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L.O.R.D.: Legend of Ravaging Dynasties (2016) Howl

The logic doesn't matter. Feast on the luscious realism of their art and the low-key male romance. 14-Oct-2018

Tags: 2010s, Action Stomper, Animate, Beautiful, Chemistry, Director's Achievement, Drama, Fantasy, Foreign, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Mystery, Over the Top, Revenge, Romance, Sentimental, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Twisty, Writ Tight

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14-Oct-2018


Love, Simon (2018) Arf

It's a gulp full of hope where little offense is discharged and flecks of reality are spat.

Fairytales lift the imagination but authenticity will empower children. Its a disservice to send them out into the world with our fanciful wants. 27-Aug-2018

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Comedy, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, TV-like, Unenthusiastic

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27-Aug-2018


Muscle Beach Party (1964) Arf

Its progressive in its use of men as sexual/gay bait, our parents consumed much energy in their youth and Frankie and Annette defined teenage charisma. It's unfortunate the ending piles so much silliness to appease short attention spans (parents) but it zips. 07-Aug-2018

Tags: 1960s, Camp, Chemistry, Cute, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Preposterous, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Sweet, Tacky, Twinkie, Weird

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07-Aug-2018


Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) Woof

When a director has an improbable script he assigns an adept talent that automatically enumerates sweetness and delight. It's all about Robin and we succumb. 05-Jul-2018

Tags: 1990s, Camp, Comedy, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Preachy, Preposterous, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit

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05-Jul-2018


Take Me To The River (2015) Arf

Hillbilly family reunion corrodes when mindless gay teen usurps flamboyance against parental repression. Combustion arises from a "me too" moment wherein the offended family ascribe scaring the "California" out of the teen. It's courageously choreographed and uniquely categorized but when the balloon pops it fizzles. The sexual indiscretion that drives the suspense has no explanation, resolution or respect. Chicken fighting has been ruined. 21-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Inappropriate, Open Ending, Political, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit

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21-Jun-2018


Hardbodies 2 (1986) Bites

It forgets what a hardbody is and the penance for the exploitation of beauty is extreme nonsense. 11-May-2018

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Camp, Comedy, Disappointment, Gay Swatch, Loud, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Romance, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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14-May-2018


Justice League (2017) Bites

It will continue to embarrass for as long as production is allowed to churn arid cornpop. They can't orchestrate a thrilling action sequence, the costumes don't befit a hero and it certainly doesn't flatter the artists (everyone clunks around) and the villain seems extracted from an outdated RPG. Cavill wakes up to serve us what's left of the Superman character and Amy Adams and Diane Lane are the only Amazons. Most of the artists left their joy elsewhere.

It needs to look at its animation for inspiration. 14-May-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Corn, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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14-May-2018


100 Men (2017) Woof

An individual counts down his sexual mates and in so doing we are lead through a gay history retrospective and its many viewpoints. 16-Apr-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bio, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Documentary, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, History, Hot Swatch, Political, Sentimental, Touching

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16-Apr-2018


Psycho II (1983) Whimper

Everything has been dialed up a notch...the performances, the dedication, the modernization. Unfortunately all the movie needed was a tip, an expansion and a scare. Hitchcock's successor was necessary to rein that in. 08-Apr-2018

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Conspiracy Theory, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Mean Spirited, Music Murders, Over the Top, Preposterous, Revenge, Shrill Act, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Weird

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08-Apr-2018


Cruel Intentions (1999) Woof

If these youngsters existed today they would have a great following. They are bored beautiful richies with nothing better to do than to cause havoc amongst their weaker brethren. Sarah is sneaky villifier, Ryan Phillippe is formidable twink and Blair and Witherspoon are radiant freshness. Fun pulp. 20-Mar-2018

Tags: 1990s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Political Satire, Revenge, Romance, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Twisty, Wit Snit

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20-Mar-2018


Extreme Movie (2008) Bites

It belongs locked in a time capsule. Every teenage boy perversion is enacted without respect or acknowledgement of their desire. It is a catapult of "me too" and a denigration of all sexes. Depicting men and women as competitors in love or sex doesn't bode well for a society hellbent on exposing its normality.

When Matthew Lillard exclaims that he can't say that joke because he has two daughters but continues reading it, the movie and the immature men who made it are slanderously defined. 09-Mar-2018

Tags: 2000s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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09-Mar-2018


Boulevard (2014) Woof

It emphasizes how gullible and unprotected we are when we halt truth until late in life. The trip isn't easy or comfortable and Robin's lingering sadness only intensifies it. Kathy Baker assists beautifully when allowed. 16-Jan-2018

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mat, Romance, Sad, Sentimental, Suspense, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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16-Jan-2018


Battlefield Earth (2000) BitesEarly Exit

As soon as Travolta opens his mouth to spit fey Shakespearean New York, the attention-span for the story disappears. While you wait for Travolta to stop putting us on you start noticing that the character's rubber hands bend and lay inappropriately, the Eiffel Tower boots adds clunk and slump to their walk and that their pouches swell at attention. I left before any of it made it to my bloodstream. 21-Dec-2017

Tags: 2000s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Over the Top, Preposterous, SciFi, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Weird

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21-Dec-2017


Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back (2017) Arf

The silliness high count makes the film hard to snort. The characters suffer from inappropriate and volatile lunacy. The main gay character is a pig and the women are too easily bartered and no one surpasses Three Stooges definition.

The eye is fed as the screen is barraged with bursts of color, fanciful effects and uninhibited stamina. I fantasized how much beauty Hollywood omits in the cinematic world fantastic by somber representation. 18-Oct-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Animate, Beautiful, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Director's Slice, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Kool Effects, Loud, Macho Posing, Over the Top, Preposterous, Revenge, Romance, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty, Weird

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18-Oct-2017


Big Cube, The (1969) Bites

60s Hollywood had the capacity to disrespect legends by coasting on their names, making them kneel for a crap script and humiliating them to the point that we can't remember why we deified them.

Chakiris was definitely vibing to his master manipulator but I don't want to remember Lana like this. 01-Oct-2017

Tags: 1960s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Corn, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Over the Top, Political Satire, Preachy, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Romance, Sad Effects, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Weird

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01-Oct-2017




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