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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Daddy Squish'

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Firstborn (1984) Arf

Michael Apted takes a serious and realistic approach to the venomous step-parents that single parents bring home because they're lonely. Terri Garr adds manic depression to a woman whose future options are crumbling. She latches on to leeches that pay her false attention. The brothers do a great job of conveying how invasive "new dad" feels at different stages of a boy's life. Real dad is fucking twinksies and getting them pregnant so he can replace them. Peter Weller's lips were artistically meant for masks and unmentionable things. Unmasked he's hair, eyes, hips and wickedly intimidating. He dispenses sexual tension and satisfaction whenever he punishes the boys. Scary uncle syndrome. Baby Corey was the younger brother whose life as a victim made him stronger than he thought. Baby Jessica Parker aced acting classes but failed the fashion academy. I don't know if Baby Downey Jr.'s character was supposed to be gay. If they intimated it I missed it. Boy acted like he was trolling for dick. 06-Apr-2024

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action Fun, Chemistry, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Mystery, Relationships, Subtle, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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06-Apr-2024


Anatomy Of A Fall (2023) Arf

Shots were placed strategically, playing P.I.M.P. on rotation filled the house with dread and the dog tore up his scenes. The lead played it one-sided which gave away the outcome. There was no Bette Davis conniver in her spirit. The film never strays from repeating the same story from different angles. It becomes exhausting to sit through. It needed to give the audience a break from the same subject. The clues fell so easily on the writer's lap that no surprises were forthcoming. They coerced the kid to pick a side but the director didn't. 22-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Coincidence Laden, Creepy, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Music Swings, Predictable, Psychological, Relationships, Repetitive, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Timid, Too Long, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Mar-2024


Faithfully Yours (2022) Woof

You tell the truth to be heard and you tell lies to get out of jams that being honest beget. The end road is making lies happen. Two wives use a girls vacation to fuck other people. Something bad happens and the rest is a mystery that confines the leads and surprises as much as it doesn't. It satiates like a Lifetime movie with cigarettes. 13-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Coincidence Laden, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Foreign, Good Acting, Lesbian, Psychological, Relationships, Sentimental, Suspense, Timid, TV-like, Twisty, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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13-Mar-2024


Poor Things (2023) Arf

Oh. Emma ruined the word squishy for me. 08-Mar-2024
The whore of Frankenstein. The direction was stylish and the visuals were artistic but the script needed punching. The backstory was more interesting than the Frankenstein repeat. I wanted less of that. None of the actors clicked in the setting and Ruffalo's mumbly accent was troubling. TG he got naked. Emma Stone played the recovering retard like anyone would. She was okay but she didn't ignite the fire that would make men want to imprison her. Ramy's wedding pants were awful. I couldn't identify with a woman who is allowed a smooth awakening because she is trapped in a make believe world. She didn't know the value of a dollar, a meal, a man, rent, a closet, bordello gangbangs and logic. Stepping out on the town in lingerie would have been disastrous and mind altering, like in the real world. She is not a hero. She is like every other woman trapped in a setting that a man built. 08-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Bad Acting, Cold, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Horny, Lesbian, Music Swings, Silly, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Mar-2024


Ricky Stanicky (2024) No Moons

It doesn't get worst than this. There were only two funny bits, the drowning dog and the girl's hair. 08-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Disappointment, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Over the Top, Relationships, Silly, Squish Alert, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Trashy, Writer Humiliation

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08-Mar-2024


Code 8 Pt. 2 (2024) Arf

A movie should fulfill its promises. It promised that somebody was going to die if they did something. They did and nothing happened. False climax. It would have added a human touch to a technical movie. I didn't understand how the powers worked. There were instances when they could have used them to get out of situations but didn't. Scenes end after every cliffhanger and we lose out on the action. No slicing and dicing. Little girl had the lamest power. I can turn off electrical devices too, so can Alexa and I don't have to touch her. The sequel did everything it did before and didn't grow. The robot dogs were impervious to electricity, but died because of it. Stepping on water when you're electric doesn't sound like a good idea. They shifted the board but kept the game the same. 03-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Disappointment, Lesbian, Relationships, Repetitive, Retread, Sequel, Star Watt, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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03-Mar-2024


John Wick 4 (2023) WhimperEarly Exit

Somewhere along the way, I became disinterested. 03-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Art Devoid, Brutal, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Early Exit, Repetitive, Tedium, Violent

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03-Mar-2024


Code 8 (2019) Woof

Infamous with prettier eyes. 02-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Fun, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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02-Mar-2024


Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom (2023) Woof

My vision for the future is that Mr. Freeze solidifies Atlantis and recruits Aqualad to avenge his parents. 29-Feb-2024
Giving daddy playtime with his child, established some warmth and empathy. The baby was very cute. The film went to business as usual. A virtual voyage under the sea with endless imagination to see. The support returns 3 points better. They let their hair down enough to sound human, alert and fun. The funny is subtle and it works. The film felt grounded and closer to earth. The cliches were not hammered. The screws couldn't make it through because the wood kept splintering. A place I didn't need to be but was a pleasure to visit. Jason Momoa is Aquaman. 29-Feb-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Enthusiastic, Fun, Funny, Magnetism, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Star Watt, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Feb-2024


All Of Us Strangers (2023) Woof

The movie deserves full attention to catch all its nuances. The boys smoked, the family spoke and the setting threatened. Scott never deviated from pain and it helped with the surprises. Mescal loomed large with childlike characteristics and sensitivity. Hulk and Dr. Banner. The sex scenes sufficed. I wanted to squeeze Scott's adorable little face and anything else with the other one. Oh, and dad too. They could have tongued more to make it more realistic, though. What gay men fear is what they become. Alone with their thoughts. 28-Feb-2024

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Gay, Good Acting, Haunting, Heart Writ, Inspired, Psychological, Relationships, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ w/Possibilities

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28-Feb-2024


High Plains Drifter (1973) Full Moon

Gunslinger makes a rest stop in a town with soft men and untrained women. Bandits have overpowered the town and laid police to rest. The men can't find the balls to fight back. When the stranger proves himself a survivor, the town convinces him to be their savior. The savior lacks adequate morals but he's kind to minorities and is rapey to women (that's how people flirted then.) He'll fight the enemy and them too. The action is a natural CGI-less wonder. I believe this was how life was and it appeared it. A great modern cowboy defined by the people who experienced him. The cowboy was a unique quip master with a ton of hilarious scenes. The women exerted their power and were heard. Little man was a sweet sidekick. A rousing blockbuster. 14-Jan-2024

Tags: 1970s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Classic, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political Satire, Pretty, Relationships, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Western, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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14-Jan-2024


Foe (2023) Whimper

The performances were award worthy and the men, ass ripping but the story remained too abstract to give the film much punch. There wasn't enough information about how the outside world worked to care what occurred in small spaces. My brain exploded when Saiorise's character deduced that maybe we were looking down at the sky. That would mean that earth was upside down. I couldn't grasp the idea of looking down to find my blue clouds and sunshine. The end adds it all up but the director did not distribute enough interesting bits throughout. Entertainment was Pet Sematary inspired. 06-Jan-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Oncer, Over the Top, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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06-Jan-2024


Big Sleep, The (1946) Woof

As soon as Humphrey Bogart admitted that he was short he set the design for his character. He was also aware that his magnetism made up for any shortcomings and that he made women swoon. The women he encountered were self-sufficient and magnificent. Hair was at its loveliest, the fashion was fit, make-up was transformative and the ladies acted their asses off. It was a fast paced script that had actors spilling words over each other. The wit was non-stop and I laughed throughout. A private investigator is hired to find out whose blackmailing a man's daughter. Private investigates, flirts with the victim, flirts with her older sister, investigates, had sexy banter with many women, becomes overwhelmed by the mystery and never turns down the character's sadistic rizz. What they didn't do is not as important as what they did. Bogart was masterclass, Bacall made cigarettes sexy, the mystery intrigued and it's cool as fuck. 31-Dec-2023

Tags: 1940s, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Classic, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Psychological, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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31-Dec-2023


Rebel Moon: A Child On Fire (2023) Woof

The handsomest director in Hollywood makes a movie of wonder. It's a what if Star Wars account of what a boy imagines. The movie is crisp and lighting glows with clarification. He brought all the elements but kept it, mostly western. The effects glide, Anthony Hopkins is a beautiful thing, Djimon Hinsou wowed in a semi birthday suit, the alpha bodies were to die for, the story never strayed from its path and the action sequences held. Unfortunately, our heroine was flat, unsympathetic and a cold lesbian killing machine. It was realistic to see a man kick the shit out of a woman, threaten rapes of virgins and pretty straight boys and for races to exist as different societies. Snyder recreates scenarios oft repeated and makes them look bright but not all the senses can see. 23-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Crapfun, Cultish, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Director's Touch, Drama, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Pretty, Retread, SciFi, Squish Alert, Tight Effects, Tough, Western, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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23-Dec-2023


Maestro (2023) Woof

Bradley Cooper is an uncanny Leonard Bernstein. The nose is art even though it makes Bradley nasal. Carey Mulligan is taught and achieving. She is the wife that halts her personal goals to stroke his. The genius is obsessed with calculating music and all boys pretty. The wife accepts and waits. Cooper positions the camera at different angles to add distraction to incomplete scenes. The film intellectualizes its subject and limits its margin. Dialogue is careful not to apply too many emotions to our lead for fear that they may not be true. It also, makes his actions appear nippy. Lovers come in and out of their lives without much exposition except beauty and sex. Mulligan is the film's disposition, Cooper is its center, the cast puts on an haughty appearance, everything is lush but the man remains an enigma. 22-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Cold, Daddy Squish, Director Experiment, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Magnetism, Music Swings, Pretty, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Slow, Timid, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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22-Dec-2023




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