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Swedish House Mafia Sting With a Redlight 
 

Tags: Asian, Ass, Cum, Daddy Squish, Exhibit, Fantasy, Fuck, Fuctasia, Gay, Hairy, Hole Puncher, Jock, Kiss, Latin, Massle, Muscle, Music, Parody, Party, Pillows, Plenti-fil, Ripped, Romance, Sex, Squishy, Video, Voyeur, World

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20-Nov-2022


Olivia Wilde's ex-nanny says she's 'ecstatic' Harry Styles has dumped her 

 

'That’s what happens when the ugly finally comes out! I am beyond ecstatic that Harry dropped her like a hot potato!' It's still unconfirmed who dumped who, with a source close to the pair saying they'd grown apart.

Harry Styles has dumped her

Pugh was linked to Wilde's split from Harry Styles after film set smooch

Tags: Cancellation, Celebration, Celebrity, Fail, Gossip, Hollywood, Relationships, Romance, Sex, World, Youth

Filed under: Gay+

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19-Nov-2022


Falling For Christmas (2022) Whimper

The good news: LL got her mojo back, the bad news: it's a piece of shit.

Oops, this is the poster for the sequel. 18-Nov-2022

Tags: 2020s, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Corn, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Holiday, Manipulation, Music: Disposable Soundtrack, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Relationships, Romance, Sap, Timid, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

Filed under: Movies

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18-Nov-2022


Where The Crawdads Sing (2022) Whimper

Entertainment has wrung art dry. The artists are burdened with inciting memories of great historical art and erasing them, lest the audience think they pilfered them to bring a manipulative story to the screen. You can tell the director was probably very cool headed because a household with that much violent disarray would include more horrific things. Marsh girl would have turned out a creature less human instead of a starving foreign exchange student. Daisy Edgar Jones flattens the character by not bringing star charm to a mimicking portrayal. See Sandra Dee and Troy Donahue. Even when they couldn't act, they glowed with excitement and saved a crappy movie. Her ascension to sophistication is questionable. Either her mother had a great wardrobe or girl was doing something besides chucking clams. Also, why didn't she just eat the clams? The owners of the grocery store were inspired by a very special episode of "Little House On The Prairie" featuring the blacks. A little wild girl living all alone in the swamp would attract a lot of perversion. She couldn't read but she picked up on romance real quick. She flew into her "first" kiss. How did she know? What kind of nice daddy was hers before he booked? Why was she surprised to experience Tate Walker's natural findings in the swamp? Wouldn't she have discovered it whilst being the swamp? The crime and the courtroom boredom that follows had me eye rolling. The film is a cheer for womanhood but not art. It's a facsimile. I wanted to feel something. I am a man, after all. The ending knocked it out of the park but so did Harris Dickinson, to no avail. 16-Nov-2022

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Cold, Crime Drama, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, Drama, Girlie Movie, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Preposterous, Relationships, Romance, Sap, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

Filed under: Movies

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16-Nov-2022


Mark Ruffalo Stopped Talking to Jennifer Garner Because of Her Relationship With Ben Affleck 

 

“I heard he doesn’t allow her to have male friends,” the host quipped before quickly backtracking.

Mark Ruffalo Stopped Talking to Jennifer Garner

Ben Affleck appears frustrated, vents to ex-wife

I would’ve ‘still’ been drinking if I’d stayed married to Jennifer Garner

He Was 'Pushed on Top of Me'

Tory Lanez shouted 'dance bitch!' as he shot at Megan Thee Stallion's feet

‘Home Alone’ Actor Is Accused of Trying to Strangle Girlfriend

Ben Affleck hires professional pooper scoopers to clean up his mess

Taxpayers are paying $250 a day to an asshole

Affleck Reportedly Relapses To Old Addiction Routine

Tags: $, Addiction, Alcohol, Celebrity, Daddy Squish, Friendship, Funny, Hollywood, Injury, Marriage, Men Not In Charge, Mental Health, Parody, Portrait, Relationships, Romance, Sex, Violence

Filed under: Gay+

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07-Nov-2022


Does the older guy in a relationship have to be the responsible one? 

 

Another person wrote: “I know what you mean, as an older gay man (63) who is still young-looking and not in bad shape, and I’ve been approached as well in this way,” one wrote. “However, I’m dead-set against the idea of ‘sugar daddying’ somebody. If I want a romantic partner, they have to pull their own weight, just I’d expect myself to do in any relationship.”

Does the older guy

Tags: $, Dating, Gay, Mat, Romance, Sex, Stereotype

Filed under: Gay+

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31-Oct-2022


Young gay couple jump to their deaths after posting 

 

The last photo shows the couple sharing a final kiss.

Young gay couple jump to their deaths after posting

Tags: Choices, Death, Environment, Gay, Laws, Romance, Self Defense, Survival, Treatment, World

Filed under: Gay+

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31-Oct-2022


A Doll's House (1973) Howl

A woman moving in with a man must turn the home into a dollhouse in order to make her feel like she owns it. She owns him as much as he thinks he owns her, but a toy is the only home she will ever get to own. The cast played it without pity, the story excelled as it moved, even though status has changed, emotions remain the same and Jane Fonda flexed some beautiful muscles. Freedom comes after you stop lying to yourself. A real Christmas story. 17-Oct-2022

Tags: 1970s, Chemistry, Classic, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Psychological, Relationships, Romance, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

Filed under: Movies

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17-Oct-2022


Mandy (2018) Woof

An artful relentless mess in which Lord Nicholas takes on religion and splits his asshole kicking its butt. 12-Oct-2022

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Brutal, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Director Movement, Director's Achievement, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Music Swings, Political Satire, Porn Violence, Psychological, Relationships, Revenge, Romance, Scary, Star Watt, Tough, Violent, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

Filed under: Movies

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12-Oct-2022


Fever 

Mimosa

Inside The Whale

Tags: Club Scene, Daddy Squish, Music, Portrait, Reimagined, Reinterpreted, Relationships, Respect, Re-tooled, Romance, Sex, Video

Filed under: Music

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26-Sep-2022


Never Have I Ever (2020-) BitesEarly Exit

I never will. Mindy Kalling of much success and little discernable talent. 15-Aug-2022

Tags: 2020s, Comedy, Drama, Early Exit, Insulting, Juvenile, Romance, Shrill Act, Silly, Static, Timid, Unfunny

Filed under: TV

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15-Aug-2022


Married At First Sight Australia (2015-)  Woof

My 12 year old cocksucker swallowed Hades' cum and it tasted like a raspberry margarita. Pretty boys don't need to try as hard in relationships when set up with insecure mole faces. Hercules is not that hot because he smells like a chimp. Daniel did not pass the good dick test. The horse is ashamed to admit that she was set up with a fart. Al fixed his wife by shoving his Bizarro Colin Jost dick inside her. Married women who find solace prescribing pity to a newly single newlywed are sluts. 09-Jun-2022
Hades arises from his tomb to test humanity's tolerance for truth. A woman can only fathom a dream if a gay man concocts it. Man losing his hardon for a cultural thing is a real thing. He's bald Jerry, is no longer sexually gratifying his ick. Brent is sweet to make you fat and incapable of moving when he cleans you out. Al Perkins always looks surprised to fuck. He's prettier than a boy bander and is successful in bed. That's not possible! What is his crime? A giant ear bit texan should not have to explain himself to a pretend Hillary. Maybe he hates you because you're not doing Asian right not because he hates your culture. Hades set our dicks on fire. 06-May-2022
Season 6 was withheld from us because we are not mature enough to handle emotional failure. Hades and his coven interpret every relationship based on a fairytale and are genuinely horrified when reality proves it untrue. Hades unleashes romper terminators to seduce Ares and Hercules to ignite the audience and insult the wives. I could taste the master's lava. I threw up but didn't explode. 01-Oct-2020

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Fun Acting, Funny, Hilarious, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Overcooked, Psychological, Reality, Romance, Scary, Star Watt, Sweet, Wig Crack, Words Spoke, Writ For Short Attn Spans

Filed under: TV

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09-Jun-2022


Fire Island (2022) Arf

It depicts our shortcomings in a sanitized environment. There is no outside telling us we suck so we are in a safe space. It paced itself naturally as not to impose. The cast was pleasantly supportive. The writing pondered some truth but resolved most of it with prom com magic. My Fire Island experience was rated XXX for rampant sex, sissy violence and "fuck you" friends. Family Shmamily. 05-Jun-2022

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Cliche, Comedy, Director Experiment, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Gay, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Subtle, Timid, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

Filed under: Movies

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05-Jun-2022


Temptation Island (2019-) Arf

The reunion was all about Lascelles' back fat troubles and man socks. Loving it! 29-May-2022
Daddy host kept rocking those skinny jeans. Yeehaw, cousin. Lascelle's back fat did not leave alone. Bizarro Lance Bass is dating an asian meatball. The guy with the hair is nothing but a hairball. His girlfriend thinks she's Diane Keaton in an award winning drama about failed relationships and killing lobsters. 28-May-2022
Lascelles' back fat jutted out of his giant torso and it was spectacular. The tip of his well crafted ass sparked memories of cracked wishbones. It was a lighter shade of his skin color. It was so wonderfully squishy. I imagined his ass sparkling in the dark. Beautiful contrast. Kittykats came to nip at homeboy but he became enraged. He only has eyes for hostile women. Two men got to see their future exes get it on with Hollywood sex workers. Mark Wahlberg attempted to bring skinny jeans back. Please let him. Girls have extensions, men need to parade what make gays swoon. It's joyful. Brains don't count. It was a black thing wasn't it. You didn't want to see it constantly. Thank God for latin TV, they are always five years behind. Back to the horny women. They were both riotous but only one moaned for more and then more. Was the fucker at his limit or was she granting him the permission to add two more inches every 20 seconds? Either way. Yikes!! 14-Apr-2022
Daddy's teeth don't work in a bonfire setting either. Okay. Some of those idiot things are melting my loins. Ack! 13-Apr-2022
Open marriages exist when one partner grows weary of the other's sex. You think? 31-Mar-2022
Mark Walberg's teeth are so white that he clashes with the sun. If you can't trust a man because he texts other girls you are Sherlock Holmes not paranoid. Fuck you, therapists! None of the boys are worth fealty. They're ack! There is some pretty ones on the Hollywood hooker side of the group but the caliber of men is very "Oscar," not deserving this year. A beast brother is rocking blue eyes and Cindy Brady curls. Ack. A guy from the Bronx is auditioning for West Side Story 2. Double ack. One of the tempted males is rocking doggy style long hair. You know, the haircut that separates the weave from your hair by curling at a non realistic point like all the females are wearing. Ghastly. 18-Mar-2022

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Cooking, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Home Improvement, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Pretty, Romance, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Twisty, Unity, Us, Weird

Filed under: TV

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29-May-2022


 

Tags: Big Cock, Black, Daddy Squish, Fat Cock, Muscle, Pillows, Ripped, Romance, Squishy

Filed under: Photos_(NSFW)

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27-May-2022




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