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Below Deck: Sailing Yacht (2020-) 
The charter was a surgically enhanced female empowerment group. The type whose procedures make them look twenty years older because only old ladies need them. Why did it become serious when one charter member big splashed? Were they expecting a big sprinkle? One of the non-second stews left a fat sock in Captain's pant crotch. Did Chef Dos Latinos serve dessert with a little spoon because the Captain was dining with the charter or because he knew I would notice it? The Captain should have shown up for dinner in a jockstrap because all the women could talk about was Gary, Gary, Gary. Captain served the ladies macaroni crotch for breakfast but none of the women looked down. I would have stood on the table. The raped one was deliriously content making out with a non-second steward, giving fuck you stares to the rapist and riling up Ms. Long Ago. A man handles rape a little different. I'm not sure about this but I think a non-second stew stuck a similar sock in Gary's pants. 24-May-2022
Lord Salmon Decker has sexual amnesia. The sex was either very horrible or it felt illegal. Either way, amnesia is the best way out of the situation. Ashley couldn't keep her mouth shut and confessed every detail of the rape on video and audio on a loop. Yo, stop. I'm sure there's help waiting for her when they dock. They're wearing crew whites without any stripes. They will find her. Gary is the hero for fighting rape by not giving it the two cents it doesn't deserve. It's just another lousy fuck. It's not like shee reeped hiz ash to shereddss!!! 17-May-2022
If you unexpectedly slide it into Gary, he'll only notice a change in temperature. Chef Dos Latinos was perplexed by boobs so he made great food. Gary thinks that a male to female deck can do better than a female to female hand. Ashley thinks she should be promoted for raping a man and getting rid of Encanto. 11-May-2022
Gary got raped by a baby stew. The stew was giving the beautiful intoxication a massage when he fell asleep. He rolled over with a hard-on and she sat on it. Rape! Male whores sometimes get their rapes and hook-ups mixed up especially when they can't remember them. Double rape! HE DID NOT CONSENT! HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS! He'll feel the pain once he's 55+ and has a compulsive desire to sue her. Gabriela did everyone a favor by booking her mental illness out of there. I know Chef Dos Latinos was tired of that Encanto bitch. Daisy's woman in charge consists of granting her crew the power to let her fuck with their heads. Is that why Gabby left? Nope, it was Gary's fault. Cuddling with a salmon mermaid that's going to fuck you over is a mental no no. Colin and Gabby watching Gary snog with baby's breath made his ass clench and her mind/vagina explode. Did the captain remove a peanut butter cup from its wrapper and replace it with a dollop of peanut butter? That is so cat. I think I understand captain's giant cracker fetish. He doesn't want to shit the boat when he tilts it. 19-Apr-2022
Passenger Beat Up United Employee Bloody
The passenger was arrested in relation to the incident, despite claiming that the employee "assaulted" him and threw the first punch in the video
Passenger Beat Up United Employee Bloody
WHO expects more cases of monkeypox to emerge globally
As of Saturday, 92 confirmed cases and 28 suspected cases of monkeypox have been reported from 12 member states that are not endemic for the virus, the U.N. agency said, adding it will provide further guidance and recommendations in coming days for countries on how to mitigate the spread of monkeypox.
WHO expects more cases of monkeypox to emerge globally
Mejico fans chanted their favorite gay phrase
Late in the match, fans started chanting the word “puto” as the clock ticked down.
Mejico fans chanted their favorite gay phrase
3 men attacked after LGBTQ+ event
Gay couple hyperventilate after being chased down by armed cartel
Afraid to Leave Home
LGBTQ event at FL church ignites public anger and protest threats
Kids' mental health at risk of becoming America's next culture war
The pandemic has created a greater sense of urgency around children's mental health, but statistics have been trending in the wrong direction for years, with sometimes tragic consequences for families and communities.
School-based efforts that have been shown to support kids' mental, social and emotional health are getting pulled into a broader debate about what happens in public school classrooms and guidance counselors' offices.
High-profile state legislation, like Texas' law equating transgender care with child abuse and Florida's law prohibiting "classroom discussions about sexual orientation or gender identity" before fourth grade have sparked outrage among mental health professionals concerned about their impact on children and families.
Kids' mental health at risk...
Man accuses gay married couple of molesting kids on Amtrak
Goldfish crackers from day care laced with THC after 1-year-old kids taken to the hospital
16-year-old cheerleader captain stabbed to death during high school parade
'Why are straights so sexually aggressive?'
Kroger employee opens fire on mother & 12 year old daughter
Mom Refusing To Let Granddad Hold the Baby
LGBTQ+ club 'did UNTHINKABLE things with the children'
Leia's message is that if the child demon embraces the dark side they might end up like their mother, Darth. Yoda's onboard to keep the mother democratic and unleashing. R2D2 is there to record history and zap the evil seed whenever she becomes unruly or talks about fashion. 16-May-2022
Nobody gets it! 16-May-2022
Leia, Yoda, Darth, R2D2 in a 50's subconscious. 16-May-2022
A severe pilot shortage in the U.S.
The United States is facing its worst pilot shortage in recent memory, forcing airlines to cut flights just as travelers are returning after more than two years of the Covid-19 pandemic.
The crisis has the industry scrambling for solutions.
A severe pilot shortage in the U.S.
'I’m not going back in the air'
Terrified JetBlue passengers on a storm-tossed JFK-bound flight were caught on video pleading with crew members to let them off the plane after it touched down in Newark following several aborted attempts to land at the New York City airport.
'I’m not going back in the air,' one passenger can be heard yelling at flight officials as the plane languished at Newark Liberty International Airport for over an hour.
'I’m not going back in the air'
Woman duct-taped aboard American Airlines
Ilhan Omar is mocked for attacking singing on a plane
Biden thanks truckers for keeping US economy going
Speaking in front of three 18-wheelers parked on the South Lawn of the White House, the president said he wished he could drive one of these 'suckers' and recounted meeting his first female trucker - Big Momma.
Biden thanks truckers for keeping US economy going
'Pissed' Americans 'don't feel Democrats can get their shit together,'
Men With These 2 Pets Are Most Likely to Cheat
Infidelity can indelibly alter your relationship, turning what was once a happy coupling into one full of anger and resentment. While certain things can tip you off to a cheating partner—one too many late nights "at the office" or a phone they guard for dear life, to name a few—there's one factor you likely haven't considered factoring into your partner's faithfulness: their pets.
Men With These 2 Pets Are Most Likely to Cheat
Chicago-based record label CEO is fired after he and his wife are accused of setting up hidden cameras
Woman caught breastfeeding her hairless cat
Camels kicked out of beauty pageant for using Botox
Arizona man froze nearly 200 animals in garage freezer
Alaska Airlines launches gender-neutral uniform
"We have updated our uniform guidelines, effective today, to provide more freedom and flexibility in individual and gender expression," the airline said in a statement on Monday.
Alaska Airlines launches gender-neutral uniform
Passenger is arrested for 'masturbating FOUR times
LA County Vote To Stop Travel To Texas & Florida Over Anti-LGBTQ+ Measures
Texans driving to Mejico for cheaper gas
Gas prices are soaring so high in the US that drivers in El Paso, Texas, are taking the desperate step of crossing the border to fill up in Mexico, where prices are more than a dollar cheaper.
Texans driving to Mejico for cheaper gas
Suck My Worm
Carnival cruise passenger seen in video moments before reportedly jumping off ship
In the cell phone video obtained by FOX 8, the woman, 32, is seen being pulled to her feet by security guards on the deck of the Carnival Valor ship on Wednesday.
Rage Girl
Kyle Rittenhouse adds LeBron James to list of famous people he's suing
The last thing kids need is cameras in their classrooms
Teachers naturally bristle at the idea, which may be the point. But there’s a bigger problem with this particular brand of helicopter parenting: A camera that picks up everything teachers say to their students would also capture what students are saying to their teachers — and to each other.
Full-time monitoring of teachers in the classroom means full-time monitoring of kids — and their not-yet-fully-formed frontal lobes — in all of their unsophisticated glory.
Anyone who’s ever spent a lengthy amount of time with a tween or teen (or been one) knows that they talk first, think later and barely give any consideration to the next hour, let alone the next decade. They often say and do stupid things, and the tendency seems to compound when they’re in groups.
The last thing kids need is cameras in their classrooms
Charges dropped against ‘joking’ Queens substitute teacher who told middle school art students he’d shoot them
Two Boston cops are injured and hospitalized after being bitten and kicked in the head by group of children brawling in a school bus
Missouri school district hires its own students to ease labor shortage crunch
Oxford Community Schools plans to close all buildings on Tuesday
Las Vegas elementary school children scream with JOY
Alleged sexual assault under investigation at Warrington Elementary
Cruise ship with 100s of passengers diverts to Bahamas after US issues arrest warrant
"The U.S. marshal will be there with the arrest warrant if the ship shows up in Miami," J. Stephen Simms, the lead attorney representing Peninsula Petroleum Far East Pte. Ltd, told Bloomberg. "My good money is that it’s not landing in Miami, from what we’ve been told. Our client is determined to recover."
Cruise ship with 100s...
Atlantis Cruise Now Has A Reported Death While At Sea
...two economy passengers 'self-upgraded' to business class seats spark a 'riot'
