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Goldfinch, The (2019) Whimper

Boy suffers the loss of his mom, who dies in an explosion, but gains a piece of priceless art. Sarah Paulson has a moment as a bimbo and Nic adds an elegant presence to an adoptive mom but the characters have no foundation for any actor to stem from. The boy, in particular, acts as the scene needs, not as his character would. Ansel achieves a spark because he's trying to understand it as much as we are. It's a hard sell because the mystery doesn't amount to a life altering choice, it just is. A sweet sentiment with absolutely no sugar. 26-May-2020

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Cold, Conspiracy Theory, Director Slouch, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Inactivity, Mystery, Silly, Star Watt, Tedium, Too Long, Unenthusiastic, Vague, Weird

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26-May-2020


Third Day, The (1965) Arf

Can a man become an enlightened human if an accident causes him amnesia? Not if your mug is still wanted for murder.

George Peppard is grand business daddy, never demurring from blankness while still eliciting great face.

Elizabeth Ashley was privileged bitch wife, with an redemptive opportunity for love and a zestful beauty of another.

Sally Kellerman knew how to turn it on and shut men down.

Mona Washbourne elicited comic wit relief and parental heartbreak.

Roddy McDowell. The best cocksucker in Hollywood actually had other talents.

Arte Johnson crept trying to put a creepy face on a "love me" persona.

Music. It sounded like every summer blockbuster score rolled into one.

It's sumptuously over, to guiltily enjoy. 11-May-2020

Tags: 1960s, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Elegance, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Relationships, Revenge, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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11-May-2020


Sunday Bloody Sunday (1971) Arf

Stagnant study, of a woman and a man sharing a relationship with a twinkster. The rules are the same no matter the generation or the politic. The bird marches on the streets of beauty, protesting the disparity of life while ignoring the feelings of those around him. His fluidity grants him power to cross pollinate and be voraciously welcomed by those of privilege whose lack in life is progressive. To the woman he brings sexual fulfillment and purpose, to the man, a sense of accomplishment and pride. Youth ping pongs between them like the parents he needs right now, not the lovers he'll end up with, later. Birds must fly as parents must contend with surviving on memories. Children and family are an aside that contain the most life. The children annoy as much as delight, smoking drugs, having fits, asking complicated questions, noticing sexual things and killing dogs. 06-May-2020

Tags: 1970s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Political, Relationships, Star Watt, Subtle, Tedium, Timid, Vague, Words Spoke

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06-May-2020


Lighthouse, The (2019) Woof

A psychology whose study is based at its present moment. Dafoe arghs and puffs with superiority and a seasoning of humanity. Pattinson is learning, maturing and blowing things up. A beautiful coupling. 03-May-2020

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Magnetism, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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03-May-2020


Frozen II (2019) Whimper

Its beauty is deceptive.

There is no thought or flourish to the story and no realism to the dialogue. Children have deeper conversations than this.

They are constantly bombarded by magical things, yet still wonder at the next.

The songs are its enemy. The songwriters write songs for talkers not classically trained singers. The musical artists could not wrap their talent around them. The words weren't tonal or melodious. (A thesaurus might have helped.) Each song was a giant whoopee cushion to the ear.

I wished the snowman had melted. (I'm sorry, I've spent too much time with Gervais.)

The presentation is built to make a grown man cringe.

If it weren't so gorgeous, I'd stop fucking it.

Bring on number 3. (Sigh) 02-May-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Beautiful, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Touch, Drama, Ear Prick, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Gay Swatch, Grating, Manipulation, Music Murders, Musical Bombast, Preachy, Sap, Shrill Act, Timid

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02-May-2020


We The Animals (2018) Whimper

Neglectful, abusive parenting and the unruly children it creates. Papi squishes to no avail and mama ponders daddy dick so mightily that she relegates the boys to tools of diversion. The boys are cold specimens meandering the world fantasizing in it or fucking with it because they have no life skills. In the end, we are supposed to celebrate a sexual awakening that smells of molestation. I'm not good with that. 26-Apr-2020

Tags: 2010s, Cold, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Relationships, Tedium, Twinkie, Weird

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26-Apr-2020


Boston Strangler, The (1968) Howl

Sex choking was once frowned upon. The investigation is encyclopedic, the case stimulates, the actors vibrate and the director engineers massive art flourish. We eagerly anticipate the Tony Curtis show and he doesn't disappoint. He strips down to his DNA, extending the psychosis and the lack of control that curses a killer. 14-Apr-2020

Tags: 1960s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Mystery, Political, Star Watt, Suspense, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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14-Apr-2020


I Kill Giants (2017) Whimper

She kills giants and she's not afraid of them but then proceeds to quiver and weep at the thought. Having little girls spew superhero corn is cringey and embarrassingly hilarious. The girl on girl was tender but the titular was a smoky abstract. I was a bit confused by the giants. Why kill something that hands such good life advice upon victory or is that the point? Are they fortune cookies? 09-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Action, Camp, Comic Book, Crapfun, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Mystery, Preposterous, Sweet, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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09-Mar-2020


Henry Gamble's Birthday Party (2015) Woof

The chains religion affixes on its followers and the opposition it judges.

Wine is the devil's blood.. desire is for cretins... the sins fade if you invoke his word by chanting it ceaselessly and mechanically, irritating anyone who hears it... skimpy leads to lust which leads to sex and maybe some joy... gay sex is the worst of all, they punish you for that... The film juggles all of it honestly.

Where there is fire there is wood, laying underneath elevating the flames while they smolder to ash. The Leftists awaken enough to overturn an honored twink's christian birthday party.

Everyone gets heard, everyone gets fed up and some actually become what everyone else can't... themselves.
 01-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Cultish, Cultural, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Life, Political, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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01-Mar-2020


To All The Boys I Loved Before 2 (2020) Woof

The protagonists ease us in, the rehash disappoints and I wish the support could do more than hold the leads' walls. I wanted to engage in Lara Jean's and Peter's commitment. The fragility that Lara Jean exposed would, in the real world, bring her hurt. Cheating cannot be the only reason couples break up. I will continue to watch but it needs to consummate (not talking about sex.) 29-Feb-2020

Tags: 2020s, Adorable, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Sweet, Touching, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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29-Feb-2020


To All The Boys I Loved Before (2018) Woof

Teen romcom sweetness. 23-Feb-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Romance, Sentimental, Sweet, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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23-Feb-2020


Downton Abbey (2019) Woof

Everything was comfortable, a lot of it seemed sad, the cast set their acting dials high and that was a pittance. They also found a way to rebound from it. It was probably myself adjusting to it but they pulled off honoring their TV charisma. A charming fragrance that doesn't linger. 25-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Musical Bombast, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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25-Jan-2020


Wound, The (2017) Woof

Honoring male privilege while contesting the rules. The gay is treated as a natural conjecture that doesn't adhere to God's Plan but satiates a hungry soul. The men push God's Plan, diddle each other whenever possible and don't allow snot nosed effete city boys to put a label on it. The ending spells it out. 21-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Macho Posing, Political, Romance, Sexy, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twinkie, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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21-Jan-2020


Eyes Of My Mother, The (2016) Arf

The film adds no psychological perception of its theme. The director contributes affecting shots but the scares arise from unbound cruelty. 26-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Director's Slice, Gay Swatch, Horror, Indecipherable, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Over the Top, Scary, Tough, Vague, Weird

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26-Dec-2019


Venus In Furs (1969) Whimper

Hot stuff (James Darrin) obsesses over dead girl. Like the drugged out haze it was written and directed in, the film lingers on aspects that make it boring. It was bold to include an interracial couple and lesbians romping freely but the sex scenes consisted of a man's back against a woman's catlike nails on repetition. Giving Barbara McNair the insufferable title song hurt her vocal chords and our ears. By the end, you'll feel as misplaced as James Darrin. 20-Dec-2019

Tags: 1960s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Music Murders, Mystery, Oncer, Open Ending, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, Twisty, Vague

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20-Dec-2019




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