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Bad uncle, once took his 8 year old nephews to the zoo knowing full well that the family never held that practice. It was a thing white people did.
(We may not have gone to the zoo but my mother paid for enough trips at school that I became familiar with the concept, and I enjoyed myself.)
One nephew, in particular was not amused. Bad evil uncle had taken him to Jurassic Park, unwillingly. It took fifteen minutes to get him to enter and another six hours where he panicked because the giraffe was evidence that this was a dinosaur eating people park.
(My sister, the teacher, was pretty aghast and my mother, stepfather and brother-in-law belittled me throughout for suggesting such a crass idea. It became one of the worst 4 hours of my life.) 17-May-2020