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They - Jem 

Tags: Crime, Daddy Squish, Drama, Hot Swatch, Music, Reinterpreted, Respect, Re-tooled, Sexually Suggestive, Video

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18-May-2024


Ryan Garcia’s Most Shocking Claims! 

 

He reportedly said, “F*** Michael B. Jordan. F*** Michael B. Jordan. He ain’t say sh*t either. This dude’s a b*tch, bro. Literally, I met him in person. He’s a b*tch.”

Ryan Garcia’s Most Shocking Claims!

Freddy P Adds to Diddy Rumors

Ryan Garcia said he’s ‘gay’ if he took steroids

UFC champ Jon Jones just became ensnared in a very bizarre “gay” controversy

Millie Bobby Brown in Danger Following Drake Pedophile Allegation

AN intruder tried to break into Drake's Toronto mansion

Cuba Gooding Jr. speaks out on Lil Rod’s allegations against him

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs seen physically assaulting Cassie Ventura

Tags: Celebration, Celebrity, Drugs, Experience, Gay, Gossip, Hollywood, Hot Swatch, Latinos, LGBTQ, Men In Charge, Pederasty, Relationships, Sexual Harassment, Sports, Threat, Video, Violence, Winning

Filed under: Gay+

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17-May-2024


Shogun (2024) Full Moon

Powerhouse acting, words on defense and beauty on blast. It was a poem about life. Fighting for faith is not the same as fighting for yourself. Freedom depends on that acknowledgment. Cosmo Jarvis had Ryan Phillippe looks and a great butt but he didn't need them. His eyes sparkled with information and coquetry. His voice, manly and protective. His gestures great and small. He also supplied some of the funniest bits. Hiroyuki Sanada was kingly. He cast vibrations just being. The writers understood that Anna Sawai was representing historical heritage. They made sure that her empowerment was befitting to her surroundings and that she apply it. Boy, did she ever. Suffering makes a hero, conviction makes a fighter and death equals longevity. The squad was perfection. 23-Apr-2024
E9. Mariko's heroism and heartbreak puts every female superhero actress to shame. 22-Apr-2024
Eventful television. 23-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Adorable, Beautiful, Best in Mini, Chemistry, Classic, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Art, Drama, Fun, Fun Acting, Funny, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Heartbreaking, History, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Mini, Music Rocks, Nostalgic, Politics, Psychological, Relationships, Religion, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Funny, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ Tough, Writing Reigns

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23-Apr-2024


Married At First Sight (2014-) HowlDowngrade

It is imperceptible that the men would deserve a win after those badly scripted answers but they did. Paster Cal would rather poke girl power than have his expertise questioned. He looked like he wanted to douse those pink dresses in Carrie's pig blood. The eldest expert established why she likes cakes more than humans. She only gives a shit when her cake money is in jeopardy. They made the guy with the parasyte apologize to Dr. Pia which created a puddle underneath her chair. I could hear the flutes of hatred playing in the native american's head every time his ex celebrated something. Everything was blamed on a scam that seemed too diabolical for the producers not to inform the experts about so they could shut it down, punish, expose and film it from an honest perspective. A lie detector test every other week. What a great show that would have been. 18-Apr-2024
Reunion. The Barbies declared war on men. So far, none of the men won. Austin couldn't describe what sort of attraction he had to Becca or his whereabouts on the umpteeth day. The purple one's bride refused to join the Barbie brigade, she's partial to plums. His purple badness realized his dick still works. Cameron was portrayed as the stupidest because Barbie Clare had proof and a lie detector test. Kevin Frazier needed to check Brennan for parasytes. Being an alien couldn't save him. He's not going to shove his fat dick in the first wife he marries. In part 2 I want to see pastor Cal wheeled in a Hannibal Lecter dolly and have Dr. Pepper guess what parts of the stage are cake. 11-Apr-2024
Prince's bride is up to something. Is she being impossible so he can get turned off and she can legally break her contract or are they just stirring drama? The half native american must have been kicked out of his tribe again. He's desperately trying to create a home. He was previously kicked out for being half white, did they question his sexual identity? He keeps representing a people whose prejudices don't allow him in. Men clam up and dump because ladies can't take hints, are tired of lying and hurting women's feelings. There is no need to ask anything past "why." The finale has already been written. One red flag is too many. The ladies may have instigated the toxic attitudes in the men or the men's mothers did. 15-Mar-2024
The thick Barbies got dumped. Stunt Barbie is doing great. 08-Mar-2024
The native american showed up at couples retreat because he wanted to make sure that his black ex-wife knows that he isn't red. Hypocrisy found something to love about Prince. His pets. There is no better way to announce you're gay than with pearls. Dracula's wife is an unfortunate character written by Alfred Hitchcock. Is blood supposed to look that fake? Tomato sauce is thick and fiery not runny pink. Goldilocks is not the bear we think she is. He hates fish. Somebody fucked 50 lbs off Pastor Cal. Did Pastor Cal suggest to the purple bride to open her legs and allow the purple badness to do its job? They are not strangers! 14-Feb-2024
Why did Prince's bride and family act like they were in on something and were late cancelling their ironclad contract? They sent Dr. Pia to check how the viagra treatments were working on Austin and Brennan. Two different outcomes from men that only have a fear of vagina in common. Austin said fuck it, how bad can it be but looked ready for anyone from production to step in and take over. Dude was acting like his boyfriend was watching. Dr. Pia could not intimidate the russian. The drips were making him hostile but not rapey. One look from him and Dr. Pia's vagina stretched to oblivion. She no longer felt like the confident woman that she was hired to be. Attractiveness is turning others into water puddles with just one look. He deserves that too. 18-Jan-2024
The russian got crucified for having no attraction to his stranger wife. An expert recommended attraction conversion therapy. The women didn't understand. He said he's not attracted to her and if he says why it'll embarrass her. Maybe her pussy stinks. That's the truth women demand but refuse to listen to. The man doesn't need to be straight jacketed because a woman doesn't give him a woody. It's sexual coercion. 27-Dec-2023
S17E7. Never ever gift a couple a knife. It tears the relationship. Boy, that lady really didn't want to marry Prince. He withstood it and lavished us with too much presence. Was he enjoying the self pity? People need to realize their limitations and not use them to make others feel awkward for the sake of good tv. It appears he receives redemption. Isn't that against the rules? To insure less mishaps the producers must be required to describe something about him to the the girl strangers, missing the point of the show. It felt staged. It could have been Dr. Viviana in that wedding dress for all we know. I wish. I miss her. She and those cats. She was hilarious. I'm calling this the canine season because at least, more than one person is married to a dog. Not a thighmaster among them. The russian has something but acts like he's on a mission we don't want to know about. The black bride got shafted. Her husband thinks that being native gives him the authority to be right. We are all from tribes. Some tribes progress while others cling to a past that helps no one. Treaties fail, antagonism builds, a war is fought and a tribe loses. Instead of accepting the loss, they grudge and make it harder for progressive tribes to prosper and aide them, without guilt. Without the indian war, slavery or America, we wouldn't exist. My darling woman, dump him. He will never work out and his family will punish you. We are humans first. Oh, no. I just thought. They wouldn't dare hire a blind girl for Prince, right? 26-May-2021

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Reality, Relationships, Scary, Shrill Act, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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18-Apr-2024


Apologize - One Republic & Timbaland 

Foundation

Battlestar

Tags: Action, Daddy Squish, Hot Swatch, Reimagined, Respect, Re-tooled, SciFi, Sex, Tribute, Video, Violence

Filed under: Music

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17-Apr-2024


...he has one of world's largest penises  

 

A British artist with a Jamaican accent when he raps is 'seriously thinking' about monetising his huge willy in exchange for a multi-million pound OnlyFans deal.

...he has one of world's largest penises

MORTIFIED after 'ruining' friend's wedding photos with his enormous WEDGIE

The longest penis sizes around the world

Inside the big D-list

Tags: $, Ass, Big Cock, Business, Celebration, Celebrity, Entertainment, Funny, Hot Swatch, LGBTQ, Music, NSFW, Photos, Portrait, Service, Sex, Size, Social Media, Wedding, World, World Record

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15-Apr-2024


Firstborn (1984) Arf

Michael Apted takes a serious and realistic approach to the venomous step-parents that single parents bring home because they're lonely. Terri Garr adds manic depression to a woman whose future options are crumbling. She latches on to leeches that pay her false attention. The brothers do a great job of conveying how invasive "new dad" feels at different stages of a boy's life. Real dad is fucking twinksies and getting them pregnant so he can replace them. Peter Weller's lips were artistically meant for masks and unmentionable things. Unmasked he's hair, eyes, hips and wickedly intimidating. He dispenses sexual tension and satisfaction whenever he punishes the boys. Scary uncle syndrome. Baby Corey was the younger brother whose life as a victim made him stronger than he thought. Baby Jessica Parker aced acting classes but failed the fashion academy. I don't know if Baby Downey Jr.'s character was supposed to be gay. If they intimated it I missed it. Boy acted like he was trolling for dick. 06-Apr-2024

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action Fun, Chemistry, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Mystery, Relationships, Subtle, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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06-Apr-2024


Love Is Blind (2020-) Howl

Reunion. I know Izzy was there so I could mentally lick him from head to toe and tongue the thing that he finds so interesting in his mouth. Every time Clay talked I wished they had cut to Izzy. I think his therapy was acting classes. He was a Shakespearean ham. If he really tried psychotherapy, I want proof. Show us how many anti-psychotic meds they prescribed. Jimmy got dragged because he can't tell time, has a big dick, awesome teeth and tells women the truth. Geez, does that mother spend any time with her daughter? Dude, what happened to You? He looks like his pregnant wife. Nick cleared the Lacheys from any liability. The reason that they failed at marriage isn't the Lacheys fault. The contestants' parents suck. Clay and the other homeless got to eat one more free meal before sex begging for future dinners. 13-Mar-2024
What part of "I'm engaged to a dick" did AD not understand? The latina has no idea what it's going to be like to share a blue eyed baby maker with her friends. She might have to slash some tires. Jimmy's speech was arousing. I had a desire to squish his face and lick his teeth again. The only parts of a fairy tale that are true are the bad ones. It's immature to keep believing in them. 07-Mar-2024
Forget thighs, we've got some roasted turkeys this season. Nick, you sly dog you, for teaching married eeked out men that they too can enjoy life after blind marriage.

If we have to change so much to maintain a relationship, then what is the point of being ourselves? They should add acting classes to sex education. 23-Feb-2024
E6. Unless Nick Lachey does something drastic, like wear shorts or tights, thigh season is over. Meet and greet was made uncomfortable by three Razzie nominees. Not only was AD not Barbie, she wasn't even Barbie's black friend. Petite means childlike. How could she not understand the reference? Her intense desire to get married trumped it. Clay can recognize that she is beautiful but she doesn't fulfill his type. He played along because it's better than waiting for his mother's social security check to deposit and he gets to eat fine food in paradise for free with a bombshell woman that his dick wont easily glide into. At the reunion, AD lent all the men her flopping attention, pinpointed her fuck target as Chelsea noticed and put one on her. The most hilarious meet and greet happened to Jimmy, his car salesman pitch, sexy tone and granite (but squishy) conceit, made it obvious to the audience that he was displeased when he saw her. He stopped before sitting to look at the camera directly and threaten it. He lied and charmed but kept giving clues to the viewers that yes, I'm no prince either but I have smooth skin, a cheeky smile, some hair, squishiness, and a big fat dick. At the group honeymoon, Jimmy focused on AD's chest and wanted everybody to know it, but especially AD and his fiancee. The way he approached AD is probably the same way he approaches all scared women wherever he goes. The first red flag was his face because all you can say to it is "what a bad boy you are" and lick his teeth. Laura is the last nominee. She did better than the guys but her compliments flitted by and bit. During the honeymoon she insinuated that fiancee's penis was as big as a baby banana. He pretended not to hear her. I can't wait until she shares the anecdote with the group. If you use gorgeous and beautiful constantly as a description it loses its validity. It's also disingenuous. Jeramy might need evaluation. His immaturity is prepubescent. It looks like someone cheats. The Lacheys must do everything in their power to bring back thighs. Never tell your girlfriends about fiancee's dick. At least two will find it secretly tempting and doable. 17-Feb-2024
S6E1. I was starting to get worried. There were no man thighs worth motorboating. TG Trevor showed up and was appropriately dressed. He knows how to play the game. The male pods' temperature should always be much higher than the women's. Matthew has great talk but is pre-recorded. Clay asked AD to confirm she was a Barbie doll. That damn movie. 19-Oct-2023

Tags: Bad Acting, Corn, Crapfun, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Hilarious, Hot Swatch, Insulting, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Preachy, Questionable, Reality, Relationships, Religion, Sex, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Trashy, Travel, Wig Crack, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ Thoughtful

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13-Mar-2024


Feud: Capote Vs. The Swans (2024) Woof

The liberties taken grew gargantuan. Gus Van Sant's episodes were gliding and gripping. Naomi Watts had an emotional control that was lovely to watch. Diane Lane stole it like Joan Crawford in The Women. I'ver never seen her so alive. Watching Flockhart exercise her muscles was nostalgic. Demi did a lot with so little. Chloe Sevigny fit the part of the best friend that was only considered as such, only if she was doing them a favor. It's always a pleasure to see the legend but her role as Capote's mother should have been scrapped. The mother was an abusive monster. He wouldn't really consider her a best friend. Treat Williams acted like a dick and came off as one. Tom Hollander had a tight grip on the spiritual and physical persona of Capote. His performance was masterful. The ball went on for too long. The series repeated, stalled and stretched until the finale. The actors were stupendous, the ladies all beautiful and the setting, rich. The Baldwin episode was a preachy one with nothing to back it up. It inserts a black competitor in a part of history that didn't belong. The fun eeks out after the abused big boy child tries to chop all of the swans heads off for being like his mother. Women don't like that.

(I hope Andy Cohen's pigeons will one day, forgive him.) 09-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Art, Elegance, Fun Acting, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, LGBTQ, Lifestyle, Music Rocks, Nostalgic, Pretty, Psychological, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tough

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09-Mar-2024


Griselda (2024-) WoofUpgradeHowl

Actors can imitate, shadow or channel. The spirit of Griselda settled methodically into Sofia's lap and guided her. Sofia sent Sofia packing to become a woman with big ideas, deadly fallouts and constant misery. Sofia adds sexy beast to a woman who suffered for her imperfections. The woman who bested men used them for protection. The males were war and sex machines for the women who freed themselves from prostitution to commit worst crimes whilst using men as shields. The series served enough tension and thought-provoking arguments to whiz by without losing it's magic. Sofia was gangbang great. I never saw Sofia. I saw a 3D character. She stymied her accent and enunciated. She rocked fashion you can feel. She kicked ass like she's done it. Her attack dog was a beautiful thing and the support were menacingly good. A woman kills when she is angry, a man kills when he has to. 09-Feb-2024
S1E3. The lady is slashing tires like a fiery latina. Good girl. 08-Feb-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Bio, Brutal, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Fun Acting, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Lifestyle, Macho Posing, Music Rocks, Nostalgic, Spanish, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Trashy, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Funny, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ Tough

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09-Feb-2024


Society Of The Snow (2023) Full Moon

Identity doesn't matter when nature dumps you into oblivion. You identify with minute things that only matter to you. Everyone is entrapped for the same reason. Bad luck. It doesn't take long to establish that the boys are silly and well-trained survivors. Disasters had me living it, the actors kept me spiritually attuned and the writers broke my heart. Every thought was represented and dealt with. These super athletes deserved their status. Hoo-ray for everyone. The director decided not to shock and that was successful. We react to nature and god as a threat. Evolution is necessary for survival but not very good on the brain. Cognitive, intelligent and free thinking. We journeyed, felt and cried. Excellence was it's goal and it tilted. The director played it like soccer. 12-Jan-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Bio, Brutal, Chemistry, Director's Achievement, Director's Art, Disaster, Foreign, Foreign: Spanish, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Psychological, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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12-Jan-2024


Aura - Dennis Lloyd 

Aaron Taylor Johnson

Kylie

Timothee

Michael B.

Tom Holland

Thongs

Jeremy Allen

Megan The Stallion

Shawn Mendes

Tags: Celebrity, Dance, Fantasy, Hot Swatch, Music, Psychological, Reimagined, Respect, Re-tooled, Sexy, Tribute, Video

Filed under: Music

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10-Jan-2024


Transformers: Rise Of The Beast (2023) ArfUpgrade

I did not invest in the toy as a baby but I recognized the maximals. A Galactus storyline without a shake-up but a re-do. Mr. Ramos didn't calculate a silly side that would make him empathetic and fun. He was too hot to be so serious. The bots are everything. Barbies can't function like bots unless they turn purple. Pete Davison was convincing and sorta funny as a typical black dude with gay bot tendencies.. 07-Jan-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Crapfun, Director Movement, Fantasy, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Relationships, Tight Effects, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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07-Jan-2024


Foe (2023) Whimper

The performances were award worthy and the men, ass ripping but the story remained too abstract to give the film much punch. There wasn't enough information about how the outside world worked to care what occurred in small spaces. My brain exploded when Saiorise's character deduced that maybe we were looking down at the sky. That would mean that earth was upside down. I couldn't grasp the idea of looking down to find my blue clouds and sunshine. The end adds it all up but the director did not distribute enough interesting bits throughout. Entertainment was Pet Sematary inspired. 06-Jan-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Oncer, Over the Top, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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06-Jan-2024


My Life With The Walter Boys (2023-) WoofDowngradeArfEarly Exit

Trailer: I noticed she wakes up. It turned me and lady Davis off. 04-Jan-2024
S1E2. The fastest way to get over your whole family dying is to be surrounded by cute white boys. I feel comfortable in the space that's created. The newbies are training and the writers are suppressing cliches. The mother replacement needs prioritization. Her boys are toxic because she can't command them unless daddy steps in. She should teach them respect, about happy fairy tale endings, their wicked ways and how to shut them down. Cute but pleasant. 23-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Amiable, Chemistry, Comedy, Drama, Early Exit, Gay Swatch, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Sweet, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

Filed under: TV

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04-Jan-2024




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