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Kissing Booth, The (2018) Arf

Violent dream pole invigorates virgin queen to the consternation of his brother and her bestie. It's an odd concoction of disbelief. A bad boy gets rehabilitated by purity, something the girl loses as soon as he smells her. The parents are of the Charlie Brown variety, they're there but you cant really understand them and they really can't be bothered. The bestie should have been gay because watching porn together and never kissing, is weird. There are two gays that pop-up but all they do is desire, deny and dance. I'm torn. We should have family fare that looks and tastes like bubblegum (with sugar) but I think the teens could use a little cement (for their foundation.) The ending played it safe for everyone but I applaud it because it was the only choice for the genre. 03-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Adorable, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Cute, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Sweet, Words Spoke

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03-Dec-2019


Starred Up (2013) Howl

Fixing anger management whilst in prison. Jack O'Connell wholly conveys a ferocious and unchained delinquent with soft edging. Ben Mendelsohn is definitely the dad you don't want raising you in prison. Rupert Friend is the therapist that wants to reform them expressing very well through character evolvement that they can also reform him. Well acted, "candy-colored," well made. A take on the anger that builds in the underprivileged man. 15-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Life, Macho Posing, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Nov-2019


Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Woof

It veers and continues, adds Big Bang to theorize whilst amping prior situations to add a new mystery. They rip a few pages from Halloween 2 and all the audacity from Back to the Future Part II. 27-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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27-Oct-2019


Giant Little Ones (2018) Woof

A bj amongst boys causes consternation amongst girlfriends, family and friendships. It's Brokeback High with much consideration to honesty, acceptance and meditation. The teens keep it pretty, the elders transmit concern and the whole perches confusingly, like real life. 27-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Timid, Writ Tight

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27-Oct-2019


El Angel (2018) Woof

The angel is a pretty boy thug serial menace. The treatment is enamored of its subject, diluting his gay tendencies and celebrating every crime as a cute inspired revolution. Lorenzo Ferro keeps the character charged and the film pulsing but the consequences for heinous are overlooked. I could smell the 70s. 24-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Foreign: Spanish, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Suspense, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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24-Oct-2019


Happy Death Day (2017) Woof

It serves exactly what was on the menu: a teen romcom with knives. 24-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Mystery, Revenge, Romance, Suspense, Twinkie, Twisty, Writ Tight

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24-Oct-2019


Glass (2018) Whimper

McAvoy is body jacked but his interpretive personalities are TMI agony. The film utters comic book lore without smashing any of it. M. Knight was so obsessed with exercising a singular idea (superhero or not) that the film contains no vibrant standpoint. My foundation remained unrooted. 23-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Indecipherable, Over the Top, Silly, Suspense

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23-Oct-2019


Alladin (2019) Arf

All the boys needed testosterone shots on vocals. Guy Ritchie has the balls to make a dream come true but has no audacity to eject it with soul. Smith is an imposing genie that computes the gay with little gumption. Mr. Massoud (Aladdin) squishes triumphantly but with too much modern awareness. Naomi Scott (Jasmine) is the only with a voice but she is too liberated in her femininity to convey the struggles of Jasmine's past. Marwin Kenzari squishes delightfully as a person but lends no voice or stature to Jafar. Ritchie brings as many things to life as he killed. 22-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Comic Book, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Over the Top, Pretty, Romance, Sap, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Oct-2019


Aniara (2018) WhimperEarly Exit

It's a post apocalyptic climate change resolution that speaks in a tongue that isn't closed captioned. 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Conspiracy Theory, Foreign, Gay Swatch, Indecipherable, Mystery, Political Satire, SciFi, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Weird

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29-Sep-2019


Green Book (2018) Woof

I was predetermined to quit and I almost did at the beginning of Philadelphia but the film had an insistence on allocating an interracial message of unity. Ali rendered a painfully stoic sexual conundrum with too much high and no might. His fingers were the only part of his body trying to throb his character to life. He needed to fill the holes inherited by a lack of backstory. Mortensen breaks through the wrappings to inhabit but the tonal enthusiasm and scrunched up faces spawn 2D animation. It was funny, I drifted with the conversations, history was respected but I never once felt any of it happened. A slow seduction would have blown everything out of the park.

PS: If it makes everyone feel equal to be unpretty then we should stop saying "the magic of Hollywood." 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Life, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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29-Sep-2019


Crazy Rich Asians (2018) Woof

The presentation is a pristine and elegant throwback to the great traditions that made us and the new ones that maintain us. Actor likability is high, writing vibrates and its style is effervescent. 14-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Romance, Sap, Sentimental, Sweet, Writ Tight

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14-Sep-2019


Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018) Howl

The quest for survival does not always entail good judgment. Melissa immerses herself in a character that is designed to grate, frustrate and devour and supplies her with a humanity we can sympathize with. We ride happily along as she eviscerates the establishment that pulled the pedestal from under her because she wouldn't play the game. The support is top notch and the writing barks. 05-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bio, Chemistry, Comedy, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Political Satire, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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05-Sep-2019


A Star Is Born (2018) Whimper

Unkempt and unglam remake that barely absorbs its time to set it apart. The music doesn't fulfill a star's talent, the gays are accessorized, and though there is regard between the leads, there is no heat. Cooper steals Kristofferson's voice but incorporates no swag; Gaga is just practicing. It's a cold and reductive remake. 03-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inactivity, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Music Murders, Over the Top, Predictable, Romance, Silly, Tacky, Timid, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic

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03-Sep-2019


Stitch! The Movie (2003) Whimper

The formula quickly evaporates. It's title elicits more excitement. 29-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Action, By the Numbers, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Oncer, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, TV-like

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29-Jun-2019


Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has A Glitch (2005) Woof

It might be lighter and tucked in but it has the same heart. 10-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Action, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Pretty, Sentimental, Sweet, Touching, Writ Tight

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10-Jun-2019




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