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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Daddy Squish'

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Look Away (2018) Arf

It takes its cues from "Carrie" without employing a director's bag of tricks. India Eisley's beauty is evident at first glance so there is no launch metamorphosis. Her Maria should ignite uncontrollable rage and attack from boys not bullying and insecurity. The mirror is where many tricks could have been deployed but minute experimentation and bad editing keep it cold and non-dimensional. The daddy seduction is a successful creep that doesn't consummate, explanations are not forthcoming, the bully gets no follow-up, mama is useless and the writers employed little sense. 13-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Mystery, Open Ending, Predictable, Repetitive, Silly, Timid, Timid Effects, Writ w/Possibilities

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13-Oct-2019


Supergirl (1984) No MoonsEarly Exit

It thought Three Stooges hilarity could save it. Helen Slater, her costume and her hair legitimizes it and Bochner doesn't hurt but everything else is bargain basement. I quit it because I didn't feel like falling asleep for a third time. Nobody cared. 12-Oct-2019

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Ear Prick, Early Exit, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Unfunny, Writer Humiliation

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12-Oct-2019


God's Own Country (2017) Woof

Inheriting a life that your parents couldn't conclude. It's responsibility versus ideology. The farm is an educational revelation and the boys are rough like the terrain. Like in real life, it's all that and a cup of tenderness. 08-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Gay, Hot Swatch, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Squish Alert, Touching, Tough, Writ Tight

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08-Oct-2019


Green Book (2018) Woof

I was predetermined to quit and I almost did at the beginning of Philadelphia but the film had an insistence on allocating an interracial message of unity. Ali rendered a painfully stoic sexual conundrum with too much high and no might. His fingers were the only part of his body trying to throb his character to life. He needed to fill the holes inherited by a lack of backstory. Mortensen breaks through the wrappings to inhabit but the tonal enthusiasm and scrunched up faces spawn 2D animation. It was funny, I drifted with the conversations, history was respected but I never once felt any of it happened. A slow seduction would have blown everything out of the park.

PS: If it makes everyone feel equal to be unpretty then we should stop saying "the magic of Hollywood." 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Life, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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29-Sep-2019


Meg, The (2018) Arf

Super shark, super daddy and super action. Nothing else matters. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Sap, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense

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19-Sep-2019


Us (2019) No Moons

When a director can't wrangle a decent performance from two accomplished actresses (Nyong'o and Moss,) he isn't done with his training. The movie makes no sense and it doesn't deserve to breathe on anything resembling art. 15-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Daddy Squish, Eye Gouge, Funny, Sort of, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Weird, Writer Humiliation

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15-Sep-2019


Crazy Rich Asians (2018) Woof

The presentation is a pristine and elegant throwback to the great traditions that made us and the new ones that maintain us. Actor likability is high, writing vibrates and its style is effervescent. 14-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Romance, Sap, Sentimental, Sweet, Writ Tight

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14-Sep-2019


Captain Marvel (2019) Whimper

Jude Law is the new Sean Connery (fuckable at any age.) The film is flat comic book junk with bad hair that can keep disaster movie Supergirl, company. 12-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Fatigue, Manipulation, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Stink Wigs, Tacky, Unenthusiastic, Writer Humiliation

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12-Sep-2019


Nun, The (2018) Arf

Though self-evident and ridiculous the thrill spectacle contains mint scares. 07-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Camp, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Funny, Horror, Mystery, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense

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07-Sep-2019


Frailty (2001) Arf

I can hear Paxton say "demon" all day. I can fall into melodious dreams hearing McConaughey narrate. The film straddles the supernatural with an organic crime story. It was a story that needed to be told straight or absolutely bonkers. The film lost the opportunity to provide readied performers with characters that could outshine them. It came close but its confusion expired it before the finish line. 04-Sep-2019

Tags: By the Numbers, Camp, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-Sep-2019


Christopher Robin (2018) Woof

Awakening childhood dreams with a smile, a little magic and a lot of heart. 03-Sep-2019

Tags: Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Touching, Writ Tight

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03-Sep-2019


Rocketman (2019) Woof

There are tidbits I didn't know. Child genius, warped sensibilities and family hypocrisy. The catalog is immense as is the concept of each song. Many odes to so many things only we can remember. The razzle dazzle is there, the actor siphons the legend's anger and the music remains inspired. A life worth celebrating. 05-Jul-2019

Tags: Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Dance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Life, Music Swings, Musical, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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05-Jul-2019


Matrix Revolutions, The (2003) Arf

It trades cool for mythology, it veers from life towards dread and it spends too much time pondering its confusion. 30-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Action, Chemistry, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Sentimental, Sequel, Star Watt, Suspense, War

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30-Jun-2019


What's Love Got To Do With It (1993) Howl

You can clip a bird's wings but it's still going to sing. Fishburne spars rhythmically while Bassett adds muscle to the act. Her lip sync is athletic. 19-Jun-2019

Tags: 1990s, Bio, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Good Acting, Music Swings, Musical, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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19-Jun-2019


Calamity Jane (1953) Whimper

The tunes are zippy, the production is cartoony and energized but the whole is detached from reality. It's overcompensating for a loss. 18-Jun-2019

Tags: 1950s, Action, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Musical, Over the Top, Silly, Star Watt, Weird, Western

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18-Jun-2019




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