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Uglies (2024)

Interesting premise that has no solid fictional fact backing it up. The idea that you get surgery at 16 to look your most beautiful self and be happy is an unachievable fraud. Why didn't the people revolt before they agreed to a ludicrous way of living. What happens to the naturally beautiful? Vanity wouldn't allow that to transpire. Is there anything uglier than uglies? Do they step up to ugly when the others reach nirvana? How many mothers popped ugly babies for society to enact this rule? The baddie was a borderline dystopian with comic book strokes. If the rulers can manipulate the people to overhaul ugly, why go to the next extreme? The beauty is for whom? I liked Nose better before he turned into a Final Fantasy character. The movie made me self conscious of the lead's looks. I was judging them constantly to see if she fit the part. All she needed was a bath. The finale was maddening. You mean the baddies could have done that all along? Why did they need Tally for? Her relationship with Nose had a heartbeat but her new buddy happens too swiftly and coincidentally to kick. Nose closure was a post-it from somebody else's refrigerator. I wished Croy was Smoke. Feelings coming back after transitioning wasn't explored enough to be convincing. Wouldn't creating fires to escape the enemy create an air map to their location? Skate surfing scenes uplifted but forging through the woods to bring grandma back is stark. It was not painful watching it until the end. 18-Sep-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Cheeky Acting, Coincidence Laden, Cold, Crapfun, Dialogue Lament, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Fantasy, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Preposterous, Relationships, SciFi, Silly, Stupid Funny, Timid, Vague, Wit Crack, Writ w/Possibilities

Filed under: Movies

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18-Sep-2024

As soon as we settle on universal soil is when the first alien will be born. 16-Sep-2024

Humans have not realized that universal travel will create the aliens that the present can't explain. 16-Sep-2024

The reason that aliens don't show up is because we haven't invented them yet. 16-Sep-2024

Tags: Afterlife, Aliens, Fantasy, Myself, Opinion, Science, Universe

Filed under: Wisps

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16-Sep-2024

Man knocked unconscious by falling cat while walking dog

Guess they don’t always land on their feet.

A Chinese dog owner likely prefers pooches even more now, after he was knocked out cold by a falling cat, as seen in a viral video from Aug. 14.

In the 45-second CCTV footage, which currently has more than 120,000 views on YouTube, a man named Gao can be seen going for a stroll with his golden retriever in Harbin, Heilongjiang, local media outlet the Paper reports.

Then, out of nowhere, a black and white cat drops out of the sky and hits him on the head, causing him to collapse to the sidewalk unconscious.

Man knocked unconscious by falling cat while walking dog

Mega 46ft-high aquarium EXPLODES

Somehow, the Dog Situation on Airplanes Has Gotten Even Wilder

Tags: Animals, Attack, Boundaries, Contamination, Damage, Destruction, Environment, Health, Hotel, Injury, Laws, Pets, Safety, Travel, Video, World

Filed under: Health/Food

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16-Sep-2024

Police seeing uptick in out-of-state, country criminals...

“I would say it’s alarming the amount of crimes that we’re seeing and the severity of them,” said Officer Tiffany Mitchell with St. George police. “What we’re seeing is South American crime groups coming in and victimizing our community.”

Mitchell said they’re seeing thefts from gym lockers and "smash & grabs" at trailheads. She’s reminding visitors and residents alike to keep valuable property on their person rather than storing it in a vehicle or "hidden away."

Police seeing uptick in out-of-state, country criminals

Teacher, coaches among 228 arrested

Denver suburb experiencing a ‘complete gang takeover’

20 migrants attempted to enter California school bus picking up students

Video shows group of men carrying guns at troubled Aurora apartment complex

Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua 'arms itself' to take on gangs

Documents reveal CO officials admitted Tren de Aragua gang had 'complete control'

Tags: $, Advice, Anguish, Arrest, Child Abuse, Children, Crime, Cruelty, Cultural, Environment, Etiquette, Ghetto, Hate, Hijack, Immigrants, Overpopulation, Parental Burden, Politics, Population Control, Rape, Safety, School, Sex, Sex Worker, Shutdown, Slavery, Surge, Takeover, Theft, Threat, Violence, War, Warning, World

Filed under: Gay+

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16-Sep-2024

Cat owners place their pets on VEGAN diets, despite warnings from vets

Cats are being put on trendy vegan diets by owners, despite vets warning that a total lack of meat can be fatal for their pets.

Cat owners place their pets on VEGAN diets

Dogs poop less if they eat human-grade food

Warning over new breed of super rodents

‘We Were Killing Them With These Little Pitchforks’

Rats raid storage units, destroying belongings worth thousands of dollars

How to keep rats out of homes and gardens

Rats are taking over a Soledad neighborhood

Jury convicts father after infant son suffers over 50 rat bites

Tags: Addiction, Animals, Attack, Children, Choices, Contamination, Danger, Destruction, Diet, Effect, Environment, Extinction, Food, Health, Injury, Interference, Kill, Nature, Parental Crime, Pests, Pets, Population Control, Protection, Reckless, Safety, Self Interest, Stupid, Terraforming, Toxic, Vegan's Revenge, Vermin, Warning

Filed under: Health/Food

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16-Sep-2024

Who's To Blame For The Current State Of The U.S.

“We’re more interested in a Beyoncé or a Taylor Swift concert or Reesa Teesa on TikTok than to be worrying about if women have rights, if Blacks are going to keep their rights, if women are going to be able to continue to vote,” she continued.

Who's To Blame For The Current State Of The U.S.

‘It’s despicable’ schools would allow another country’s flag to fly in America

...migrant thieves shoplifting up to 6 times a week

Democratic stronghold fuming as migrant mega shelter causes explosion of gang-related crime

...seven children were held hostage in a St. George hotel room

Boy, 11, gets handcuffed, thrown in jail

Tags: All Rights, Americans, Business, Celebrity, Children, Education, Hate, Immigrants, Kidnap, Leaders, Mental Health, Opinion, Overpopulation, Parental Burden, Parental Crime, Pride, Priorities, Protest, Representation, Safety, School, Theft, Threat, Violence

Filed under: Gay+

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16-Sep-2024

Gage Edward Slams Ex-Boyfriend Jeff Lewis as “Pathetic”

Gay couple enjoys straight friends on cruise, until they see extremist Facebook posts

Tags: Accusation, Advice, Celebrity, Children, Consequences, Divorce, Drama, Exploitation, Family, Friendship, Gay, Hypocrisy, LGBTQ, Marriage, Parental Burden, Parental Confusion, Parody, Relationships, Threat, Travel, Troubles

Filed under: Gay+

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16-Sep-2024

Everyone Really Hates Anti-Vaxxers and Keto

Okay, everybody, the Worst Wellness Trend of the 2010s Tournament has officially drawn to a close, with anti-vaxxing claiming the number one slot once and for all. To be honest, we're not totally surprised. Parents who choose not to vaccinate their kids are, after all, notorious for lifting rhetoric from the reproductive rights movement and pretty much completely responsible for the revival of once-dead diseases like measles. Wellness rocks!

Everyone Really Hates Anti-Vaxxers and Keto

The Crime of Gay Sex

Tags: Contagion, Diet, Disease, Gay, Hate, LGBTQ, Lifestyle, List, Men, Mental Health, Politics, Reckless, Safety, Sex, Treatment, Virus, Warning, World

Filed under: Health/Food

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16-Sep-2024

Just this weekend, five men were arrested after a giant brawl broke out on the beach, leaving one person stabbed and another with a broken ankle. Both victims were hospitalized.

Earlier in the week, 32-year-old Jawann Dwayne Garnett, who police say is homeless, was arrested after violent attacks on three female beachgoers. He has since been charged with attempted rape and attempted murder.

Southern California city on edge amid wave of violence

Police Seek Public’s Help After Elderly Man Attacked in Palm Springs

Historic Gay Nightclub Loses License Over Violence

Tags: Anguish, Attack, Bar/Club, Community, Crime, Environment, Fear, Ghetto, Health, Homeless, Injury, LGBTQ, Mental Health, Neglect, Politics, Protection, Psychology, Safety, Seniors, Shutdown, Travel, Violence, Warning

Filed under: Gay+

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16-Sep-2024

Governor Gavin Newsom does NOT endorse $1.2 million reparations checks

The scheme approved by the nine-member reparations task force on Saturday would cost the state around $800 billion - more than twice the state's annual budget.

Newsom said dealing with the legacy of slavery and discrimination is 'about much more than cash payments.'

Newsom does NOT endorse $1.2 million reparations checks

More than 70 migrants dumped on VP Kamala Harris' doorstep

'Build the wall, make a border'

'It's upsetting how they're treating Americans'

'We need to be taken care of first!'

Lawmaker sparks furious backlash after warning black residents

Peddling children for sex is a serious crime

Stop telling Springfield residents we're not allowed to be frustrated

Tags: $, Cancellation, Charity, Children, Community, Consequences, Court, Cultural, Environment, Exploitation, Fighting Back, Fucking The Planet, Greed, Immigrants, Interference, Leaders, Overpopulation, Policy, Priorities, Reckless, Rejection, Reparations, Safety, Sex, Sex Worker, Sexual Abuse, Slavery, Threat, Violence

Filed under: Gay+

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16-Sep-2024

Call Me - Micah McLaurin

Tags: Amateur, Black, Blonde, Bros, Daddy Squish, Dance, Fuck, Fuctasia, Gear, Jock, Muscle, Music, Piercings, Pillows, Squishy, Straight, Tats, Tights, Tits, Toned, Undies, Video, Voyeur

Filed under: Fuctasia_(NSFW)

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15-Sep-2024

Men Being Depressed

Tags: Comedy, Comics, LGBTQ, Nudity, Parody, Reimagined, Respect, Re-tooled, Sex, Sports, Tribute, Video

Filed under: Music

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14-Sep-2024

Mead teacher says he resigned over investigation after coming out as gay

Knight says his class would often do an exercise called ‘highs and lows’, where students share their recent experiences. In January’s session, he let his kids know he was going on a date. In February, the kids asked him how it went.

"They kept saying, what was she like, what was her name, and I said, ‘How would you feel if it was a she and not a he?’," Knight said. "I showed them a picture of my partner at the time. My sexuality never came up again after that."

News broke quickly.

Mead teacher says he resigned over investigation

York County woman suing Dover Area School District

'Don't Say Gay' Law Headed for Another State

...school leaders may need to thread needle on LGBTQ policy

Federal judge blocks Title IX rule for LGBTQ students

Gender identity and transgender issues continue to haunt U.S. schools

Tags: Children, Court, Education, Employment, Etiquette, Gay, Hypocrisy, Laws, LGBTQ, Misconduct, Misrepresentation, Not Helping, Policy, Politics, Privacy, Students, Teacher

Filed under: Gay+

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14-Sep-2024

Shangela slams assistant's 'meritless' rape allegation

His claim — shared months after he first accused Shangela of sexual assault in a since-deleted social media post — alleges sexual assault, gender violence, violation of the Ralph Civil Rights Act of 1976, false imprisonment, negligence, sexual harassment, and Buckingham's alleged failure to prevent sexual harassment.

Shangela slams

Ex-TV Host Denies Grooming

‘You invaded my entire being’

Shangela accused of multiple sexual assaults

Afrika Bambaataa’s Alleged Sexual Assault Victim

First out gay NCAA wrestler gets hard jail time

Obama’s portrait artist fighting back against numerous sexual assault accusers

Being gay has no bearing on allegations against former SPD chief Diaz

More men accuse ex-Abercrombie boss over sex events

Tags: Accusation, Art, Celebrity, Children, Drag, Employment, Gay, Journalism, LGBTQ, Minors, Politics, Rape, Sex, Sexual Abuse, Sexual Harassment, Sports, World, Youth

Filed under: Gay+

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14-Sep-2024

PETE DAVIDSON & MACHINE GUN KELLY TALK DICKS

“Always gotta fluff it up or get a sweet in-between-er, you can’t just go cold,” Pete responded. “I’m a grower for sure. I’m not really a grower or a shower. It’s actually the same small and hard. It’s actually a scientific wonder.”

DAVIDSON & MACHINE GUN KELLY TALK DICKS

Colin Jost gets brutally honest about Pete Davidson partnership

Tags: Anatomy, Bros, Celebrity, Interview, Men, NSFW, Sex, Warning, Weird

Filed under: Gay+

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13-Sep-2024

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