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Superman (2025) Arf

It promises a lot that it doesn't deliver. It celebrates itself before we get a chance to absorb any of it. Beating Superman like a desperate housewife does not bring humanity to his persona and establishing himself as a victim of puny super abuse is not consistent with his mythology. Gunn did not utilize kryptonite because it limited action but embraced creating sun out of everything. It's a willing cast except for the Clarks. They were very hillbilly stupid. The big bad was existential with a personal vendetta and no superpowers to start a fight. The last half goes silly, corny and festive. Fillion's silver bowl hair distracted from his personality. It was also ugly. Mr. Terrific made most of his time by being cool whenever possible, Hawkgirl was miscast as a girl. She's a woman. A Gorilla Grodd would have introduced freshness to the tired and true. A drunk Supergirl was irresponsible and out of place. Does Clark also fuck Lois in the air? The film is just an introduction. 21-Sep-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, Chemistry, Coincidence Laden, Comic Book, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Relationships, Repetitive, Star Watt, Stink Wigs, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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21-Sep-2025


Lilo & Stitch (2025) Woof

I thought that the human Pleakley was Jonathan Groff. After comparing butts I was less assured. Magnusson was great. My coordinates kept getting fucked up. The film succeeds with humanity, culture and respect. Animation and live art expand its universe. Is it Nani or Noni? My game says Noni whilst the new say Nani which sounds like nanny no matter how you slice it. 13-Sep-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Animation, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Decent FX, Director Experiment, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Good Voice Act, Heart Writ, Scifi, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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13-Sep-2025


Wicked (2024) Woof

I tried reading the book of "Wicked" and found I couldn't latch on to an emotional core because it was too busy describing things. I remember a description of a clock that I couldn't imagine, irking me the most. I did not finish the book but I finished the movie. The movie played like an antsy child that won't sit. I wanted to admire all the technical work but it was too busy setting up the next song to have much impact. More dwarves, less songs equal better character development. I couldn't understand Elphaba's evil turn. I didn't know she was a PETA. Wouldn't Glinda be the sensitive one and a people pleaser? Why is she called good when she's so self absorbed? Erivo owns the part but is not given the opportunity to act. Her voice is great but I wanted more character depth. Grande impressed and scared the beejesus out of me when she delivered a Kristin Chenowith performance. Her mimicry was outstanding. It's cheerful, harmless and colorful but it's not Oz or Kansas. 06-Aug-2025

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Dialogue Lament, Director Insanity, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Music Swings, Musical, Relationships, Sentimental, Sequel, Star Watt, Sweet, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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06-Aug-2025


K-Pop Demon Hunters (2025) ArfUpgrade

I understand that art speeds up because the present brain is scanning faster than usual but art should teach them to containl it. Relax. The buffoonery was too much. It was immature and condescending to adults. Girl interaction was a high point. Music didn't suck with some being better than others. I think there were too many. How about establishing more of the girls' purpose and desires a bit more? Art is dreamy, both sexes are cool, the story is questionable and the mythology makes no sense. 21-Jul-2025

Tags: 2020s, Animation, Beautiful, Crapfun, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Horror Mild, Kool Effects, Musical, Pleasant Music, Relationships, Silly, Stupid Funny, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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21-Jul-2025


Nosferatu (2024) Whimper

I was not familiar with Nosferatu folklore. Couldn't finish the silent film because the romanticism got lost when they made Dracula a hideous monster. The reason Count can appear human is because he's a metaphor for the monsters living inside of us. Ugly things are not tempting or worth filming. The original movie caused a stir for being a direct knock-off of Dracula. They were supposed to burn every copy but some assholes from the future salvaged them. Having to learn new character names fucked with my memorization. Renfield has always irritated me. Every iteration of him is nasty and nuts. Maybe a female Renfield would benefit the mythology. She can crush on the Count, serve him, become jealous and overprotective esp. when he meets Mina or Lucy or whatever name changes already existed. I'd make her a witch. The mood and an obsession created a shadow atmosphere with no soul or action to back it up. Why did they make Lilly Rose look like that? She looked ready to churn butter. Adding more mumbo jumbo destroyed what the original carefully invented. The added myths are cheats with no thought process. The director diluted hunky man hotness. My ears started ringing when I heard Skarsgard's accent. Why was he speaking so slow? To fill space? Skarsgard is all monster and no personality. Covering aspects of what makes an actor shine is blasphemous. It could have been Alexa voicing it because I never felt Skarsgard's presence. He buried himself inside the character. The foretelling was exhausting. Why tell us what's going to happen next? Be quiet and show us. The shadows in Eggers art overlapped the humans creating them. 01-Jul-2025

Tags: 2020s, Cold, Dialogue Lament, Director Insanity, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Horror, Revenge, Sap, Slow, Vague, Violent

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01-Jul-2025


Snow White (2025) Whimper

A film that didn't take advantage of all its possibilities. Though songs that didn't suck were beautifully sung the characters were flat like paper. An elimination of half the songs would have opened space to delve into Snow White and the Queen's relationship. I would have changed fairest and explored kingdom popularity. Gadot's character is doomed the moment the narrator emphasized how evil she was. She was misdirected and stifled when her natural accent would have added mystery to her persona. It also would have freed Gadot. The evil was basic and child's play. My favorite scene from the classic animation was the run through the forest. The 3D effect was mind tripping. A live recreation would have added much needed magic. If you're going to CGI the dwarves why make them ugly? They missed out on likeness and adorability. I would have nixed the "merry men" and concentrated on the ladies, dwarves and huntsman. She could've fallen in love with the huntsman instead of a merry man. Zegler comes alive when she sings but is immobile in expression. She's so intent on conveying a message instead of embodying a legend that she lends her character nothing. The climax disappoints because it doesn't really have one. It goes out with a whimper. I came up with at least 5 grand finales, including having the huntsman kill the Queen with an acquired weapon that is magical because she is invulnerable to everything else. The hope for greatness ballooned and imploded and they didn't know how to put the pieces back together. 29-Jun-2025

Tags: 2020s, Bad Chemistry, Cold, Corn, Cultural, Director Slouch, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Musical, Preachy, Preposterous, Psychological, Revenge, Silly, Slow, Timid, Timid Effects, Weird, Writer Weakness

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29-Jun-2025


Company of Wolves, The (1984) Arf

An almost with a distinct visual style and coordination. The Little Red Riding Hood backstory was solid but the asides were distracting. Every once upon a time dredged up a mini scenario that killed the present momentum. I would have combined all the once upon a times into an intro. Somehow panic seeps into the mysterious imagery and causes confusion. Angela Lansbury was the perfect grandmother, the child was beguiling and the atmosphere was spooky. The wolves were a grab bag of good and bad. Some of the metamorphosis were clever. "Red" was a watered down version of the threat a violent man poses in society esp. regarding girls. The film is not afraid to explore sexuality. The reason most evil men do girls harm is sex. She blossoms while they shiver and fidget. Driving a car in the forest felt too modern for its surroundings. I watched riveted until the end but I didn't quite get it. 26-Jun-2025

Tags: 1980s, Creepy, Director's Touch, Fantasy, Good Acting, Good Idea, Horror, Psychological, Star Watt, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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26-Jun-2025


Little Princess, The (1939) Woof

This is the third film I've completed starring Shirley Temple. I tuned into the others but one was because of Elizabeth Taylor. I recognized her history because bits and pieces of her legend were always there. I found her talented and cutesy. She's not an actual princess (TG) but a daughter of a distinguished man that is widowed and in charge of spoiling her. He satisfied all her whims, had adorable phrases between them, missed each other dearly when apart and daddy was loaded. FF. Daddy goes to war in South Africa and she is sent to a high falutin school that can use the clout and his money. She lives a life of luxury amongst resentful girls and a few good friends. She is informed that daddy died in war and the enemy stole his assets. The girl is broke and the school footed her luxurious lifestyle expecting recompense. The marm nixes the idea of throwing her out because bad publicity would fuck them. The people decide that the child can redeem herself by becoming a servant. Temple's talent grows as the movie rolled along. Her friends and hope toughened her up so she wouldn't give up or disappoint the audience. She took over like a pro. The film is not dark. The film is cheerful, sweet, undemanding and it presents to kids the pitfalls of growing up, without overloading them. The Joker played a respectable Indian and was a hoot. The School Mistress looked exactly how one would fear. It's corny but it was true. A restoration would befit it. It would sparkle and be presented on Father's or Soldiers Day. 25-Jun-2025

Tags: 1930s, Baby Wrecks, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, History, Physical Humor, Pretty, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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25-Jun-2025


A Minecraft Movie (2025) Arf

I tried playing this game and became frustrated with all the things I had to build. Why would I want to build ugly shit? I hated it. Hats off to Momoa for choosing the loser role. Black brought the energy but not the charisma. The children looked dirty like the adults so they didn't register. I wanted to yank Momoa's stupid wig off. TG they hired some minorities to qualify for Oscars. Always silly, sometimes funny with no substantial skills taught to kids. 23-Jun-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, Art Devoid, Camp, Cheeky Acting, Comedy, Cute, Disappointment, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Grating, Music Disappoints, Physical Humor, Repetitive, Star Watt, Timid, Vague

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23-Jun-2025


Captain America: Brave New World (2024) Whimper

Mr. Mackie didn't have the range to convey an iconic hero or lead a movie. He did his job without betraying himself. He's stoic and bland. It was a flat note. Esposito acted like they put itching powder in his pants. Harrison wasted his legendary status. Liv Tyler appeared CGI'd. It self congratulates heroism. Heroes are not at their best post eviscerating poisonous toxins. Celebrating themselves would make them accessible to the common man. The community would bombard them with inconsequential requests and inappropriate questions that would drive them nuts. The film is heavy on politics and little else. I understand Captain America less. The action sequences were a welcome break from the huffing and puffing. Every joke sounded like a fart and the one-liners did not catch any fishies. 01-Jun-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Bad Acting, Cultural, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Sap, Tight Effects, Unenthusiastic, Writer Weakness

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01-Jun-2025


Mufasa: The Lion King (2024) Bites

No voice actor accomplished the spirit of the characters they were portraying and no artist brought forth the actors' sensibilities. Timon and Pumba didn't coagulate and were kind of icky. Being younger does not excuse Mufasa's studious voice. What college did he go to? There was no boom in his voice at all. Rafiki's accent was diluted which killed his character's strength and suppressed his charisma. Where was Scar's gay accent? The songs retracted more than they bounced, the animation creeped more than it amazed, and the story was blasphemous and weak. All this fuss over a lioness when Scar's real crush should have been Mufasa. The brother song was so inept that it made me furious every time they said brother. The bottom of the barrel. 11-Apr-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, Animation, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Creepy, Director Insanity, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Grating, Music Disappoints, Over the Top, Preposterous, Prequel, Questionable, Relationships, Sap, Silly, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Unfunny, Weird, Writer Humiliation

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11-Apr-2025


Moana 2 (2024) Bites

Dwayne Johnson's voice calmed me down, Scherzinger can belt one out, the songs weren't Nickelodeon worthy, the adventure is inanity that applied no sense and didn't teach the kids anything. Why do we always look to the past to celebrate a culture? In reality they would have cooked Pua at the first celebratory feast. The spiritualization represented is not feasible. It's full of nonsensical magic and bullshit. Disney's animated films have become babysitters for children and nap time for adults. The film takes cinema out of the equation. 17-Mar-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, Animation, Art Devoid, Cultural, Dialogue Lament, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Music: Disposable Soundtrack, Preposterous, Sap, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Wit Crack, Writer Weakness

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17-Mar-2025


Nightbitch (2024) Arf

Amy Adams reached deep to elaborate on a desperate housewife. She is the talent the film lacks. The dog's characteristics were outdated and confusing. Dogs cuddle, feed, shit, cling, get jealous, are dependent and will bite you. How does a dog with benign traits empower anybody? The philosophy didn't properly explain itself. Watch it for Miss Amy but ignore the silliness. 04-Jan-2025

Tags: Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Creepy, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Questionable, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Weird, Words Spoke

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04-Jan-2025


Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice (2024) Woof

It was good. Nothing beyond what was expected. 26-Dec-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Chemistry, Crapfun, Director's Achievement, Drama, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Horror Mild, Music Swings, Relationships, Sentimental, Sequel, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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26-Dec-2024


Red One (2024) Arf

It was a jolly merry Christmas movie. Daddy Johnson downplayed it and wrung emotion and hilarity out of it. Chris Evans rejected heroic valor and was cute again. JK Simmons can eat my cookies, anytime. Lucy Liu had a purpose. Krampus was impressive. Kiernan was having fun. Every hole in the story gets punched up by mini-Dwayne kickassing, his jacket, his teeth, reindeer muscle, snowmen beaching, toys, gadgets, lights, magic, witches, twinks, candies, memories, regrets and fun. Sounds like Christmas to me. 20-Dec-2024

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Action Fun, Camp, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Holiday, Music Swings, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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20-Dec-2024




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