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Movies Posts Tagged as '1980s'

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Seventh Sign, The (1988) Whimper

God was so angry with us in the 80s that he sent seven signs to warn us he was on a path of annihilation and made Demi Moore and her baby carry the burden. If she can fulfill enough of God's contracts she can accomplish the "save the world" prophecies in the bible. Moore's luminescence and chemistry is wasted on shitty creators. A man can protect the world but only a woman can save it. 04-May-2021

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Cultish, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mad, Mystery, SciFi, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Timid, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-May-2021


Where The Boys Are (1984) Whimper

Cis men will get a hard-on during. 75%. Gay men will get a hard-on going. 55%. Women only see what they want to see. 100%. Romance knows no bounds. Hangover. 13-Feb-2021

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Horny, Hot Swatch, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Preposterous, Relationships, Romance, Sexist, Sexy, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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13-Feb-2021


Mr. Mom (1983) Arf

Mother/housewife interjects freedom when her husband surprisingly loses his job. Whomever gets a job first will be the breadwinner. He's the mommy and she's the daddy. He doesn't whiz parenting but neither did she. The children don't matter much. "Keep them alive and survive another day" is the motto of the day. Michael Keaton and Terri Garr have star watt which zaps most of the blues away. Their wattage is enough to sell it. 22-Jan-2021

Tags: 1980s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Sweet, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Jan-2021


Star 80 (1983) Howl

The tragedy of beauty versus beast. The purpose of beauty is to inspire us. If it touches you, you are beautiful in return. It's that perfect thing that exists like a God smack to the earth. The men want to devour it, the women prefer to absorb it and forget it but the younglings want to marry it at first sight. The sculptor who attempts to shape it, before full bloom, will burn his hands on the coffin he molds around it to keep it safe. A woman will always wake up. Beauty belongs to the world not encapsulated by a man who thinks he's just as beautiful because he licensed it. Fosse snips from Citizen Kane and gives it the hutzpah the classic lacked. Fosse's mastery is beauty, movement, thrill and dash. Eric Roberts gets inside our heads and makes us understand that hot greasy ass motherfucking psycho crooked legged cowboys with great hair have feelings. Fosse resoundingly echos him. Mariel Hemingway is neither thunder or lightning. She is a cloud of beauty that doesn't need announcement. Mariel's innocence allows the tragedy to happen and unfold. It has an ending Tarantino wouldn't touch and the original footage is brutal, salacious and true. Absolutely psycho. 12-Sep-2020

Tags: 1980s, Beautiful, Bio, Brutal, Chemistry, Classic, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Sort of, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political, Porn, Scary, Sexy, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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12-Sep-2020


Go Tell It On The Mountain (1985) Woof

Exploring the unity a church provides to a community struggling to stay afloat.

The protagonist is a teenage stepson born out of lust and into parents of mighty faith and little activity. The boy envisions his place in a white world that bestows him educational merit and Hollywood allure. Stepdaddy preacher has white resentment and believes the boy must learn the word of Jesus and disavow all the teachings of the white man so he can claim his benefits afterlife.

Great arguments ensue about what is a sin, enjoyment and a life. Boys don't want to be socked in a church when there is adventure, sex and violence to be had. Fear of community misrepresentation causes the parents to lock children in. (It seems we are always in one prison or other.)

Paul Winfield is the man of sin whose only recompense is Jesus. Blindsided and stubborn he fights to be the master of a household that's always revolting. His authority is frightful, his words are probable and his weapon is God.

The shading of the past to inculcate the steps of the future was tight. When the female actors revolt and exorcise their demons, crazy hungry talent is displayed. The boys were humble with pride.

The end is an exorcism that doesn't coerce any answers but that may be its point. No one knows shit. 21-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Great Acting, Heart Writ, History, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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21-Jul-2020


Carbon Copy (1981) Woof

A twinkie Denzel catches up with the parental rich white daddy that didn't stay. The daddy is married to a "Karen" that tolerates only forced sex and finds black people a nuisance. It's rude, funny and droll. George Segal keeps racial harmony humming while Washington smashes with broad cymbals. Comfort with a message. 19-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Heart Writ, Political Satire, Rapey, Relationships, Silly, Star Watt, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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19-Jul-2020


Cutting Class (1989) Bites

Mental health contamination scours a suburban town with blood splatter. The kills work as an after the fact. Neither Brad Pitt's twink beauty supreme or talent could save it. (I figured out the whodunit by studying the killer's arms and hands to no avail. They ridiculously didn't match.)

Trivia: Hollywood's champion cocksucker is in it too. 18-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Camp, Chemistry, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Loud, Music: Disposable Soundtrack, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Rapey, Relationships, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Timid

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18-Jul-2020


Monkey Shines (1988) Howl

A fit daddy mentally bound by matriarchy becomes paraplegic. He receives a horrified nurse, mother pseudo, a no nonsense trainer and a mentally enhanced monkey.

The art of training an animal lives in its soul. The monkey represents the current female to determine his life. The monkey is a frighteningly adorable beast.

George A. Romero packs it with Hitchcock simplicity and sensical horror. Each frame a joy to ponder.

Jason Beghe is an addictive force.

The mother/son spar sliced bluntly.

I lurched, I was engrossed and the end was brutally sweet. 07-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Action Fun, Best In Horror, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Fresh, Funny, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Revenge, Scary, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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07-Jul-2020


Entity (1982) Woof

Mom is constantly terrorized and sexually assaulted by an unseen entity.

The exploitation becomes void in the hands of Barbara Hershey who issues the attacks with common sense and appropriate care for her children whose humiliation and mental instability is generated by an invasion of supernatural supremacy. She's great.

Ron Silver is smart daddy with precise words, psychological principle and "off the books" consideration.

It scares because the lost of body control is a great one. 27-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Chemistry, Creepy, Director's Slice, Drama, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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27-Jun-2020


River's Edge (1986) Woof

Friendships are unrealized when a mate kills one.

The kids react like chained animals. They're curious, they don't really feel anything but they know it's wrong.

The parents have stopped pretending. The miraculous is a teenager too complicated to bear. The kids may be exploring and exploding in their new life but the parents are just holding on to any kind of life. The parents share their drugs, problems, violence and sexuality. They absolve the kids' of choices they socially incur and never check out what they are.

Crispin Glover was a high that had me swaying all kinds of ways. Good and awful.

Keanu waved his hair back and forth like an urchin destined for greater things.

When the writing goes over, truth reins it in.

The musical score kept the story breathing.

The director pinpointed everything we needed to see and hear. Its aroma was DePalma.

The final analysis for murder is realistic and unjustifiably hard.

Being one of the most sensitive beings in the world does not always grant empathy.

Snitches get laid. (It's a tongue thing.) 25-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Brutal, Chemistry, Classic, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Political, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twinkie, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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25-Jun-2020


Jaws 3 (1983) Bites

The fun stops here. 22-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, Drama, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Horror, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sad Effects, Scare Obvious, Sequel, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Timid, Wit Crack

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22-Jun-2020


Uncle Buck (1989) Woof

No one puts a brat in its place like an asshole. Candy with children is gold. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020


Humanoids From The Deep (1980) Arf

Cis sea monsters killing dogs, children and men so they can rape the women. It's pure schlock, WTF and astounding they pulled it off. I was less hesitant to watch because it was helmed by a woman. A woman, Barbara Peeters, would never exploit it. She handles her task, dons a penis cap for the shots and switches to thinking emotion about circumstances. She navigated like a pro. The fight scenes turned out hilarious but the racism, kills and rapes were sharp. All sexes, breeds and races shared the heroism.

(What were people eating then? Their hair looked terrific.) 08-May-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action Stomper, Camp, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Crapfun, Cultish, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gory, Horror, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political Satire, Rapey, Scary, SciFi, Star Watt, Tacky, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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08-May-2020


Funny Farm (1988) Woof

Couple retiring in weird bumblefuck county. The laughs are spaced, mapped and allowed to spread extensively. Chevy controls his doofus charms to evoke the frustrations of a man destined for failure and Madolyn Smith steals it with her Tina Fey example. No buffoonery shall enter a George Roy Hill film. He does the oddity, revenge and relationship proud. 10-Apr-2020

Tags: 1980s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Political Satire, Relationships, Star Watt, Tough, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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10-Apr-2020


All Of Me (1984) Whimper

Instead of a body switch Mr. Reiner chose partial possession which is one of the most improbable storylines attempted ever. We want no change in anything but the story. The pros (Martin and Tomlin) don't embarrass easily because it makes sense that great comedy training includes stupidity. Martin freights most of it and freewheels in an agitated state that unnerves us but never hinders us from lapping up his star charm. Lily didn't feel like an equal because she was stuck in a mirror for most of it but her adorable cheekiness and one liners hit. The dance was still cute. 25-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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25-Mar-2020




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