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Below Deck (2013-) Howl

Scary horny privileged white women and picking on the black girl because her service on tables and in bed are not up to standard. 04-Dec-2019
A Flintstone marriage proposal was celebrated hypocritically, the Captain won a big dick contest, the camera lingered lovingly on Brian's bulge and the wit was stabby. 05-Nov-2019
The Flintstones entertained toxic female desperation. 21-Oct-2019
The Flintstones rocked the boat as the clones/guests pissed on it. 17-Jan-2019
The only thing that can save this ship is if they hire a "Florence" type from "The Jeffersons" to tell the entitled rich folks to "fuck off." 30-Nov-2017
For those questioning what sexual harassment consists of, last night's episode outlines it perfectly. Shame on you Kate for empowering the privileged creeps and hinting that a "real" yachtee would play along. Protecting your staff should always be the first priority. "Yachtee" must be code word for compliant to braggart perversion. 01-Nov-2017
Katie's wit. The Captain. Eye candy. Fun. 21-Oct-2015

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Real, Silly, Sweet, Tacky, Wit Snit

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04-Dec-2019


Kissing Booth, The (2018) Arf

Violent dream pole invigorates virgin queen to the consternation of his brother and her bestie. It's an odd concoction of disbelief. A bad boy gets rehabilitated by purity, something the girl loses as soon as he smells her. The parents are of the Charlie Brown variety, they're there but you cant really understand them and they really can't be bothered. The bestie should have been gay because watching porn together and never kissing, is weird. There are two gays that pop-up but all they do is desire, deny and dance. I'm torn. We should have family fare that looks and tastes like bubblegum (with sugar) but I think the teens could use a little cement (for their foundation.) The ending played it safe for everyone but I applaud it because it was the only choice for the genre. 03-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Adorable, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Cute, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Sweet, Words Spoke

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03-Dec-2019


American Horror Story: 1984 (2019-) Woof

S9E9. The Murphyverse met the Whedonverse and it was magical. 20-Nov-2019
S9E7. Standalone horror perfection. 01-Nov-2019
Am I going to have to take viagra for the rest of the season? I never thought I'd need it, but ok. 26-Sep-2019
Simplicity is the best tailored suit for horror. The mythology is trembly and the franchise is freshening up.

Gus Kentworthy can feed a hungry gay senior trailer park with a strip and a flex. Emma Roberts is making all the right choices. Cody Fern is still holding back a layer. Matthew Morrison's penis is LOL. Leslie Grossman works better alone. Billie Lourd wants to steal it and Papa Murph is initiating another squirt test. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Nostalgic, Political, Scary, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Third Leg Alert, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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20-Nov-2019


Velvet Buzzsaw (2019) Whimper

An expose of the art world with a horror addendum. It spends too much time characterizing a patronizing society and very little imagination bringing the art and kills to life. Jake wraps his character in queer banality and sexual confusion like the problematic characters of yore (Jodie Dallas from Soap and Steven Carrington from Dynasty.) I'm starting to believe he actually may be straight. 20-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Maddening, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Static, Tedium, Timid, Tired, Weird, Wit Crack

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20-Nov-2019


Let It Snow (2019) Arf

Christmas teen puff. Everything is safe and unrealistic, its sole purpose, to make us feel good. Like most holidays, it's the music that lingers. 18-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Cliche, Comedy, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Music Rocks, Nostalgic, Preachy, Predictable, Pretty, Relationships, Sap, Star Watt, Sweet, Timid

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18-Nov-2019


Starred Up (2013) Howl

Fixing anger management whilst in prison. Jack O'Connell wholly conveys a ferocious and unchained delinquent with soft edging. Ben Mendelsohn is definitely the dad you don't want raising you in prison. Rupert Friend is the therapist that wants to reform them expressing very well through character evolvement that they can also reform him. Well acted, "candy-colored," well made. A take on the anger that builds in the underprivileged man. 15-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Life, Macho Posing, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Nov-2019


Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Woof

It veers and continues, adds Big Bang to theorize whilst amping prior situations to add a new mystery. They rip a few pages from Halloween 2 and all the audacity from Back to the Future Part II. 27-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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27-Oct-2019


Giant Little Ones (2018) Woof

A bj amongst boys causes consternation amongst girlfriends, family and friendships. It's Brokeback High with much consideration to honesty, acceptance and meditation. The teens keep it pretty, the elders transmit concern and the whole perches confusingly, like real life. 27-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Timid, Writ Tight

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27-Oct-2019


El Angel (2018) Woof

The angel is a pretty boy thug serial menace. The treatment is enamored of its subject, diluting his gay tendencies and celebrating every crime as a cute inspired revolution. Lorenzo Ferro keeps the character charged and the film pulsing but the consequences for heinous are overlooked. I could smell the 70s. 24-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Foreign: Spanish, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Suspense, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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24-Oct-2019


Happy Death Day (2017) Woof

It serves exactly what was on the menu: a teen romcom with knives. 24-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Mystery, Revenge, Romance, Suspense, Twinkie, Twisty, Writ Tight

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24-Oct-2019


Glass (2018) Whimper

McAvoy is body jacked but his interpretive personalities are TMI agony. The film utters comic book lore without smashing any of it. M. Knight was so obsessed with exercising a singular idea (superhero or not) that the film contains no vibrant standpoint. My foundation remained unrooted. 23-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Indecipherable, Over the Top, Silly, Suspense

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23-Oct-2019


Alladin (2019) Arf

All the boys needed testosterone shots on vocals. Guy Ritchie has the balls to make a dream come true but has no audacity to eject it with soul. Smith is an imposing genie that computes the gay with little gumption. Mr. Massoud (Aladdin) squishes triumphantly but with too much modern awareness. Naomi Scott (Jasmine) is the only with a voice but she is too liberated in her femininity to convey the struggles of Jasmine's past. Marwin Kenzari squishes delightfully as a person but lends no voice or stature to Jafar. Ritchie brings as many things to life as he killed. 22-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Comic Book, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Over the Top, Pretty, Romance, Sap, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Oct-2019


90 Day Fiance: The Other Way, Tell All (2019) Woof

The silences were as creepy as the perjury. The individuals allowed the worst to happen to them because they misconstrued social media's message of full acceptance. When danger is involved, you allow mental clarity to check in not ask it to make you blind. It was an unintentional Halloween special that intrigued and horrified with no special thought. We yelled at the screen but they didn't listen. Everyone knows that Cinderella marrying Shrek is bad. 21-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Abuse, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Cliche, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Cowboy, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Psychological, Reality, Relationships, Repetitive, Romance, Safety, Sap, Scary, Sexist, Showy, Shrill Act, Silly, Suspense, Tacky, Talk, Travel, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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21-Oct-2019


After (2019) Woof

Swoon worthy romance uplifted by an amiable cast, pensive writing, a beautiful girl and a squish with a killer accent. 18-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Director's Touch, Drama, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Light, Pretty, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Soundtrack Rocks, Squish Alert, Sweet, Writ Tight

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18-Oct-2019


Superstore (2015-) Bites

It's ok. The next two had me eye rolling. 16-Oct-2019
Uh oh. The third episode on racism, made me laugh. 30-Sep-2019
Even though Ferrera and Feldman are super cute, the characters are super cocky with no discerning bulge to back them up. It integrates social media topics to appear cool but its view doesn't distinguish it. 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Hyper, Juvenile, Maddening, Overcooked, Predictable, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Unfunny, Writ For Short Attn Spans

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16-Oct-2019




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