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My grandmother would babysit me certain weekends. For my mother, it was freedom from the drudgery of doing nothing. My grandmother acknowledged me with derision but in comparison to the others (cousins) I would do. I would be the servant to her and the child. I was privy to privileges. The favorite grandchild had curls spun from gold and the smile of an angel. No cousin/grandchild could compete with it.

My grandmother once announced to her 15 grandchildren that they would not receive a Christmas present from her because she could only afford to give it to one so she was giving it to the most deserving. Seven of my cousins later became Jehovah's witnesses and never celebrated anything ever again because she made us so angry. The two year old prince won't remember that day but that's the day his life started. The two year old prince from nowhere (nobody knows the father, my father is in the running, so is her brother and some made-up greek guy named Hercules) was granted grandma glee and exquisite presents. We were so angry at her. She could have shared that gift with him at anytime. They lived together. Why did she choose to humiliate us. "Because she's a witch." "She hates us." "I'm nothing!" The family dynamic was set. Avenge the Sith.

We could see her coming. Through the windows. Before the elevator dings. "Here comes that demon mother of yours. It was almost a countdown on how many bad things my grandmother could say about my mother before she arrived to terrorize her. Ding!

My mother would make her account for every mistake (the cheating, the twins, the lying and the pastor) she ever made. It happened a lot. It was horrible. I didn't really understand grandma's sins but I forgave her. My mother obviously could not.

My grandmother taught me how to live a successful miserable life. 22-Jan-2021

Tags: Family

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22-Jan-2021


Mr. Mom (1983) Arf

Mother and housewife interjects freedom when her husband surprisingly loses his job. Whomever gets a job first will be the breadwinner. He's the mommy and she's the daddy. He doesn't whiz parenting but neither did she. The children don't matter much. "Keep them alive and survive another day" is the motto of the day. Michael Keaton and Terri Garr have star watt which zaps most of the blues away. The wattage is enough to sell it. 22-Jan-2021

Tags: 1980s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Sweet, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Jan-2021


 

Tags: Comics, History, Romance

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22-Jan-2021


Hamilton (2020) WhimperEarly Exit

Was Hamilton aware he was great? This is the fine food you throw up when you overindulge and never want to eat again. I spent most of the time being old and looking at crotches. I actually caught a few silhouettes. Whatever planet I'm from, please beam me up. I really wanted to like it. 22-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, Brutal, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Musical, Political, Representing, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, Tired, Weird, Writ Basic

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22-Jan-2021


Canada’s governor general resigns after report finds workplace harassment 

 

Canada’s governor general has resigned after an external report found that the Queen’s representative had overseen a toxic work environment in which staff were bullied to tears.

The report, which was to be released early next week, painted a damning picture of Julie Payette’s leadership and had raised concerns among senior government figures over her ability to continue in the vice-regal role.

Picked by the prime minister, Justin Trudeau, in 2017, Payette, 57, is the representative of Queen Elizabeth II as head of state – a largely ceremonial position. Until Thursday, however, no governor general in Canada had ever been forced to resign.

Payette’s unprecedented departure from the job follows previous allegations that she bullied staff at her official residence at Rideau Hall and on foreign trips.

Canada’s governor general resigns after report finds workplace harassment

Tags: Employment, Harassment, Politics, Resignation, Women In Charge

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22-Jan-2021


The Left's Hypocrisy on Violence Is on Full Display 

 

In the wake of the violent riots at the Capitol, the left predictably tried to paint Conservatives with a broad brush of all being violent hate-mongers. This is despite years of violence from the left, often rationalized with excuses of various justifications for that behavior. The violent riots of last year were encouraged by members of the Squad and even the current Vice President, Kamala Harris. We were told that the damage seen in major cities across the country was a result of our failure to act on whatever pet issue the offending group was “fighting” for, and we were to blame for the violence, not the perpetrators. Part of Trump’s mantra during this time was “law and order,” to which the left laughed and often violently reacted to those statements, as well.

When the Capitol Riots took place, the left and media swarmed Republican lawmakers, demanding apologies and for them to denounce the violence… and Trump. The media circled like sharks, attempting to paint conservatives as co-conspirators in some vast conspiratorial action to overthrow the American Government, despite their vehement rejections of violent rhetoric. Meanwhile, for the last four years, we have endured liberal conspiracy after liberal conspiracy to overthrow the duly elected President of the United States. Their rhetoric has been responsible for protests and violence across the country yet, somehow, they get a pass.

The Left's Hypocrisy on Violence Is on Full Display

Tags: Exclusivity, Hypocrisy, Violence

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22-Jan-2021


Jason Whitlock speaks out against Black Lives Matter, comparing it to the KKK 

 

Jason Whitlock is speaking out against Black Lives Matter, calling it a "cleverly marketed slogan that provides cover for extremists to undermine racial progress and bully American citizens to support Democrat politicians."

And that, Whitlock – a journalist at Outkick.com and former Fox Sports commentator known for his controversial takes on sports and race issues – said, is exactly what the Ku Klux Klan was all about.

"Despite the sweet-sounding name, Black Lives Matter acts as a racial divider," Whitlock wrote in an email to IndyStar on Friday, "no different from the KKK."

Whitlock said he believes it is not a coincidence that "Black Lives Matter riots picked up during an election cycle and disappear after the votes have been counted."

Jason Whitlock speaks out against Black Lives Matter, comparing it to the KKK

Tags: Activism, Celebrity, History, Politics

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22-Jan-2021


Cream That Pussy 

Tags: 3some, Amateur, Animate, Arab, Ass, Bath, Big Balls, Big Cock, Black, Blonde, Cocksuck, Compilation, Cum, Cum Splash, Daddy Squish, Dance, Drip, Eat Cum, Exhibit, Feet, Fuck, Fuctasia, Giant Cock, Hairy, Hard, Hole Puncher, Hole Wreck, Inside Cum, Interracial, Jock, Latin, Legs, Mass Appeal, Massle, Mat, Muscle, Music, Pillows, Plenti-fil, Queef, Selfie, Shorts, Slap, Sneaks, Solo, Special Talent, Sperm Bank, Sports, Squirt, Squishy, Straight, Tats, Tight, Toned, Vagina, Video, Wet

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21-Jan-2021


 

Tags: 3some, Animate, Blonde, Daddy Squish, Fat Cock, Food, Hairy, Hard, Hole Puncher, Jock, Muscle, Pillows, Relationships, Socks, Tight, Woman

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21-Jan-2021


My Girlfriend Likes Role-Playing as My Grandma 

 

Dear Prudence,

To celebrate a milestone, my girlfriend dressed up as a 100-year-old lady; apparently this is fairly common. However, she didn’t stop there. She has now created an elderly alter-ego and expects to be treated as a grandmother while in this mode. She said it’s like crossdressing and even suggested that I dress up so that I can be her “granddaughter.” She has previously made me up, but it was only a costume; I never felt like a different person. She said that it would be fun to go out as grandmother and granddaughter, with me holding her arm or pushing her in a wheelchair. I feel like that might be disrespectful to actual old or disabled people. But I always want to make my girlfriend happy. Should I participate in this?

—Ancient Alter-Ego

My Girlfriend Likes Role-Playing as My Grandma

Tags: Advice, Environment, Etiquette, Fear, Mental Health, Relationships, Sex, Weird, Women In Charge

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21-Jan-2021


Soul (2020) Woof

A family film split in half. The adults receive culturally defined animation and the kiddies get dots reimagining the meaning of life. It's bold to reinforce a belief on someone, it's even bolder to downplay it so I can believe it. 21-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, Action, Animate, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Director Movement, Director's Art, Elegance, Funny, Heart Writ, Music Swings, Pretty, Relationships, Sentimental, Sweet, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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21-Jan-2021


King Of Staten Island, The (2020) Arf

Can you be the King of Staten Island if you hate it? Davidson has the balls and the bite but the creators cowered. They didn't want Staten Island to hate them so they fluffed up the drama. 21-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Comedy, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Magnetism, Sap, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Timid, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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21-Jan-2021


Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil (2019) Arf

Jolie's Maleficent is a sublime creature that never got a good movie written about her. Her work remains unmatched. Jolie, learning etiquette was funny and bright. The dinner choreography didn't make sense. Maleficent overreacted when the prospective in-laws hadn't hit her soft spot yet. Her denial of murder should have been the catalyst. Once the scene is set, it skits, stalls, enchants and sentimentalizes. It's better than the first one.

Also, don't call a witch evil unless she eats babies. 21-Jan-2021

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Beautiful, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fatigue, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Over the Top, Predictable, Relationships, Retread, Revenge, Star Watt, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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21-Jan-2021


Call Your Mother (2021-) Whimper

There is no reason to call her because she is the primary that needs parenting. Mother can make a dirty cheese muffin, attention grab the hell out of parental privilege and retract the independence from her children. A sexless black gay token is hired to fawn over white mama madness and the other is relegated to immobile chat calls as mama's bestie. The younglings have no idea how to create a spark and the son should have been gay. What's a crappy mother without a gay son? Boring. 21-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, By the Numbers, Cliche, Comedy, Cultural, Gay Swatch, Juvenile, Manipulation, No Chemistry, Out of Place, Over the Top, Overcooked, Pitchy, Preachy, Predictable, Relationships, Repetitive, Silly, Star Watt, Static, Tired, Writ Basic

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21-Jan-2021


A Teacher (2020-) Arf

I keep wondering if the punishment would have been less traumatic had they not been caught. 21-Jan-2021
The consequences of an illicit affair between a female adult and a developing teen is that she equips him with a superpower. She gets punished. He becomes a sexual bandido because she taught him how pussy works. That is one hell of a superpower to lay on a kid and the episode exploits it as much as it clarifies it. I became confused and disoriented by the idea that if you enjoy it and it gives you street cred, it's not that bad. 10-Dec-2020
This happens when we're no longer allowed to slut-shame. 30-Nov-2020
S1E3. There is a warning at the end and the beginning of the show there is also also a contact for abused twinks to unload the free pussy they've been scoring for months. "Geez, it was fun for a while, but now she's acting like my mom. I don't care if she goes to go jail. Where do I sign?" The female teacher is the new priest. It's not her fault. Her husband is buying shit without her permission and his dick is no longer pink. She's helpless. Kate Mara adds the lemon to the all you can eat fish fry as Nick Robinson preserves a crack addled twink for dessert. Baby looks tired. It smells like a headline that caught your eye once and you only remembered it when it swung back around. All we can hope for is lots of sex and violence. This show makes you want to go out and break things. 28-Nov-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Creepy, Cultural, Discomfort, Drama, Gay Soundtrack, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Psychological, Relationships, Romance, Twinkie, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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21-Jan-2021




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