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Birds - Imagine Dragons

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1,000 Man Fight

...and God sayeth, "kill 'em all." 21-Sep-2019

Tags: Action, Gore, History, Mature, Reinterpreted, Religion, Respect, Re-tooled, Tribute, Video, Violence

Filed under: Music

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23-Sep-2019

Emmy Awards (2019)

I tuned in as radio while I prepared dinner. I missed the first hour because there was important wine to drink but I tuned at the beginning of the second. Almost everything I hated won. Hollywood creates realistic art but has trouble appearing realistic. Billy added flair and Halsey held my attention, everything else was soap. We need to be convinced that representation isn't a part-time job. The host wasn't the problem. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Awards, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Celebrity, Fantasy, Fatigue, Incomprehensible, Nostalgic, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Repetitive, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Static, Tacky, Talk, Tedium, Timid, Tired, Unfunny, Weird

Filed under: TV

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22-Sep-2019

I just realized that we are all parents. I've been taking care of myself since I could understand. We have the potential to be as good a parent to others as we are to ourselves.

PS: It came about because I tired of the refrain that parents think we don't understand what it feels like to be burdened because we don't partake. Then why bother explaining homosexuality to anyone that doesn't partake. The math is poor. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: Parenting

Filed under: Wisps

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22-Sep-2019

American Horror Story: 1984 (2019-)

Simplicity is the best tailored suit for horror. The mythology is trembly and the franchise is freshening up.

Gus Kentworthy can feed a hungry gay senior trailer park with a strip and a flex. Emma Roberts is making all the right choices. Cody Fern is still holding back a layer. Matthew Morrison's penis is LOL. Leslie Grossman works better alone. Billie Lourd wants to steal it and Papa Murph is initiating another squirt test. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Nostalgic, Political, Scary, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Third Leg Alert, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

Filed under: TV

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22-Sep-2019

Shazam! (2019)

I don't understand why turning from a kid to an adult makes you goofy, especially if the youngster displays no sign of it. The corn and rah almost dismisses its significance but its ease and audacity of violence clinches it. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Corn, Director's Slice, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Kool Effects, Over the Top, Pretty, Silly, Star Watt