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Rampage (2018) Arf

The boily stuff comes close to dampening it but the monster mash and George rescue it. 16-Sep-2018

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Corn, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Macho Posing, Predictable, Preposterous, Pretty, SciFi, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet

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16-Sep-2018


Call Me By Your Name (2017) Bites

Its insulting in its timing and the delusion that a teenager's "me too" is a right of passage. The disparity in size (Hammer's giant) and childlike looks (Timothee Chalamet) adds unseemliness to its presentation. Hammer distributes much awkwardness and little desire, maybe because he realized the discomfort of its subject.

Man/boy love is tricky if you don't account for its repercussions. It doesn't represent the gay community but it indicates that straits will stick it to anything and that uniting in sex will not absolve our confusion.

I'll call you what my first lover/daddy/asshole called himself..."bugarron." 07-Aug-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Disappointment, Drama, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Oncer, Preposterous, Tacky, Tedium, Tough, Weird

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07-Aug-2018


Singularity (2017) Whimper

It hangs by a good thought that the planet could be saved if we eliminate mankind but the presentation lacks. 28-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Oncer, Open Ending, Political Satire, Preposterous, Silly, Twinkie

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28-Jun-2018


Black Panther (2018) Whimper

Gods and goddesses blessed with magical resources and riches hide under a celestial bubble fighting for their survival but sharing very little of it with the world and the neighbors they seem to emulate.

The accents waver, the muscle is weak and the girls fare better but not by much. The beauty of color keeps it alive but the 70's mod and religious adherence bring it outmoded corniness.

I celebrate its political success as I await to see an ethnic hero that embodies the film world with the same grace as its counter does. We have to start somewhere. 24-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Macho Posing, Oncer, Political Satire, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sap, Silly, Star Watt, Tedium, Timid Effects

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24-Jun-2018


Eden (2014) Bites

It's an inclusive jock party whose words and direction give no clue as to why they should flex a muscle. 01-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium

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01-Jun-2018


Justice League (2017) Bites

It will continue to embarrass for as long as production is allowed to churn arid cornpop. They can't orchestrate a thrilling action sequence, the costumes don't befit a hero and it certainly doesn't flatter the artists (everyone clunks around) and the villain seems extracted from an outdated RPG. Cavill wakes up to serve us what's left of the Superman character and Amy Adams and Diane Lane are the only Amazons. Most of the artists left their joy elsewhere.

It needs to look at its animation for inspiration. 14-May-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Corn, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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14-May-2018


Blade Runner 2049 (2017) WhimperEarly Exit

Beauteous in razzle dazzle, confusing and idle in action. Three hours is a lot to bear and all me and my lover wanted to do was feed Ryan Gosling cereal so he could crack up. 12-Apr-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, Beautiful, Brutal, Comic Book, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Kool Effects, Oncer, SciFi, Tedium, Weird

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12-Apr-2018


Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2017) Whimper

Color is put to good use and some comic book splendor is evident but Chris Pratt has the sads and the assisting players can't make up for it. Baby Groot's intro emitted the only sense of joy. 11-Feb-2018

Tags: 2010s, Action, Animate, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Comedy, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Predictable, Shrill Act, Star Watt, Weird

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11-Feb-2018


Atomic Blonde (2017) Bites

She's blonde. 02-Feb-2018

Tags: Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Slice, Disappointment, False Action, Fatigue, Indecipherable, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Weird

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02-Feb-2018


Office Christmas Party (2016) Whimper

There are moments where saccharin and fraternity are cast aside to serve impish amusement, like Aniston snapping to a bratter to go fuck herself, but it's mostly underwritten sitcom blather incapable of boosting their TV Q. 23-Dec-2017

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Holiday, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Sap, Sequel, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, TV-like

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23-Dec-2017


Battlefield Earth (2000) BitesEarly Exit

As soon as Travolta opens his mouth to spit fey Shakespearean New York, the attention-span for the story disappears. While you wait for Travolta to stop putting us on you start noticing that the character's rubber hands bend and lay inappropriately, the Eiffel Tower boots adds clunk and slump to their walk and that their pouches swell at attention. I left before any of it made it to my bloodstream. 21-Dec-2017

Tags: 2000s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Over the Top, Preposterous, SciFi, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Weird

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21-Dec-2017


Magnificent Seven, The (2016) Whimper

There is no magnificence.

The actors playact while embodying minute swagger.

The writers fudge a story whose heft relied on outlaws braving to protect a Mexican village that couldn't help themselves from marauders. The victims are mostly white christians which wafts of self-service. Though the cast is inclusive we are not privy to anything more from them than a diversity stamp.

The director lends no distinction or heroism to the action, has no sense of panoramic beauty and no credibility in the western genre. If you let the music tell half the story, your task remains incomplete. 20-Dec-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, False Action, Fatigue, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Music Murders, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art, Western

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20-Dec-2017


Prom Night (1980) Bites

With lack of creative direction, the grade dips whenever Jamie Lee is off-camera. 12-Dec-2017

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Corn, Dance, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Weird

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12-Dec-2017


Colossal (2016) Whimper

We've bullied and judged Anne Hathaway so harshly that she is no longer capable of supplying a character with natural ticks. Even when her character begs to be petulant, her need to be liked overwhelms. The only way she can surprise us is by inhabiting the soul "the haters" hashtagged her with and let it all go. The support also reciprocates badly.

This soup is a melange of original ideas executed by a crew that didn't understand them and a writer who sabotaged it.

This is a movie for a future audience to find. 03-Dec-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sad Effects, SciFi, Tacky, Twisty, Weird

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03-Dec-2017


Passengers (2016) Arf

Handsome production whose recounting depended on star magnetism to lift it.

Exhaustion might make Pratt squishier but it deters him from mixing the right cocktail that would allow him chemistry with Lawrence. Lawrence fares better but the box she's given to act in isolates her. It's a study of "something else" in the actors' minds that the audience shouldn't be privy to. 29-Nov-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Decent FX, Director's Slice, Drama, Hot Swatch, Predictable, Romance, SciFi, Sentimental, Suspense, Weird

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29-Nov-2017




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