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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Squish Alert'

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All Of Me (1984) Whimper

Instead of a body switch Mr. Reiner chose partial possession which is one of the most improbable storylines attempted ever. We want no change in anything but the story. The pros (Martin and Tomlin) don't embarrass easily because it makes sense that great comedy training includes stupidity. Martin freights most of it and freewheels in an agitated state that unnerves us but never hinders us from lapping up his star charm. Lily didn't feel like an equal because she was stuck in a mirror for most of it but her adorable cheekiness and one liners hit. The dance was still cute. 25-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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25-Mar-2020


Mausoleum (1983) Woof

Piece of shit about a Charlie's angel being possessed by a spiteful demon. The spiteful demon is a woman that accepts no bullshit from a man and punishes him for it. As she hurts no one but, I see no reason to destroy her. She's today's woman. When Bobbie Bresee's Playboy playmate regresses to her childhood trauma like Sally Field in "Sybil," it was brilliant hilarity. LaWanda Page was hilarious. A lot of the film is hilarious and ridiculous and preposterous. It's a piece of shit that entertains.

A cleanup might do it good. 13-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action Stomper, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Gory, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Political Satire, Revenge, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke

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13-Mar-2020


Night Before, The (1988) Arf

Typical boy loses prom date which allows us to spend the night with him... retracing his steps. The details include rape, white slavery and violence. It really doesn't matter though... you watch because Keanu Reeves made a most huggable teen and Lori Loughlin struck with killer looks and scary everything else. 24-Feb-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action, Brutal, Camp, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Revenge, Romance, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit

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24-Feb-2020


Downton Abbey (2019) Woof

Everything was comfortable, a lot of it seemed sad, the cast set their acting dials high and that was a pittance. They also found a way to rebound from it. It was probably myself adjusting to it but they pulled off honoring their TV charisma. A charming fragrance that doesn't linger. 25-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Musical Bombast, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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25-Jan-2020


Hellboy (2019) Arf

Hellish Arthurian legend. It couldn't hit the masses because it keeps its characters and premise grotesque and blood-soaked. David Harbour conveys the title monster but his unappealing design lends him no superhero charisma. Cult status may grant its futility and relentlessness, crap fun. 18-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Crapfun, Cultish, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Horror, Kool Effects, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Political Satire, Porn Violence, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Tough, Ugly Art

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18-Dec-2019


Favourite, The (2018) Howl

Filching the power of a doddering and enraged queen for self preservation. The lead trio combine with the word to exact the wit, scandal and one-upmanship that exists between women. Emma Stone's ambition cuts like a hurling knife, Rachel Weisz is all-business, running from said knife and the glorious and hilarious Olivia Colman covertly catches the knife to use against whom she pleases. Olivia opens up like the wounds that appear during her illness. 16-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political Satire, Pretty, Revenge, Romance, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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16-Dec-2019


House Arrest (2019) Woof

Daddy mass resigns from societal distress by home imprisonment. It's a phenomenon worth exploring. The cast is pleasing and energetic, the sets are envy inducing but the comedy sways towards buffoonery. Daddy, Rambo and a cell phone trick clinch it. 01-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Romance, Sexy, Squish Alert, Wit Snit

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01-Dec-2019


Butterfield 8 (1960) Woof

Anatomy of a slut. The downfall of insatiable passion is perception. La Liz pounces, purrs and self-destructs. She is not allowed empowerment because she wont march. She wont march because she's empowered. The dialogue is sharp and reflective, the mothers are concerned and full of wisdom and the men can't think pass their hunger. The honest speak seemed closer to a resolution than the unsighted delusion of today. 17-Nov-2019

Tags: 1960s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Political, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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17-Nov-2019


A Summer Place (1959) Howl

Avoiding becoming like our parents by following in their footsteps.

Mother misinformed (Constance Ford) desexualizes and humiliates her daughter because she's afraid of acquiescing to her grunt husband.

The fuckable grunt (Richard Egan) is frustrated but soft wanting to understand the new world while being forced to follow the old.

Graceful mom (Dorothy McGuire) is all want in her eyes of a time passed that has returned.

Drunk daddy (Arthur Kennedy) shovels the truth and blows it in their faces.

Troy Donahue is a dreamy Groot with a slight bigger vocabulary. Beauty is an expression onto itself.

Sandra Dee was the girl next door living in a cloud.

The film was panned but successful. It spoke frankly about sex, it epitomized its time and predestined ours, for each question raised there was a consequence, for every character, a reason. It was a time to question life... the old and the new.

(It deserves restoration.) 13-Nov-2019

Tags: 1950s, Beautiful, Classic, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Political Satire, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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13-Nov-2019


Forbidden Planet (1956) Howl

Space travel, pretty alphas, a lush otherworldly landscape and a progressive robot. A modern Eve (Anne Francis) coming into full sexual bloom to a cavalry of starved men is an intriguing aside. She meanders flirtatiously amongst them until the bull (Leslie Nielsen) that stokes her ire compels a passionate kiss. The effects contain enough creative thought and subtlety to survive its time, the direction goes beyond the page and the words resound with clarity.

(I'd gladly trade an Alexa for a Robby) 10-Nov-2019

Tags: 1950s, Action, Best in Sci-Fi, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Political, Pretty, Romance, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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10-Nov-2019


Phantoms (1998) Woof

A concoction of horror and sci-fi that dance when married. 01-Nov-2019

Tags: 1990s, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Sort of, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Scary, SciFi, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Writ Tight

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01-Nov-2019


Black KKKlansman (2018) Howl

In order to be entertained by a Spike Lee movie, you must see it to the end.

The beginning stacks so much hate that it begins to feel uncomfortable especially when our current sensibilities are asserted. I felt like the movie was about switching roles which is not equality but subjugation.

John David Washington kept his Stallworth steady when he needed to grow into him. Mr. Stallworth would have been one of a kind and he would appear grateful and not establish his big dick presence (it's an attitude) so early.

Adam Driver seems alive again. He gave his quiet hero a timber.

The details I will remember are the dumbfuck ones. Somebody needed to check out Driver's dick, a cop shouldn't ever use his real name in an investigation and the black KKKlansman was basically a phone operative.

Every ending was a celebration to cheer, laugh and finally understand Lee's idea.
 27-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Life, Mystery, Political, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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27-Oct-2019


God's Own Country (2017) Woof

Inheriting a life that your parents couldn't conclude. It's responsibility versus ideology. The farm is an educational revelation and the boys are rough like the terrain. Like in real life, it's all that and a cup of tenderness. 08-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Gay, Hot Swatch, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Squish Alert, Touching, Tough, Writ Tight

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08-Oct-2019


Meg, The (2018) Arf

Super shark, super daddy and super action. Nothing else matters. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Sap, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense

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19-Sep-2019


Avengers: Endgame (2019) Woof

Cavalcade of superheroism, delineation and valediction of character, celebratory milestones and sentimental affection. CGI triumphs achieving Hulk fuckability and Thor squishiness. A rousing crowd pleaser. 04-May-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Chemistry, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Over the Top, SciFi, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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04-May-2019




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