TV Posts Tagged as 'Musical'
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Cinderella (1997)

The tale of Cinderella no longer elevates the fantastic script of the virginity slut. It doesn't help minorities either. Brandy makes me question the braids. When does she find the time? They looked expensive. Did she go to a salon? Should Cinderella go anywhere? The music was of a different time whose rhythm few could understand. If all magic things disappear at midnight why didn't the shoe? Brandy faltered musically and charmingly. Why did she need to beg for her food? The songs were not rhythmic or outstanding. The musicality was Romper Room. The cast was spotting, representing and giving 100% but their identities kept them apart. Whitney was the special effect that never extinguished but she wasn't in it enough. Jason Alexander sucked. 13-Feb-2021
Hamilton (2020) 

Was Hamilton aware he was great? This is the fine food you throw up when you overindulge and never want to eat again. I spent most of the time being old and looking at crotches. I actually caught a few silhouettes. Whatever planet I'm from, please beam me up. I really wanted to like it. 22-Jan-2021
Dr. Seuss' The Grinch: Musical 2020)

The one time of the year where we show amnesty to a child predator banished to the caves because of a holiday. He turns green from a life of despair and lack of sexual perversity. Poor Max. Matthew Morrison is hated for his perfect curls, right amount of body hair, a nice gut and Leah Michelle professionalism and he knows it. Perfect casting for the The Grinch. The musical doesn't suck because of him, it is saved by him. A professional never sweats, never disconnects and never stops giving it their all. The mask lets him down but daddy was fully encapsulated. We hate daddy for calculating our pleasure but we'd eat it ASAP if we were caught in a forest or in a bathroom by accident. Wink. Wink. The songs are very outdated. Kids can't eat all the sweets that fill them. They don't know what sweets are and their parents can't remember why they banned them. It is a Whoville delicacy. The white bear meat looked really tasty too. Anyway, the pederast wants to destroy Whoville Christmas to honor the anniversary of when he got caught molesting a child that wasn't related. Cindy Lou saves the day, a green man woody makes a comeback, they all exchange presents they can't return and a molester makes it back home. 10-Dec-2020
Little Mermaid Live, The (2019)

The detail I most remember from "The Little Mermaid," was how her hair moved. If you can't establish an artistic craft to convey that, the art is lost. She flew when she needed to swim.
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I haven't seen so much visible invisible wire since "I Love Lucy." Decorating them might have helped
The octaves were lower than the crowd cheer. Amplification was a problem
A hologram of the improbable fish might have sufficed instead of plastic muppets
Graham Philips proved a singing alpha as Auli'i Cravalho expressed hard work
John Stamos' cook was destined to fail even if he had done it in a thong
Shaggy was feeling the beat but something spooked him and he started whispering
You shouldn't stumble. Even a shark shows grace underwater
Having the cartoon enact emotions whilst the live mostly sang is lazy
The deed was cast. The commercial for a beloved classic was born because they knew that after this, we'd flee to the original material. Magic! 08-Nov-2019
Pose (2018-) 


Gorgeous ladies...and men, musical zest, smashing show and a hopeful ending. It broke it and healed it...the heart. 28-Aug-2019
"The Man That Got Away." Judy defined it and Billy spelled it out. 25-Aug-2019
It gave us a vogue teaser, it made gold edible and the love story was sexy. 23-Aug-2019
Ryan's episode didn't hand me an enigmatic vogue but it gave me beauty of soul. 23-Aug-2019
Do I have to vogue to earn a gay family like this or is that sentiment stuck in the past? The show retains its high sheen fabulosity but ballroom direction needs to stress its entertainment notch in order to fly closer to Billy Porter's coordination. 21-Jul-2019
Earned. 23-Jul-2018
Squirt. 15-Jul-2018
The release was due to its faithful history and devotedly charged performances. 10-Jul-2018
Every week it grows in beauty and endearment. One more moon and Papa Murph makes me blow.
Christopher Meloni is now inducted into Daddy Squish Hall of Fame. 03-Jul-2018
It's about family. 27-Jun-2018
Ryan is tapping into the artistic awakening of its raw talent. Learning as they go. 24-Jun-2018
The seed has been planted but in order for it to grow it needs to escalate the celebration. 23-Jun-2018
Grammy Awards (2019) 

We are due the respect to work hard and earn one. That's how equality starts. 07-Feb-2019
The moment you were bullied into inclusion over quality, you became as relevant as the $10.00 award MJ was inanely granted for being the King of Pop. If you keep awarding an industry that supports abuse and is devoid of any artistic merit you will keep losing our respect.
I'm not sitting through a Grammy Handmaid's Tale Part 2. I'm not that gay. 06-Feb-2019
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (2018-) 

Everything Judy was gold. Ru and Co. leveled me out. 02-Feb-2019
I woke up to frills and glitter in my mouth and I liked it. 18-Jan-2019
It took two drag artists to resurrect the power of Aretha and to tribute her lovingly. 13-Jan-2019
They rang my bells. 15-Dec-2018
Finale. Ru made her girls work for a music video and they delivered. It was joyous. The eliminated returned and stabbed the competition in the eye. They chose friendships and favors over hard work. Shangela got ousted from energizing the finale because she already had a big fan base which means the last lip synch didn't register and the second runner up won the title. Foul. 16-Mar-2018
Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve (2018)

Gripping tightly to something that passed. 01-Jan-2019
Jerry Lewis Show, The (1963) 

I wanted to assess my child adoration for this man's art. As an adult my lack of patience warns me that he borrowed faces from the mentally hurt to shine a light on their hilarity. It feels wrong. 19-Dec-2018
Frosty The Snowman (1969)

He was the adult our parents didn't want to be. 11-Dec-2018
The zippiest of the Christmas jingles and it fits the most story in its 25 minutes. 12-Dec-2017
RuPaul's Drag Race Holi-Slay Spectacular (2018)

How much more joyous had they rang more than one bell. 10-Dec-2018
MTV Video Music Awards (2018)

The fiesta was appreciated but the audience was together yet segregated. 21-Aug-2018
Tony Awards (2018)

Live performances are precious but lip synching is counter to everything Broadway stands for. 11-Jun-2018
60th Annual Grammy Awards (2018)

Mostly sausage, no balls, limited art or female respect. The men sat egotistically, awaiting a handmaiden to bring them their drinks whilst the few women tried conveying empowerment. Ladies, when you get your power, remember these cowards because when a man stops speaking is when his voice is the loudest. 29-Jan-2018
Harry (2016-)

The premise is duck soup but the man is all Kool Kat strut. 01-Jan-2018