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Don't forget to lock it when he goes out. 20-Nov-2024
To get rid of, at least, 1% of social sexual services he has access to, call ahead and tell the bordello he has a microscopic penis, a brain to match, takes 3 hours to come, can choke you for four and doesn't tip. Tell them it feels like you're masturbating a victim. 14-Nov-2024
The only way to dissuade 10% of husband's prospective sex partners is to tell everybody he sucks in bed. TG, he's such a nice man. Tell your friends, your family, his family except mom and dad but all co-workers if he has any. Do not inform your parents. 14-Nov-2024