Movies Posts Tagged as 'Twinkie'
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Don't Sleep (2017)
The irony of the title is that it took me 6 tries to complete because it kept knocking me out. There's pretty boy enthusiasm in front of the camera but behind, they couldn't scare a bird. 11-Dec-2018
Urban Legend (1998)
Some clever kills is what satiates the legend but the script has trouble lining up the backstories that go with them. 25-Sep-2018
Muscle Beach Party (1964)
Its progressive in its use of men as sexual/gay bait, our parents consumed much energy in their youth and Frankie and Annette defined teenage charisma. It's unfortunate the ending piles so much silliness to appease short attention spans (parents) but it zips. 07-Aug-2018
It hangs by a good thought that the planet could be saved if we eliminate mankind but the presentation lacks. 28-Jun-2018
Transfiguration, The (2017)
I have to commend Michael O'Shea for delving into "Let The Right One In" reality horror diversification. The act was solid but ghetto life contained greater scares than the monster mash. A vampiric mythology needed to be established for the fright part of the film to subsist beyond oddity. 17-Apr-2018
Good Neighbor, The (2016)
Scared sweet. 21-Dec-2017
Starter for 10 (2006)
Typical quirk and awkwardness abound in a comedy laced by affected humor. The actors, esp., James McAvoy, lift it from its abstraction. Future squishes, Cooper and Cumberbatch and The Cure on soundtrack, also ease. 08-Feb-2017
Wherein Barbra becomes a twink by the sheer might of her talent. Does ego deter a full transformation to boy? Yes, because Streisand expects her fans to want to see her through the garb and she is a fabulous persona. We will forgive the physical failing and enjoy some of the gifts dispensed. Amy Irving, Mandy Patinkin, the detail to her subject, the semblance and the music are things she secured correctly. She ingrained in her character, adorability, self-worth and girly man affectations to satisfy the gay, the lesbian, the drag, the curious and easily titillated. She provided funny, empowerment, a lesson and her beauty in song. She remained too devoted to the stylings of Wyler to set herself aside him but what she accomplished was solid. 13-Nov-2016
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
It only misses being a contender for best in horror because when the reveal arises everything organic that transpired begins to decompose. It is an incredible villain that deserves a tribute but whose presence suspends the fretful ride we were on because he flies us to a different realm. Justin Long gives the most because youth has gifted him with much and being likeable is necessary.
The director may borrow from the masters (esp. Spielberg) but the mapping and timing is all his. The ending haunts. So close. 26-Sep-2016
Children of the Corn (1984)
The moon is for Linda Hamilton and Peter Horton because he's some sort of daddy squish and she's fucking Sarah Connor. Linda's naturalness is a rich waste amidst nonsensical story, low cost production and unsightly children. 06-Sep-2016
The movie is a quilt of other better movies stitched together to try to make a comprehensive pattern. Flying may be magic but we need something more than that to believe. The friendship between Captain Hook and Peter is perturbing instead of sweet and makes no sense to the whole of the mythology. This tale has the blahs. 25-May-2016
They're not even trying. The clues are so upfront that the joy of finding Waldo is lost. He's the only one in the picture. The surprise will be how to stay 'til the silly end. 14-Apr-2016