TV Posts Tagged as 'Bad Acting'
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American Horror Story: Apocalypse (2018)
Bassett added salt, Jessica sprinkled seasoning and Conroy served fine china. The Antichrist wasn't built from angelic downfall but was acid to a soup that the writers unnecessarily kept reheating. 14-Nov-2018
I basked in Jessica, the story broke from its captor and the whole weaved its own fairytale ending. 18-Oct-2018
The odd energy wasted on jumble might have spared us from a Sarah Paulson "Dracula" cliche. 17-Sep-2018
Saturday Night Live (2018-)
My lover and I quit you. 30-Sep-2018
Matt revved it up, Rachel graced it, the steadies couldn't overcome it, the host is best I don't mention and Kanye shat all over it. His disdain for all art was evident on song #1, negligence of talent and profanity (titgate? really?) towards women appeared second and historic irrationality capped the finale. He was a man who had sold his soul to the devil even if it betrayed his race and himself. Trump deserves him.
It made me angry and in need of a horror bath. 30-Sep-2018
How It Ends (2018)
It has no answers for what and no distraction for how. 16-Jul-2018
Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner (2016-)
I keep waiting for Martha to have a "Merlot" moment and brand the shenanigans she has to endure overdone. 19-Jun-2018
The art direction in key scenes evokes a different time and place but lack in conceiving the world as a whole. If the main player is being tasked with being mute his face must be lit as such that we should read the words from his eyes and the lines on his skin. The story confuses and dulls and it seems criminal to squeeze out the squish from super daddies. 26-Feb-2018
To sell this movie the makers needed to convince us that the husband is a son of a prick, the mother is a third-dimensional monster with ulterior motives and the son is spoiled to rot. Thomas Jane chokes on the accent and can't set aside squishiness to convey a hardened hillbilly. Molly Parker is not illuminated for her character to spark and Dylan Schmid is a candle without a wick. Once the offense is discharged the film hibernates until its uncelebrated payback. 15-Feb-2018
Queer Eye (2018-)
If you experienced the original you will quickly lose respect for this update. I don't feel a camaraderie between the group and they could exhibit more heart and less pounce. We shouldn't splurge on us when the client is the gold. 15-Feb-2018
60th Annual Grammy Awards (2018)
Mostly sausage, no balls, limited art or female respect. The men sat egotistically, awaiting a handmaiden to bring them their drinks whilst the few women tried conveying empowerment. Ladies, when you get your power, remember these cowards because when a man stops speaking is when his voice is the loudest. 29-Jan-2018
Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me? (2015)
Hell no. I don't like being served crayons and a coloring book menu with my comedy. 19-Dec-2017
Christmas Next Door (2017)
The acting is on par with when your friends ask how you are in mid-conversation and then continue to interrupt. Your spirit is measured by how many trinkets your house can blink not how nice to others you are. Jesse needed to embrace a wit dick that would have added realistic merriment to proceedings relying on miracles. 17-Dec-2017
Watch What Happens Live: Below Deck Reunion (2017)
The majors sought legal counsel, retracted everything and excused themselves and others of indecent behaviors. Jen's inability to perform her task to standard became the issue when all we wanted to know is why they mishandled the complaint. Kate's job isn't to believe Jen, it's to properly investigate, validate and protect. Where did the hostility towards Bruno arise from?
The question of the year wasn't even asked by our host. Was Nico talking to EJ about his penis in the above caption? 13-Dec-2017
Will & Grace: A Gay Olde Christmas (2017)
We tuned to watch beloved characters celebrate the meaning of Christmas instead they served up "made up" performing a high school production of Dickens. The laughs were minimal and the dismay for the next season, scary. 07-Dec-2017
Death Note (2017)
The original animate was a creepy nightmare that embedded itself on your skin.
The movie slaps blonde paint on a grown-up with "smarty" face and vends him a teenage protagonist. He is not the only misguided choice but since we have to spend the most time with him we can't commiserate with his plight. I cheered against him.
Life asserts itself in Dafoe's "Ryuk" and impudent death scenes. 29-Nov-2017
Eyewitness (2016 -)
You bathe your show in a pathetic green dye and propel two Bel Ami ready twinks to be the focus because there is no variety in design and no air in your story. 21-Nov-2016
Worst Cooks In America: Celebrity Edition (2015 -)
I tuned in to watch beloved celebrities being challenged to excel at being deficient at a talent their star didn't historically glimmer for. Food challenges are the most fragmentary competitions for an audience to partake in because we can neither savor it or repudiate it via taste. We may not be able to feel a fabric in a fashion clash but we can all see the hideousness in it.
It hurts to see them in such a staged and derided environment. If it were a more intimate setup we might discover more of what makes them so esteemed. "Love Boat" and "Fantasy Island" were sub-par entertainment who exploited stars with dimming lights but who at least rendered them a "last call" that allowed us to enjoy the talent they were once valued for. 21-Sep-2016