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RATS HAVE ALREADY WON

What we do know is that recorded rat sightings in New York are at an all-time high. In December, Mayor Eric Adams posted, with great fanfare, a job announcement: The city was looking for a “highly motivated and somewhat bloodthirsty” candidate to take on the newly restored position of rat czar. (A brilliant idea, I thought; I had, after all, suggested that he take such action in an open letter.) Yet, three months later, the position still hasn’t been filled. A few weeks ago, the mayor himself had to pay a $300 fine for failing to control rats at a rowhouse he rents out to tenants.

RATS HAVE ALREADY WON

Rodent droppings found at restaurant

They Lost Their Jobs Because They Put Their Dog Down

Growing number of Mass. communities being overrun by pesky rodents

Rats found infected with virus that causes COVID

Rat soup shuts down popular restaurant

Is Birth Control the Solution?

Rat problem?

Infectious disease spread by rat urine seeps into NYC

Tags: Accusation, Animals, Attack, Bacteria, Choices, City, Clean, Contagion, Contamination, Court, Culture, Danger, Death, Disease, Drugs, Environment, Family, Food, Health, Illness, Kill, Neglect, Outbreak, Performance, Pests, Politics, Restaurant, Safety, Self-defence, Shit, Shutdown, Support, Survival, Takeover, Terraforming, Threat, Toxic, Vermin, Warning

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16-Apr-2024

“We’re into MEN not sissies!”

The person (@TennesseeTwunk) who posted it said, “Made this flag in support of the masculine gays like me who are ostracized by the community… We’re into MEN not sissies! #thinrainbowline”

“We’re into MEN not sissies!”

Tags: Choices, Gay, Opinion, Preference, Relationships, Sex, Trending

Filed under: Health/Food

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15-Apr-2024

I’ve Suddenly Noticed My Husband Doesn’t Measure Up

I have a recurring thought that might turn into a problem. I’m married to a man I adore, and we have an incredible sex life that I wouldn’t change for the world. Passionate, fun, multiple orgasms per session. However, while my body is overjoyed, my mind is struggling. My husband is slightly shorter than average, and his dick is slightly smaller than average as well. This is something I’ve always known and has never impacted our sex life. But I had a friend complaining about a below-average-sized lover, and it got me all in my head. Now when I look at my husband in bed, I can’t not notice that he’s smaller than what society says he should be. I never thought about it before, but it’s making me feel less attracted to him now. I find myself less inclined to give him hand jobs or blow jobs because I don’t want to think about his size. Why am I obsessing over this when I find sex with him so pleasurable? How do I get over this?

—Little Problem

I’ve Suddenly Noticed My Husband Doesn’t Measure Up

Is it true ejaculating 21 times a month will drastically lower my husband’s risk of getting prostate cancer?

Tags: Advice, Anatomy, Exercise, Fear, Future, Health, Humiliation, Interference, Masturbation, Pride, Relationships, Self Interest, Sex, Treatment, Women In Charge

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15-Apr-2024

There’s good reason why strong female role models deter other women from aiming for the top

Does every appointment of a female leader need to be a “breakthrough moment” for women? We hear this story endlessly – Jacinda Ardern, prime minister of New Zealand until last January; Sanna Marin, the outgoing prime minister of Finland; and Natalia Gavrili?a, prime minister of Moldova until last February, were all profiled as pathbreakers who would herald a new generation of female politicians. Yet, as women – including British female MPs – limp away from office, demoralised by abuse and succeeded by men, one wonders just how much inspiration their stories offer to younger people. In the past two decades, the number of women in global politics has risen dramatically. Now growth is plateauing. Meanwhile, women are flooding out of tech, just as they flooded in a few years ago.

There’s good reason

Teacher charged with luring ‘mentally ill’ student into sex

'God told her to'

My Sis Slept With All My Boyfriends. I’m Taking It Out on Her Son

High School Teacher Accused of Sex Trafficking

Omaha teacher caught in the act with student

Tags: $, Advice, Business, Change, Children, Disabled, Disturbed, Family, Feminism, Greed, Hate, History, Inappropriate, Injury, Mental Health, Misrepresentation, Politics, Prison, Revenge, Sex, Sex Identity, Sex Worker, Sexual Abuse, Sexual Harassment, Slave Labor, Teacher, Threat, Trafficking, Women In Charge

Filed under: Gay+

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15-Apr-2024

Tags: Big Cock, Bulge, Fantasy, Feet, Jock, Legs, Muscle, Portrait, Thighmaster, Tits, Wet

Filed under: Photos_(NSFW)

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15-Apr-2024

...he has one of world's largest penises

A British artist with a Jamaican accent when he raps is 'seriously thinking' about monetising his huge willy in exchange for a multi-million pound OnlyFans deal.

...he has one of world's largest penises

MORTIFIED after 'ruining' friend's wedding photos with his enormous WEDGIE

The longest penis sizes around the world

Inside the big D-list

Tags: $, Ass, Big Cock, Business, Celebration, Celebrity, Entertainment, Funny, Hot Swatch, LGBTQ, Music, NSFW, Photos, Portrait, Service, Sex, Size, Social Media, Wedding, World, World Record

Filed under: Gay+

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15-Apr-2024

Woke Dems have lied about transgender suicide

The Oklahoma medical examiner who ruled Benedict’s overdose death a suicide said the 16-year-old “did not die as a result of trauma” from the fight at school, and handwritten notes at the scene did not make reference to difficulties at school.

Nonbinary student Nex Benedict died by suicide, ODing after beating inside Oklahoma high school bathroom: official
Benedict suffered from “bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, self-harm (cutting), chronic tobacco abuse and chronic marijuana abuse.”

No wonder.

Her short, sad life had been marred by an evil far more real than the politicized victimhood of cynical activists.

Woke Dems

UK will investigate adult trans health clinics following controversial review

...ideologues railroad kids into irreversible treatments with no evidence

Majority of children who express unhappiness with gender will grow out of it

Youngsters at suicide risk after sex change surgery

Our weak-kneed 'leaders' have been brutally exposed by gender review

The Cass Review shames the gay-rights establishment

Idaho can enforce ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth

Female genital mutilation

Tags: Children, Drugs, Environment, Family, Health, Identity, Laws, LGBTQ, Life Sucks!, Medical, Mental Health, Parental Crime, Politics, Rape, RIP, Safety, Science, Sex, Suicide, Training, Trans, World, Youth

Filed under: Gay+

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15-Apr-2024

Audience Reactions to The Exorcist:

"It's been reported that once inside the theater, a number of moviegoers vomited at the very graphic goings-on on the screen. Others fainted, or left the theater, nauseous and trembling, before the film was half over. Several people had heart attacks, a guard told me. Sep 26, 2023

‘She got on my nerves’

‘Alpha parent’ says she killed 5-year-old boy because he brought snacks into bed

When my mother found out that people were heart attacking, vomiting and dying at screenings of The Exorcist, in the 70's, she rushed me an invitation, especially after family members warned her I was too young. She was hoping some of that bad karma would befall me. She didn't understand a word of it (she doesn't speak english) but she's been acting like Pazuzu ever since. 07-Apr-2024

Tags: Equality, Errattic, Family, Feminism, Funny, Hate, Mental Health, Monsters, Mother, Murder, Treatment, Women In Charge

Filed under: Wisps

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15-Apr-2024

Tags: Big Cock, CockTease, Daddy Squish, Feet, Hard, Jock, Legs, Massle, Muscle, Pillows, Ripped, Selfie, Tats, Thighmaster

Filed under: Photos_(NSFW)

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14-Apr-2024

Ripley (2024-)

E2. I'm losing patience. It doesn't matter what spectrum an actor falls into, when asked to play a boy, they better act like one. 14-Apr-2024

E1. Black and white can be a statement, the past and or a representation. Schindler's List was black and white so the violence wouldn't be glamorized and the subject exploited. I have no idea why this interpretation needs to be in black and white. It's insurmountable misery. The ambience is french/italian movies from the 60's that bored or didn't easily make sense. It shouldn't be noir. Paper Moon? The Little Rascals? It's not Hitchcock. If the black participants hadn't kept their eyes open, I wouldn't have noticed them. I recognized Woodbine's name after the credits. Who did he play exactly? Yes, the shadow at the bar. The mystery sweeps, the movement is slow but the leads keep you interested.

(Cutest swimsuit ever!) 13-Apr-2024

Tags: 2020s, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Gay Swatch, Lifestyle, Relationships, Star Watt, Words Spoke

Filed under: TV

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14-Apr-2024

Fla. Lawmaker Accused of Sexually Harassing Man

Earlier this week, the paper revealed Alexander had been accused of sexual harassment by Michael Johnson Jr., who says he was fired from Florida A&M University unlawfully after reporting university employees, including Alexander’s brother-in-law.

Lawmaker Accused of Sexually Harassing Man

Did Anti-LGBTQ+ Minister Jesse Lee Peterson Have Gay Sex Liaisons?

Man sexually assaulted 14-year-old boy he met online

Teen Shares Video Of Bullies Coming To His Home

LGBT city councilor resigns after allegations of abusing teen boy

State Police concealed child sex abuse by trooper

Tags: Accusation, Backlash, Bullying, Children, Employment, Gay, Harassment, Leaders, LGBTQ, NSFW, Parental Burden, Politics, Religion, Resignation, Sex, Sexual Abuse, Sexual Harassment, Sports, Teacher, Video, Video Gay Swatch, Youth

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14-Apr-2024

As a Gay Man, I’ll Never Be Normal

I have pride. I no longer crave the comforts of normalcy because so much joy and insight has come on the other side of fear and being an outlier, even an outcast. I have divorced my comforts from those of people around me. I know now that our culture’s fringe is also its framework. That is the power of queerness. Normalization is, frankly, anti-queer. No amount of respectability politics can change that. Being normal is a lie people tell themselves to cover up the reality that they are merely common.

As a Gay Man, I’ll Never Be Normal

Shocking Details Emerge On The Gay TikTok Couple Convicted Of Murder

Detransitioning from Barbie to Ken

Ethiopia cracks down on gay sex in hotels, bars and restaurants

“Gay sex party” priest handed prison sentence

Gay Jewish teen met with neo-Nazi killer because he thought sex would be ‘legendary

Tags: Celebrity, Clergy, Confusion, Court, Dating, Detransitioning, Drugs, Environment, Experience, Gay, Hate, Laws, LGBTQ, Lifestyle, Limited, Murder, NSFW, Opinion, Portrait, Prison, Punishment, Religion, Safety, Sex, Sexual Abuse, Society, Surgery, Vengeance, Video, Video Gay Swatch, Violence, World, Writer

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14-Apr-2024

Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels

An employee at Row, one of New York City's best-known hotels, became a whistleblower Wednesday after he released video and photos of illegal immigrants trashing the hotel and leaving fresh food out to rot.

Rodriguez shared videos of fresh, "good food" sitting out to rot in trash bags because "the migrants don’t want to eat them."

"They said they don’t like it," he said. "This is all food that is going to waste. This is insane."

Migrants are 'drinking all day'

NYC can’t cater to migrants’ ‘cultural taste’ on food

Marco Murillo, 13, stabbed to death outside Chick-fil-A

Migrants' refusal to leave New York hotel met with outrage

Migrant crisis causes chaos in the streets

Shake Shack Founder Shutters Two Manhattan Restaurants

Block turned into illicit open-air market for migrants

Tags: $, Americans, Burden, Business, Chaos, Cultural, Destruction, Food, Immigrants, Inappropriate, NSFW, Overpopulation, Politics, Poverty, Revolt, Safety, Self Interest, Sex, Spoiled, Takeover, Threat, Toxic, Violence, Waste

Filed under: Gay+

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14-Apr-2024

‘Barbie’ Is Bad. There, I Said It.

Few dared rain on Barbie’s hot pink parade.

Those who openly hated it mostly did so for reasons having to do with what it “stood for.” They abhorred its (oddly anachronistic) third-wave feminist politics. They despised its commercialism and dreaded the prospect of future films about Mattel properties like Barney and American Girl dolls. They hated the idea of a movie about a sexualized pinup-shaped doll whose toy laptop or Working Woman (“I really talk!”) packaging couldn’t hide the stereotypes under the outfit.

Barbie’ Is Bad

Shakira Said Her Young Sons Thought 'Barbie' Was 'Emasculating'

I’m a mum to boys and agree with Shakira

Are women aware that they raised the toxic little bastards and have only themselves to blame? 14-Apr-2024

Tags: $, Art, Celebrity, Celebrity Children, Children's Show, Enforcement, Film, NSFW, Opinion, Parental Burden, Politics, Representation, Sex, Toys, Women

Filed under: Gay+

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14-Apr-2024

Tags: Ass, Daddy Squish, Feet, Jock, Legs, Muscle, Pillows, Squishy, Toned

Filed under: Photos_(NSFW)

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13-Apr-2024

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