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Health/Food Posts Tagged as 'Funny'

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Sign at Michigan shop warns masked customers of armed employees. 'Lighten up,' owner says. 

 

A sign at the entrance of a metal-cutting shop in Kentwood, a suburb of Grand Rapids, asks customers to “remove your mask or raise both hands high” to avoid being mistaken as a robber.

The sign in front of Tubergen Cutting Tools Inc. reads “In responce [sic] to Gretch, attention: This facility is protected by armed employees for your safety! Remove your mask or raise both hands high and keep um up! Don’t be mistaken as a robber! Thank you, management. Open carry still welcome.”

USA Today

Teens Are Dressing Up Like Masked Grandparents to Buy Alcohol Which Proves They're Scarily Smart

Huge protests rock several countries as coronavirus ignites rage against governments

Unmasked Walmart shopper is caught on camera pulling a GUN on customer during 'dispute about face coverings' as young girl attempts to pull victim away from the confrontation

Underground pandemic parties without masks or social distancing are springing up around NYC while cases soar past 216k and deaths hit 23k - as Gov Cuomo demands 'Knock. It. Off. Now'

Tags: Advertising, Alcohol, Business, Coronavirus, Discovery, Environment, Etiquette, Funny, Masks, Parental Burden, Parental Crime, Parties, Protest, Rebellion, Safety, Video, Warning, World, Youth

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16-Jul-2020


Young Americans Are Partying Hard and Spreading Covid-19 Quickly 

 

Covid-19 is increasingly a disease of the young, with the message to stay home for the sake of older loved ones wearing off as the pandemic wears on.

The dropping age of the infected is becoming one of the most pressing problems for local officials, who continued Wednesday to set curfews and close places where the young gather. U.S. health experts say that they are more likely to be active and asymptomatic, providing a vast redoubt for the coronavirus that has killed almost 130,000 Americans.

In Arizona, half of all positive cases are people from the ages of 20 to 44, according to state data. The median age in Florida is 37, down from 65 in March. In Texas’s Hays County, people in their 20s make up 50% of the victims.

Bloomberg

Some Restaurants Are Closing Again After Customers Throw Fits Over Wearing Masks

PSA uses mask-wearing 'Friday the 13th' slasher villain to get New Yorkers to ... wear masks

He posted his regrets over attending a party in California. The next day, he died of coronavirus

Some States To Out-Of-Towners: If You Come Visit, Plan To Quarantine For 2 Weeks

Family of Man Who Died of Coronavirus Hit With $1 Million Hospital Bill

They were arrested for breaking lockdown rules. Then they died in police custody

Tags: $, Action, Advertising, Anxiety, Business, Closed, Coronavirus, Death, Environment, Etiquette, Family, Funny, Health, Ignorance, Illness, Infected, Lockdown, Masks, Parental Burden, Parties, Police, Restaurant, Safety, Science, Self Interest, Threat, Travel, Unruly Child, World

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02-Jul-2020


Parrot swears at London firefighter trying to rescue it from roof 

 

A "foul-mouthed" parrot launched a four-letter tirade at a firefighter as he tried to rescue the bird from a neighbour's roof in north London.

Jessie's owner had asked for help after the multilingual Macaw parrot spent three days on the roof in Edmonton.

The RSPCA called in the London Fire Brigade (LFB) to rescue the bird.

Crew manager Atinc Horoz climbed up a ladder to save Jessie but was met with a volley of swear words from the parrot, which then flew off.

BBC

Tags: Animals, Firefighter, Funny, Nature, Treatment, Weird, World

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15-Aug-2018


This Wild Conspiracy Theory Claims the World Will Come to an End in April 

 

A wild conspiracy theory claims the end of the world is just around the corner.

Some wacky conspiracy theorists, according to Daily Express, have pointed out codes in the Bible that imply that "the end of the world is imminent, with Earth set to be destroyed on April 23," said theorist David Meade. According to Meade, the supposed positioning of the planets and constellations is just another signal that the end of the world is almost here.

Complex

Tags: Fake News, Funny, Religion, Science, World

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16-Apr-2018


25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up How F*cking Hard Parenting Is 

 

Being a parent is easily one of the most challenging parts of life. While you love that little bundle (or bundles) of joy more than words can adequately say, they are also the source for a lot of your stress. Thankfully, finding humor in the day-to-day sure can ease some of those parenting struggles. Here are 25 tweets about parenting that are as funny as they are true.

Pop Sugar

Tags: Children, Choices, Employment, Environment, Funny, Parental Burden, Parenting

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22-Nov-2017


Cafe busted for serving Popeyes 

 

A cafe in Long Beach, California, called Sweet Dixie Kitchen, makes southern comfort food. The owner says most of the food is made from scratch but the fired chicken is from Popeyes. CNN's Anderson Cooper explains on the RidicuList.

CNN

Tags: Celebrity, Choices, Food, Funny, Product, Restaurant, Scam, Self Interest, Treatment, Warning, Weird

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26-Oct-2017


iPhone 7 users are drilling holes into their devices  

 

Some iPhone 7 users are so desperate for headphone jacks, they’re falling for a prank YouTube video telling them to drill holes into their phone.

“I just did this to my new iPhone 7 and I ruined it how did he do it different,” wrote Grace Richelle on the video uploaded by TechRax last week, which has been viewed 8 million times.

NY Post

Tags: Business, Funny, Parody, Product, Sad, Social Media, Tech

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26-Sep-2016