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Sometimes it feels like forever, waiting for him to pee. He says it's very intense. 25-Nov-2024
It especially sucks on romantic date nights. If he pees at the restaurant he can't cum for hours. 25-Nov-2024
My husband is so premature that he cums when he pees. 21-Nov-2024
The confusing part was that I just saw my dad that Sunday. 24-Nov-2024
Some time after, she demanded that I tell certain people my father's name was Wilfredo, slang for Welfare. I didn't understand it but I did it... and they laughed and laughed. 24-Nov-2024
As a child I asked my mother why women have babies if all they do, is complain. I think Pazuzu answered this one. It said that the reason women love having children is because they want others to suffer like they did and who better? I wasn't aware Welfare was that cruel. 23-Nov-2024
Yay, we get to kill our ancestors! 21-Nov-2024
As soon as we settle on universal soil is when the first alien will be born. 16-Sep-2024
Humans have not realized that universal travel will create the aliens that the present can't explain. 16-Sep-2024
The reason that aliens don't show up is because we haven't invented them yet. 16-Sep-2024
Maybe if we all shut up, we'll hear the answers. 21-Nov-2024
Someone asked me to describe my mother in one word and I couldn't think of anything feasible to say. The word I would have said was "flabbergasting!" 21-Nov-2024
At their wits end is the moment they realize that as a parent, they are going to have to incorporate those awful tactics the parents used on them. (That's when you truly become your parents.) 18-Nov-2024
We can't beat a stereotype if that group of people keep doing the same thing. 16-Nov-2024
A stereotype is useful when navigating a people we are not familiar with. Whether to do good or be cautious, it helps. 16-Nov-2024
I quit twitching when I tried it once again and it didn't work. I twitched that her chalk would fail but she kept writing and gave us extra homework. 12-Nov-2024
When I was in grade school I learned how to twitch my nose like Samantha Stephens. I kept practicing until I got it right. My mother and sister's opinion were the same. WTF????!!!! The next best thing to perfecting it was putting it to practice. I decided I would twitch the homeroom teacher's brooch off her sweater and it worked! She kind of looked at me as she was picking it up and I sorta turned my head. 12-Nov-2024
28. 11-Nov-2024
I've slept with more than a thousand people. How old am I? 10-Nov-2024
The Fast Food Fried Chicken Anthony Bourdain Thought Was Finger-Licking Good
Reparations! For every Taco Bell there needs to be a Popeye's Chicken around the corner. I've suffered enough. 22-Jun-2021
My mother doesn't cut the balls off a man, she puts a spell on his dick that makes him suffer for the rest of his life. Slashing tires are a different thing entirely. Women need extra air to suppress their anger. Occasionally, she'll bring a tire home as a souvenir. 24-Oct-2024
A salad should consist of elements that were missing during the day. 24-Sep-2024
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Melissa Blair, 38, provided her teenaged victims with gifts — including vape pens — in exchange for sexual favors.
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Teacher, 36, fed junior high school students cupcakes laced with husband's SPERM
Teacher arrested for allegedly molesting 7 students
'Teacher of the Year' facing new charges
Filmed her dog performing ‘a sex act on her
Female Senator 'used male chief of staff as her SEX SLAVE'
More than 20 sexual predators are jailed after eight young girls were raped
Alert issued to ALL UK children over online 'sextortion epidemic'
‘It can happen to any child’
Teacher sentenced to over 10 years in prison for sexual misconduct with minor
Couple repeatedly trafficked daughter to elderly man for $20
Prolific Songwriter For Beyoncé, Accused of Rape, Sex Trafficking
Kanye West sued for harassment by ex-assistant
Adult film star Austin Wolf arrested
German woman given harsher sentence than convicted rapist
How are we supposed to cry rape if we can't even say it. 27-Apr-2024
OMG! I figured it out. 23-Jun-2024
The celebration grew. The only store that my aunts, uncles and family friends encountered were liquor stores. I don't remember presents. Some acknowledged me and others scratched me off. I don't remember cutting a cake or it being served. No other children were invited as to not upset the Corleones. Our cousins weren't as obediently trained as my sister and I. My sister played with the M3gan knockoff all night. Hurting me. Even though sister allowed me to play with the doll, I wasn't happy. I noticed the doll was expensive because it was heavy. She was a cherub ballerina that twirled expansively. I hated her. The doll had to be laid down after each performance because she was always on point and tired. I didn't allow any of my GI Joes to fuck her. 22-Jun-2024
Their heads looked like snowballs with no necks. My father's boss and wife were visiting our dinky apartment and my mother was panicking. TG she was a compulsive cleaner. She thought sparkling cleanliness was as good as being rich. I didn't understand their visit because it was my birthday. Why did Pazuzu invite these mysterious white people to celebrate my birthday? They were fluent in spanish and loved to drink. By the end of the party they looked like strawberry ices. The Corleone's had just vacationed in Europe and came bearing gifts. I had no idea how they could choose a gift for me without knowing me but I was ready to be polite. My sister's birthday was two weeks away. They gifted her a unique gift. A child sized ballerina that danced when you pressed her top. They apologized for not getting me a gift but they bought my sister's present a while back and hadn't run into any stores since. TG we never saw them again. Fucking Pazuzu, making them hate me before they met me. 21-Jun-2024
