TV Posts Tagged as 'Squish Alert'
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Temptation Island (2019-)
The temptation is mighty man boobs. 21-Jan-2019
Wrong Friend, The (2018)
It's twinkie psycho delight, Cleopatra Jones revenge and Lifetime hopeful achievement practice. 18-Jan-2019
Top Chef (2006-)
What Are the Consequences of Eating Rare Meat?
I think it's irresponsible to constantly introduce steak tartare when science has considered raw meat unsafe. 17-Jan-2019
Food snobbery in the way of competition that slays and remains because of great editing, interesting characters and incomparable judges. 03-Jan-2017
Boa vs. Python (2004)
Made by environmentalists that insist that anything that moves or blinks is worth preserving even if it kills us. They hilariously plunder from Cameron's "Aliens" and every knockoff thereof. 04-Jan-2019
Orny Adams: More Than Loud (2018)
Hilarious daddy that would never spit out a child because he cares. 01-Jan-2019
The series tackles mental health treatment and unlocks its mystery.
The length of it mattered because I was always surprised when each episode closed.
Every frame was effective.
Bobby Cannavale tears up his dip.
Stephen James piles the right amount of sincerity to make us care about his treatment.
Sissy Spacek. She deserves the show.
Alex Karpovsky. He creeps.
Shea Whigman. Every time he played with his glasses I shudddered with glee.
Marianne Jean-Baptiste. The kind of spectacle a mother should try to be.
Hong Chau. The perfect rise.
Julia Roberts. There is no bullshit. Her confidence in art is our trust. She lets no one down.
Written by people with forward self-reflections.
Sam Esmail. He shook it and rocked it until he reinvented it. Respect.
I was totally absorbed, grew a brain cell or two and became a fan. 14-Dec-2018
Holiday Baking Championship (2014-)
Comfort food, amiable people and a daddy host squish (Palmer) that eats. 05-Dec-2018
The company allowed the schmuck in me to celebrate Christmas. 02-Dec-2018
The daddy (Bassett and Hines included) heroics are inventive, the pulse quickens with current thinking and our hearts get pulled. 25-Oct-2018
A great action piece can energize an attention span but plugging the acting talent to words that allow them to emote beautifully is sublime. 12-Mar-2018
We're in dire need of heroes to save us and Murphy's latest gift is ready to give them to us. Connie Britton and Peter Krause have returned to dominant form, Angela Bassett is having fun and Oliver Stark is a fragile delicacy. The stunts wallop, the words are thoughtful and inclusive and Ryan and crew are experimental ninjas. 16-Jan-2018
Orlando Leyba: Adorable (2018)
His truth is funny. 23-Nov-2018
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1996-2003)
Because I may never anticipate an assurance of excellence. 23-Nov-2018
Jersey Shore Family Vacation Pt. 2 (2018)
Last week they introduced an ill conceived gay to relate gay panic and this week Pauly and Vinny decided to make a mockery out of gay marriage. The women were ousted so the boys could free themselves to shop for baby crap and cast a shield of privilege on Ronnie against the woman he chose to carry his baby. We had to endure rape huts and women bashing never once acknowledging the time we live in. Part of being hip is embracing maturity. Their misery will always follow them. I no longer want to witness it. I'm out. 30-Sep-2018
I don't understand how people who subscribe to emphasizing and cutting each other's insecurities are so sensitive. 04-Sep-2018
Sebastian Maniscalco: Why Would You Do That? (2016)
He pulls undiplomatic words out of our heads, crafts alibis for his hatred, knows how to wear pants and he's funny. 28-Sep-2018
Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016 -)
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016
Le Chalet (2017-)
The backstory is the fable, family is the drama and revenge is its horror. It may unfold patiently but it ends satisfyingly. 11-Sep-2018
Magic for Humans (2018-)
Justin Willman is a sarcastic magician and forever twink. 05-Sep-2018