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Calling my partner "my sexy latinx minx" is no longer an option to compel a sexy moment. Oh I got it. Whore! 26-Feb-2021
His son won't leave the nanny alone.
Son: Shut up, dad. 25-Feb-2021
Bride: did ya'll just say you had the grandchildren there?
Mom: are those real?
Dad: where's her vagina? 22-Feb-2021
Bride: Hi. Your son took my clothes, turned that zoom thing on and hurried off. My apologies. He thought it would be funny. He did want me to meet y'all though. I'm your new daughter-in-law! 21-Feb-2021