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Fractured (2019) Arf

Man doesn't become until his woman nags him into it. There are two options to the mystery that are obviously dangled throughout the film's course. They are both marred by unnecessary glances that give away the plot, slight dialogue and perplexing demonstration. Even when he's awkward, Worthington manages to remain squishy. 12-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Daddy Squish, Drama, Manipulation, Mystery, Psychological, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Writ Basic

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12-Oct-2019


God's Own Country (2017) Woof

Inheriting a life that your parents couldn't conclude. It's responsibility versus ideology. The farm is an educational revelation and the boys are rough like the terrain. Like in real life, it's all that and a cup of tenderness. 08-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Gay, Hot Swatch, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Squish Alert, Touching, Tough, Writ Tight

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08-Oct-2019


Light As A Feather (2018-) Woof

PLL...simplified, with less caffeine and no pretty dresses. It sticks to the rules it establishes and has the gumption to see a plot through. 07-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Squish Alert, Suspense, Thriller, Twisty, Writ Tight

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07-Oct-2019


House of Flowers (2018) Howl

Scouring the family axis with joy. 02-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Foreign, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Relationships, Romance, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tough

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02-Oct-2019


Perfect Date, The (2019) Woof

The writers took the silly out of teen comedy, the director allowed Centineo to squish mightily and the production permitted the gays to stay until the end. Sweet. 30-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Sweet, Writ Tight

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30-Sep-2019


American Horror Story: 1984 (2019-) Woof

Am I going to have to take viagra for the rest of the season? I never thought I'd need it, but ok. 26-Sep-2019
Simplicity is the best tailored suit for horror. The mythology is trembly and the franchise is freshening up.

Gus Kentworthy can feed a hungry gay senior trailer park with a strip and a flex. Emma Roberts is making all the right choices. Cody Fern is still holding back a layer. Matthew Morrison's penis is LOL. Leslie Grossman works better alone. Billie Lourd wants to steal it and Papa Murph is initiating another squirt test. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Nostalgic, Political, Scary, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Third Leg Alert, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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26-Sep-2019


9-1-1 (2018-) Howl

Welcome back daddies! 25-Sep-2019
Unexpected thoughtfulness. 08-May-2019
I no longer have Buffy but I still have you. The last two episodes wrung every artistic sentiment my mind could withstand. Thank you. 06-Apr-2019
The company allowed the schmuck in me to celebrate Christmas. 02-Dec-2018
The daddy (Bassett and Hines included) heroics are inventive, the pulse quickens with current thinking and our hearts get pulled. 25-Oct-2018
A great action piece can energize an attention span but plugging the acting talent to words that allow them to emote beautifully is sublime. 12-Mar-2018
We're in dire need of heroes to save us and Murphy's latest gift is ready to give them to us. Connie Britton and Peter Krause have returned to dominant form, Angela Bassett is having fun and Oliver Stark is a fragile delicacy. The stunts wallop, the words are thoughtful and inclusive and Ryan and crew are experimental ninjas. 16-Jan-2018

Tags: 2010s, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Power, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Thriller, Unity, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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25-Sep-2019


Bob Hearts Abishola (2019-) Woof

Exploring multi-cultural attitudes to life problems is interesting. The black characters sparkle but their counterparts appear like unwanted houseguests. I'm sure good writing can fix that. (I liked it.) 25-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Nostalgic, Relationships, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit

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25-Sep-2019


Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-) Woof

Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Mat, Real, Shrill Act, Special, Squish Alert, Suspense, Tacky, Twisty, Wit Snit

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25-Sep-2019


Elite (2018-) Full Moon

The season was mapped mathematically and it hit every point. The actors are snug in their roles and stamping their characters. The drama makes you talk to yourself, the police work is thought out and everything looks delicious. Cool as fuck. 23-Sep-2019
They represent with no restraints and the teens are regarded with soul. The societal menace is heavier, coddling is out and the hurt is overwhelming. They are fighting a world adults complicated with wee survival skills. Beauty is diverse and it lingers because the writers keep tearing at it. 23-Nov-2018

Tags: 2010s, Adorable, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Cultural, Cute, Daddy Squish, Dating, Drama, Elegance, Foreign, Funny, Gay Swatch, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Special, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Touching, Unity, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writ Tough, Writing Reigns

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23-Sep-2019


Secret Obsession (2019) Whimper

"Captain America" (Mike Vogel) cues us in but the film's refusal to delude, flips us off. 21-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Daddy Squish, Hot Swatch, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Thriller

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21-Sep-2019


I Dream of Jeannie (1965-1970) Howl

Unlike Samantha, Jeannie was a divine gift created to titillate and destroy the alpha. Her naivete and subservience was primal but it was the weapon she deployed to bring Tony (Master) to his knees. Women with reach to men always expanded their power. It's what they do with it. If you convince the man, you conquer a nation.

Barbara Eden was an exceptional being high on adorability and sexual attraction. Larry Hagman was the consummate alpha bat. Bewitched was about domesticity and Jeannie was about the liberation of sex. Even when the show orbits outrageous, we forgive for love of character/actor. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: Adorable, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Fantasy, Funny, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Political, Relationships, Romance, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit, Writ Tough

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19-Sep-2019


Meg, The (2018) Arf

Super shark, super daddy and super action. Nothing else matters. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Sap, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense

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19-Sep-2019


Better Than Us (2018-) Howl

The show is better than us. It carves a world where man can receive restitution for a feminist movement. It's not about robots but how we perceive them to be the sexual gratifiers, the mothers and the household maintainers of the future world. The more freedom granted to a woman the less a man needs her. The men are also tested by libido, masculine energy and faithfulness. Women have the capacity to liberate themselves from subjugation, even in a robotic state.

For every false move there are two excellent ones to eclipse it. This is the robot myth that should have preceded Battlestar. 11-Sep-2019
Robot fabulosity pulls you in but it's the intertwining story threads that keep you posted. 08-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Foreign, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political, Relationships, Sci-Fi, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Thriller, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tough

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11-Sep-2019


Euphoria (2019-) Full Moon

Misfits are created when the understanding of being born is confounding.

Each episode incorporated a distinct flavor that elevated character development and story arc. The whole is a buoyant and succulent melange.

The writing was sharply on edge, the directors' wings were boundless and the actors (especially Z) rose to every unforgiving task.

Z's parade at finale was unexpected, deserved, joyous and brilliant. The music speaks. 01-Sep-2019
The carnival episode was a modern Hitchcock delirious delight. Zen's etch of a drug addict cuts deep. 31-Aug-2019
Etching a recognizable world and stripping Zendaya of Disney cuteness. Feels like home. 28-Aug-2019

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Rocks, Political, Relationships, Romance, Special, Squish Alert, Star Power, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Touching, Twinkie, Twisty, Weird, Writ Tight, Writ Tough, Writing Reigns

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01-Sep-2019




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