Wisps Posts Tagged as 'Parody'
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Peter Parker is being raised gay by biological daddy, Peacemaker. He catches daddy fucking Bizarro Superboy one day. Woke Spider-Man never shot a straight web again and the world never got saved. 11-Apr-2022
If I had a DNA gayby I wouldn't raise it like a gay superhero. I'm not on a revenge life course. Existence functions a certain way and our role is to support it. Lest it stop rotating. We are not that special. I doubt god would tolerate us being shallow over accessories. I would bring it up with intelligent guidance and light nudges towards safety. If children are miracles why do we celebrate a change in physicality? Did god create that many mistakes? I would have adapted to whatever the child wanted to be but rules, training, punishment and fun would be a part of every chapter. A well rounded child. Why would I teach it how miserable it is to be gay, suicidal and unappreciated? Unless you're more than a bisexual. That would explain everything. They fuck anything but hate everybody. 11-Apr-2022
Daniel Radcliffe got bored of hearing opinions about the slap because it held no LGBTQ hate historical significance. Dude, I will never say slap again if you all stop spanking "Harry Potter's" ass for a fucking paycheck. Taking my Nazi gayby to all Harry Potter films is the worst movie experience of my life. He loved it because a Nazi wrote it. 01-Apr-2022
Karma is getting so fucked up that even though you knew it was too much you did it anyway because you were so fucked up. Karma. Spending the rest of the night spraying digested food and shitting on your friends. 07-Feb-2022
Sex experts Dan Savage and Esther Perel explain why people cheat on their partners
The only men that don't cheat are the ones with mental or physical diseases, they can't, they shouldn't and or don't move. Otherwise, have your pick, ladies!... and gentlemen.
(My mother picked wisely. He's stupid, well-hung and able to work. See pic above. Welcome back, buddy!) 07-May-2021
We're here, we're queer and we're going to fuck your husbands! 04-Apr-2021
Prov 22:15: “Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.” Prov 23:13-14: “Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell (i.e. death).” 13-Jan-2020
