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Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex
Dirty talk can be a great way to spice things up in the bedroom and is favoured by both men and women.
But when it comes to sex chat, guys like to have their confidence boosted during the act.
Men reveal the three words they LOVE
'men rush for sex before WW3'
Boss Bitch
British man leaves long-term girlfriend for Ukrainian refugee
Ukranian refugee homewrecker blames his ex
California Church Shooting Was ‘Hate Incident’
Gathered to celebrate a beloved former pastor, snapping photographs of their Sunday church luncheon, the members of the Irvine Taiwanese Presbyterian Church did not notice, at first, the 68-year-old stranger in their midst.
California Church Shooting Was ‘Hate Incident’
Even 'safe spaces' are no sanctuary from mass shooters
Indian American student choked by peer receives harsher punishment than his bully
Teen taken into custody following shooting on MTSU
'outrageous act of violence' outside Chicago McDonald's
2 dead, 3 injured in 'targeted' shooting in northern Indiana
9 shot, 1 fatally, after gunfire erupts among large crowd of partygoers
Driver hits 3 kids near California school
Below Deck: Sailing Yacht (2020-) 
The charter was a surgically enhanced female empowerment group. The type whose procedures make them look twenty years older because only old ladies need them. Why did it become serious when one charter member big splashed? Were they expecting a big sprinkle? One of the non-second stews left a fat sock in Captain's pant crotch. Did Chef Dos Latinos serve dessert with a little spoon because the Captain was dining with the charter or because he knew I would notice it? The Captain should have shown up for dinner in a jockstrap because all the women could talk about was Gary, Gary, Gary. Captain served the ladies macaroni crotch for breakfast but none of the women looked down. I would have stood on the table. The raped one was deliriously content making out with a non-second steward, giving fuck you stares to the rapist and riling up Ms. Long Ago. A man handles rape a little different. I'm not sure about this but I think a non-second stew stuck a similar sock in Gary's pants. 24-May-2022
Lord Salmon Decker has sexual amnesia. The sex was either very horrible or it felt illegal. Either way, amnesia is the best way out of the situation. Ashley couldn't keep her mouth shut and confessed every detail of the rape on video and audio on a loop. Yo, stop. I'm sure there's help waiting for her when they dock. They're wearing crew whites without any stripes. They will find her. Gary is the hero for fighting rape by not giving it the two cents it doesn't deserve. It's just another lousy fuck. It's not like shee reeped hiz ash to shereddss!!! 17-May-2022
If you unexpectedly slide it into Gary, he'll only notice a change in temperature. Chef Dos Latinos was perplexed by boobs so he made great food. Gary thinks that a male to female deck can do better than a female to female hand. Ashley thinks she should be promoted for raping a man and getting rid of Encanto. 11-May-2022
Gary got raped by a baby stew. The stew was giving the beautiful intoxication a massage when he fell asleep. He rolled over with a hard-on and she sat on it. Rape! Male whores sometimes get their rapes and hook-ups mixed up especially when they can't remember them. Double rape! HE DID NOT CONSENT! HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS! He'll feel the pain once he's 55+ and has a compulsive desire to sue her. Gabriela did everyone a favor by booking her mental illness out of there. I know Chef Dos Latinos was tired of that Encanto bitch. Daisy's woman in charge consists of granting her crew the power to let her fuck with their heads. Is that why Gabby left? Nope, it was Gary's fault. Cuddling with a salmon mermaid that's going to fuck you over is a mental no no. Colin and Gabby watching Gary snog with baby's breath made his ass clench and her mind/vagina explode. Did the captain remove a peanut butter cup from its wrapper and replace it with a dollop of peanut butter? That is so cat. I think I understand captain's giant cracker fetish. He doesn't want to shit the boat when he tilts it. 19-Apr-2022
People reveal why they've turned their backs on their own PARENTS
Relationships with parents can be tricky, as can be proven by these confessions from people who admit they haven't been able to forgive their mother and father for events from their childhood.
People reveal
Christians asks court to allow conversion therapy on kids
6 middle schoolers holding up letters to spell a slur
Texas resumes investigations into parents of trans children
Sixth child in US dies of unexplained hepatitis
Portuguese angered at influx of Californians who import their problems
Too many children are at risk because of their parents’ mental illness
School violence is so bad...
Graduations marred by shootings sign of continuing gun violence in America
Chris Jericho rips Florida school
“smart people” aren’t offended by jokes
Johnny Depp was 'so beautiful' it was 'inhuman'
“smart people” aren’t offended by jokes
GLAAD bullies Bill Maher
Daddy, I found the fudge mom left for us on your pillow. 22-May-2022
'I am going to prove you're not gay'
It's too late to help her now but unless we speak up, this twisted trans ideology will rampage through society
Girl, 15, is rescued from pedophiles
Report finds Southern Baptist leaders routinely silenced sexual abuse survivors
Man Yanks And Tears Ex-BF Penis in Violent Attack
“I told him that I was going to have veggie fingers as I was trying to cut down on junk food at the time,” the victim recalled.
Instead, Lal said “let’s get pakoras,” a deep-fried dish. When Lal returned home with pakoras, his boyfriend refused to eat them, enraging the abusive ex.
Man Yanks And Tears Ex-BF Penis in Violent Attack
Broward family accused of kidnapping, beating gay man blind
Costume Manager threatened to beat gay's ass
Owner Hurls Homophobic Slurs at Couple
Man charged in murder of 2 roomates
Passenger is arrested after branding flight attendant a 'f*g' and beating him with phone
Gay Man Allegedly Beaten, Blinded by Family Speaks
Neil Patrick Harris’ Amy Winehouse ‘corpse cake’ resurfaces
Chappelle’s Alleged Attacker Explains Why He Tackled Comedian
Lesbians Starve Daughter To Death
“They were being starved and beaten every day,” the girls’ mother admitted while on the stand. She’s been charged with criminal homicide along with Echo Butler.
“Echo would grab their throats so they couldn’t breathe and choke them until their eyes would roll back into their heads,” Snyder said.
Lesbians Starve Daughter To Death
Florida woman revoked bail after killing 4-year-old girl
Cheating wives are more likely to own a cat
Cats to be forced indoors and only allowed outside on a LEASH
Lesbian kills her children then herself to avoid a custody battle
Teacher busted for sexual relationship with student after husband alerts principal
Lesbian couple's son rejected at school
Woman’s sexuality becomes factor in breakup
Easier - Mansionair
Peep
Waterman
Sergei Anton
I'm stuck with myself. 21-May-2022
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) 
The mood is retro energized to soothe us into an 80's coma. There are three sexes applied to Bizarro Chalamet and I can't get over it. Daddy Rudd endured the right cosmetic procedure because he's yummy gay again except he was stupid, useless and shoed. The wall between the generations discouraged charisma amongst the replacements. There was a don't touch me vibe with babies helming a gimmick that keeps the franchise alive but old movie stars resentful. Why do possessed lizards change their outfits willy nilly but man has to suffer in shreds? The first half works because we presume the artist will add a great spin to propel the magic and replace original mistakes. He makes it more of the same. Reitman copies the spins with advanced tech but he doesn't sign off on it. 20-May-2022
Kids' mental health at risk of becoming America's next culture war
The pandemic has created a greater sense of urgency around children's mental health, but statistics have been trending in the wrong direction for years, with sometimes tragic consequences for families and communities.
School-based efforts that have been shown to support kids' mental, social and emotional health are getting pulled into a broader debate about what happens in public school classrooms and guidance counselors' offices.
High-profile state legislation, like Texas' law equating transgender care with child abuse and Florida's law prohibiting "classroom discussions about sexual orientation or gender identity" before fourth grade have sparked outrage among mental health professionals concerned about their impact on children and families.
Kids' mental health at risk...
Man accuses gay married couple of molesting kids on Amtrak
Goldfish crackers from day care laced with THC after 1-year-old kids taken to the hospital
16-year-old cheerleader captain stabbed to death during high school parade
'Why are straights so sexually aggressive?'
Kroger employee opens fire on mother & 12 year old daughter
Mom Refusing To Let Granddad Hold the Baby
LGBTQ+ club 'did UNTHINKABLE things with the children'
Leia's message is that if the child demon embraces the dark side they might end up like their mother, Darth. Yoda's onboard to keep the mother democratic and unleashing. R2D2 is there to record history and zap the evil seed whenever she becomes unruly or talks about fashion. 16-May-2022
Nobody gets it! 16-May-2022
Leia, Yoda, Darth, R2D2 in a 50's subconscious. 16-May-2022
House of Gucci (2021)
The film epitomizes what Hollywood has become. Every hand must be held and head patted, no matter their importance. New and shit are not synonymous with good. Someone put something in their drinks because they were wheezing in and out of accents and it was 100% contagious. It was a Gucci movie made by Soviets. None of the Italian performers generated a complaint that their families didn't sound like that? Gaga clutches her star watt with brilliance, outrageousness and hysterics. Ridley Scott found his niche, upgrading a Wayans production to mastery. 13-May-2022
Donna Reed Show, The (1958-1966) 
S2E26. Donna overhears her gorgeous husband grazing the last great eligible bachelor's marriage announcement. The men think he's fucked, the wives can't understand why. Donna becomes so enraged that she reads a book about male toxicity. Doctor becomes bored because his idol dick has shrunk with alopecia. Donna's imagination has daddy doc fucking all sorts of french maidens. That was the realistic part. 11-May-2022
S2E4. A bully is identified by his nurture. No one is as gentle and well mannered as the Stone boy. The gorgeous doctor and Donna are flabbergasted that their scathing, disruptive asshole of a son is considered praise worthy by the town parents when karma should have fucked him up a long time ago. Jeff's misconduct excuse is self defense. His friends, on the other hand, do it on purpose and are evil monsters. Jeff is a lucky good boy because he is allowed to walk all over his parents. Jeff behaves at other parent's houses because he is deathly afraid of them. You only shit where you live. There is a monster child in the perfect town mix and Donna needs to reform it. He's making her boy look bad. How can a parent tactfully tell a mother she sucks? Donna knows! Invite her over and pie her by showing her how it really works whilst insinuating that she's an abusive cunt. 03-May-2022
S2E3. Donna is bullied into buying an expensive dress for a town wedding. No husband wants to be bamboozled into a buying his wife a new dress when Donna, the epitome of wifedom, has worn the same red dress on seven occasions and manages to look fresh and youthful every time. The wives think Donna needs an expensive makeover and a new dress of their own. Donna would rather spend the extra money on her children. She only sucks one part of daddy dry. Women dress for each other. Fashion exploits the expensive non-sex boredom that lays dormant in a progressive couple. Bitch Donna returns to turn modern cunts to stone. 02-May-2022
S2E1. Mary encourages a special needs boy to audition for a dancing showcase she is participating in. Daddy doctor suggests special needs kids are pretending to be abnormal to gain attention. Mary is excited to support the embarrassment until he is assigned as her dance partner in the show. She panics. She can't be seen dancing with a short and chubby wreck. What will the town think? That she's not a hypocrite, maybe. Donna is not feeling right that a boy is being made to believe that he is something he isn't because he's fat, short and stupid. Heels are in, girdles are out. 01-May-2022
S1E16. Daughter Mary is running for vice-president of her class. Her campaign manager is a pushy lesbian that wants to win, not share opinions. The only reason Mary was chosen to compete was her looks, the boys, some of the girls and her agreeableness. Nobody expected her to fix anything. Mama doesn't enjoy seeing her daughter transform into a made-up sex bomb to win a seat she is not qualified for. The lesbian knows Mary is a poor choice but doesn't want the other girl to win because she's blah. They were voting her out for being too studied and repellant. Mama unleashes by rubber hosing the lesbian. 29-Apr-2022
S1E25. "Donna is so sweet" becomes the town refrain. Donna becomes a bitch to stop being victimized by modernity. Everyone takes advantage because she keeps picking up their slack. The more a woman liberates herself the less people will do for her. Bitchy Donna is played for laughs but the pudding is in the gesture. The only way to get anyone to do anything is to rage. The children cried for mercy, service got snippy, the husband didn't give a fuck because he was gorgeous and a doctor and he didn't want to have to listen to a thing she had to say. Things are getting done but nobody likes her. The episode acknowledged how cheesy it was by burning itself. 29-Apr-2022
Hey! That's me! 24-Apr-2022
Being the son of a gorgeous father, feminist mother and slutty sister makes him a dork. 24-Apr-2022
Being the daughter of a gorgeous doctor and a feminist mother automatically makes her a slut. 24-Apr-2022
S1E15. Marrying a gorgeous doctor automatically grants a woman feminist status. 24-Apr-2022
Call Me Kat (2021-) 
Papi Jackson accepted my offer and renamed his brand Waffle Man and I went to the supermarket and bought all of Aunt Jemima's syrup. Kat hates cats! How abominably delicious. Yeah! 11-May-2022
They need to stop exploiting cats and explore the biggest vagina on the gay planet. Dorks are out, whores are in. Cat ladies are delusional. 02-Apr-2022
You know what? Kat is growing on me. She hasn't released her Big Bang rigidity but busting out some Blossom on shrooms sort of moves would make the character a classic. Miranda couldn't give a fuck and neither should Kat. Good luck! 27-Mar-2021
Mayim Bialik presumes she's as adorable as her childhood character, Blossom. She's not. The support represents everything that she has publicly denounced so it's uncomfortable watching them glorify her when she'd rather talk to the camera than interact with them. Leslie Jordan deserves better, Swoozie Kurtz might as well retire and Cheyenne Jackson has swallowed way too many dicks to be considered a straight romantic lead. 23-Jan-2021
Summer House Reunion (2022)
Congratulations Kyle, you married a lizard. Daddy emcee was only drunk enough to drop an intern's child on their face. Kyle was done up pretty but he didn't move much for fear of smudging it. A girl outed Carl's ginormous penis. Girls, 7 inches is the size gay babies train on. There are bigger things out there. Andrea found a dummy to trade his dick in for a green card. Ciara doesn't need to apologize for violent acts because she is black and a white person enslaved her great, great, great, great grandparents in a galaxy far far away, a long long fucking time ago. Danielle became a racist after an enraged black woman attacked her. Alex thought his dick grew an inch when he insulted a man for his lack of look. Ha! 10-May-2022
