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The confusing part was that I just saw my dad that Sunday. 24-Nov-2024
Some time after, she demanded that I tell certain people my father's name was Wilfredo, slang for Welfare. I didn't understand it but I did it... and they laughed and laughed. 24-Nov-2024
As a child I asked my mother why women have babies if all they do, is complain. I think Pazuzu answered this one. It said that the reason women love having children is because they want others to suffer like they did and who better? I wasn't aware Welfare was that cruel. 23-Nov-2024
Yay, we get to kill our ancestors! 21-Nov-2024
As soon as we settle on universal soil is when the first alien will be born. 16-Sep-2024
Humans have not realized that universal travel will create the aliens that the present can't explain. 16-Sep-2024
The reason that aliens don't show up is because we haven't invented them yet. 16-Sep-2024
Maybe if we all shut up, we'll hear the answers. 21-Nov-2024
Someone asked me to describe my mother in one word and I couldn't think of anything feasible to say. The word I would have said was "flabbergasting!" 21-Nov-2024
At their wits end is the moment they realize that as a parent, they are going to have to incorporate those awful tactics the parents used on them. (That's when you truly become your parents.) 18-Nov-2024
We can't beat a stereotype if that group of people keep doing the same thing. 16-Nov-2024
A stereotype is useful when navigating a people we are not familiar with. Whether to do good or be cautious, it helps. 16-Nov-2024
28. 11-Nov-2024
I've slept with more than a thousand people. How old am I? 10-Nov-2024
My mother doesn't cut the balls off a man, she puts a spell on his dick that makes him suffer for the rest of his life. Slashing tires are a different thing entirely. Women need extra air to suppress their anger. Occasionally, she'll bring a tire home as a souvenir. 24-Oct-2024
A salad should consist of elements that were missing during the day. 24-Sep-2024
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Melissa Blair, 38, provided her teenaged victims with gifts — including vape pens — in exchange for sexual favors.
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Teacher, 36, fed junior high school students cupcakes laced with husband's SPERM
Teacher arrested for allegedly molesting 7 students
'Teacher of the Year' facing new charges
Filmed her dog performing ‘a sex act on her
Female Senator 'used male chief of staff as her SEX SLAVE'
OMG! I figured it out. 23-Jun-2024
The celebration grew. The only store that my aunts, uncles and family friends encountered were liquor stores. I don't remember presents. Some acknowledged me and others scratched me off. I don't remember cutting a cake or it being served. No other children were invited as to not upset the Corleones. Our cousins weren't as obediently trained as my sister and I. My sister played with the M3gan knockoff all night. Hurting me. Even though sister allowed me to play with the doll, I wasn't happy. I noticed the doll was expensive because it was heavy. She was a cherub ballerina that twirled expansively. I hated her. The doll had to be laid down after each performance because she was always on point and tired. I didn't allow any of my GI Joes to fuck her. 22-Jun-2024
Their heads looked like snowballs with no necks. My father's boss and wife were visiting our dinky apartment and my mother was panicking. TG she was a compulsive cleaner. She thought sparkling cleanliness was as good as being rich. I didn't understand their visit because it was my birthday. Why did Pazuzu invite these mysterious white people to celebrate my birthday? They were fluent in spanish and loved to drink. By the end of the party they looked like strawberry ices. The Corleone's had just vacationed in Europe and came bearing gifts. I had no idea how they could choose a gift for me without knowing me but I was ready to be polite. My sister's birthday was two weeks away. They gifted her a unique gift. A child sized ballerina that danced when you pressed her top. They apologized for not getting me a gift but they bought my sister's present a while back and hadn't run into any stores since. TG we never saw them again. Fucking Pazuzu, making them hate me before they met me. 21-Jun-2024
Chicago officials unveil plan for slowing robbery spree
Omaha police, federal agencies investigating brazen ATM attacks
Two teens the first to be charged under new 'post and boast' laws
Juveniles among suspects arrested for crime spree
Duo sought in string of at least 7 robberies
Police bust ‘very sophisticated ring of homebreakers' that targeted South Asians'
Sean Kingston arrested in California on fraud and theft
Johnny Wactor’s slaying during L.A. robbery sparks shock, anger, mourning
Nearly 3,000 Boxes Of Legos Seized
The only reason that theft is so popular is because Oprah made everybody greedy. 20-Apr-2024
'It's that your ideas are stupid'
Karma is getting so fucked up that even though you knew it was too much you did it anyway because you were so fucked up. Karma. Spending the rest of the night spraying digested food and shitting on your friends. 07-Feb-2022
Well, I wasn't going to learn how to read or write from gangsters. 16-May-2024
Having reading and writing skills allowed me to relax when I started kindergarten. I spent my extra time eating paste and drawing pictures that disturbed my teacher. I would proudly show her my work and she always said the same thing. The art was good but the atmosphere was depressing. Couldn't I add a sun somewhere? I added the sun once and it looked more depressed than the scary atmosphere. Adding a sun didn't add any to my personal life. The teacher wouldn't let it go and involved Pazuzu. She attended and I had to translate. I basically had to repeat an insult to myself in two languages. Mother made it worst. She didn't understand what I/teacher was saying. The teacher showed her my paintings and she didn't understand. She didn't see anything unusual. Then something dawned on her that changed her mind. My son is embarrassing me and everyone is looking at me like I'm Pazuzu. She didn't quite understand the conversation but she agreed with the adults to watch me closely and get me some help. I'm sure I got smacked a few times walking home. "...and don't ever bring me to these people again! They never invited her.
At home her mind raced between screams and, bingo... she figured out the conversation. There was something gay about that picture, I know it! And they know it! And I need to do something about it.
She labeled my art faggoty and never moved on. She would dump the pictures I dedicated to her from school and yelled that I would never make money off art. She had me fail art school by not providing me the tools to get assignments properly done. As adults Pazuzu thought it amusing to boast about my cousins' artistic achievements. They were different, though. One made signs and tombstones while the other wasted his art in jail. Manly stuff. She never mentioned our dilemma with art. It was Pazuzu popping out to stop me from dreaming. 15-May-2024
They were called novelas and they were available in every grocery store and pharmacy. They didn't cost much and the ladies felt they were keeping their favorite celebrities in their handbag. The stores also had drawn comic books, little books and Betty and Veronica. As not to look like an awful mother she would always ask me if there was anything to add and I always chose a comic book. Even though her hate for art was overwhelming she bought me the comic. They were only a few cent and it would keep me out of her hair. I eventually graduated to books and became fascinated with little books. They were palm sized books that didn't take up much space and were the original tales of famous folklore. The Little Mermaid's original story was heartbreaking and befit. Pinocchio origins were even scarier. I felt I was reliving my predator experiences all over again. Everyone wanted to fuck the puppet. I'm not sure about Moby Dick but I learned a lot about bears. When I unpacked my first comic book it was an orgasm of brain activity. My aunt had already taught me how to read english and spanish, I just needed to practice it, memorize words and their meaning. Mother acquiesced more than I thought because she would junk them if they felt untouched. Fuck collecting classics and making money afterwards for this child. Dude, before this I was reading the cereal box. Swanson's frozen meals had a pop-up story to tell and I devoured it. 14-May-2024
Our mothers had the equivalent, which was a comic book based on their favorite soaps with real pictures instead of drawings to make it look grown-up. 14-May-2024
Comics! 09-May-2024
But, there is hope... 09-May-2024
They can take their children to the library but they won't. There is nothing for a mother to do at the library. They can't even pick up a man there. Most of them are squeaky and the others are dusty, none can pay the rent, fix things or fuck. 08-May-2024
Single non-working mothers don't have the space or the money to buy their children books. Besides, they collect dust and they're not reading to babies! Who has the time? 08-May-2024
CC is the worst. I spend all my time correcting them and half the time abandoning them because I'm misspelling now, too. Am I here to "rate" them or rape them? 07-May-2024
Thanks to elite comic book shaming, americans can't spell. 07-May-2024
All we can do is copy it. 26-Apr-2024
The greatest art is behind us. 25-Apr-2024