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The Fast Food Fried Chicken Anthony Bourdain Thought Was Finger-Licking Good
Reparations! For every Taco Bell there needs to be a Popeye's Chicken around the corner. I've suffered enough. 22-Jun-2021
My mother doesn't cut the balls off a man, she puts a spell on his dick that makes him suffer for the rest of his life. Slashing tires are a different thing entirely. Women need extra air to suppress their anger. Occasionally, she'll bring one ball home as a souvenir. 24-Oct-2024
A salad should consist of elements that were missing during the day. 24-Sep-2024
As soon as we settle on universal soil is when the first alien will be born. 16-Sep-2024
Humans have not realized that universal travel will create the aliens that the present can't explain. 16-Sep-2024
The reason that aliens don't show up is because we haven't invented them yet. 16-Sep-2024
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Melissa Blair, 38, provided her teenaged victims with gifts — including vape pens — in exchange for sexual favors.
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Teacher, 36, fed junior high school students cupcakes laced with husband's SPERM
Teacher arrested for allegedly molesting 7 students
'Teacher of the Year' facing new charges
Filmed her dog performing ‘a sex act on her
Female Senator 'used male chief of staff as her SEX SLAVE'
More than 20 sexual predators are jailed after eight young girls were raped
Alert issued to ALL UK children over online 'sextortion epidemic'
‘It can happen to any child’
Teacher sentenced to over 10 years in prison for sexual misconduct with minor
Couple repeatedly trafficked daughter to elderly man for $20
Prolific Songwriter For Beyoncé, Accused of Rape, Sex Trafficking
Kanye West sued for harassment by ex-assistant
Adult film star Austin Wolf arrested
German woman given harsher sentence than convicted rapist
How are we supposed to cry rape if we can't even say it. 27-Apr-2024
OMG! I figured it out. 23-Jun-2024
The celebration grew. The only store that my aunts, uncles and family friends encountered were liquor stores. I don't remember presents. Some acknowledged me and others scratched me off. I don't remember cutting a cake or it being served. No other children were invited as to not upset the Corleones. Our cousins weren't as obediently trained as my sister and I. My sister played with the M3gan knockoff all night. Hurting me. Even though sister allowed me to play with the doll, I wasn't happy. I noticed the doll was expensive because it was heavy. She was a cherub ballerina that twirled expansively. I hated her. The doll had to be laid down after each performance because she was always on point and tired. I didn't allow any of my GI Joes to fuck her. 22-Jun-2024
Their heads looked like snowballs with no necks. My father's boss and wife were visiting our dinky apartment and my mother was panicking. TG she was a compulsive cleaner. She thought sparkling cleanliness was as good as being rich. I didn't understand their visit because it was my birthday. Why did Pazuzu invite these mysterious white people to celebrate my birthday? They were fluent in spanish and loved to drink. By the end of the party they looked like strawberry ices. The Corleone's had just vacationed in Europe and came bearing gifts. I had no idea how they could choose a gift for me without knowing me but I was ready to be polite. My sister's birthday was two weeks away. They gifted her a unique gift. A child sized ballerina that danced when you pressed her top. They apologized for not getting me a gift but they bought my sister's present a while back and hadn't run into any stores since. TG we never saw them again. Fucking Pazuzu, making them hate me before they met me. 21-Jun-2024
Chicago officials unveil plan for slowing robbery spree
Omaha police, federal agencies investigating brazen ATM attacks
Two teens the first to be charged under new 'post and boast' laws
Juveniles among suspects arrested for crime spree
Duo sought in string of at least 7 robberies
Police bust ‘very sophisticated ring of homebreakers' that targeted South Asians'
Sean Kingston arrested in California on fraud and theft
Johnny Wactor’s slaying during L.A. robbery sparks shock, anger, mourning
Nearly 3,000 Boxes Of Legos Seized
The only reason that theft is so popular is because Oprah made everybody greedy. 20-Apr-2024
'It's that your ideas are stupid'
Karma is getting so fucked up that even though you knew it was too much you did it anyway because you were so fucked up. Karma. Spending the rest of the night spraying digested food and shitting on your friends. 07-Feb-2022
Well, I wasn't going to learn how to read or write from gangsters. 16-May-2024
Having reading and writing skills allowed me to relax when I started kindergarten. I spent my extra time eating paste and drawing pictures that disturbed my teacher. I would proudly show her my work and she always said the same thing. The art was good but the atmosphere was depressing. Couldn't I add a sun somewhere? I added the sun once and it looked more depressed than the scary atmosphere. Adding a sun didn't add any to my personal life. The teacher wouldn't let it go and involved Pazuzu. She attended and I had to translate. I basically had to repeat an insult to myself in two languages. Mother made it worst. She didn't understand what I/teacher was saying. The teacher showed her my paintings and she didn't understand. She didn't see anything unusual. Then something dawned on her that changed her mind. My son is embarrassing me and everyone is looking at me like I'm Pazuzu. She didn't quite understand the conversation but she agreed with the adults to watch me closely and get me some help. I'm sure I got smacked a few times walking home. "...and don't ever bring me to these people again! They never invited her.
At home her mind raced between screams and, bingo... she figured out the conversation. There was something gay about that picture, I know it! And they know it! And I need to do something about it.
She labeled my art faggoty and never moved on. She would dump the pictures I dedicated to her from school and yelled that I would never make money off art. She had me fail art school by not providing me the tools to get assignments properly done. As adults Pazuzu thought it amusing to boast about my cousins' artistic achievements. They were different, though. One made signs and tombstones while the other wasted his art in jail. Manly stuff. She never mentioned our dilemma with art. It was Pazuzu popping out to stop me from dreaming. 15-May-2024
They were called novelas and they were available in every grocery store and pharmacy. They didn't cost much and the ladies felt they were keeping their favorite celebrities in their handbag. The stores also had drawn comic books, little books and Betty and Veronica. As not to look like an awful mother she would always ask me if there was anything to add and I always chose a comic book. Even though her hate for art was overwhelming she bought me the comic. They were only a few cent and it would keep me out of her hair. I eventually graduated to books and became fascinated with little books. They were palm sized books that didn't take up much space and were the original tales of famous folklore. The Little Mermaid's original story was heartbreaking and befit. Pinocchio origins were even scarier. I felt I was reliving my predator experiences all over again. Everyone wanted to fuck the puppet. I'm not sure about Moby Dick but I learned a lot about bears. When I unpacked my first comic book it was an orgasm of brain activity. My aunt had already taught me how to read english and spanish, I just needed to practice it, memorize words and their meaning. Mother acquiesced more than I thought because she would junk them if they felt untouched. Fuck collecting classics and making money afterwards for this child. Dude, before this I was reading the cereal box. Swanson's frozen meals had a pop-up story to tell and I devoured it. 14-May-2024
Our mothers had the equivalent, which was a comic book based on their favorite soaps with real pictures instead of drawings to make it look grown-up. 14-May-2024
Comics! 09-May-2024
But, there is hope... 09-May-2024
They can take their children to the library but they won't. There is nothing for a mother to do at the library. They can't even pick up a man there. Most of them are squeaky and the others are dusty, none can pay the rent, fix things or fuck. 08-May-2024
Single non-working mothers don't have the space or the money to buy their children books. Besides, they collect dust and they're not reading to babies! Who has the time? 08-May-2024
CC is the worst. I spend all my time correcting them and half the time abandoning them because I'm misspelling now, too. Am I here to "rate" them or rape them? 07-May-2024
Thanks to elite comic book shaming, americans can't spell. 07-May-2024
Audience Reactions to The Exorcist:
"It's been reported that once inside the theater, a number of moviegoers vomited at the very graphic goings-on on the screen. Others fainted, or left the theater, nauseous and trembling, before the film was half over. Several people had heart attacks, a guard told me. Sep 26, 2023
‘She got on my nerves’
‘Alpha parent’ says she killed 5-year-old boy because he brought snacks into bed
Discover the Perfect Anti-Mother's Day Gift
15-year-old girl arraigned in deadly Queens stabbing that left 17-year-old dead
When my mother found out that people were heart attacking, vomiting and dying at screenings of The Exorcist, in the 70's, she rushed me an invitation, especially after family members warned her I was too young. She was hoping some of that bad karma would befall me. She thought it was hilarious. She didn't understand a word of it (she doesn't speak english) but she's been acting like Pazuzu ever since. 07-Apr-2024
All we can do is copy it. 26-Apr-2024
The greatest art is behind us. 25-Apr-2024
Is there any way that we can fight for our rights without taking someone's else's? 12-Apr-2024
The only reason I thought I had a good mother was because she kept telling me so. In actuality, I've never met one. 02-Apr-2024
Sailor kills wife with hammer
He leaped naked to his death after bludgeoning his 'adoring' mom with a lamp
Wife shoots husband at luxury DC hotel,
Husband 'fatally stabs his wife 20 TIMES
Deaths of mom and child raise questions over why ex was released
Man allegedly Facetimed the murder of his daughter
2 York County girls killed by their father
The sooner women recognize that a toxic man is the same as a man, the sooner we can get on with it. 23-Jul-2022