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Chicago officials unveil plan for slowing robbery spree
Omaha police, federal agencies investigating brazen ATM attacks
Two teens the first to be charged under new 'post and boast' laws
Juveniles among suspects arrested for crime spree
Duo sought in string of at least 7 robberies
Police bust ‘very sophisticated ring of homebreakers' that targeted South Asians'
Sean Kingston arrested in California on fraud and theft
Johnny Wactor’s slaying during L.A. robbery sparks shock, anger, mourning
Nearly 3,000 Boxes Of Legos Seized
The only reason that theft is so popular is because Oprah made everybody greedy. 20-Apr-2024
'It's that your ideas are stupid'
Karma is getting so fucked up that even though you knew it was too much you did it anyway because you were so fucked up. Karma. Spending the rest of the night spraying digested food and shitting on your friends. 07-Feb-2022
Well, I wasn't going to learn how to read or write from gangsters. 16-May-2024
Having reading and writing skills allowed me to relax when I started kindergarten. I spent my extra time eating paste and drawing pictures that disturbed my teacher. I would proudly show her my work and she always said the same thing. The art was good but the atmosphere was depressing. Couldn't I add a sun somewhere? I added the sun once and it looked more depressed than the scary atmosphere. Adding a sun didn't add any to my personal life. The teacher wouldn't let it go and involved Pazuzu. She attended and I had to translate. I basically had to repeat an insult to myself in two languages. Mother made it worst. She didn't understand what I/teacher was saying. The teacher showed her my paintings and she didn't understand. She didn't see anything unusual. Then something dawned on her that changed her mind. My son is embarrassing me and everyone is looking at me like I'm Pazuzu. She didn't quite understand the conversation but she agreed with the adults to watch me closely and get me some help. I'm sure I got smacked a few times walking home. "...and don't ever bring me to these people again! They never invited her.
At home her mind raced between screams and, bingo... she figured out the conversation. There was something gay about that picture, I know it! And they know it! And I need to do something about it.
She labeled my art faggoty and never moved on. She would dump the pictures I dedicated to her from school and yelled that I would never make money off art. She had me fail art school by not providing me the tools to get assignments properly done. As adults Pazuzu thought it amusing to boast about my cousins' artistic achievements. They were different, though. One made signs and tombstones while the other wasted his art in jail. Manly stuff. She never mentioned our dilemma with art. It was Pazuzu popping out to stop me from dreaming. 15-May-2024
They were called novelas and they were available in every grocery store and pharmacy. They didn't cost much and the ladies felt they were keeping their favorite celebrities in their handbag. The stores also had drawn comic books, little books and Betty and Veronica. As not to look like an awful mother she would always ask me if there was anything to add and I always chose a comic book. Even though her hate for art was overwhelming she bought me the comic. They were only a few cent and it would keep me out of her hair. I eventually graduated to books and became fascinated with little books. They were palm sized books that didn't take up much space and were the original tales of famous folklore. The Little Mermaid's original story was heartbreaking and befit. Pinocchio origins were even scarier. I felt I was reliving my predator experiences all over again. Everyone wanted to fuck the puppet. I'm not sure about Moby Dick but I learned a lot about bears. When I unpacked my first comic book it was an orgasm of brain activity. My aunt had already taught me how to read english and spanish, I just needed to practice it, memorize words and their meaning. Mother acquiesced more than I thought because she would junk them if they felt untouched. Fuck collecting classics and making money afterwards for this child. Dude, before this I was reading the cereal box. Swanson's frozen meals had a pop-up story to tell and I devoured it. 14-May-2024
Our mothers had the equivalent, which was a comic book based on their favorite soaps with real pictures instead of drawings to make it look grown-up. 14-May-2024
Comics! 09-May-2024
But, there is hope... 09-May-2024
They can take their children to the library but they won't. There is nothing for a mother to do at the library. They can't even pick up a man there. Most of them are squeaky and the others are dusty, none can pay the rent, fix things or fuck. 08-May-2024
Single non-working mothers don't have the space or the money to buy their children books. Besides, they collect dust and they're not reading to babies! Who has the time? 08-May-2024
CC is the worst. I spend all my time correcting them and half the time abandoning them because I'm misspelling now, too. Am I here to "rate" them or rape them? 07-May-2024
Thanks to elite comic book shaming, americans can't spell. 07-May-2024
Audience Reactions to The Exorcist:
"It's been reported that once inside the theater, a number of moviegoers vomited at the very graphic goings-on on the screen. Others fainted, or left the theater, nauseous and trembling, before the film was half over. Several people had heart attacks, a guard told me. Sep 26, 2023
‘She got on my nerves’
‘Alpha parent’ says she killed 5-year-old boy because he brought snacks into bed
Discover the Perfect Anti-Mother's Day Gift
15-year-old girl arraigned in deadly Queens stabbing that left 17-year-old dead
When my mother found out that people were heart attacking, vomiting and dying at screenings of The Exorcist, in the 70's, she rushed me an invitation, especially after family members warned her I was too young. She was hoping some of that bad karma would befall me. She thought it was hilarious. She didn't understand a word of it (she doesn't speak english) but she's been acting like Pazuzu ever since. 07-Apr-2024
All we can do is copy it. 26-Apr-2024
The greatest art is behind us. 25-Apr-2024
Is there any way that we can fight for our rights without taking someone's else's? 12-Apr-2024
The only reason I thought I had a good mother was because she kept telling me so. In actuality, I've never met one. 02-Apr-2024
Sailor kills wife with hammer
He leaped naked to his death after bludgeoning his 'adoring' mom with a lamp
Wife shoots husband at luxury DC hotel,
Husband 'fatally stabs his wife 20 TIMES
Deaths of mom and child raise questions over why ex was released
Man allegedly Facetimed the murder of his daughter
2 York County girls killed by their father
The sooner women recognize that a toxic man is the same as a man, the sooner we can get on with it. 23-Jul-2022
How can you be yourself if you have to change what nature made you? 23-Feb-2023
Angry Dad: you are not breaking my daughter.
10 Inch Boyfriend: sir, guys with small dicks are bad too, they become violent because they can't be us. Again, no disrespect, sir but you know she's not a virgin anymore, right?
Angry Dad: why you...
Daughter: stop it, dad! I haven't been fresh in over five years. 05-Feb-2023
The only way to ensure that your teenage daughters/boys stay fresh is to have someone measure the dicks of every boy they bring home. It doesn't need to be perverted. I'm sure we can safely create a gadget we can point at a kid's crotch and it gives you a reading. 8 inches soft and 10 hard. 03-Feb-2023
Ex-Gay Man Faces Charges for Sharing His Testimony
Society did not put man in charge. The creator did. 20-Dec-2022
New children's book warns families against critical race theory
Critical Race Theory is turning parents into unlikely activists
DeSantis bans African American studies class from Florida high schools
CHILD: mom, what is CRT?
MOTHER: an analyzation of how white Americans kicked every culture's ass throughout history.
CHILD: like the Avengers.
MOTHER: not quite. More like Thanos. 13-Nov-2021
6-year-old has tantrums only around his grandparents
My Grandfather Does Things
Boy thwarts woman trying to lure him away
My Toddler's Taken A Serious Dislike To One Of Our Relatives
Family Member Threatened After Daughter Chose Not To Hug Him
Alison Arngrim’s Brother Gave a Sickening Response
17-year-old scolded for crying over transgender woman’s penis
The reporter with the curtains is yelling "bullshit!" (SHE DID NOT MAKE HIS ICE CREAM MELT!) 10-Nov-2022
When a child panics, screams, and cries every time that adult keeps dropping by its because that person has been untowards to them or they remind them of someone who is, was or will be and or is seeking your attention. The attention they are seeking is to have parents investigate #1 and #2 so they can feel that it's getting the most safest care. Aren't the little miracles smart? 30-Aug-2022
If you can't create art due to limitations, you are not an artist. You're a worker. 04-Jan-2023
Am I the only gay man who doesn’t sleep around?
No cousins! They'll fuck them too. 11-Apr-2022
The only friends your boyfriend needs is his mother, grandmother, sister and aunt. 11-Apr-2022
