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Vivarium (2019) Whimper

Bubble couple are misled into a hellish suburban child rearing nightmare after house shopping.The setting is rife with panic and exasperation which neither characters or the presentation take advantage of. The characters don't react like real people and the story wants no resolution. Phones don't exist, no one attempts to test the gadgets in the house, time passes and the majors look the same, young "Sheldon" is triumphantly maddening, Eisenberg spends too much time digging and Poots rimming. It's about nothing. 26-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Cold, Conspiracy Theory, Director Slouch, Drama, Fatigue, Good Idea, Grating, Horror, Mystery, Preposterous, Relationships, Repetitive, Silly, Stupid Funny, Suspense, Too Long, Unenthusiastic, Vague, Weird

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26-Jul-2020


Little Women (2019) Howl

I sat down prepared to hate. New feminism interjected to classic "girl power." That was going to be offensive to me. An hour in, I asked myself, are they still playing music underneath the act and then a few minutes later I gave up and enjoyment crept in. When Saoirse Ronan's perfection subsides and we see a deeper core of the character, I rejoiced and asked discrepancies.

Emma Watson is asked to bank on likability instead of relying on bits of herself that can make a character great. Stop hiding and come forth. Be whatever you are. It will be great.

Timothee Chalamet almost made me believe in romance. Florence Pugh pushed the thought further.

Laura Dern makes it as easy as inhaling a line of coke in the 80s. Good for her.

A woman that frees herself has broader opportunities than anyone.

Greta Gerwig's force is in it. The errors that I caught will be her art. The special place she created was a safe place to visit. That is not an easy world to create. 24-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political Satire, Pretty, Relationships, Romance, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Touching, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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24-Jul-2020


Boy's Night Out (1962) Arf

One single man and three married friends pep up boy's night out and and wives night in by subletting an apartment with a blonde in it. The blonde is a succulent dish with feminine wiles of the intelligent sort. Kim Novak supplies the dream that is studiously experimenting and extinguishing the horn that lives in men. James Garner doesn't need a dream to want him but watching him put the moves on is tingly. Tony Randall always demonstrates such glee at his own perversion. The movie falls flat because it doesn't dare to do half the things it suggests and the men basically get away with murder. 24-Jul-2020

Tags: 1960s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Political Satire, Relationships, Romance, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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24-Jul-2020


Go Tell It On The Mountain (1985) Woof

Exploring the unity a church provides to a community struggling to stay afloat.

The protagonist is a teenage stepson born out of lust and into parents of mighty faith and little activity. The boy envisions his place in a white world that bestows him educational merit and Hollywood allure. Stepdaddy preacher has white resentment and believes the boy must learn the word of Jesus and disavow all the teachings of the white man so he can claim his benefits afterlife.

Great arguments ensue about what is a sin, enjoyment and a life. Boys don't want to be socked in a church when there is adventure, sex and violence to be had. Fear of community misrepresentation causes the parents to lock children in. (It seems we are always in one prison or other.)

Paul Winfield is the man of sin whose only recompense is Jesus. Blindsided and stubborn he fights to be the master of a household that's always revolting. His authority is frightful, his words are probable and his weapon is God.

The shading of the past to inculcate the steps of the future was tight. When the female actors revolt and exorcise their demons, crazy hungry talent is displayed. The boys were humble with pride.

The end is an exorcism that doesn't coerce any answers but that may be its point. No one knows shit. 21-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Great Acting, Heart Writ, History, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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21-Jul-2020


Carbon Copy (1981) Woof

A twinkie Denzel catches up with the parental rich white daddy that didn't stay. The daddy is married to a "Karen" that tolerates only forced sex and finds black people a nuisance. It's rude, funny and droll. George Segal keeps racial harmony humming while Washington smashes broad cymbals. Comfort with a message. 19-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Heart Writ, Political Satire, Rapey, Relationships, Silly, Star Watt, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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19-Jul-2020


Cutting Class (1989) Bites

Mental health contamination scours a suburban town with blood splatter. The kills work as an after the fact. Neither Brad Pitt's twink beauty supreme or talent could save it. (I figured out the whodunit by studying the killer's arms and hands to no avail. They ridiculously didn't match.)

Trivia: Hollywood's champion cocksucker is in it too. 18-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Camp, Chemistry, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Loud, Music: Disposable Soundtrack, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Rapey, Relationships, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Timid

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18-Jul-2020


Wild One, The (1953) Howl

Life protestors with a penchant for bling, bikes and young things invade suburbia with destruction. The cops are too tired and don't want to get involved, the neighborhood uprises in arms and their little girls arch (they too have things to protest.) Parents are losers, youth is life, old is death.

There are illusions of gang rape and rape.

The women are confidant they can slow one down.

Marlon Brando explodes into both sides of his jeans like the rebel who doth protest too much. He was the untamable man that wanted to be tamed. The epitome of fluidity and all fan desires thereof, he institutionalized the gay man mystique and cis man "rapey" acquiescence. He's an everyman. That Brando granted my celibacy a woody, especially in black and white, speaks of "legendary animal."

The privileged only hate when others are troublesome. Good for them. 16-Jul-2020

Tags: 1950s, Action, Chemistry, Classic, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Music Swings, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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16-Jul-2020


Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978) Howl

Daddy "pod people" proficiency. I can't imagine a better cast to deliver a concrete, spooky conspiracy. It turns the brain on and our survival mode kicks in as the repetitive blankness coerces the free thinker to scream in frustration. 16-Jul-2020

Tags: 1970s, Best in Sci-Fi, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Decent FX, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Relationships, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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16-Jul-2020


Old Guard, The (2020) Whimper

PC vampires arrive in woke world. They no longer bite but still have the ability to suck.

Charlize Theron squelches her sexuality to deliver macho posturing and adds no strength to female action fabulosity. A woman who obscures her sexuality is depriving the act of confidence and beauty. She was so serious and miserable.

The gays were cute for the moments they accessorized but the corn deep throated them.

The superpowers are not enviable and is a filmic excuse to watch people bleed out.

The "big bads" couldn't scare a bird away.

The story is refried beans with lesser ingredients and the action came straight out the can. 14-Jul-2020

Tags: 2020s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Comic Book, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Manipulation, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Retread, Silly, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic

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14-Jul-2020


Color Of Space, The (2019) Arf

Meteor lands on bubble family property and affects change. Nic is allowed full psycho mode but the word and the psychology betray him. One minute he's canoodling with the wife and the next he is lacerating his teenage daughter like there's a history of childhood molestation. There is no consistency of character. All sexual innuendos and racial discrepancies are applied to animals. Thank God. There is a glimmer of an invasion but it's mostly about the effect. Fuck that. I want to see aliens. 14-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Music Swings, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Vague, Writ w/Possibilities

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14-Jul-2020


They Come Knocking (2019) Whimper

Hot daddy raggedy, teen elder daughter crab apple and future "Karen" darling road it it to dead children county to distribute mama's ashes. You know the movie is not destined for greatness when the cliche effect of children's whispers is heard. The children creep a little but there are no sensible rules chaining the scares together. It's horror schmaltz. 11-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Drama, Horror, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Relationships, Sap, Scare Obvious, Silly, Timid, Unenthusiastic

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11-Jul-2020


Quake, The (2018) Arf

Papa is an obsessed conspiracy theorist and mama is comatose. The action shivers but there is only so much disaster this family/us can take. 10-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, By the Numbers, Conspiracy Theory, Director's Touch, Drama, Foreign, Over the Top, Relationships, Repetitive, Sentimental, Sequel, Suspense

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10-Jul-2020


Wave, The (2015) Woof

The cliches interrupt the strength of the message but papa courageous and mama savage add to the cerebral beauty of chaos. 10-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Foreign, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Over the Top, Political, Sentimental, Suspense, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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10-Jul-2020


Monkey Shines (1988) Howl

A fit daddy mentally bound by matriarchy becomes paraplegic. He receives a horrified nurse, mother pseudo, a no nonsense trainer and a mentally enhanced monkey.

The art of training an animal lives in its soul. The monkey represents the current female to determine his life. The monkey is a frighteningly adorable beast.

George A. Romero packs it with Hitchcock simplicity and sensical horror. Each frame a joy to ponder.

Jason Beghe is an addictive force.

The mother/son spar sliced bluntly.

I lurched, I was engrossed and the end was brutally sweet. 07-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Action Fun, Best In Horror, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Fresh, Funny, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Revenge, Scary, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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07-Jul-2020


Winchester (2018) Whimper

A haunted gun house. While lulling you to sleep it develops some nice scares but by then, who cares. 03-Jul-2020

Tags: By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Horror, Mystery, Silly, Star Watt, Timid

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03-Jul-2020




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