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Halloween (2007) Bites

Zombie keeps the film soiled as the mythology of Michael Meyers becomes discombobulated and exhausted. 12-Oct-2018

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Action, Brutal, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fatigue, Horror, Mean Spirited, Music Swings, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Silly, Tedium, Ugly Art, Weird

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12-Oct-2018


Confessions of a Pop Performer (1975) Whimper

It's a constant pile-up you can't stop watching. 25-Sep-2018

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Funny, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Music Murders, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Porn, Preposterous, Rapey, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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25-Sep-2018


Hardbodies 2 (1986) Bites

It forgets what a hardbody is and the penance for the exploitation of beauty is extreme nonsense. 11-May-2018

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Camp, Comedy, Disappointment, Gay Swatch, Loud, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Romance, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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14-May-2018


Justice League (2017) Bites

It will continue to embarrass for as long as production is allowed to churn arid cornpop. They can't orchestrate a thrilling action sequence, the costumes don't befit a hero and it certainly doesn't flatter the artists (everyone clunks around) and the villain seems extracted from an outdated RPG. Cavill wakes up to serve us what's left of the Superman character and Amy Adams and Diane Lane are the only Amazons. Most of the artists left their joy elsewhere.

It needs to look at its animation for inspiration. 14-May-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Corn, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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14-May-2018


Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) Whimper

Party City Live. 23-Apr-2018

Tags: 1990s, Action, Animate, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Corn, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Loud, Over the Top, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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23-Apr-2018


Psycho III (1986) Whimper

Misdiagnosed. 10-Apr-2018

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Corn, Crime Drama, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Horror, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art

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10-Apr-2018


Extreme Movie (2008) Bites

It belongs locked in a time capsule. Every teenage boy perversion is enacted without respect or acknowledgement of their desire. It is a catapult of "me too" and a denigration of all sexes. Depicting men and women as competitors in love or sex doesn't bode well for a society hellbent on exposing its normality.

When Matthew Lillard exclaims that he can't say that joke because he has two daughters but continues reading it, the movie and the immature men who made it are slanderously defined. 09-Mar-2018

Tags: 2000s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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09-Mar-2018


Eden Lake (2008) Arf

The players dispense too much talent for a futile and agonizing exercise in survival. 06-Feb-2018

Tags: 2000s, Action, Brutal, Camp, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Revenge, Romance, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty, Ugly Art, Weird

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06-Feb-2018


Magnificent Seven, The (2016) Whimper

There is no magnificence.

The actors playact while embodying minute swagger.

The writers fudge a story whose heft relied on outlaws braving to protect a Mexican village that couldn't help themselves from marauders. The victims are mostly white christians which wafts of self-service. Though the cast is inclusive we are not privy to anything more from them than a diversity stamp.

The director lends no distinction or heroism to the action, has no sense of panoramic beauty and no credibility in the western genre. If you let the music tell half the story, your task remains incomplete. 20-Dec-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, False Action, Fatigue, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Music Murders, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art, Western

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20-Dec-2017


Wonder Woman (2017) Whimper

I was ready to celebrate everything the Wonder Woman mythology entrenches but I can only laud the idea because the interpretation curtails the triumph.

Themyscira flounders the hardest because accomplished actresses are burdened with harsh and awkward accents to help explain the heroine's dialect. They may be mentally strong women but they can't persuade us they have physical strength. If they really wanted to represent Amazon girl power, challenge actresses who have inhabited physical dynamism and give the fans a rise. Lucy Lawless, Sarah Michelle Geller, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, etc. are waiting in line to be acknowledged and honored.

Gal Gadot was declared Wonder Woman but we don't get to witness her growth or empowerment.

Pine's Steve Trevor undermines Diana by trumpeting himself as an extraordinary alpha that is solely qualified to subdue such a forceful heroine. The writers should have noted that she gives the man the strength as soon as she prefers him. With this role Pine finally fulfills the culmination that is William Shatner.

The weenie foe does nothing to elevate Diana's heroism.

The music manipulates our emotions, the stunts are self-aware, the FX are ponderous and the direction fails to catapult.

I want a Wonder Woman that's not ashamed of her power, that wears the colors of our flag boldly and who shouts for women but fights for everyone.

 08-Oct-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Sap, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art

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08-Oct-2017


Fifty Shades of Black (2016) No MoonsEarly Exit

Indulged, delayed, depraved and puerile whoopee cushion. 31-May-2017

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Macho Posing, Over the Top, Rapey, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art, Unfunny

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31-May-2017


Mercy (2014) Bites

I wish I could see the movie in li'l Chandler Riggs head that allowed such naturalness amidst deranged confusion. 08-Mar-2017

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Horror, Over the Top, Silly, Suspense, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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08-Mar-2017


Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Bites

The macho cum dribble from all those insecure dicks flying into my mouth annul any enjoyment due to gagging. The cum is incomparably bitter. Spit it out. Not worth swallowing a drop. 07-Mar-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Decent FX, Disappointment, Ear Prick, False Action, Fatigue, Over the Top, Political Satire, Predictable, Repetitive, SciFi, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art, Weird

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07-Mar-2017


King Cobra (2016) Bites

Not every story needs to be told of a life depicted of someone who is removed and miserable. Except for that great ass shot, all arrows lead to ick. 22-Feb-2017

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Crime Drama, Disappointment, Drama, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Political Satire, Predictable, Rapey, Repetitive, Revenge, Sad, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, TV-like, Ugly Art, Weird

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22-Feb-2017


Trolls 2 (1992) Bites

Has nothing to do with the first one and they're not even trolls but goblins. The goblins are not CGI'd and poorly rendered by stuffed little people with party masks. There are two moments that would have unearthed some cult fanaticism if they had explored more of it: when the boy pisses on the family dinner because he doesn't want them to be poisoned and when the couple share a husk of corn that turns into popcorn because the sex is heated. Stupid brilliance. 15-Jan-2017

Tags: 1990s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Over the Top, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, TV-like, Ugly Art, Weird

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15-Jan-2017




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