Movies Posts Tagged as 'Early Exit'
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Cats (2019) 

Of course, I was going to hate it. Wrecked performances, grave CGI, clipped penises and roach choreography. I couldn't finish it. 09-May-2020
Christmas Survival (2018) 

I could only survive 15 minutes. 08-Dec-2019
8 1/2 (1963) 

To evoke such oddities, the landscape needs to be bathed in color. Splattering random thoughts willy nilly to fill it, feels like forgery. It slackened my brain to the point of sleep. I woke to a frenetic ending that confirmed my not wasting time with the middle. I didn't get it. 15-Nov-2019
Supergirl (1984) 

It thought Three Stooges hilarity could save it. Helen Slater, her costume and her hair legitimizes it and Bochner doesn't hurt but everything else is bargain basement. I quit it because I didn't feel like falling asleep for a third time. Nobody cared. 12-Oct-2019
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) 

I had to quit. Just when I was getting accustomed to the hyper tension, they sang. 25-Sep-2019
Suspiria (2018) 

Unbearable horror ick. 02-Sep-2019
Grinch, The (2018) 

The cuteness is impossible, the voices don't fit and I couldn't make it pass the first song. 07-Jun-2019
Dark Tower, The (2017) 

Harder to watch than it was to read. 12-Apr-2019
Fist Fight (2017) 

Instead of expounding on the challenges of education they blast the ridiculousness of adult immaturity. The overload of stereotypes swats the funny. 23-Nov-2018
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) 

Beauteous in razzle dazzle, confusing and idle in action. Three hours is a lot to bear and all me and my lover wanted to do was feed Ryan Gosling cereal so he could crack up. 12-Apr-2018
Buster's Mal Heart (2016) 

Even Rami Malek's spanish speaking hot swatch can't make this watchable. 06-Apr-2018
Battlefield Earth (2000) 

As soon as Travolta opens his mouth to spit fey Shakespearean New York, the attention-span for the story disappears. While you wait for Travolta to stop putting us on you start noticing that the character's rubber hands bend and lay inappropriately, the Eiffel Tower boots adds clunk and slump to their walk and that their pouches swell at attention. I left before any of it made it to my bloodstream. 21-Dec-2017
LaLa Land (2016) 

I was ready to be whisked to where magic lives, birds sing and where luscious landscapes enliven. The movie is excited to vent the notion but it doesn't estimate the arduous discipline it takes to make it art. From the expectation that these performers can coast, by doing so little but bring their star charm, the makers have concluded that we can withstand apprehensive dancing, direction and singing. This is not a musical but a high school drama audition. 23-Jul-2017
Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (2016) 
I can laugh at your ass clown from any past all you want but don't expect to get to this age doing as you've done and not be honest to what that lifestyle does. You don't need to preach but you can caution us a little. Maturity expects that from you. 12-May-2017
Mermaid, The (2016) 
The bizarre silliness that saturates the screen makes it intolerable to endure. 28-Nov-2016