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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Gay Swatch'

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Alladin (2019) Arf

All the boys needed a testosterone shot on vocals. Guy Ritchie has the balls to make a dream come true but has no audacity in ejecting it with soul. Smith is an imposing genie that computes the gay with little gumption. Mr. Massoud (Aladdin) squishes triumphantly but with too much modern awareness. Naomi Scott (Jasmine) is the only with a voice but she is too liberated in her femininity to convey the struggles of Jasmine's past. Marwin Kenzari squishes delightfully as a person but lends no voice or stature to Jafar. Ritchie brings as many things to life as he killed. 22-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Comic Book, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Over the Top, Pretty, Romance, Sap, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Oct-2019


Aniara (2018) WhimperEarly Exit

It's a post apocalyptic climate change resolution that speaks in a tongue that isn't closed captioned. 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Conspiracy Theory, Foreign, Gay Swatch, Indecipherable, Mystery, Political Satire, SciFi, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Weird

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29-Sep-2019


Green Book (2018) Woof

I was predetermined to quit and I almost did at the beginning of Philadelphia but the film had an insistence on allocating an interracial message of unity. Ali rendered a painfully stoic sexual conundrum with too much high and no might. His fingers were the only part of his body trying to throb his character to life. He needed to fill the holes inherited by a lack of backstory. Mortensen breaks through the wrappings to inhabit but the tonal enthusiasm and scrunched up faces spawn 2D animation. It was funny, I drifted with the conversations, history was respected but I never once felt any of it happened. A slow seduction would have blown everything out of the park.

PS: If it makes everyone feel equal to be unpretty then we should stop saying "the magic of Hollywood." 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Life, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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29-Sep-2019


Crazy Rich Asians (2018) Woof

The presentation is a pristine and elegant throwback to the great traditions that made us and the new ones that maintain us. Actor likability is high, writing vibrates and its style is effervescent. 14-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Romance, Sap, Sentimental, Sweet, Writ Tight

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14-Sep-2019


Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018) Howl

The quest for survival does not always entail good judgment. Melissa immerses herself in a character that is designed to grate, frustrate and devour and supplies her with a humanity we can sympathize with. We ride happily along as she eviscerates the establishment that pulled the pedestal from under her because she wouldn't play the game. The support is top notch and the writing barks. 05-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bio, Chemistry, Comedy, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Political Satire, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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05-Sep-2019


A Star Is Born (2018) Whimper

Unkempt and unglam remake that barely absorbs its time to set it apart. The music doesn't fulfill a star's talent, the gays are accessorized, and though there is regard between the leads, there is no heat. Cooper steals Kristofferson's voice but incorporates no swag; Gaga is just practicing. It's a cold and reductive remake. 03-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inactivity, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Music Murders, Over the Top, Predictable, Romance, Silly, Tacky, Timid, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic

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03-Sep-2019


Stitch! The Movie (2003) Whimper

The formula quickly evaporates. It's title elicits more excitement. 29-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Action, By the Numbers, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Oncer, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, TV-like

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29-Jun-2019


Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has A Glitch (2005) Woof

It might be lighter and tucked in but it has the same heart. 10-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Action, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Pretty, Sentimental, Sweet, Touching, Writ Tight

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10-Jun-2019


Object Of My Affection, The (1998) Arf

The intention is for its gay representation to be inclusive and equal to a straight lifestyle. It touches upon authentic concerns but its reality is askew. The main two keep chugging the charm and Allison Janney creates stillness when she exits a shot but it's a gay film made to satiate a hetero audience. 20-May-2019

Tags: 1990s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Sentimental, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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20-May-2019


Avengers: Endgame (2019) Woof

Cavalcade of superheroism, delineation and valediction of character, celebratory milestones and sentimental affection. CGI triumphs achieving Hulk fuckability and Thor squishiness. A rousing crowd pleaser. 04-May-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Chemistry, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Over the Top, SciFi, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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04-May-2019


All Male All Nude (2017) Arf

The men exhibit and enjoy physical nudity but they appear clammed up about matters of the soul. I was more interested in what they couldn't say than what they did. 22-Apr-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, Documentary, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Sexy, Timid

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22-Apr-2019


Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) Whimper

I call myself erratic because I am. I presumed the group called themselves Queen because the lead singer was. Singer directs through a fog conveying no gay sensibilities or joy. He wasted high value entertainment opportunities. When Malek lip synchs he finds his Mercury but the act was teeth grinding. 09-Mar-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Over the Top, Preachy, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Stink Wigs, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Writer Humiliation

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09-Mar-2019


Before Night Falls (2000) Woof

A writer depicting the beauty of life is impaired from enjoying it due to oppressive politics and human tragedy. Schnabel practices skittishly and misses cultural opportunities but punches the story forward. Except for Depp's drag, the cameos resist the film's realism. Javier is gay function, survivalist and poetically melodious. He sells it...and Martinez doesn't hurt. 09-Mar-2019

Tags: 2000s, Bio, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Political, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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09-Mar-2019


Boy Erased (2018) Arf

Respectfully tempered and accurate but it's miscast with minor provocation and out of range. I can hear the subject but I don't feel it. It needed to inform as well as wrench.

Nic exuded art but was limited by the character's sketch. 25-Feb-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Drama, Fatigue, Gay, Gay Swatch, Inactivity, Political, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic

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25-Feb-2019


Scarehouse, The (2014) No MoonsEarly Exit

Ugly pointless lesbian female torture. Not my thing. 05-Feb-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Brutal, Gay Swatch, Horror, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Porn Violence, Preposterous, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art, Unfunny, Weird, Writer Humiliation

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05-Feb-2019




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