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Blade Runner 2049 (2017) WhimperEarly Exit

Beauteous in razzle dazzle, confusing and idle in action. Three hours is a lot to bear and all me and my lover wanted to do was feed Ryan Gosling cereal so he could crack up. 12-Apr-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, Beautiful, Brutal, Comic Book, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Kool Effects, Oncer, SciFi, Tedium, Weird

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12-Apr-2018


Buster's Mal Heart (2016) BitesEarly Exit

Even Rami Malek's spanish speaking hot swatch can't make this watchable. 06-Apr-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Weird

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06-Apr-2018


Battlefield Earth (2000) BitesEarly Exit

As soon as Travolta opens his mouth to spit fey Shakespearean New York, the attention-span for the story disappears. While you wait for Travolta to stop putting us on you start noticing that the character's rubber hands bend and lay inappropriately, the Eiffel Tower boots adds clunk and slump to their walk and that their pouches swell at attention. I left before any of it made it to my bloodstream. 21-Dec-2017

Tags: 2000s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Over the Top, Preposterous, SciFi, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Weird

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21-Dec-2017


LaLa Land (2016) BitesEarly Exit

I was ready to be whisked to where magic lives, birds sing and where luscious landscapes enliven. The movie is excited to vent the notion but it doesn't estimate the arduous discipline it takes to make it art. From the expectation that these performers can coast, by doing so little but bring their star charm, the makers have concluded that we can withstand apprehensive dancing, direction and singing. This is not a musical but a high school drama audition. 23-Jul-2017

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Corn, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fantasy, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Music Murders, Musical, Over the Top, Romance, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Weird

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23-Jul-2017


Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (2016) WhimperEarly Exit

I can laugh at your ass clown from any past all you want but don't expect to get to this age doing as you've done and not be honest to what that lifestyle does. You don't need to preach but you can caution us a little. Maturity expects that from you. 12-May-2017

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Disappointment, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Foreign, Gay Swatch, Indecipherable, Over the Top, Repetitive, Sad, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Unfunny, Weird

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12-May-2017


Mermaid, The (2016) BitesEarly Exit

The bizarre silliness that saturates the screen makes it intolerable to endure. 28-Nov-2016

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Corn, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Foreign, Over the Top, Political Satire, Sad, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Unfunny, Weird

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28-Nov-2016


Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud (2007) No MoonsEarly Exit

If you can't improve on the cockeyed monster known as Pumpkinhead, why should I trust that their will be anything left of value. When your go to as an outline is The Hatfields and McCoys with a Romeo & Juliet romance, you better make it so bad that its good again. I don't think that's what happened here and since the makers of this franchise refuse to kill it, I did. 26-Oct-2016

Tags: 2000s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Horror, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Predictable, Repetitive, Revenge, Romance, Sequel, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art

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26-Oct-2016


S. Darko (2009) No MoonsEarly Exit

When you can't comprehend the original material its based on you shouldn't bother. No respect. 26-Oct-2016

Tags: 2000s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Corn, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Indecipherable, Oncer, Sequel, Silly, Tedium, Weird

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26-Oct-2016


Walter (2015) No MoonsEarly Exit

10 minutes was about all I could withstand of the whimsical artifice and weird as cute narrative. Contemplating Milo Ventimiglia to at least add smear only makes it more painful as he is reduced to rudimentary street coercer, gay panic and banality. 05-Oct-2016

Tags: Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Comedy, Corn, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art, Weird

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05-Oct-2016


Anarchy Parlor (2015) WhimperEarly Exit

Pretty young things get high, drugged, molested and ripped apart piece by piece. Robert LaSardo cuts a striking villain but this gore buffet has been served better before in a king-sized bed. 06-Jun-2016

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Director's Slice, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Revenge, Scary, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art, Weird

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06-Jun-2016


Sweeney Todd (2007) Early Exit

As much as I try I can't finish. Every time Depp opens his mouth to sing I get an epileptic fit a la Kramer (on Seinfeld) whenever he heard Mary Hart. Not all actors are made for singing no matter how great. Every showstopper is a downer. You might as well play a whoopee cushion effect throughout every song. I like Burton but nepotism killed it. 16-Oct-2015

Tags: 2000s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Horror, Musical, Over the Top, Suspense, Weird

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16-Oct-2015


Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) Early Exit

I watched about 10 mins. at 5 min. intervals. I wanted to make sure I was judging it in the right mood. I discontinued when I noticed how they diffused and scrubbed away everything that makes Jamie Dornan hot, and turned him into a rambunctious little boy. If this is what the desperates regard as sexy then I'd rather watch porn. I'll remember him from "The Fall." 03-Jan-2015

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Drama, Early Exit, Fantasy, Tedium

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03-Jan-2015