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Sputnik (2020) Woof

After completing a space mission, an inexplicable disturbance causes two cosmonauts to crash land back to earth. One is faceless and comatose and the other has a symbiotic alien attached to him. A female doctor about to lose her license is coerced into psychoanalyzing the subject who has no memory or idea that an alien host resides within him. Her job is to cause scientific history by safely separating them. The alien arises during deep sleep and survives the length of an hour outside the cosmonaut. The alien is fiercely freaky and a bloodthirsty asshole. The surprises don't queef, the actors command and the whole is a serious Venom. The Russians may serve their drinks cold but their hearts beat warm. 22-Nov-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Foreign, Good Idea, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Suspense, Sweet, Thriller, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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22-Nov-2020


Abrams: The Boy 2 (2020) Whimper

The doll has a name but it's still beyond comprehension. The tidbits where they played with the doll's expressions was a cute opportunity that was underutilized. Making it react to things in a split second that no one is sure to see might have been fun. Owain Yeoman is a daddy water marker. Never too busy for work, the center of the universe, incompetent and not understanding of the language his son and especially his mother talks. Katie Holmes' dug sharply to give mom the suffocation of not being able to save her child from trauma and the burden of spending a lifetime treating him for it. She can't overcome her own because the kid is always reminding her of it. He was a witness. The more obsessed her son gets with the doll, the icier her mothering becomes. I wish there were a scene where she pummels it to death but no such luck. The set-up was too set, the 30's mystery cues didn't work and the next one needs to scrub the story clean. 18-Nov-2020

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Horror, Mystery, Preposterous, Scare Obvious, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Vague, Weird, Wit Crack, Writ w/Possibilities

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18-Nov-2020


Downsizing (2017) Woof

A novel scientific resolution to save the environment revolutionizes the planet. The idea is to shrink people by offering the struggling worker a comfortable life and deem prisoners and hostiles of the government their servants. Matt Damon spoke Spanish eloquently, pulled deep emotion and cast a sad hero. Only 3% become small, the planet doesn't get better and life decisions have to be made. I think Kristin Wiig should main it for the sequel. She'd weave a funny awkward life into it. I wanted more of everything. I wanted to nerd out with corny effects and funny big people scenarios but the budget remained tight. The ending is about choices and priorities. We get to choose with them. 11-Nov-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Mystery, Political, SciFi, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writ w/Possibilities

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11-Nov-2020


Knock, Knock (2015) Arf

Tik Tokkers go hunting and prey upon a super K dad all alone and stoned at home. The wife and their boys went to another location to await him as he finished a job so they can have a family celebration. The girls are mad-driven, sex hungry hot dogs whose destruction you wouldn't lose sleep over. Art makes them mad. They shred it and draw fat penises on it. They perform outrageous skits to make babies and horny daddies pay attention. They have no talent. They hate men. The reason the entire bottom half of the planet yells out daddy during sex is because it's the most familiar. Daddy K is at his squishiest and he rips good emotions from his gut. He applied his action stamina to sex and it was sexy. The torture is guaranteed and Keanu's reactions were spot-on. Eli Roth has mad ideas and his perception is inching closer to clarification. I would but I would get in trouble. 07-Nov-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action Fun, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Crapfun, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Pretty, Scary, Suspense, Thriller, Violent, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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07-Nov-2020


Beneath Us (2019) Arf

Thrifty white suburbanites hire cute daddy Mexicans to complete house renovations. The offer of money is the fundamental key to keep the men in line and violence is the action that keeps them on the job. Cruelty compensates for a lack of psychological study but the message is loud and clear. Don't work for white people. 06-Nov-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Over the Top, Political Satire, Revenge, Scary, Suspense, Thriller, Violent, Words Spoke

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06-Nov-2020


His House (2020) Woof

Sudanese refugees receive asylum in England to a house that appears too good to be true. The film exposes the culture's frailties and their strengths by unrolling the past during the celebration of the present. Something is wrong with the house, the husband and the wife. I felt the spit from the hate and I was genuinely spooked. The backstory is the magnet that keeps the house scares from falling apart. Some the of visuals meandered, separated from the backbone and made little sense but the writing kept it in check. The director is exploring, Sope Dirisu is grinding and the reach for excellence is pretty close. 03-Nov-2020

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Good Idea, Heart Writ, History, Horror, Hot Swatch, Life, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Relationships, Revenge, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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03-Nov-2020


Rebecca (2020) Whimper

Lilly James never grows into the character of Mrs. De Winter, married to a beautiful giant with the power of entitlement and a haunted past. She's a bumbler who goes head to head with a stern HOH named Mrs. Danvers whose the only person in charge. Kristin Scott Thomas sinks her teeth into a classic character that was a delightful fright but whose persona has been abbreviated to a devoted staff member. The best manipulations are designated to other characters which kills Mrs. Danvers psychosis and grants Thomas no fun. The story has been fidgeted, the lush is unimpressive, the style is non-existent, James is not the woman for the job and Hammer is a pretty package with no clue as to how to play a rich gorgeous dick. I would have preferred to see Rebecca's story play out. Mrs. Danvers could have pined for her mistress while Rebecca crushed men's spirits. Missed opportunity for some classic lesbian fun and threesomes with the Hammer. 23-Oct-2020

Tags: 2020s, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Predictable, Repetitive, Romance, Silly, Stink Wigs, Timid, TV-like

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23-Oct-2020


We Have Always Live In The Castle (2018) Whimper

Freak sister with a penchant for magic spells lives high up on a castle with her debutante sibling who has been exonerated for poisoning the parents and a wheelchair bound uncle with mental health splits. The town (downstairs) has granted them human cancellation and have a mass crowd conniption whenever the youngest witch comes down to shop. The debutante is a 50's housewife cloned with a Stepford. They may be the same thing. I don't know. There is no emotional understanding for the characters' overreaction. A whole town, except two people, want to destroy the younglings and their handi-capped uncle. If the town were made up of Janes then maybe I can digest that, maybe. Everybody has a heart, right? Alexandria Dadderio fit perfectly into a suit that was too refined for the story. We never get to see why she's agoraphobic or a robot. Sebastian Stan is Halloween candy, playing a long lost cousin who kindly visits to fuck with them. (Like protests.) Taissa Farmiga was hired because she is accomplished at giving an out of place character its reason for living. She was one oomph away. I didn't get it. 23-Oct-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Daddy Squish, Funny, Sort of, Good Acting, Indecipherable, Mystery, Predictable, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Vague, Words Spoke

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23-Oct-2020


Nobody Lives Forever (1946) Woof

Gangster serving time in the army is released into a scam that involves sucker punching a widow for her money. The gangsters are divided by type but united by greed. The old timer that you can trust but has run out of gimmicks, the roughneck always by your side until the tide changes, there are tramp gangsters whose limitations and penchant for violence grants them misery, the stud with athletic edges that make the girls swoon is unmatched and most wanted and the moles destruct what the competition makes worthwhile. Garfield is thug sophistication, smarts with an aggressive charm and a daddy with a heart of gold that's going to generate much trouble. It isn't art but its tipping its hat to it. Faye Emerson scratches louder than Geraldine Fitzgerald's screams and "Mr. Gladys Kravitz" was funny. 11-Oct-2020

Tags: 1940s, Action, Action Fun, Camp, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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11-Oct-2020


Session 9 (2001) Arf

This was an almost horror classic outdistanced by a grip not worthy of its folklore or its marriage to the present it creates for itself. The audio tapes that were assembled to heighten the tension, cartoon's it. Few actors can inhabit different ages or sexual identities with success. Get different voices. It's audio. The men in the present are not quantified for the sins of the past. It chugs along without much corroboration with its history except that the new mental health was once lunacy. 08-Oct-2020

Tags: 2000s, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Fatigue, Good Acting, Horror, Indecipherable, Mystery, Preposterous, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Wit Crack, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Oct-2020


Oluture (2019) Woof

A journalist joins the sex trade in an effort to expose the leading traffickers in their country. She meanders, manipulates, swags, snitches and avoids having sex. The men are crime kings who grab it, beat it, sell it, crumple it up and dump it (usually underground.) The suspense is agonizing because the hurt is real and we can't do much about it. It's "Cuties" horrifyingly grown up. 07-Oct-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Foreign, Funny, Sort of, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Rapey, Revenge, Scary, Sentimental, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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07-Oct-2020


Village Of The Damned (1960) Woof

A small town mysteriously blacks out for several hours. Weeks later, the fertile and virginal become pregnant. The teens are horrified, the wives are wary and the husbands who were not fucking their wives become suicidal. The children are born healthier, smarter, with mind reading and control capabilities and a united unfeeling force. The film doesn't drag itself with science but it contemplates the dread of a parent who has borne an unknown conqueror into the world. The town shuns or avoids them, some try appeasement, others want them locked away and many want them destroyed. The little darlings are the new marshal in town and nobody messes with these unfeeling fuckers. George Sanders provides his "everything makes sense when I do it" persona and is the adoptive father of the children. He wants to understand them and mesh their purpose with earth civilization but his heart and scientific curiosity minimizes their threat. There were occurrences and reactions around the world where the children invaded, were massacred or imprisoned and mothers murdered for defying God that were spoken of but not filmed. Ready made sequels. 05-Oct-2020

Tags: 1960s, Baby Wrecks, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Inspired, Mystery, SciFi, Star Watt, Suspense, Weird, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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05-Oct-2020


Other, The (1972) Woof

How does a child born to experience early death cope with it? He is half of a thing that has bested him for eternity, a friend social media would fear and the fault that destroys all that's good in his life. They call themselves twins. The psychology is detailed, the children are nastily disturbing, the family's oblivion is exhausting but the origins of a maniac cracks. That a child can come up with such brilliant kills is horrendous. 02-Oct-2020

Tags: 1970s, Chemistry, Cold, Creepy, Director Experiment, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Inspired, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Slow, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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02-Oct-2020


Cast A Dark Shadow (1955) Woof

Gigolo with big dick aspirations and doofy looks learns he can coast on rich seniors before the invention of surgery gave them a choice. He was the professional husband that made grandmas' heart's reel with the wet joys of becoming a princess again. When he misconstrues what a will is and adoringly sets his social security plan on fire, accusations, cover-ups, intrigue, psychosis, mystery, double-cross and an entertaining 90 Day Fiancee vibe without the hassles of passports or visas ensues. 01-Oct-2020

Tags: 1950s, Action Fun, Camp, Chemistry, Creepy, Crime Drama, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Mystery, Relationships, Romance, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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01-Oct-2020


One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975) Full Moon

There is a threshold of high mentality professionals cannot consume or understand so they isolate, daze and shun the unwell from reality thinking it will make them better but they're just keeping them away from us. The insane asylum is the "soccer mom" equation incorporated as rehabilitive juice. If you keep the child's mind busy life wont hurt it. Nurse Ratched is neither monster or killer. She represents the woman in charge who will do what it takes to chase the crazy out of these fuckers and get herself a promotion. She does her job better than any man or human. Her hate for men keeps her in check as long as she can control them. Louise Fletcher is etched in subtlety. She's discernible, rational and a doctor's prescription. Her murderous thoughts are a delirious read. She spends a short time in the film but her character wafts through every room, corridor and human being begging for a moment's joy. Jack daddy legend is in it to disrupt it and kill her perfect employment record. He is a man with ownership rights and a threat to her profession. He has no mental issues that would require him to be there except that he hates work and wants to coast in a nut house. He is chaos and destruction but not insane. He hates life but he can survive it. He will inhale only the convivial parts of it. Booze, parties, women and trouble. He pretends, he awakens, parades his heart with glee and makes a team of his followers. Jack is there to free them of their haze and enlighten them with the cool parts of reality. But sadness breaks out and explosions erupt endangering their mental situation. Jack smiles, hates the world, speaks our language, slays our speech, breaks our hearts and is one of the funniest sarcastic mother fuckers of all time. Excellent across the board. 21-Sep-2020

Tags: 1970s, Adorable, Best In Drama, Brutal, Chemistry, Classic, Creepy, Cultural, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Life, Magnetism, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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21-Sep-2020




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