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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) Arf

It delineates the first Santa, full of godlike vengeance and destruction. The film parodies like a summer blockbuster with striking imagery and a cheerleading score. It chugs along, never delivering the titular monster and rabidly tugging at our hearts. 05-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Corn, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Fantasy, Foreign, Funny, Sort of, Horror, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Pretty, Sap, Silly, Timid, Weird

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05-Nov-2019


Supergirl (1984) No MoonsEarly Exit

It thought Three Stooges hilarity could save it. Helen Slater, her costume and her hair legitimizes it and Bochner doesn't hurt but everything else is bargain basement. I quit it because I didn't feel like falling asleep for a third time. Nobody cared. 12-Oct-2019

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Ear Prick, Early Exit, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Unfunny, Writer Humiliation

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12-Oct-2019


Aftershock (2012) Bites

The horror is rendered by characterization and the abomination is in how viciously they get treated. It may be novel for a disaster movie but it damages our senses. 04-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Porn Violence, Preposterous, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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04-Oct-2019


Halloween Tales (2017) Bites

A concoction of leftover ingredients that can't fill a tummy. 01-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Horror, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Scare Obvious, Silly, Tedium

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01-Oct-2019


Boys In Trees (2016) Arf

Rekindling a bromance. There were so many elements that could have thrust the story forward but the director was so intent on a surprise ending that his magic tricks don't total rationality. It's underhanded. The film relies heavily on Toby Wallace, whose star endowment keeps it flowing and wrings the only emotion at end. 23-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Romance, Timid, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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23-Sep-2019


Us (2019) No Moons

When a director can't wrangle a decent performance from two accomplished actresses (Nyong'o and Moss,) he isn't done with his training. The movie makes no sense and it doesn't deserve to breathe on anything resembling art. 15-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Daddy Squish, Eye Gouge, Funny, Sort of, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Weird, Writer Humiliation

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15-Sep-2019


Stitch! The Movie (2003) Whimper

The formula quickly evaporates. It's title elicits more excitement. 29-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Action, By the Numbers, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Oncer, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, TV-like

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29-Jun-2019


Santa Claus (1959) Arf

The mind sizzles with filmic ideas but it rejects the flipping from good to evil. It's a concoction for idle thinkers. 26-Dec-2018

Tags: 1950s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Director's Touch, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Foreign, Funny, Holiday, Music Swings, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Preposterous, Scary, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Silly, Sweet, Tacky, Tedium, Twisty, Ugly Art, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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26-Dec-2018


Roma (2018) Arf

Cuaron's acute respect for the latino community grants the actors a flow of naturalness. He stills the camera and holds us down but the punches are seldom. His scrupulousness doesn't allow the story to move forward, to be appreciated or ingested. Black and white is an art trick that binds it to a timeless blur. 20-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, Cold, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Foreign: Spanish, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Oncer, Political, Repetitive, Sentimental, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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20-Dec-2018


Don't Sleep (2017) Bites

The irony of the title is that it took me 6 tries to complete because it kept knocking me out. There's pretty boy enthusiasm in front of the camera but behind, they couldn't scare a bird. 11-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, False Action, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Twinkie, Unenthusiastic, Weird, Writer Humiliation

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11-Dec-2018


All Eyes On Me (2017) Bites

I don't understand the sanctification. Only reality befits his truth. He was a musician with a thug problem. 29-Nov-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Drama, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sap, Shrill Act, Timid, TV-like

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29-Nov-2018


Seven in Heaven (2018) Bites

Having the entitled open doors to a life disadvantaged people suffer constantly isn't frightening, its insulting. 27-Nov-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Tedium, Timid, TV-like

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27-Nov-2018


Fist Fight (2017) No MoonsEarly Exit

Instead of expounding on the challenges of education they blast the ridiculousness of adult immaturity. The overload of stereotypes swats the funny. 23-Nov-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Unfunny

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23-Nov-2018


Down (2001) Whimper

The act is porny, the conversations are ear splitting but the elevator has a wicked sense of humor. 27-Sep-2018

Tags: 2000s, Action Stomper, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Director's Touch, Drama, Ear Prick, Funny, Gory, Horror, Indecipherable, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Tough

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27-Sep-2018


Confessions of a Pop Performer (1975) Whimper

It's a constant pile-up you can't stop watching. 25-Sep-2018

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Funny, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Music Murders, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Porn, Preposterous, Rapey, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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25-Sep-2018




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