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All Posts Tagged as 'By the Numbers'

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Halloween (2018) No Moons

Devoid of purpose, study and reverence. The psychology of Laurie Strode was as an empowered victim that elicited strength from catastrophic violence. She's not Sarah Connor and she wouldn't burden a child with her horrid mythology. The holiday wasn't nostalgic and the nods to Hitchcock (who's that?) were extinct. Hallmark movies concoct bigger frights. 08-Feb-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Cold, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Disappointment, Drama, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fatigue, Horror, Inactivity, Music Murders, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sad, Silly, Tacky, Timid, TV-like, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic, Weird

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08-Feb-2019


House on Sorority Row, The (1983)  Arf

Infertile woman defies God by utilizing a mad doctor and unleashing horror onto the environment. The actors make it comfortable, the kills are chopped incoherently and the story decelerates unexpectedly. 06-Feb-2019

Tags: 1980s, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Horror, Mystery, Political, Pretty, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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06-Feb-2019


Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club (2019-) ArfDowngrade

They have a zero tolerance for violence but they don't punish anyone for it. How 2019.

"Ambassador" is rich code word for whore. The reason the pretties keep failing at their job is because they don't know that. 05-Feb-2019
Pretty enslaved to the rich for a buck. 17-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fantasy, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tired, Travel

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05-Feb-2019


Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Arf

The actors couldn't locate the essence in character.

Howard is adept at expounding on a thought previously introduced. The magic materializes when he confronts his thoughts. It's a tough exercise with his stamp gently placed upon it. He needed to make it tremble.

(Chewy made sense.) 03-Feb-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Bad Acting, By the Numbers, Comic Book, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Kool Effects, Over the Top, Political Satire, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt

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03-Feb-2019


Devils of Darkness (1965) Arf

The ladies strike, big bad twirls and the rest is Hitchcock bargain basement. Our parents partied wild. 26-Jan-2019

Tags: 1960s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, History, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Pretty, Revenge, Romance, Scary, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit

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26-Jan-2019


Wrong Friend, The (2018) Arf

It's twinkie psycho delight, Cleopatra Jones revenge and Lifetime hopeful achievement practice. 18-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Slice, Drama, Fun Acting, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Pretty, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Twinkie, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

Filed under: TV

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18-Jan-2019


Golden Globe Awards (2019) Arf

The hosts were globes, Carol was golden, The Dark Knight thanked Satan and I hope the diversity honored was deserved. 07-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Awards, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Costume, Daddy Squish, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political, Predictable, Repetitive, Special, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Talk, Variety, Wit Snit

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07-Jan-2019


Boa vs. Python (2004) Bites

Made by environmentalists that insist that anything that moves or blinks is worth preserving even if it kills us. They hilariously plunder from Cameron's "Aliens" and every knockoff thereof. 04-Jan-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accident Watch, Action, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comical FX, Conspiracy Theory, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Overcooked, Preachy, Predictable, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Tacky

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04-Jan-2019


Minute To Win It (2013) Whimper

Before my lover could identify the kind of sock Ohno was sporting in his pants, they covered him up. We are now forced to watch the bland compete in practiced shenanigans for mild entertainment. 04-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, By the Numbers, Cliche, Daddy Squish, Fatigue, Game Show, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Repetitive, Silly, Sports

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04-Jan-2019


Traffik (2018) Arf

A depiction of modern slavery is a tough subject not to exploit. Deon Taylor identifies the subject but can't tackle it hard enough for us to feel it. 03-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Action, By the Numbers, Crime Drama, Drama, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid

Filed under: Movies

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03-Jan-2019


Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve (2018) Whimper

Gripping tightly to something that passed. 01-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, By the Numbers, Cliche, Fantasy, Fatigue, Juvenile, Musical, Out of Place, Overcooked, Predictable, Talk, Tedium, Variety

Filed under: TV

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01-Jan-2019


Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable (2018) Arf

She expounds on her history but keeps her true self a mystery. 29-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Comedy, Cute, Funny, Gay Swatch, Gaycon, Lesbian, Safety, Stand-Up, Star Watt, Talk, Wit Snit

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29-Dec-2018


House of Tomorrow (2017) Arf

Had they borrowed from Ellen's "no bullshit " persona it would have tugged harder. 29-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Sentimental, Star Watt, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Dec-2018


Who Gets The Dog? (2016) Arf

You stay for the dog. 26-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Sort of, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Touching

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26-Dec-2018


Jurasaic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Whimper

Pratt is still Stepford, no one but Spielberg has actually maintained the magic of dinosaurs and we should never be so illogical that we choose to compromise earth because its cool. 26-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Predictable, Preposterous, Revenge, Star Watt, Unenthusiastic

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26-Dec-2018




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