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All Posts Tagged as 'By the Numbers'

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Recall, The (2017) Bites

Wesley Snipes' character makes no sense and serves little purpose except to initiate coincidental saves. The aliens are underwhelming compared to its rip counterparts. The only injection of interest occurs at end where the film should have started. 22-Feb-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Grating, Horror, Hot Swatch, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Vague

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22-Feb-2020


Horse Girl (2020) Whimper

The title sets it up for failure. Mare straddles insanity via conspiracy theory, almost every character is hypocritical and alienating and the balance of insanity versus sanity is insane. (Hint: the horse wins!) 15-Feb-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Drag, Drama, Funny, Out of Place, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Weird, Wit Crack

Filed under: TV

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15-Feb-2020


Selfie From Hell (2018) Bites

I would have jumped, had reason backed it up. 13-Feb-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Drama, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Over the Top, Political, Preposterous, Scare Obvious, Silly, Tedium, Timid

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13-Feb-2020


Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (2019) Whimper

A blanched all-star siphon it's heart but the smoked monsters have art comic book flair. Blur the actors and fine-tune the monsters. 13-Feb-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, By the Numbers, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Fantasy, Fatigue, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Timid

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13-Feb-2020


Mom and Dad (2018) Whimper

Moms and dads awaken from stress to obliterate what causes them the most burden...kids. The film dares to ponder how society manipulates adults into creating life that overshadows their own but gets cold feet trying to decipher it. Nicolas Cage unleashes grand psycho qualities that the director reins in for fear of buffoonery (?) That's a shame. 08-Feb-2020

Tags: 2020s, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Indecipherable, Over the Top, Political Satire, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Feb-2020


Whirlwind (2007) Whimper

The men are pulled right out of the gay bible and are shot up close to hide background restrictions. The cast was diverse and capable. Friends and lovers are infiltrated and defrocked by a vindictive serial fucker. It should have been fun but the soup was bland. They spent a sizable amount of time talking about big dick and no time exposing it. 04-Feb-2020

Tags: 2000s, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay, Hot Swatch, Life, Predictable, Sentimental, Tacky, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-Feb-2020


Midnight Movie: The Killer Cut (2008) Whimper

In order for a viewer to digest mumbo jumbo we need to be privy to the rules. The film concocts it and we decide if it is within the realm of possibility so we can view the art piece with tolerance. No rules were established and the filmmaker refused to reserve a coherent explanation. It was remastered to look sharper but not sound brighter. 03-Feb-2020

Tags: 2000s, 2020s, Art Devoid, By the Numbers, Camp, Corn, Director Slouch, Fatigue, Indecipherable, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Scare Obvious, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Timid, Vague, Weird

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03-Feb-2020


Saturn 5 (1980) Bites

It literally reads, even in space, the Goldigger gets what she wants. The age difference is astronomical which sends charisma out the window. It probably would have played better with a spouse of equal experience. Farrah hadn't received her acting wings yet but she comes to life when she's experiencing pain (screaming, crying and panicking.) The robot is unfinished and ridiculous, the sets are TV comparable and the idea is no longer beneficial. 24-Jan-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Preposterous, SciFi, Unenthusiastic, Weird, Writer Humiliation

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24-Jan-2020


Meet Wally Sparks (1997) Whimper

Illogical silliness for a ferocious one liner. The supporting personalities are TV staples flexing their muscles to bozo comedy. Poor things. 19-Jan-2020

Tags: 1990s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comedy, Corn, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Weird, Wit Crack

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19-Jan-2020


Unsettling, The (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

It does not unsettle because there is no intrigue, sharp scare edits or anything besides Holly Taylor to give a damn about. 13-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Predictable, Silly, Tired, Twinkie, Writ Basic

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13-Jan-2020


Dracula (2019-) Early Exit

The Transylvanian brogue keeps the flies and the viewers away. I was not going to spend more than three hours listening to it. 13-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Early Exit, Over the Top, Overcooked, Weird

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13-Jan-2020


Bumblebee (2018) Whimper

We watch for the shiny new tech (even if it appears unfinished.) 09-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Corn, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, SciFi, Shrill Act, Silly, Stink Wigs, Timid, Writer Humiliation

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09-Jan-2020


Invaders From Mars (1986) Bites

Tobe and company add too much silliness to the story, the aliens look like ugly toys you win for free and the only alien needed was underutilized (Louise Fletcher.) She knows scary. 31-Dec-2019

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Fatigue, Over the Top, Political Satire, Predictable, Remake, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Timid, TV-like, Weird

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31-Dec-2019


Midnight Kiss (2019) Bites

Gays garnering the right to be slaughtered on film like they're straight brethren. Writing representation is limited to watching half a season of Drag Race, the eye candy is squirmy and the serial getup has no sex appeal or fright. 27-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Crime Drama, Drama, Gay, Juvenile, Over the Top, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Timid, Writ Basic

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27-Dec-2019


Postcards From London (2018) Whimper

Whores assessing that man needs art to turn on. It's an excuse for filmic art to celebrate human art (Harris Dickinson) but it doesn't know how. 03-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay, Hot Swatch, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Vague

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26-Dec-2019




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