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Disenchanted (2022) Arf

The most enchanting thing about both films is Amy. When her magic is at full tilt, production continues her flow. Dempsey was saddled with a silly storyline and a "send him away" type direction. Women and men no longer want to fight together. It's women's turn to die for what they believe in. Marsden is a pro at acting douchy but cute. Gabriella was just right. Maya stopped fussing and was funny again. The music was almost but it felt like there was an intruder interrupting the grandeur. Some of the songs are juvenile. Idina Menzel wrecking her throat's gift on shitty songs is a never. They made her sing "Let It Glow," again and again. Her magnificent voice gets a full moon. Amy's everything makes you hungry for more. Suburbia works as a stand-in for a magical life but once true magic coaxes itself into reality the ink starts to dry. They gave no magic equations or rules of limitations that we could realistically follow. What kind of magic is in Andalucia? Why did the queen gain power? Is Andalucia in Wakanda? None of the above. They gave no rules because they didn't want to have to follow them. Dude, that's when the best art is created! Full moon to the production in front and back and a boo hoo to the writers for not coming up with something more substantial to say. 18-Nov-2022

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Magnetism, Musical, Silly, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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18-Nov-2022


West Side Story (2021) Arf

The conception in Spielberg's imagination is fully realized when it opens. As soon as other elements take control the vision becomes duller. Ariana DeBose would have reached untouchable had she toned it. She was an anxious cheerleader. The musical score needed a lot more oomph. The original soundtrack had the voices echoing in the streets because they were the only voices in the street. The music has been prettified and unchallenged. Ansel Elgort is miscast as "anyone" because he doesn't look like he feels anything. I love Rita and she deserves to be in it. As soon as Spielberg settles into magic a bad accent with no hunger ruins it. The gymnasium edit had me taking deep breadths of joy but somebody decided to cut offline which killed the rhythm and choked the climax. Spielberg is a phenomenon whose films do best when everyone can realize his vision. Very few on this film could. 02-Mar-2022

Tags: 2020s, Director's Touch, Drama, Heart Writ, Musical, Prequel, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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02-Mar-2022


Cinderella (2021) ArfUpgrade

A talented cast is assembled to remake a classic remade too many times with bigger bluster. A downfall of blockbusters but not of little films. They can sneak in some truth without being punished. It's a parody that attempts to bring circumstances, thoughts and decisions to the shenanigans. Idina has grade A moments in song and in soul sharing. Billy brought his showmanship. The prince passed the "inferno" test with a flip and a voice. We waited for Minnie Driver to awake and when it happens, it is fitting. 007 hits his marks like a gunslinger. Cabello looks like a waitress from different eras in all of her guises but she can sing, act, charm and have fun. I had fun. It belongs to a future cult. 13-Feb-2022

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultish, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hoofer's Delight, Music Swings, Musical, Political Satire, Pretty, Remake, Romance, Silly, Star Watt, TV-like, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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13-Feb-2022


tick, tick...BOOM! (2001) Whimper

Spider-man split open his asshole and we tasted it. The flavors were acidic and international. Like a caesar salad. Miranda covers an artist that succeeded without musicality because he's an artist that also succeeds without it. When did Spider-Man become Doc from "Back To The Future?" Andrew is its good thing, Robin de Jesus is a missed opportunity and Judith Light was too jewish. Vanessa Hudgens was the only artist that understood the piece of crap she was in and relaxed to our enjoyment. Bad music and immature storytelling equal forgotten art. 24-Dec-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Bio, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Dialogue Lament, Disappointment, Drama, Gay Swatch, Music Murders, Musical, Over the Top, Preposterous, Relationships, Silly, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Ugly Art, Weird

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24-Dec-2021


Untamed Youth (1957) Woof

Two pretty young things are arrested for vagrancy and swimming naked on a journey to Hollywood. Judge Judy gives them a choice, work on an agricultural farm or go to prison. Bubbleheads decide to pick cotton. Cotton pickers are rare and farmers are using the prisoners to make a profit. The farm is run by a Red Superman that enforces more than he preaches. He unleashes killer dogs on pregnant teens, serves them dog food, dehydrates them, kills, terminates, rapes, blackmails and threatens. Yet, every night, after picking cotton all day and eating dog food, the all gender prisoners find a way to perform a rock n' roll number. Red Superman is secretly married to Judge Judy. Judge Judy's gorgeous son starts working on the farm and catches the eye of the younger sister. Gorgeous son becomes weary of commandment and investigates. Judge Judy is plastered with red dick. She knows nothing. The musical numbers scream immediate cancellation but the performers look so good pushing it. Mamie Van Doren was a sex gift that calypsoed. She worked her butt off entertaining the boys. Is it historically credible that only white people, hispanics and lesbians committed all of America's crimes? The lesbian was a pisser. Puff prison pulp fun. 20-Jun-2021

Tags: 1950s, Accidental Watch, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Crapfun, Cultish, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Musical, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Crack, Words Spoke

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20-Jun-2021


Pete's Dragon (1977) Woof

As a child I was terrified that the corniness of the film would kill me so I never bothered to watch it. It's corny with dragon balls. Green dragon appears to a runaway slave in need of help. The mythology of why the dragon appears or who sent him is slight. The boy's buyers are backwoods insane with a penchant for punishing children with violence and physical labor. Little boy slave flees with his dragon to Karentown where he meets the liberated mom of his magical dreams in a town not easily convinced by his dirty face. Elliot the dragon is not as big as you'd expect, probably because a kid imagined him, he's green with fairy wings and a mohawk. I thought he was going to talk. He does not talk. He murmurs? He also acts like a bumbling dog and can become invisible. You can feel the smallness of the town and the film. It's quaint with great aspirations. 16-Feb-2021

Tags: 1970s, Action Fun, Camp, Comedy, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Music Swings, Musical, Sweet, Tough, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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16-Feb-2021


Prom,The (2020) Whimper

When I was in high school I thought white people made up the idea of proms for the purpose of Hollywood entertainment. It wasn't until my 4th year that I noticed a prom announcement on the school bulletin board. Holy crap! Those stupid dances are real. It wasn't part of my culture and no one in my family ever met anyone who went to one. I can't celebrate the idea of adults hijacking a prom to allow a same sex couple to participate. The musical is a whirlwind of gay propoganda. I'm tired of watching gay films that suppress us into political statements. LGBTQ teens are committing suicide at hostile rates because we refuse to acknowledge that our lives suck which means they don't get any answers. Unless we start supplying our babies with ways to cope with their lives there is no celebration. 13-Dec-2020

Tags: 2020s, Art Devoid, Comedy, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fatigue, Manipulation, Musical, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Political, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Silly

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13-Dec-2020


Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (2020) Arf

The choreography was a bit frenzied and tough for such a whimsical tale. The contraptions didn't work without magic so is the protagonist an inventor, a wizard or both? The music didn't hold or break. The cast was enthusiastic and multi-talented. The costumes, the sets, the effects and the hairstyles clinched it and brought much of it to life. The tale would sometimes play it by ear and veer off but the enchantment persisted. 16-Nov-2020

Tags: 2020s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Heart Writ, Musical, Pretty, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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16-Nov-2020


Flower Drum Song (1961) Woof

Married At First Sight/90 Day Fiancee. Chinese immigrants curtail their visa wait by UPSing themselves to San Francisco. A father and his well-bred daughter search San Francisco for the man whose family promised his family betrothal to his daughter. Prospect is a bad boy gangster, with gambling addictions, alcohol overconsumption and love for loose women. Picture bride's contract is traded like a football to the father of a son whose fucking Prospect's side piece. A third woman is gunning for the bachelor of Chinatown but she is easily discarded. The lyrics refuse to gell. There are no rhythms or rhymes to make us remember them. The dance sequences fare better except that the bungle edits rendered the hard work flawed. San Francisco is a colored gingerbread house. The traditions are a bit sticky but it's a pleasant world to live in. 11-Nov-2020

Tags: Cultural, Daddy Squish, Dance, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Musical, Pretty, Relationships, Star Watt, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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11-Nov-2020


Lion King, The (2019) Arf

Its paced like a cartoon which kills the organic emotional impact. It seems rushed.

The score swelled and stomped on all the sentiments the story was setting. It's hard to feel something when it's already been decided for you.

The baby voices were stronger than their mature counterparts.

The soundtrack sparkled with new modulations.

It's a retread with no originality injected... wrapped in a gorgeous package. 29-Feb-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, By the Numbers, Cold, Comedy, Director's Touch, Drama, Fatigue, Musical, Musical Bombast, Repetitive, Sap, Star Watt

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29-Feb-2020


Mary Poppins Returns (2018) WhimperEarly Exit

I had to quit. Just when I was getting accustomed to the hyper tension, they sang. 25-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Director Slouch, Ear Prick, Early Exit, False Action, Fantasy, Loud, Music Murders, Musical, Over the Top, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Silly, Tedium, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic, Weird

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25-Sep-2019


Rocketman (2019) Woof

There are tidbits I didn't know. Child genius, warped sensibilities and family hypocrisy. The catalog is immense as is the concept of each song. Many odes to so many things only we can remember. The razzle dazzle is there, the actor siphons the legend's anger and the music remains inspired. A life worth celebrating. 05-Jul-2019

Tags: Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Dance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Life, Music Swings, Musical, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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05-Jul-2019


What's Love Got To Do With It (1993) Howl

You can clip a bird's wings but it's still going to sing. Fishburne spars rhythmically while Bassett adds muscle to the act. Her lip sync is athletic. 19-Jun-2019

Tags: 1990s, Bio, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Good Acting, Music Swings, Musical, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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19-Jun-2019


Calamity Jane (1953) Whimper

The tunes are zippy, the production is cartoony and energized but the whole is detached from reality. It's overcompensating for a loss. 18-Jun-2019

Tags: 1950s, Action, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Musical, Over the Top, Silly, Star Watt, Weird, Western

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18-Jun-2019


Lilo & Stitch (2002) Woof

A little off-kilter, one of a kind and a charming diversion. 07-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Action, Animation, Comedy, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Voice Act, Musical, Pretty, SciFi, Sentimental, Suspense, Sweet, Writ Tight

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07-Jun-2019




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