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Angry Dad: you are not breaking my daughter.
10 Inch Boyfriend: sir, guys with small dicks are bad too, they become violent because they can't be us. Again, no disrespect, sir but you know she's not a virgin anymore, right?
Angry Dad: why you...
Daughter: stop it, dad! I haven't been fresh in over five years. 05-Feb-2023
The only way to ensure that your teenage daughters/boys stay fresh is to have someone measure the dicks of every boy they bring home. It doesn't need to be perverted. I'm sure we can safely create a gadget we can point at a kid's crotch and it gives you a reading. 8 inches soft and 10 hard. 03-Feb-2023