I was a zombie for two years. 15-May-2022

Anti-depressants aren't supposed to make people happier, they are prescribed to stop mental assholes from hurting you. 23-Apr-2022

In my last marriage, I was forbidden from talking in accents because it was disrespectful to the people he was fucking. What? 19-Apr-2022

Peter Parker is being raised gay by biological daddy, Peacemaker. He catches daddy fucking Bizarro Superboy one day. Woke Spider-Man never shot a straight web again and the world never got saved. 11-Apr-2022

No cousins! They'll fuck them too. 11-Apr-2022

The idea of boning her son makes him want to splash his babies inside her and make her a queen. 10-Apr-2022

I was food shopping today in the pasta aisle when a super white boy and his lizard approached me. He mimed to me, so his girlfriend would later fuck him, how he was going to Will Smith the shit out of me. Yeah, try it bitch! I'm Tyler Perry big now and my white mother is on speed dial! 10-Apr-2022

If god wanted us to see the extra layer of dirt advertisement keeps warning us about, he would have given us X-ray vision. If it looks and smells clean, it's clean. Enough! 08-Apr-2022

I know what caused the Asian/Blackx war and I will try to explain it.

Asians implanted themselves in our neighborhood to make money, serve us great food, peddle cheap gold and presents, at great prices. They came in peace.

The community welcomed them and respected how they adapted to ethnic food cravings and made them part of their menu. It made outdoor dining a family experience and gift shopping, cheap.

Blackx were impressed by the food and adored the jewelry but were insulted by their ignorance in blackx ghetto slang. "They got the order wrong because they couldn't understand us?" "We couldn't understand them!" "Laquisha has a Q in it. Are they mocking us? I'm going to beat their ass!"

Mispronunciations are a crime in the blackx community. Jealousy and great hair enrages them to kill anything that moves like a mouse esp. if they are walking behind them. "Gentle people are mice." Why you following me?" "You keep busting up my store."

Bad orders accelerated. An argument with an asian person was considered a "blackx" thing but getting an order wrong was a "hungry angry thing." We became infected by the tribal leaders. "Fight back when they get your order wrong. If they don't know English why do they keep picking up the phone? To fuck with us? This is my third time asking them to get my order right before I go kick some ass."

They didn't understand us and we didn't understand them.

Everyone became vindictive. Orders kept rolling in. Blackx were the most demanding. Asians retaliated. Roaches were added to orders the restaurants deemed annoying. Blackx leaders beat and raped them.

Blackx tore their stores up and violated the humility of a foreign group for not understanding the word "suck." "Suck my dick, get my name and rib order right and I might not violate your store."

No fucking Wuhan. 15-Feb-2022

500 years later. Unbelievable. That's exactly what ends up happenening. 14-Jan-2022

Secret code. Wink, wink. 02-Apr-2022

Hiya was beaten from my vocabulary. (It's white slang.) 02-Apr-2022

Daniel Radcliffe got bored of hearing opinions about the slap because it held no LGBTQ hate historical significance. Dude, I will never say slap again if you all stop spanking "Harry Potter's" ass for a fucking paycheck. Taking my Nazi gayby to all Harry Potter films is the worst movie experience of my life. He loved it because a Nazi wrote it. 01-Apr-2022

When you're cute nobody believes you're nuts until you're old! 12-Mar-2022