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Monkey Shines (1988) Howl

A fit daddy mentally bound by matriarchy becomes paraplegic. He receives a horrified nurse, mother pseudo, a no nonsense trainer and a mentally enhanced monkey.

The art of training an animal lives in its soul. The monkey represents the current female to determine his life. The monkey is a frighteningly adorable beast.

George A. Romero packs it with Hitchcock simplicity and sensical horror. Each frame a joy to ponder.

Jason Beghe is an addictive force.

The mother/son spar sliced bluntly.

I lurched, I was engrossed and the end was brutally sweet. 07-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Action Fun, Best In Horror, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Fresh, Funny, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Revenge, Scary, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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07-Jul-2020


Undertow (2004) Arf

Long lost uncle returns to crunch some balls. The first half is backwoods grit thriller but once the adventure ensues you are whisked away to a myth. Jamie Bell does solid work exhibiting his animal urges against obligation whilst the daddies gruff hard. I didn't understand little brother's gross ailment. 01-Jul-2020

Tags: 2000s, Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Mystery, Predictable, Repetitive, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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01-Jul-2020


Zardoz (1974) Arf

The gods have died, the penis has been declared an enemy, police have been abolished to savage lands to patrol, kill and rape what procreates and to harness survival goods for a scientifically mystic democracy. Gods are falsified to keep savages savaging and to keep their dystopian bubble, privileged and safe.

Sean Connery is brave, wearing a diaper throughout and doing action scenes in heels. The perfect brute with a thirst for knowledge.

The bubble society are eternals. They do not police, they judge. If you are found committing an offense, they age you.

John Boorman was brimming with ideas, executing spectacular visions and testing how far our imagination can travel. It was a beautiful ride until it crashed. There is a limit. 29-Jun-2020

Tags: 1970s, Action, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, SciFi, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Jun-2020


Doctor Sleep (2019) Woof

The exploration of the past was literary.

Alex Essoe's spot on Shelley Duvall is impressive because it harmonizes with the film's recognition of Kubrick's obsession with perfection.

It pays homage to the past but the film frees itself from Kubrick's grasp and becomes its own thing, maybe something King had in mind.

I was not impressed by the magicians until they ate a child.

Kids that are special get eaten.

Ewan embodies the spirit of a child.

The cast is multi-verse, the action rips and even though the story veers into its own thing, the return is pretty exciting. 28-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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28-Jun-2020


Jaws 3 (1983) Bites

The fun stops here. 22-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, Drama, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Horror, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sad Effects, Scare Obvious, Sequel, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Timid, Wit Crack

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22-Jun-2020


Night Clerk, The (2020) Woof

Twink with alternative intelligence witnesses a crime. The crime is not its basis of joy but the performers are. The four (Hunt, Leguizamo, de Armas and Sheridan pull the right face, exhume the right emotions, and challenge anyone to do it better. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020


Uncle Buck (1989) Woof

No one puts a brat in its place like an asshole. Candy with children is gold. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020


Uncut Gems (2019) Arf

I feel about jewelry like others feel about watermelons.

The film consisted of many genres, high broiling, at improbable levels. Sandler steadies the flow, not allowing the top to blow off and steering the steam back into action. Talking over each other annoys, the pitch was trembly, the support were emblems, the coincidences were easy to spot and the finale was extensive. It zapped my brain. 28-May-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Cold, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fatigue, Funny, Life, Loud, Over the Top, Shrill Act, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Too Long, Weird, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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28-May-2020


Third Day, The (1965) Arf

Can a man become an enlightened human if an accident causes him amnesia? Not if your mug is still wanted for murder.

George Peppard is grand business daddy, never demurring from blankness while still eliciting great face.

Elizabeth Ashley was privileged bitch wife, with an redemptive opportunity for love and a zestful beauty of another.

Sally Kellerman knew how to turn it on and shut men down.

Mona Washbourne elicited comic wit relief and parental heartbreak.

Roddy McDowell. The best cocksucker in Hollywood actually had other talents.

Arte Johnson crept trying to put a creepy face on a "love me" persona.

Music. It sounded like every summer blockbuster score rolled into one.

It's sumptuously over, to guiltily enjoy. 11-May-2020

Tags: 1960s, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Elegance, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Relationships, Revenge, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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11-May-2020


All Of Me (1984) Whimper

Instead of a body switch Mr. Reiner chose partial possession which is one of the most improbable storylines attempted ever. We want no change in anything but the story. The pros (Martin and Tomlin) don't embarrass easily because it makes sense that great comedy training includes stupidity. Martin freights most of it and freewheels in an agitated state that unnerves us but never hinders us from lapping up his star charm. Lily didn't feel like an equal because she was stuck in a mirror for most of it but her adorable cheekiness and one liners hit. The dance was still cute. 25-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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25-Mar-2020


Mausoleum (1983) Woof

Piece of shit about a Charlie's angel being possessed by a spiteful demon. The spiteful demon is a woman that accepts no bullshit from a man and punishes him for it. As she hurts no one but, I see no reason to destroy her. She's today's woman. When Bobbie Bresee's Playboy playmate regresses to her childhood trauma like Sally Field in "Sybil," it was brilliant hilarity. LaWanda Page was hilarious. A lot of the film is hilarious and ridiculous and preposterous. It's a piece of shit that entertains.

A cleanup might do it good. 13-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action Stomper, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Gory, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Political Satire, Revenge, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke

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13-Mar-2020


Night Before, The (1988) Arf

Typical boy loses prom date which allows us to spend the night with him... retracing his steps. The details include rape, white slavery and violence. It really doesn't matter though... you watch because Keanu Reeves made a most huggable teen and Lori Loughlin struck with killer looks and scary everything else. 24-Feb-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action, Brutal, Camp, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Revenge, Romance, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit

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24-Feb-2020


Downton Abbey (2019) Woof

Everything was comfortable, a lot of it seemed sad, the cast set their acting dials high and that was a pittance. They also found a way to rebound from it. It was probably myself adjusting to it but they pulled off honoring their TV charisma. A charming fragrance that doesn't linger. 25-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Musical Bombast, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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25-Jan-2020


Hellboy (2019) Arf

Hellish Arthurian legend. It couldn't hit the masses because it keeps its characters and premise grotesque and blood-soaked. David Harbour conveys the title monster but his unappealing design lends him no superhero charisma. Cult status may grant its futility and relentlessness, crap fun. 18-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Crapfun, Cultish, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Horror, Kool Effects, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Political Satire, Porn Violence, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Tough, Ugly Art

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18-Dec-2019


Favourite, The (2018) Howl

Filching the power of a doddering and enraged queen for self preservation. The lead trio combine with the word to exact the wit, scandal and one-upmanship that exists between women. Emma Stone's ambition cuts like a hurling knife, Rachel Weisz is all-business, running from said knife and the glorious and hilarious Olivia Colman covertly catches the knife to use against whom she pleases. Olivia opens up like the wounds that appear during her illness. 16-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political Satire, Pretty, Revenge, Romance, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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16-Dec-2019




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