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Wisps Posts Tagged as 'Parody'

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Angry Dad: you are not breaking my daughter.

10 Inch Boyfriend: sir, guys with small dicks are bad too, they become violent because they can't be us. Again, no disrespect, sir but you know she's not a virgin anymore, right?

Angry Dad: why you...

Daughter: stop it, dad! I haven't been fresh in over five years. 05-Feb-2023
The only way to ensure that your teenage daughters/boys stay fresh is to have someone measure the dicks of every boy they bring home. It doesn't need to be perverted. I'm sure we can safely create a gadget we can point at a kid's crotch and it gives you a reading. 8 inches soft and 10 hard. 03-Feb-2023

Tags: Advice, Parenting, Parenting 101, Parody, Reality, Sex, Treatment, Youth

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05-Feb-2023


 

Oh crap. Three of my holes were abused by that thing and I felt no pleasure. What am I? 08-Dec-2022
Oh fuck. None of the three holes worked on Pinnocchio, he must be an other. 08-Dec-2022
If a kid can't figure out what goes where, they will when they see each other. They already know they have to get naked because of all the times they caught their parents having sex, sometimes not even with each other but what goes where? Oh, something's getting hard, with a mind of its own and seeking holes for satisfaction, the other might feel a throb, a pee and a desire to rub it. I know! Since you have 3 holes, I'll shove my Pinnocchio down one of them and see if any of them do the trick. Class over! 08-Dec-2022

Tags: Parenting 101, Parody, Sex Ed

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08-Dec-2022


 

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11-Apr-2022


 

Karma is getting so fucked up that even though you knew it was too much you did it anyway because you were so fucked up. Karma. Spending the rest of the night spraying digested food and shitting on your friends. 07-Feb-2022

Tags: Celebrity, Parody, Pondering

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07-Feb-2022


 

Tags: Celebrity, Opinion, Parody, Sex

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10-Dec-2021


 

Sex experts Dan Savage and Esther Perel explain why people cheat on their partners

The only men that don't cheat are the ones with mental or physical diseases, they can't, they shouldn't and or don't move. Otherwise, have your pick, ladies!... and gentlemen.

(My mother picked wisely. He's stupid, well-hung and able to work. See pic above. Welcome back, buddy!) 07-May-2021

Tags: Parenting 101, Parody, Relationships

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07-May-2021


 

We're here, we're queer and we're going to fuck your husbands! 04-Apr-2021

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04-Apr-2021


 

Prov 22:15: “Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.” Prov 23:13-14: “Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell (i.e. death).” 13-Jan-2020

Tags: Parenting, Parody, Religion, Respect, Violence

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13-Jan-2020