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My love for you would have been unconditional, if your perspective hadn't been skewered. 03-May-2017
If she hits you as much as your siblings, you may not be as favored as she says. 16-Sep-2016
You're going to have to find another way to reach that big "o" besides giving birth. You've had eight orgasms in ten years and the kids are fucking up the environment. Just ask your husband to help or we'll ask the pool man to. 07-Jun-2016
You are ready to become a mom when you have imagined every possible future scenario for your child ...abused, gay, trans, cross, illness, deformed, depression, handicapped, mentally challenged, allergic, depraved, deprived, intellectual, genius, artistic, lazy, murderous, thieving, bullying, lonely, ugly...et al...and you are ready to resolve and embrace all that your child is then you might be prime to receive "idiot sperm". I would talk to the fathers too but they never really mattered in my family unless they were turned on by us, so let's leave them out of this. 07-Jun-2016
Did you expect unconditional love just because you are called mother? 03-May-2016
If you don't allow boys to play with dolls they will find a way to play even if they have to turn you into one.... 03-Mar-2016