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Love Never Lies (2021-) Woof

S1E2. These fuckers are serious. They bank money when they tell the truth. Amounts are deducted for lies. The game has separated the partners into two groups. Villa Panic Attack gets to watch their mates finagle temptation in Whore Villa. To keep the alone group in a state of anxiety our divine hostess shows them a video of their partner intermingling with exes, stalkers and professionals. After gaining their interest she seduces them into watching a prime video that contains the nasty stuff. But, it will cost them. The gays are sad. The heeled one is living a fantasy with a man who doesn't care. His partner tried itemizing the men he sexually stalked online but he couldn't count that high. He was giddy by the twink they hired to give him hope. The alone partner gets to watch the videos with their housemates. Reactions are perceptive. They call out the bullshit, cry over confessions, make cute funny, rally around the broken hearted and rage at the whores. 03-Dec-2021
S1E1. Lying whores compete to tell the truth, stop fucking and prove to their partners they are worthy. Mental breakdowns in paradise. A tall pretty stick gave his partner a panic attack by lying three times after one question, the gays always lie when confronted with the truth, a boyfriend fessed to not getting aroused by his girlfriend's paraglider fashion and the hostess is creepily divine. I'm in. 02-Dec-2021

Tags: Daddy Squish, Foreign, Fun, Funny, Game Show, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Relationships, Sex, Wit Crack, Words Spoke, Writ Funny

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03-Dec-2021


Chucky (2021-) ArfUpgradeWoof

The mythology exploded into bits. The Frankenstein and Gremlins intermingle registered anew. Tiffany erupted into a countess of evil. Our favorite orphans showed and blew shit up. In style. Little gay boys kicked ass. The twists and consequences were ridiculously entertaining. Chucky popped a different pill and surprised us. He's become a deeper hallucination. I love how his doll legs flail when he's killing someone. He says all the stupid shit we're thinking. He's hilarious. Lip synch has improved. He's fucking awesome. It was a bang with a but. I was not amused by the Chucky Show. 03-Dec-2021
S1E6. Chucky celebrated Mother's Day by being a cruel adult. Black gay boyfriend is sweet. The babies are creating a vibe. Main baby needs to step up the emotion. I can see him staring at the nothing he sees when the director yells at him otherwise. Tiffany tickled. Chucky delighted and the show didn't give a shit. It dared cancel people we liked. That's scary. 24-Nov-2021
Hello Gladys Kravitz. 20-Oct-2021
Chucky's back and he hasn't aged. Tech needs to fix his lip-synching. It's off. Chucky is owned by an angry teen with artistic deficiencies and obscure classmates. Hateful characters abound so we can watch murder without guilt. The teenager walks around with a giant doll throughout the school day and makes it home safe. WTF? Chucky supplied giggles, guffaws and revenge. Go Chucky! 15-Oct-2021

Tags: 2020s, Action Fun, Art, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Classic, Crapfun, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director Art, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay, Heart Writ, Hilarious, Horror, Mean Spirited, Nostalgic, Over the Top, Scary, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Suspense, Sweet, Timid, Twisty, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Funny, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ Tough

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03-Dec-2021


Lost In Space (2018-) Woof

S3E1. They're all grown up and still dazzling us. 03-Dec-2021
Season 2 served so much syrup it almost drowned the pancakes. The Robinsons' catastrophe meter wriggled so much I wondered why they're not in pieces. Am I supposed to notice that the robot has a big ass? The action rumbles, throttles and shakes you down. Big-screen treatment for a TV mindset. Dr. Smith is a hoot bitchier, the actors are scratching their posts and I'm still in. 05-Jan-2020
Even though the orangutan inspired robot invalidates its predecessor the show succeeded in modern interpretation. There's papi squish, mama force, baby hutzpah and multicultural opportunity. Constructive sci-fi action and Parker Posey's iteration of Dr. Smith as the ultimate lying bitch are its standouts. 29-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Director's Touch, Drama, Fun, Fun Acting, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Mystery, Over the Top, Relationships, Repetitive, Sci-Fi, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Thriller, Twinkie, Unity, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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03-Dec-2021


Annie Live! (2021) Early Exit

I was getting into the groove when the child started lip synching, badly. Ack. 02-Dec-2021

Tags: 2020s, Early Exit, Maddening, Musical

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02-Dec-2021


Bob Hearts Abishola (2019-) Woof

Blacks are descended from witches. Awesome. 01-Dec-2021
The only actors doing Wakandans right. 11-May-2021
Is it improper for me to say that I wish someone else would love Abishola? 31-Mar-2020
The leads do not align, Bob's family grates and reverse hate is not progressive. 08-Nov-2019
Exploring multi-cultural attitudes to life problems is interesting. The black characters sparkle but their counterparts appear like unwanted houseguests. I'm sure good writing can fix that. (I liked it.) 25-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Disappointment, Discomfort, Drama, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Nostalgic, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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01-Dec-2021


Below Deck (2013-) Howl

Captain Howdy

Richie Rich threw it in every poor boy's face that money rocks. The succubus complained that Captain Daddy and her husband paid more attention to their lobsters than her. Deck Not Bridgerton is so deprived of love that he confused depressive stew whines as romantic. Stewie wasted his time obsessing over and judging the depressive one. The deck crew kept depositing plastic into the water. Heather Stew ran out of tongs. Celebrating the 80's is a way of reminding old people they sucked. Deck Robin Hood proved his masculinity by flirting with unavailable females, getting naked, tonguing Stewie and making Eddie sexually frustrated. Soft little pillows waiting for comfort. Eddie was saved from switching teams when his hair caught on fire. Sigh. Does this mean his children will be bald? Rayna Rage delighted at seeing soft little pillows prove himself a drunken sexual liar. Bitch recorded it. 30-Nov-2021
Stewie became the poster boy for gay marriage by declaring that all children are gross. Someone needs to assure Eddie that some gay fucks are like vaccines. Bridgerton not. We bow to Rayna of controlled rage. All the pretty birds flocked to deck Robin Hood. One of Richie Rich's succubus "fake followed" Captain Daddy to his quarters. She came with dinner. Fucking slit. 23-Nov-2021
S9E4. A pig charter were doing a bang-up job humiliating themselves with liquor and inconsequential shit until Captain Daddy told them to cut it out. They needed parental discipline. Go figure. Rayna made out with Deck Robin Hood. Deck Robin got promoted. Rayna did not like it when he insinuated she shut her mouth and do better work. It made Rayna Rage hop out of the closet. Stewie must have smelt available dick onboard because he stepped up. Rayna made out with Stewie and Robin to prove a future point. "He's gay. I knew it!" 19-Nov-2021
S9E1. The crew does everything to fuck up a charter of black female Republicans. Captain Howdy fills in for Captain Daddy. Chef Loops is still serving nonsense along with great food. Second Stew Stewie sucked at his job and accused the Republicans of threatening him with violence. The boys invented a "Hoe" song to honor Lady Deck. Heather Stew "cunt be bothered" serving the rich's every whim. Deck Bridgerton needs to keep quiet and take his shirt off. Rayna needs to do the dishes and not complain. Eddie squishes mightiest when he's pining for daddy. 17-Nov-2021

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Real, Silly, Sweet, Tacky, Wit Snit

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30-Nov-2021


Hazel (1961-1966) ArfUpgrade

S5E19. Hazel's wide and depressed family has been exchanged for a fuckable "me too" daddy and his expensive "baby smell" wife. This episode has the boy vying for the affections of a child molester and and a horny old lady. May the best woman win. 26-Nov-2021
S4E17. Boy ghosts Hazel when he takes an interest in girls. Boy becomes a man when the girl asks him to be a fairy. 16-Nov-2021
S4E5. The flagpole. Wide daddy has issues with his partner's interracial relationship. Partner broke code by supplying a migrant woman and her child food. Hazel thinks she can reunite them by gifting one a 30 foot flagpole. Woke people have a Republican slant. 13-Nov-2021
S3E28. Hazel resolves an immigration problem by lying about it. 11-Nov-2021
Woke folk hire and applaud the bumbling adventures of a loud, semi-cultural and uncommon maid who has black friends. It doesn't matter how catastrophic the bumble the family always forgave her because she could cook. Shirley Booth struggled with pitch and our patience. She quivered and stumped. Don DeFore was "Batman: The Animated series" ginormous. Whitney Blake screamed of isolation and loneliness. The boy was mostly seen at dinner. The series stabbed modern culture while eulogizing it's past. 08-Nov-2021

Tags: 1960s, Camp, Chemistry, Enthusiastic, Fatigue, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Heart Writ, Over the Top, Sentimental

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26-Nov-2021


Jonas Brothers Family Roast (2021) Arf

Roasting the golden boys of purity by recognizing their faults. Keenan knows how to host, the boys are good sports, Pete Davidson doesn't hurt and some of the wives don't suck. The brothers have big dicks and squishy asses. It's a safe SNL spin on Nick. John Legend clicked as a crooner covering a white twink takeover. 26-Nov-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Celebrity, Chemistry, Comedy, Fun Acting, Hot Swatch, Stand-Up, Twinkie, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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26-Nov-2021


Luis Miguel (2018-) Woof

Children connected to great art are drippings. It doesn't bang at the end because the legend pulls back and stops talking. It becomes a showcase for why he agreed to do the series in the first place. Art is bigger than a man's character. 23-Nov-2021
S3E2. Mariah needs more bleach. Mariah's raspy voice and street smarts are reimagined as a black person with perfect diction trying to pass as white. Did anybody study Mariah Carey? Mariah looks white but sounds black. Fake Mariah looks black and sounds white. 21-Nov-2021
S1E12. Enacting the miserable life of a wonder boy. His beauty, talent, luck, success, sex and family disappointment. Diego Boneta swags like the legend and is pretty too. Oscar Jaenada played the conniving dad like the aggressive uncle we all know and don't want to talk to. Mom and dad spew fine words without mental insight. Mother is saintly. A woman lost in the clouds, attempting modernization, succeeding at it but getting distracted by birthing and security. Her story is incomplete. The baby Luis' were great. The voices enchanted. It compelled as many times as it expired. Like organic. 14-Nov-2021

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Enthusiastic, Fun Acting, Funny, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Music Rocks, Musical, Nostalgic, Relationships, Sentimental, Sexy, Twinkie, Twisty, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Funny, Writ w/Possibilities

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23-Nov-2021


Munsters' Scary Little Christmas, The (1996) Whimper

It keeps the family home and evokes some nice memories. Lilly looks the best but sounds the weakest. Grandpa got crypt. Herman was overstuffed with the wrong voice. The house was bigger. Spot sucked. The neighbor was military when she needed to be Gladys Kravitz. Marilyn supplied joy for being the ugliest one in the family and stumping the town. The men reacted to Marilyn the way everyone else reacted to her family. They screamed, tripped, fainted and ran. It never gets old. 15-Nov-2021

Tags: 1990s, Comedy, Repetitive, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Timid, Wit Crack

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15-Nov-2021


Danger Force (2020-) Arf

Super daddy breaks up with his crack sidekick whose moved on to a new world. Super Daddy becomes a teacher to wee ones with special gifts. They are diverse and indistinctive. Babies are subjected to kidnappings, Brexit jokes, beatings, torture, homo flavor and death. Sex is left to our imagination. The kids are fighting a world that thinks them the punchline. Daddy crunch served with youthful subjugation and lots of gay spirit. 08-Nov-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Costume, Daddy Squish, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Over the Top, Overcooked, Pitchy, Preposterous, Squish Alert, Stupid Funny, Twinkie, Wit Crack

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08-Nov-2021


Saturday Night Live (2021) Woof

S47E5. James Austin Young electrified with a pitch perfect and hilarious impersonation of a man we dare not mention. 07-Nov-2021
S47E4. Jason Sudeikis brought big dick energy with a big dick. 24-Oct-2021
The season was a grab bag. Instances are not as easily remembered as moments. The Season finale was a cumulative effort of insanely funny moments. Weekend Update stands atop the heap for generating the most laughs. Everyone had a turn to belt one out and they scored. A complete audience energized the atmosphere. The skits were sharp, edgy and cruel. For one night they were allowed to be themselves and make fun of us. Yes, we need fixing. SNL allows us to laugh at life's most angriest parts on Saturday so we can face them on Monday morning. 24-May-2021

Tags: 2020s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Enthusiastic, Fun, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Musical, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Funny, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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07-Nov-2021


Locke & Key (2020-) WoofDowngradeEarly Exit

I no longer want in. 06-Nov-2021
S2E4. I'm calling the locksmith. My key must be jammed. I can't get in. 02-Nov-2021
I don't question the magic of the keys, only where you stick them to achieve it. 10-Feb-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Chemistry, Creepy, Director's Touch, Drama, Early Exit, Fantasy, Fun, Pretty, Relationships, Twinkie, Wit Snit

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06-Nov-2021


You (2018-) Howl

Psycho settles into suburban madness. The psychology is rewritten to fit a desperate suburbanite. Pretension is the clarification of ascension. Psychos don't have bouts of good feelings. If they do it's the reason they're killing. Silence as I listened to Penn Badgley make me laugh, hurl and cum. Respect to Victoria Pedretti's restraint as a frustrated woman. Shalita Grant filled her empty cup. Travis Van Winkle enshrined it. Dylan Arnold needed more daddy laps. Tati Gabrielle was feathery. Daddy Speedman needed Dylan Arnold to sit on his lap. The whole was to make a monkey out of me. I love that shit! 02-Nov-2021
Leave it to California ("the Hellmouth") to turn a serial into a romantic victim. The pyschology was bi-polar and the disentanglements were happenstance and charred. I'm not excited to see a third season. 31-Dec-2019
The thrill of the cum trampled by a kick in the balls. The delicacies of love entrenched by intrinsic mind bending. Badgley steals the crown structuring the depth of his humanity and indignation. 20-Apr-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Art, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, From Another Planet, Fun, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Great Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Pretty, Psychological, Relationships, Romance, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Tough, Twisty, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ Funny, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ Tough, Writer's Peak

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02-Nov-2021


Too Hot Too Handle: Latino (2021-) Arf

Latinos in heat. Charbroiled. 01-Nov-2021

Tags: Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Psychological, Reality, Relationships, Sex, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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01-Nov-2021




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