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Planting Certain Trees Is Actually Kinda Bad for the Environment 

 

After examining Europe's forest management since 1750, a team of researchers concluded that despite the region's best efforts — forests take up 10% more land today than they did prior to the Industrial Revolution — its tactics did exactly zilch to stem the effects of climate change.

"The current assumption is that all forest management and all forests contribute to climate mitigation," Kim Naudts, a postdoctoral ecologist at the Max Planck Institute for Meteorology and the study's lead author, told the scientific journal Nature. "We cannot say that is true, at least for Europe."

Planting Certain Trees Is Actually Kinda Bad

Tags: Effect, Environment, Inevitable, Portrait, World

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09-Aug-2022


Not so magically delicious! 
 

The FDA said Saturday it has received more than 100 complaints related to Lucky Charms so far this year.

Not so magically delicious!

Bride and caterer arrested after wedding guests 'got sick from weed-laced food

Lead in baby food, arsenic in fish and uranium mixed into cheese

Tags: Blonde, Business, Chemicals, Choices, CockTease, Contamination, Drugs, Fat Cock, Fear, Food, Health, Holiday, Illness, Nature, NSFW, Portrait, Safety, Science, Squishy, Tits, Toned, Toxic, Vegan's Revenge, Wedding

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19-Jul-2022


Ways the Woke Mob Has Affected Me Personally 

 

I planted lettuce, beans, and carrots in my small back-yard garden, and they were all coming along nicely until something—or someone—picked them clean one night, leaving behind a trampled mess. I didn’t see who did it, but it’s common knowledge that many in the woke mob are vegetarians. You do the math.

Ways the Woke Mob Has Affected Me Personally

Drag queen charged with 25 counts of child pornography

Nurse who claims to prescribe meds based on patients' political affiliation resigns

Trans man’s skull fractured and two more hospitalised

'Enough is enough'

West Hollywood votes to defund sheriff’s department

Frustrated NYC detectives leaving ‘insane’ NYPD

Texas AG says he’s totally down to use Roe decision to ruin gay people’s lives

Woke California members call for people to BOYCOTT Fourth of July

School board director to teach sexual 'pleasure' class to 9-year-olds

Tags: $, Activism, All Rights, Attack, Business, Cancellation, Celebration, Children, Choices, Crime, Danger, Drag, Education, Effect, Employment, Enforcement, Environment, Holiday, Hostility, LGBTQ, Medical, Mental Health, Misconduct, Move, Neglect, Opinion, Politics, Portrait, Quit, Resignation, Revenge, Safety, Sex, Theft, Threat, Violence, World

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05-Jul-2022


WHO expects more cases of monkeypox to emerge globally 

 

As of Saturday, 92 confirmed cases and 28 suspected cases of monkeypox have been reported from 12 member states that are not endemic for the virus, the U.N. agency said, adding it will provide further guidance and recommendations in coming days for countries on how to mitigate the spread of monkeypox.

WHO expects more cases of monkeypox to emerge globally

Monkeypox linked to gay events

Monkeypox is spreading among gay men worldwide

Monkeypox and gay men

LGB Alliance slammed over calls to close down saunas and dark rooms

Gay man with monkeypox

We Are Not Ready for Monkeypox

Experts warn of more animal disease threats

7 deaths in Florida amid meningococcal disease among gay and bisexual men

Monkeypox constitutes a global public health emergency

Tags: Contagion, Death, Disease, Environment, Gay, LGBTQ, Parties, Portrait, Safety, Science, Sex, Travel, Warning, World

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25-Jun-2022


Only creepxs want to date me 

 

Shauna introduces herself saying: “If you were to look at me, you would think I’m just a normal little girl, doing normal little girl things with my fun, crazy family.”

Adding: “But the truth is I’m not a little girl. I’m a woman, a 22-year-old woman stuck in the body of an eight-year-old.”

Only creeps want to date me

Uber driver is charged with raping female passenger as she slept

Cannibal charged with eating Grindr date’s genitals

Teen Charged with Homicide After Toddler Was Reportedly Squeezed to Death

Woman and her Tinder date forced to isolate together

Florida man charged with attempted murder for strangling a woman with a SHOELACE

Peter Rosello is charged with a battery misdemeanor

Teen Brothers Beat Stepfather to Death Using Brass Knuckles for Alleged Sexual Abuse

Tags: Auto, Celebrity, Charged, Children, Culture, Danger, Dating, Disease, Food, Gay, LGBTQ, Murder, Parental Crime, Portrait, Rape, Service, Sex, TV, Violence, Weird, Women

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24-Jan-2022


Parents Are Not Okay 

 

School is only just starting and already kids are being quarantined in mind-boggling numbers: 20,000 across the state of Mississippi, 10,000 in a single district in Tampa, Florida. They’re getting sick too, with hospitalizations of kids under 17 across the country up at least 22 percent in the past month, by the CDC’s count, and each new week sets pediatric hospitalization records for the entire pandemic. The rapid increase of COVID-19 cases among kids has shattered last year’s oft-repeated falsehood that kids don’t get COVID-19, and if they do, it’s not that bad. It was a convenient lie that was easy to believe in part because we kept most of our kids home. With remote learning not an option now, this year we’ll find out how dangerous this virus is for children in the worst way possible.

It’s enough to bring a parent to tears, except that every parent I know ran out a long time ago—I know I did. Ran out of tears, ran out of energy, ran out of patience. Through these grinding 18 months, we’ve managed our kids’ lives as best we could while abandoning our own. It was unsustainable then, it’s unsustainable now, and no matter what fresh hell this school year brings, it’ll still be unsustainable.

Parents Are Not Okay

Gen Z is made of zombies

I've Never Wanted Kids—People Told Me My Life Is Pointless'

No charges will be filed against South Carolina father whose 20-month-old twin boys died

Here’s what makes ‘authoritative parents’ different from the rest

Mom enrages parents with her ‘ridiculous’ babysitting request

Day care owner gets 6 years for hiding 26 kids in basement

A mother said her 14-year-old daughter was kidnapped and the mom was arrested

Daughter of Chris Daughtry arrested in road rage alongside the boyfriend who killed her

...school board president kept creepy dossier on parents

Tags: Abuse, Accident, Activism, Advice, Anxiety, Business, Celebrity, Children, Choices, Death, Education, Employment, Etiquette, Interference, Mental Health, Parental Burden, Parental Crime, Parental Worry, Performance, Portrait, Privacy, Release, Sacrifice, Safety, Success, Tired, Treatment, Violence

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15-Nov-2021


Gen Z Are “Puriteens,” But Not For The Reasons You Think 

 

Siose, a 24-year-old occupational therapist in New Zealand — who has slept with only two people, including his fiancée — blames his lack of interest in “sleeping around” on feelings of sexual inadequacy generated by porn, which he viewed from age 12. “It was about being insecure about my body,” he says. “I was like, ‘I don’t have [a pornstar dick], so I’m probably not going to satisfy whoever I hook up with.’”

Sometimes sexual discomfort is caused by early and distressing sexual encounters online. Few female digital natives make it through their teens without encountering unsolicited dick pics and videos; Katie and Kristen both named Omegle as a notorious example, a free chat website that became a popular activity at high school get-togethers. “We would all sit on there thinking we were going to talk to people, but then every three clicks you’d just see a guy wanking off,” Kristen said, and Katie confirmed that “definitely [at] slumber parties, everyone would go on Omegle and see a bunch of penises.”

Gen Z Are “Puriteens,”

FODA is the new FOMO: Scary dating trend for singles after COVID-19

French millennials - dubbed 'the nudist 2.0' - get a taste for urban naturism, baring all in parks, swimming pools and even museums

Jan Zimmerman, 22, is 'linked to rise in Tourette symptoms' among fans

'I feel like I've been clawed by a tiger'

Tags: Attack, Dating, Fraud, Illness, Nudism, Portrait, Sex, Symptoms, Training, Treatment, Violence, Youth

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14-Sep-2021


‘Roaching’ is the newest gross trend to infest the dating world 
 

“You can tell if you’re being roached if you feel like the person is not really available or present for you, and very private about certain details.” Roaching red flags include new partners taking a long time to respond to texts, changing plans at the last minute and not picking up if you call them out of the blue.

“They’ll be very protective over their phone and not keep it connected to their car or have their notifications turned off so there’s no chance you’ll see them pop up on the screen.” “Dates will always start and or end at someone’s home — sex will be a part or the focus of all your dates because that is all they want.”

‘Roaching’

Tags: Cheating, Dating, Fraud, Horniness, NSFW, Portrait, Relationships, Sex, Supremacy

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27-Aug-2021


What causes some men to be unkind, provocative, aggressive or violent towards women? 

 

One of the reasons that some men are unkind and aggressive is that their emotional armor has been completely anhililated by previous NPD drama bitches. And men these days cannot defend themselves because they are immediately tried and convicted in the court of public opinion.

What causes some men to be unkind, provocative, aggressive or violent towards women?

Tags: Environment, Hate, Hostility, Irony, Men, Mental Health, Parental Crime, Portrait, Psychology, Relationships, Satisfaction, Sex War, Truth

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17-Feb-2021


Allegations Of Abuse Within The Convent Walls 

 

Religious orders are supposed to provide spiritual guidance to those who join. But some of the women who entered Sisters Minor of Mary Immaculate (SMMI) say they faced physical and emotional abuse.

Patricia Budd, one of the former nuns of SMMI, first entered in 1995 in hopes of connecting with her Catholicism. It was at her first retreat where she met the order’s U.S. delegate, Sister Theresa Kovacs.

“It was a lot of hugs. There was a lot of encouragement,” Budd told HuffPost. “They would listen to you, and you felt really important, and you felt like you’re valued.” But soon after she joined, Budd and the other nuns realized things were not as they seemed.

“I witnessed other girls just being yelled at on a constant basis by Theresa Kovacs,” said Rose, who joined SMMI in 1995. (Three interviewees asked to only be identified by their first names.) According to Rose, a sister named Georgiana often got the brunt of Kovacs’ anger.

“It would be a torrent of the nastiest stuff you could ever say to a human being, she would say to me,” said Georgiana. “It was meant to keep people in line.”

The nuns faced strict rules. They weren’t allowed to speak to each other. They weren’t allowed to go for walks outside the convent doors.

“Basically your food is pretty much less and less,” she said. “And so, that’s pretty much like what a cult is — and break you down. That’s the whole thing. Always to break you down.”

Allegations Of Abuse Within The Convent Walls

Tags: Culture, Employment, Environment, Exclusivity, Hate, Horror, Hostility, Interference, Investment, Loneliness, Mental Health, Misrepresentation, Portrait, Safety, Self Interest, Survival, Women

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29-Dec-2020


Cheating boyfriend gets caught in the act thanks to secret message on Starbucks cup: 'The audacity' 

 

A new TikTok trend has users sharing the “craziest” ways they’ve discovered they were being cheated on.

The trend started on Nov. 27 when user Mandi Kay Bowles asked her followers the question, “What is the craziest way you guys found out that somebody was cheating on you?”

One user named Brittany revealed in a now-viral TikTok that she found out a guy who she’d been seeing for three years was cheating when he gave her a very specific type of UTI caused by E. coli in her urine.

“I was like, ‘There’s no way, I’m always clean.’ Well, turns out my boyfriend actually didn’t go to the gym; he was having sex with another man,” she explained. He had sex with her immediately after having sex with another man, which gave her the UTI.

Cheating boyfriend gets caught in the act thanks to secret message on Starbucks cup: 'The audacity'

Tags: Awareness, Backlash, Cheating, LGBTQ, Men In Charge, Mental Health, Nature, Portrait, Relationships, Sex, Social Media

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11-Dec-2020


Why Do Married Men Watch Porn? 

 

If I told you that I only watch porn for research in sociology, you’d likely call bullshit. And you’d be right. My husband and I have been together for thirty-three years. We have what sex advice columnist Dan Savage calls a “monogamish” relationship.

Passionate sex in a new relationship has a shelf life of about one year for all couples. Our story is no different. The things that drew us together still hold us together. Neither of us has any desire to change that.

Trying to discover how many married men watch porn is like the old joke about masturbation. The joke says, “95% of men admit to masturbating. The other 5% lie about it.” Men don’t like to admit they watch porn either. But even those of us in satisfying, committed relationships masturbate and watch porn.

One man told me about how he had watched porn at the office before going home, and then he masturbated. That evening his spouse wanted to have sex, and he hesitated. He had difficulty achieving an erection. She decided to perform oral sex on him, which in the past had helped him have a rigid erection. When she did so, she found some tissue stuck to his penis from his earlier masturbation.

Why Do Married Men Watch Porn?

Tags: Aging, Environment, Marriage, Masturbation, Men In Charge, Mental Health, Nature, Portrait, Relationships, Satisfaction, Sex, Statistics, Woman's Rights

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12-Nov-2020


My History With Pleasure I am proud to say that I learned how to masturbate from a book. 

 

Having a baby inside me just does not compute with pleasure. They are two different and disparate things. Yet, I don’t feel this cognitive dissonance regarding sex during pregnancy. Sex, after all, is what makes babies in the first place. It’s natural and beautiful and, during pregnancy, it’s the only time in my life I’ve ever been able to stomach the label “making love.”Actually, I still can’t. BARF. But I don’t extend the same sentimentality to when I’m gettin’ down to a Pornhub video called “Schoolgirl slut sucks cock to get an A.” I know that all the books say that the womb’s rhythmic contractions don’t traumatize the fetus and actually “lull them to sleep.” But I dunno, what if this creates a bad habit? What if, for the rest of her life, my future daughter can only be soothed to sleep by the sound of someone gagging on a dick screaming, “Oh baby yes yes yes I now love science claaaaaaaass!”

My History With Pleasure I am proud to say that I learned how to masturbate from a book.

Tags: Anatomy, Awareness, Books, Children, Choices, Funny, Parenting, Portrait, Woman's Rights

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31-Oct-2020


What It Means When You Have Gay Or Lesbian Sex Dreams 

 

When I was 14, I had a particularly vivid dream about Helen Hunt. I know, just go with me on this.

In the dream, she was teaching me how to play the piano, an instrument I have inexplicably always found to be very sexy (but probably because of that one scene in Pretty Woman). After I'd performed well, she leaned over and gave me a kiss.

My mom, being of sound mind and body, rolled her eyes and told me to stop 1) eating so many weird midnight snacks, and 2) worrying about my sexual orientation.

4. Gay or lesbian sex dreams might mean you're pregnant.

What It Means When You Have Gay Or Lesbian Sex Dreams

Tags: Advice, Dreams, LGBTQ, Portrait, Relationships, Release, Sex, Sex Identity

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23-Oct-2020


More and More Moms Are Renting Hotel Rooms Amid the Pandemic 

 

For many working mothers, Jill Krause’s story might sound familiar. In the midst of the pandemic, she says she became the 24/7 “default parent” that her kids would run to for their every need (and then some), while their dad worked more traditional hours. “My presence and flexibility sent out a clear signal to my four kids: ‘Mom may or may not be working, so cling away! Ask away! Tantrum away!’” she tells InStyle.

Tampa-based, Akemi Sue Fisher had been working from her single floor home with two yappy Yorkies, her 11-year-old daughter, and her work-from-home husband. Akemi, CEO of Amazon Consulting agency Love & Launch, was used to lots of action — early morning international calls, full days of clients and planning — anything the day brought, she conquered with high energy and zest. But when quarantine orders came down, she found herself ill-prepared for the chaos of a full house. She began to look for office space with poor results. Frustrated, she and her husband went to regroup over lunch at a new local hotel. While at the Current (with rates in the $150 per night range), they met the manager, who shared the property’s 20% occupancy rate. Her husband suggested they take a look at a room, and according, to Akemi, it was love at first sight. She struck a deal with the manager for a reduced rate on a room, and signed the lease through the end of the year. Akemi and her assistant quickly settled into their new rhythm. The suite was comfortable and the hotel a constant source of buzz — just the right recipe to feed Akemi’s extroverted personality. “My productivity has gone through the roof — I feel the energy again, and that is exactly what I needed.”

More and More Moms Are Renting Hotel Rooms Amid the Pandemic

Tags: Children, Choices, Coronavirus, Environment, Family, Freedom, Health, Mental Health, Parental Burden, Portrait, Responsibility, Sacrifice, Safety, Social Distancing, Struggling, Treatment, Unruly Child, Women In Charge

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06-Oct-2020




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