Errattic

Home About Us All Fuctasia_(NSFW) Games Gay+ Health/Food Movies Music Musings Photos_(NSFW) TV Wisps Preferences

Home Page > Current Page


Top Tags

1960s
1980s
1990s
2000s
2010s
2020s
Accidental Watch
Action
Action Fun
Animation
Art Devoid
Bad Acting
Bad Chemistry
Brutal
By the Numbers
Camp
Chemistry
Classic
Cliche
Comedy
Comic Book
Conspiracy Theory
Corn
Crapfun
Creepy
Crime Drama
Cultural
Cute
Daddy Squish
Dance
Director Movement
Director's Art
Director's Slice
Director's Touch
Disappointment
Drama
Ear Prick
Early Exit
Elegance
Enthusiastic
Eye Gouge
False Action
Fantasy
Fatigue
Foreign
Fun
Funny
Funny, Sort of
Gay
Gay Swatch
Good Acting
Great Acting
Heart Writ
History
Horror
Hot Swatch
Indecipherable
Kool Effects
Macho Posing
Manipulation
Mat
Mean Spirited
Music Swings
Mystery
Oncer
Over the Top
Political
Political Satire
Predictable
Preposterous
Pretty
Psychological
Relationships
Repetitive
Revenge
Romance
Sad
Sap
Scary
Sentimental
Shrill Act
Silly
Sports
Star Watt
Stupid Funny
Suspense
Sweet
Tacky
Tedium
Timid
Touching
Tough
Twisty
Weird
Wit Crack
Wit Snit
Words Spoke
Writ Thoughtful
Writ Tight
Writ w/Possibilities


Login

Create Profile
Login


This site does not claim credit for images, videos, or music, except where noted.


©2025 Errattic.com

Restricted to Adults
This site does not claim credit for images, videos, or music, except where noted.


Movies Posts Tagged as 'Daddy Squish'

Rating key:

Welcome to Errattic! We encourage you to customize the type of information you see here by clicking the Preferences link on the top of this page.

 

Arcadian (2024) Woof

It's the end of the world and Nic Cage remains to fight it. He's kept his twin sons safe for 15 years. They farm, scavenge and kill during the day but hatch down everything before dark. The mystery deepens even with revamped scares. Cage downplays heroism because after 15 years of vigilance his character is tired. His strength is in his conviction and hope. The boys were well cast. They both lit bulbs. The twins' asides were a welcome. The farm is where they found their warmth and exhaustion. A better way to separate the dark action sequences (not black enough or bright enough) would elicit more excitement because a lot of good work remained unseen. I want to know what that needle thing was, more about the occurrence, life before the end of the world, end of the world, those things and the future. 28-Jan-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Horror, Mystery, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Thriller, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

Permalink

28-Jan-2025


World Without End (1956) Arf

Astronauts propelled into an apocalyptic earth have to encourage a frightened future society that sun and violence is necessary for survival. Rod Taylor wastes no time getting undressed and that was a good thing but somebody chopped up his story. Future women were equipped with beauty and a desire to experience a man at his most sweaty. Cavemen were created from an atomic blast that made them violent and gave them the capacity to rule the environment. It's a film with good ideas that are jumbled. Future woman was the only realistic effect. They were gorgeous in skimpy space suits. The film couldn't expand on why the cure for everything is to fight. 16-Jan-2025

Tags: 1950s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Experiment, Drama, False Action, Good Idea, Hot Swatch, Relationships, Shrill Act, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

16-Jan-2025


Red One (2024) Arf

It was a jolly merry Christmas movie. Daddy Johnson downplayed it and wrung emotion and hilarity out of it. Chris Evans rejected heroic valor and was cute again. JK Simmons can eat my cookies, anytime. Lucy Liu had a purpose. Krampus was impressive. Kiernan was having fun. Every hole in the story gets punched up by mini-Dwayne kickassing, his jacket, his teeth, reindeer muscle, snowmen beaching, toys, gadgets, lights, magic, witches, twinks, candies, memories, regrets and fun. Sounds like Christmas to me. 20-Dec-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Action Fun, Camp, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Holiday, Music Swings, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

20-Dec-2024


Carry-On (2024) Woof

Taron's face was made for panic and his feet were meant for trampling. Every time Bateman got evil I thought of Rhoda, betrayals and contracts. I may not be able to wrap my arms around the Norris anymore but I can still lick his teeth. I didn't know if to pluck Rossi's vagina mustache or smash it. Nobody questioned why Taron was talking to himself for fifteen minutes. What kind of TSA agents are these? The thriller downplays itself and it's a blessing. 16-Dec-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Psychological, Subtle, Suspense, Thriller, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

Permalink

16-Dec-2024


Subservience (2024) Woof

It adds enough to the genre to make it interesting but it doesn't supply enough tech or empathetic reasoning to make it a classic. Ms. Fox is a royal maximizer of presence and a soulless entity suits her well. Michelle Morone made me want to go to the bathroom and jerk off to straight italian porn. Madeline Zima played a thankless role that depended solely on her likability and that's better than nothing. The movie satisfied but didn't satiate. More tech or more sex would have knocked it towards art park. No budget for more tech means they would have to physically create it. So, create it. Hubby would have become addicted to robot sex because that's what men do. "I only fucked her a few hundred times, sweetie. I was practicing for when you got your heart back. I didn't want to disappoint you." 09-Dec-2024

Tags: 2020s, Crapfun, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Horror, Pretty, Relationships, Revenge, Star Watt, Timid, Wit Crack, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

09-Dec-2024


Merry Men, The (2024) Arf

There's more than stupidity going on here. The cast is amiable and hardworking. Britt is a misdiagnosed charmer. Prattes legs were mesmerizing, it's fun to see old witches again, Maxwell Caulfield's moment was a go daddy thing, Chad Michael Murray had the body, the robotics, enthusiasm and Farrah's hair. They derailed the "hate at first love" train and depicted how people really get together. I didn't stay for the pancakes but I waited for the bacon. Merry whatever the fucks! 25-Nov-2024

Tags: 2020s, Camp, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Comedy, Crapfun, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Physical Humor, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, TV-like, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

25-Nov-2024


Deadpool and Wolverine (2024) Howl

If I were a dog, I'd lick them all. 18-Nov-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Hilarious, Music Swings, Over the Top, Physical Humor, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Sweet, Tough, Violent, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

Permalink

18-Nov-2024


Bad Moon, The (1996) Woof

As soon as I realized the original material centered around a pet beast, my mind started to baton twirl. Thor was the title and the name of the dog. But, the movie is about a werewolf, a mother and son, or is it? Mariel Hemingway was peak star watt that carried the weight of the movie's heart. The son is there to make the dog look good. Michael Pare was a one-time specimen that carried out his mission like a rebellious animal. Romance violently exits in the first 10 minutes, a brother/sister/uncle dynamic takes its place, Thor was the best actor and the transformation didn't suck. Man vs beast has been re-re-written so they tried something else. How does a dog protect his family when uncle is the king of canines and the myth rules don't apply? 05-Nov-2024

Tags: 1990s, Accidental Watch, Action Fun, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Thriller, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

05-Nov-2024


Are You In The House Alone? (1978)  Woof

Kathleen Beller was a momentary icon that embodied being the naive girl that falls into temptation and then gets called out for it. Princess is being stalked and nobody gives a shit. Gwyneth's twin mother, Blythe supplies enough misunderstandings to compel her child to rebel. Baby Dennis Quaid's swag was thinking he could make women cum with only his dick. The film begins post crime with warnings and horror elements woven into it but it's not that. It's a sober approach that questions why all rapists can't get convicted. Life has a way of adjusting a lack of human justice though, by cursing the guilty party. "Scream like I screamed, bitch." 03-Nov-2024

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Heart Writ, Horror Mild, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Psychological, Rapey, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

04-Nov-2024


Beast Within, The (2024) Whimper

They made us wait forever to see the man with the sculpted buns, they mimicked the mythology instead of enacting it, the lack of words made it easier to hide but hard to understand. They took a sample of what often occurs with a man beast and concocted a film. Samples can't describe the complete picture. It moves slow, the child is soulless, the wife doesn't matter, and daddy is one-note. Daddy is goofy happy and abusively angry. I recommend that Kit and his buns of stone make a better movie elsewhere. 31-Oct-2024

Tags: 2020s, Daddy Squish, Dialogue Lament, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Horror Mild, Relationships, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Tedium, Timid, Timid Effects, Vague, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

31-Oct-2024


Don't Move (2024) Woof

How does a suicidal woman survive when faced with danger? She puts her life-training to use because it's not death on her terms. Kelsey and Finn jelled. He rang a Hal Cooper bell. Suspense was tight and empathetic. We are in throughout the main's survival journey. Same'o circumstances upgraded. 28-Oct-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Inspired, Music Swings, Psychological, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

28-Oct-2024


Caddo Lake (2024) Arf

The film ties you in knots and takes you on a history excursion but the rope gets cut when we are most lost. O'Brien was pleasant, Ambrose practiced her magic, the cast believed and the director took us there. It needed further explanation to supply the intended impact. 27-Oct-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Drama, Fresh, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Relationships, Sentimental, Slow, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

Permalink

27-Oct-2024


Trap (2024) Bites

Hartnett's choice of psycho was goofy and almost unbearable to watch. The close-ups where he talks directly into the camera were off-putting and silly. The nepo concert felt endless and obvious. The father/daughter dynamic was thin and cardboard. They didn't show how Josh got from one place to another, he was just there. All the answers landed so simply that it trashed the clues. The twist was great as a spoken word but without presentation it's null. The home life doesn't enter until the end when we no longer give a fuck. Maybe it should have started there and include the daughter in the plot. She realizes he's psycho and has to kill him. But how?! 27-Oct-2024

Tags: 2020s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Cheeky Acting, Coincidence Laden, Daddy Squish, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, False Action, Grating, Music Murders, Music: Disposable Soundtrack, Oncer, Preposterous, Psychological, Relationships, Silly, Stupid Funny, Thriller, Timid

Permalink

27-Oct-2024


Servant, The (1963) Woof

The film presents interesting character development, a pace that is amicable and intelligent artists doing their thing. It's a product of 60's liberation. It was lust, sex and jazz. The mirror shots were cool and a stamp of British stroke. Lonely affluent man hires a streetwise butler to care for his expansive home and demands. The relationships are cold and it's hard to get a read on characters. The 50's aspect lulled me comfortably but the transition to the gogo 60's, turned my gut. Unexpected scenarios were aplenty. The film answers all our questions except, "why?" Every person we encounter is a power struggle. 26-Oct-2024

Tags: 1960s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Classic, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Psychological, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

Permalink

26-Oct-2024


Come And Get It (1936) Howl

Lumber jack foreman secures a fortunate future by destroying the competition and engaging with the boss' daughter. Edward Arnold was boisterous, empathetic and in charge as the hero with huge aspirations but prone to trigger happy endings. The logging scenes were an educational interruption that impressed me. His engagement was sidetracked by a saloon singer that was as proud of her balls as he was of his future wife's. The meet/greet was cute and sometimes funny. His greed and her heartbreak was realized. He abandons girl and his bestie for success. He bears a son that is a tower of goodness, modernity and a cause for vapors. Hot as fuck. Daddy's reign allows us to eventually turn on him. Bestie accepts responsibility by honoring what women need. Years roll by, the children mature and foreman is a parasite king pin. Boss encounters his heartbreak's daughter and subjects her to creepy adventures that don't make sense. He showers her and her family repeatedly until they become one of their own but a switch of interest from our heroine forces the hierarchy to crack. Circumstances become pervy and desperate. I understood the desire but not the pain. An old classic that dared and a heroine that stood up for herself. 17-Sep-2024

Tags: 1930s, Accidental Watch, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Romance, Star Watt, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

Permalink

21-Sep-2024




Next Page