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We ghost when we're sure it's not what we want. 23-Jul-2019
Getting on a plane destined for a tourist trap will not reward you happiness...but staying home and dealing with your shit might. 21-Jul-2019
The longer the assfuck, the more absorbent your future diaper tends to be. 20-Jul-2019
The only way to save your kids from the future is to start parenting them. We picked the wrong people to represent parenthood. Self-parenting is neglect.
Take the best from your parents (if they have no qualifications, start anew,) opine what it taught you and put what's left to the test. Your children follow suit, perfecting your mistakes and enabling the perfect parent and child of the future. We weren't supposed to rewrite it. Even if you rewrote the bible, there is only so much you can stretch before all the reason is sucked out of it. Our kids can't choose a sex to be because they are avoiding being like either of you. For people who have all the rights in the world you spend most of it hating each other. If you're going to have children, you better understand both sexes and all the in-betweens.
I don't care what sex any of your children choose to be, please raise them to be strong. We can take it. Maybe one day the environment will thank them. 17-Jul-2019
Prayers are the inability to do anything. 17-Jul-2019
If you want to test God's existence, pray for a bigger dick. I heard someone got to be President and an asshole got a music career out of it. 17-Jul-2019
The best thing about choosing is that you can change it if you don't like it. You won't know if it fits until you try it on. 17-Jul-2019
When you hide your identity you lose your path. 17-Jul-2019
I said it once before, God or evolution created only two genders. You can switch it, you can acquire both but you shouldn't deny yourself either. I was denied being a man for most of my life and I wish I would have met him sooner. I love being a man as much as you like being confused. It's not that hard, choose one, carry on with life and maybe people will stop being scared of you enough to hug you. 16-Jul-2019
Most mothers won't accept certain things unltil their child wants to do it. 17-Jul-2019
The more "don'ts" you proclaim, the less they will do for you. 16-Jul-2019
Dating
The more don'ts you include on your profile the less fun we're going to have. 15-Jul-2019
"I travel for work" = he's into "extracurricular activities." 11-Jul-2019
Everyone wants me to be the man. How can I ever accomplish that when they treat me like a boy? 06-Jul-2019
If you fall in love with the picture before the greet, we will all be disappointed. 27-Jun-2019
No baggage = no emotions, erasing your history and being a "yes man." Even the homeless have baggage. How are we supposed to change into our serious outfits? 27-Jun-2019
The only thing we are successfully cleansing is social media. Who's going to talk for the environment? 14-Jul-2019
You can prey on it or pray for it but only one will guarantee you a dinner. 14-Jul-2019
If you want the honest answer of how I feel about you... wait until I come. 13-Jul-2019
Like my mother said, "why you hanging with these people. They hate us." 13-Jul-2019
To get a little more mileage out of your relationship, dump him 6 months in or before a "moving in" commitment. He'll never be distracted again. Until... 12-Jul-2019
If you put me in a box, you can't play with me. 11-Jul-2019
