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Married At First Sight (2014-) Howl

S11E12. Memories. Tree Banger expressed joy at being matched with a jungle woman. Banger Jungle roared and squelched like that funny actress on Wonder Woman 2 with shittier effects. Woody continued his act. The wife may be slaughtered when unable to scream. What the fuck does that mean? He fucked up my channel. If Freddy had designed nightmare wet dreams Brett would be in all of them. Olivia is a dream that awakens despair. I could have strangle fucked the bird and he would have said, "now you're getting it," as the mermaid holds a ray gun to my head that stuns dick. Miles and Karen. Miles, in my hood, you would have arrived at satisfaction, received a polish and a topper, a perfect manicure and a shave and wet worship manhandling. He would return having sacrificed enough joy to deal with her. 02-Oct-2020
The experts supplied the duos with the "Know You" quiz I invented five years ago and we got to know them better. Women are going to have to decide if the switch of power is suitable for male/female relationship success. Men are displaying feelings, getting insecurities, are depressed and vagina does not like it. They've become sensitive mothers with no wombs. They wont dare go near one unless she writes "yes, please!" on their chests. Woody transmitted porn vibrations and a hurtful soul. Amani played along with him. They discussed getting a dog with Woods not wanting one and Amani demanding one. Same solution as with the kids. She gets a dog and the kids get smacked every time they don't pick up after it. Scuttle opened up to the ocean and the mermaid and she tail thrashed him. I felt bad for him. It's not her fault either. Everyone deserves to get who they want. The mismatch almost seems like a producer in-joke. Olivia called out Brett's sarcastic look, talk and breath. She "officially" proclaimed he was Jekyll in front of the camera and Hyde behind it. He answered every question like a male escort, drank a shark drink like it was real and ate his taco like it was Olivia. Karen's constant belittling of Miles sexuality makes it seem she needs to check her own. Miles sperm dried up when the expert suggested they take sex off the table. Dude, run! The expert's disdain for cats was a detail I wished I'd miss. After it attacked her, she shooshed it away real polite and ratched. Banger wife re-attached a friend's finger after the Tree accidentally cut it off. I hope she flossed before the operation. Safety first. 24-Sep-2020
Daily routines were observed and only sarcasm relayed the truth. Amani spits toothpaste onto your hair. Woody awakens like a senior and avoids the night like a feeble. Olivia startles awake and Brett arises perfect. Tree Banger coyly called out wifey for a lack of cleanliness but she didn't bite. She's the breadwinner and he is the service. Case closed. The mermaid princess got together with another couple and ate Sebastian's grandchildren. Scuttle (the bird) spent half the time standing and perching. Amani attempted to have Scuttle confide in her but besides babbling about how impatience scares him, there wasn't much for Amani to capture from birdspeak. The princess was not amused that he thought her rude to her subjects. The bird, who never talks, complained about her lack of communication. They rethought things and decided the attention and cha-ching that may follow will be worth the marriage. To my chagrin Scuttle compared himself to a turtle. I blurted, "really?" His face twitches 50 times before a turtle blinks and are the feathers there to hide his shell? Brett attracted gay woodies at a rock climbing event then played "Trivia" at a bar with Olivia and her friends. The questions went over his head, he became surly and uncooperative exclaiming that what they were playing wasn't trivia. Wife was overcome with weakness, stepped out and had a meaningless conversation with her friend about how he doesn't want to be a part of them. I was team Brett all the way. The game was shit and the friends were condescending. Woody and Amani discussed child whipping. She was against it and he was raised with it. Of course, he acquiesced but thought...fuck it, a slap and a threat when she's not around, they won't tell. Executive decision yelled rape with a but. I have no understanding of her type. By proclaiming to be so empowered she has become the weakest bride. If you need to pay someone to show you what closeness is, you're a robot. Let the daddy loose or fuck his brains out. You only live once. 17-Sep-2020
Hollywood dating was in effect. Karen and Miles went food shopping. I would have picked up Popeyes before heading home just to annoy her. Executive Decision (Karen) declared foul once again. She can't deal being matched with a girl. What kind of bulls are in this woman's life? Daddy just wants some bear hugs, teet tweaks, a yank and maybe a pull. As soon as daddy put his sex foot forward, she yelled rape. She's not suitable for human contact. The Bangers went slacklining. I would have pulled out my scissors and cut the line but this couple is about celebrating every stupid little thing. The banana tree broke peer sex pressure and popped the wife which lent him "I can do better" arrogance as he regaled her for being unkempt and undutiful. He also chose space instead of her. That'll teach her not to clean the bathroom. The bird taught aquatic maiden to golf and a human tried teaching them to dance. I wondered if his head whips spontaneously back and forth during oral service. Olivia and Brett went on a Republican alligator expedition. Brett was especially upset when he realized there'd be no alligators attacking the boat or his wife. Stupid and funny reactions were enabled with an addendum stating Brett would be honored to push his wife out of a plane. 09-Sep-2020
The couples prepared for company. Brett called Pastor Cal a dik and went missing for hours. Next day he returned to celebrate his marriage to a nurse practitioner with free access to drugs. Party time. Brett compared his wife to Nurse Jackie and gossiped to his friends that there was a lot of big dick in Mexico. The Bangers played house. Tree Banger rocked some jack-o-lantern cotton as his head made a great wick. The aquatic princess couldn't think of a favorite childhood food even though she's a mermaid and was cooking fish. The Dracula wives made a return to authenticate that their bff was the best victim a woman could ask for - without the sex part. Karen softened to the idea of their being some Perry in Madea. The village partiers "sex bashed" the men that weren't measuring up. The chants in favor of rape were horrific. Do you want him to pull your hair? Yes, that would be nice. Choking. If he knows the safe word, yes. Will you let him say the first word? Absolutely! Can you beg to push things along? Absolutely fucking not, I'm still a woman. Rape. 02-Sep-2020

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Abuse, Adorable, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Cliche, Comedy, Comic Book, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Discomfort, Drama, Emasculating, Fantasy, Fatigue, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Home Improvement, Maddening, Manipulation, Over the Top, Overcooked, Pitchy, Political, Psychological, Relationships, Shrill Act, Suspense, Warbly, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ For Short Attn Spans

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02-Oct-2020


Emmy Awards (2020) BitesEarly Exit

Kimmel could have been cheaply portrayed by any muppet from Sesame Street and Anthony Anderson wouldn't have made Elmo take a knee for being inappropriately funnier than him. The comedy was Blue's Clues challenging and hostility safe. They found three drag queens to applaud for RuPaul as long as they were not in the same room. Everyone had observations as to how we can continue to give them a great life even though they suck up most of it. I tuned out as soon as the Queen Mother of Greed honored Madea for inspiring Drag Race. Really? Of course, I tuned back in for super daddy Succession and mama Zendaya. Maybe a little longer. People are angry because the rich keep celebrating things and doing nothing. Thanks for the sign but can you shove one less spoiled kid with a special price tag in my face? I'm not gay enough for Schitt's Creek, not butch enough for Killing Eve and not girl enough for Normal People. The show only confirms that I will see the end of the world. Congratulations, winners! 20-Sep-2020

Tags: 2020s, Abuse, Awards, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Cliche, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Drag, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch

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20-Sep-2020


Camp Getaway (2020-) No MoonsEarly Exit

It needs a serial killer. 13-May-2020

Tags: 2020s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Discomfort, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Grating, Insulting, Juvenile, Out of Place, Reality, Relationships, Sexist, Shrill Act, Silly, Static, Tacky, Warbly

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13-May-2020


Midnight Kiss (2019) Bites

Gays garnering the right to be slaughtered on film like they're straight brethren. Writing representation is limited to watching half a season of Drag Race, the eye candy is squirmy and the serial getup has no sex appeal or fright. 27-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Crime Drama, Drama, Gay, Juvenile, Over the Top, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Timid, Writ Basic

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27-Dec-2019


Carol's Second Act (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

It has a problem growing up. 08-Nov-2019
Why is Patricia Heaton acting like she switched bodies with her teen granddaughter? 27-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Out of Place, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Tired, Writ Basic

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08-Nov-2019


I-Land, The (2019-) BitesEarly Exit

Unbearable characterization and no adept drivers washing ashore. Out. 27-Sep-2019
I'm on the third episode. The curiosity is minimal, actor attitude is on high alert for no apparent reason and the dialogue is banal. Only a driver, expert at U-turns, can save it. 24-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Cliche, Conspiracy Theory, Crime Drama, Drama, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fake, Fatigue, Incomprehensible, Juvenile, Maddening, Mystery, Overcooked, Repetitive, Sci-Fi, Shrill Act, Silly, Suspense, Talk, Tedium, Tired, Weird

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27-Sep-2019


Emmy Awards (2019) Whimper

I tuned in as radio while I prepared dinner. I missed the first hour because there was important wine to drink but I tuned at the beginning of the second. Almost everything I hated won. Hollywood creates realistic art but has trouble appearing realistic. Billy added flair and Halsey held my attention, everything else was soap. We need to be convinced that human representation isn't a part-time job. Being politically correct has made everyone boring. The host wasn't the problem. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Awards, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Celebrity, Fantasy, Fatigue, Incomprehensible, Nostalgic, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Repetitive, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Static, Tacky, Talk, Tedium, Timid, Tired, Unfunny, Weird

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22-Sep-2019


Russian Doll (2019-) BitesEarly Exit

When Pinky Tuscadero introduced it we defied it. Their equality banner states that anyone can be boring. (I can't speak unidentifiable robot and it perturbed my lover.) 10-Mar-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Comedy, Cultural, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, From Another Planet, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Out of Place, Overcooked, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Tired, Weird

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10-Mar-2019


American Horror Story: Apocalypse (2018) Whimper

Bassett added salt, Jessica sprinkled seasoning and Conroy served fine china. The Antichrist wasn't built from angelic downfall but was acid to a soup that the writers unnecessarily kept reheating. 14-Nov-2018
I basked in Jessica, the story broke from its captor and the whole weaved its own fairytale ending. 18-Oct-2018
Jessica....run! 17-Sep-2018
The odd energy wasted on jumble might have spared us from a Sarah Paulson "Dracula" cliche. 17-Sep-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Conspiracy Theory, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Fake, Fatigue, From Another Planet, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Horror, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Manipulation, Overcooked, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Talk, Tedium, Weird

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14-Nov-2018


Saturday Night Live (2018-) No MoonsEarly Exit

My lover and I quit you. 30-Sep-2018
Matt revved it up, Rachel graced it, the steadies couldn't overcome it, the host is best I don't mention and Kanye shat all over it. His disdain for all art was evident on song #1, negligence of talent and profanity (titgate? really?) towards women appeared second and historic irrationality capped the finale. He was a man who had sold his soul to the devil even if it betrayed his race and himself. Trump deserves him.

It made me angry and in need of a horror bath. 30-Sep-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, History, Horror, Inappropriate, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Political, Preachy, Sexist, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Unfunny, Weird

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30-Sep-2018


Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner (2016-) WhimperEarly Exit

I keep waiting for Martha to have a "Merlot" moment and brand the shenanigans she has to endure overdone. 19-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Juvenile, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Talk

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19-Jun-2018


Kevin Can Wait (2016 -) ArfDowngradeBitesEarly Exit

It's obvious the writer's don't write people. Only a wheelchair can keep me bound to this. 23-Apr-2018
Replacing an actress is not going to make a show better. Replacing the writers, on the other hand, might get you out of the dumpster you all landed in. 01-Oct-2017
Sometimes it seems James is the only one working to tickle us. Every performer is a cutout of the comedy formula, a little spent and not at all enterprising. The chemistry created during The Chore Weasel between Kevin and Andrew Ridings is the acid match it's star is worthy of. Unless the support wakes up, Kevin will remain atop but alone. 14-Oct-2016

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Early Exit, Fake, Fatigue, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Overcooked, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Unfunny, Weird

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23-Apr-2018


Man With a Plan (2016 -) Arf

Through the silliness they found their niche...family scorch. 03-Apr-2018
The momentum Matt retained with Episodes is lost. Everyone is coasting. You can place a drink on it (coaster) but unmoved liquid will always ooze through. 12-Nov-2016

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Fatigue, Repetitive, Silly, Star Power, Tedium, Wit Snit

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03-Apr-2018


Queer Eye (2018-) WhimperEarly Exit

If you experienced the original you will quickly lose respect for this update. I don't feel a camaraderie between the group and they could exhibit more heart and less pounce. We shouldn't splurge on us when the client is the gold. 15-Feb-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Juvenile, Shrill Act, Silly

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15-Feb-2018


Match Game (2016-) BitesEarly Exit

In the random episode I watched, Wonder Woman was loopy and off the rails, Alec Baldwin seemed like he needed assistance turning and the contestants were auditioning. The original was of its time and blended irreverence with idiocy for laughs. Adam constantly scalding Colton Haynes with hot water seems hostile when we are not privy to what the reference is. You can't become by imitating but by reinterpreting. Only in the future will we be able to deduce if this iteration has any relevance. 15-Feb-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Comic Book, Disappointment, Early Exit, Fatigue, Game Show, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Insulting, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky

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15-Feb-2018




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