TV Posts Tagged as 'Sex'
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Love Never Lies (2021-)
S1E7. Tall pretty stick accused the game of being rigged when the technology caught him lying. Hostess Divine pulled out a bullwhip and turned his stallion cock into a puppy's. You don't fuck with mama or Netflix shows. You cheating asshole. Most everyone pretended it was a vacation where lying and misconduct gets forgotten. Love exists because we need it to, not because it is. 14-Dec-2021
S1E6. Unmasking love is seeing a most ugly bitch. 13-Dec-2021
S1E2. These fuckers are serious. They bank money when they tell the truth. Amounts are deducted for lies. The game has separated the partners into two groups. Villa Panic Attack gets to watch their mates finagle temptation in Whore Villa. To keep the alone group in a state of anxiety our divine hostess shows them a video of their partner intermingling with exes, stalkers and professionals. After gaining their interest she seduces them into watching a prime video that contains the nasty stuff. But, it will cost them. The gays are sad. The heeled one is living a fantasy with a man who doesn't care. His partner tried itemizing the men he sexually stalked online but he couldn't count that high. He was giddy from the twink they hired to give him hope. The alone partner gets to watch the videos with their housemates. Reactions are perceptive. They call out the bullshit, cry over confessions, make cute funny, rally around the broken hearted and rage at the whores. 03-Dec-2021
S1E1. Lying whores compete to tell the truth, stop fucking and prove to their partners they are worthy. Mental breakdowns in paradise. A tall pretty stick gave his partner a panic attack by lying three times after one question, the gays always lie when confronted with the truth, a boyfriend fessed to not getting aroused by his girlfriend's paraglider fashion and the hostess is creepily divine. I'm in. 02-Dec-2021
Legend Of Lizzie Borden, The (1975)
A document of what may have occurred in a family downed by a favorite daughter. The film has a "Carrie" vibe that suits it. It mixes courtroom drama with home hysterics. Elizabeth Montgomery was all witch with only a hint of Samantha. The film was moderate with details and motives. You get the idea but not the full package. Elizabeth kept the film rolling with gestures suggesting things that weren't written and being an unappreciated force. Katherine Helmond was a sister witch with serene class. Fritz Weaver was a super-daddy warlock. I don't understand why his wife looked like a maid. The movie needs a clean-up; the performances don't. 06-Dec-2021
Too Hot Too Handle: Latino (2021-)
Latinos in heat. Charbroiled. 01-Nov-2021
Nine Perfect Strangers (2021)
Desperate privilege looking for a cure that would make them acceptable to others. The series blows its balloon really big so it can pop slowly. The actors institute funny, heartbreaking and soul slamming self-portraits. Luke Evans fashioned a decent top. Bobby Cannavale was squishy again. Michael Shannon epitomized a hyper buddy mushroom buzz. Manny Jacinto was less stupid and hotter. Melissa McCarthy failed at nervous insecurity but succeeded at hitting the funny bone and the heart. Regina Hall didn't seem to have a purpose until she lit her torch. Tiffany Boone was a great Pollyanna. Samara Weaving was technically robotic. Melvin Gregg's only sexual problem was boredom. Lady Nic was a goddess that could do no wrong. You either consume an accent or invent your own. It isn't exactly correct but a made up version with artistic confidence whose ringtone sounds close enough to get the job done. There are great arcs and acting challenges that tilt the story forward but the ending doesn't challenge anyone. It must be the mushrooms. 24-Sep-2021