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White savior narrative in film
This is the time for our brothers and sisters (of equality or not) to stand together and help however we can. Because I want the future Hollywood film to celebrate how not only we managed to protect ourselves but how we saved others. It's time to stop whining about a punishment that my generation and beyond suffered and move forward and trust people again. Go out there and prove you're equal! 06-Apr-2020
The best part of quarantine is that you learn to like yourself. The worst part of quarantine is that you learn to love yourself. 06-Apr-2020
A mother's advice on celebrating your boyfriend's/husband's penis monstrosity. If you tell one f or esp. a bff, you've established a date for them to fuck. 04-Apr-2020
I have chosen to live my life as a celibate man. (2 years and counting.)
(the gif explains how celibate I am. I wouldn't break it even for superdaddies.) 03-Apr-2020
"Lift up your eyes to the sky, Then look to the earth beneath; For the sky will vanish like smoke, And the earth will wear out like a garment And its inhabitants will die in like manner; But My salvation will be forever, And My righteousness will not wane."
We pray to God to protect us from this dark period that he obviously set upon us for enlightenment.
We plunder the earth with our giant feet pounding the globe and disrespecting its culture and resources and expect nothing bad to happen.
We drop babies like missiles because we think we can and because idiots in the media keep telling us what miracles they are.
We carry human trash on our shoulders in celebration, absolving them and their followers of all atrocities committed. (see Tiger dick)
We terraform the earth, turning homes into hideous forests generating mousetraps for environmental revenge so we can blame it on someone else. (see Trump)
We make excuses and invent cute baby phrases to legitimize rampant sex. (see pansexual)
I love animals but the delusion that they have priority over man is not God's plan and should never take precedence over us.
Parents no longer parent, dispatching mentally undeveloped, selfish and sour adults into the world. These beings are sensitive to almost every word in the dictionary and inherited no balls to save a planet.
Post pandemic will originate a race war that will grant true supremacy to its victor and I don't think we're in the running. 03-Apr-2020
I prayed my entire life for great things to happen and all I got was a bandaid. 31-Mar-2020
Love is a movie (pick your genre) with a crappy ending. 31-Mar-2020
'Moreover, I will send on you famine and wild beasts, and they will bereave you of children; plague and bloodshed also will pass through you, and I will bring the sword on you. I, the LORD, have spoken.'" 30-Mar-2020
Top Reasons Why He Wont Commit To The Next Level (Sex)
He has an infection that hasn't cured in two weeks.
He will never satisfy you.
All sock, no dick.
He ejaculates while explaining it.
He tried jerking off to you and couldn't get off.
He has a big willy but wants you nowhere near it.
He's into someone or something else.
He's an alpha asshole that thrives on endowing you misery because you demanded he be in charge. Of that and only that.
He's psycho or likes children.
Do as you please, but stop asking what's wrong with him. It's motherly advice... 1...2...3. Memorize it.
If it's God's Plan for you to be barren... why do you employ mad doctors and wife replacements to concoct one for you when He designed it so the environment could save itself? 02-Mar-2020
I like to find solutions in which each party receives something. Men/Women/LGBTQ should be allowed to say certain inappropriate things, if the woman/bottom in question, can slap them if they are offended. 28-Feb-2020
"I felt more freedom when I was a baby." 26-Feb-2020
We seek relationships so they can confirm what we always thought of ourselves. 16-Feb-2020
The analysis of a boy wearing his mother's clothes so daddy can notice him is an outdated portrayal that's been reestablished for its perseverance. I don't care what anyone wears as long as we all understand why. 16-Feb-2020
"If you want us to remember your specifications, lay it on the mic." 15-Feb-2020