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Love, Victor (2020-) Arf

E6-10. Performer TV IQ is high enough to rise above the suds, convey the right emotions, make us addicted and not drown from the weight of the soap. 18-Jun-2020
S1E5. It observes and overprotects its subject. It theorizes that problems only graze and that all people are inherently capable of understanding. Fables only grant the curious teen, added hurt on their venture. I'd rather tell it, solve it and not wait for the miracle to happen. 17-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Amiable, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Insulting, Manipulation, Political, Predictable, Relationships, Star Watt, Sweet, Timid, Twinkie, Wit Snit, Writ For Short Attn Spans

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18-Jun-2020


Below Deck: Sailing Yacht (2020-) ArfUpgradeWoof

Jen protested and slimed with the cook.

Georgia celebrated freedom by calling Jen a bully and telling her bff that she had designs on her husband. She goes Love Island and tells daddy too.

Paget's dick-o-meter flew in so many directions, I thought he was going to explode. Every time he got close to Ciara, the meter resisted, it was pointing elsewhere and he made it obvious. The moment when his meter is pointed straight at her (his worth,) is priceless.

Happy deck grew on me.

Adam's chirpiness can come off as secretly plotting.

Byron finally got to go home and put all those nasty thoughts to rest.

Madison is a bright spot that makes me laugh.

The captain earned his daddy stripes. 29-May-2020
The dysfunctional guests creeped and Popeye politely reprimanded Olive Oyl for spending too much time on Adam's face and she reciprocated by using her female empowerment to rampage against her underlings and proclaiming that man worship prioritizes all job responsibilities. 19-May-2020
Adam got horny again.

Women are impeded from good work with a penis in their face.

Madison's stab at Kim and Kanye, beheaded.

Happy deck's pajama bulge might warrant why he's happy.

Ciara couldn't curtail her man so she turned in a female colleague. Brava! That's empowerment. 11-May-2020
Captain had his spinach and almost blew the boat over.

Madison only bitched for half the show. Joy.

Georgia needs to drop her mic.

Parker in his skivvies. I think I found Georgia's mic.

Jenna was groundhogging... miscommunication with man, over and over.

Come on Ciara, you can take her.

Adam. He only found his trousers after cuming inside Jenna. She is safe until the next cycle.

LOL. 05-May-2020
A dangerous threesome is about to explode. May the best woman win? Really?

Georgia, you shouldn't flirt if it changes the flow.

Madison appeared to be chill, creating negative balls of energy to allow us to perceive and laugh at the ridiculous circumstances they are in but she's being ghost boated because she truly truly believes it.

Byron doesn't talk much but gives the impression that he's always thinking about sex.

Adam didn't realize that women appreciate the money put into getting them flowers. It has nothing to do with flowers.

There is way too much happiness emanating from the new deck.

The boat was stocked with super Cleopatras on tiptoe allowing macho toxicity to beg for something women no longer give. The primary pulled away from a hug before giving it and handed the captain the envelope on the second reach. That felt very supreme.

Alas, the best was saved for last, as the cameraman went Hitchcock and directed Adam's rampage like the conversations Norman Bates had with his mother. If it was true, it was sadly hilarious. 28-Apr-2020
Money solved all their problems.

The only funny the brutes laid out was calling chef, Ted Bundy. The saddest thing chef did was exhibit why. 17-Mar-2020
The chugalug got invaded by woke tacks radiating American political correctness as growled on social media. They use the black guy to intimidate the boat, they have no respect for work, time, money or sex and the show needs to punish them for it. I know that cameramen don't interfere but under these circumstances they have to. Is that a rule now?

(I think the chief stew and the chef get paid extra to hookup.) 10-Mar-2020
Sailing is an experience that whelms whilst you're doing it. Watching people and things keel over only titillates once.

The crew is intent on capturing attention but they are bland fish hooked on a line.

Pro reproduction banishment conversations are welcome. 26-Feb-2020

Tags: 2020s, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Fatigue, Overcooked, Reality, Relationships, Showy, Shrill Act, Travel

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29-May-2020


Camp Getaway (2020-) No MoonsEarly Exit

It needs a serial killer. 13-May-2020

Tags: 2020s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Discomfort, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Grating, Insulting, Juvenile, Out of Place, Reality, Relationships, Sexist, Shrill Act, Silly, Static, Tacky, Warbly

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13-May-2020


Never Have I Ever (2020-) BitesEarly Exit

Female driven fairytale of teen empowerment. To obtain such merit, a girl must prioritize "the shortcuts," suppress the lower stereotypes, pounce on a superior royal animal and have it grant her that royal fucking that will liberate her. (So, all girls think.) I don't remember kids talking like this, I hope kids aren't talking like this and I definitely hope they don't start. One episode of unawareness, lack of emotional study and an honest laugh, had me bolting. In fairytales there are no lessons without a witch.

Niecy Nash glimmered gingerly. 08-May-2020

Tags: 2020s, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Cultural, Drama, Early Exit, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Out of Place, Overcooked, Political, Preachy, Predictable, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tired, Unfunny, Warbly, Writ For Short Attn Spans

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08-May-2020


Too Hot To Handle (2020-) Bites

No sex games, stripper parties or porn stars performing anatomy tricks. No Casa De Amor with an hour free of rules to tempt anyone. A lame exercise in controlling the libido does not a better date candidate make and I have no idea what point it's trying to make. (The winner takes home about $12.00 after taxes.) 19-Apr-2020
The norm is hornier than I thought. Love Island Castaways land on Mt. Celibacy and are tortured into going straight. The women are boob jocks and the men prance around blowing bro bubbles. The understanding is that what an independent woman wants, is a servant. It's not daring or tacky, not willing to titillate on a channel that permits it and not willing to locate a winning politic. "Tom Holland future" is an eerie panty shredder, women are still reaching for the biggest/complicated things, unruly racism is itching closer to our faces and Jesus left because he couldn't stand them. 18-Apr-2020

Tags: 2020s, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Creepy, Cultural, Fake, Horror, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Juvenile, No Chemistry, Reality, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Weird

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19-Apr-2020


Horse Girl (2020) Whimper

The title sets it up for failure. Mare straddles insanity via conspiracy theory, almost every character is hypocritical and alienating and the balance of insanity versus sanity is insane. (Hint: the horse wins!) 15-Feb-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Drag, Drama, Funny, Out of Place, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Weird, Wit Crack

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15-Feb-2020


Unsettling, The (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

It does not unsettle because there is no intrigue, sharp scare edits or anything besides Holly Taylor to give a damn about. 13-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Predictable, Silly, Tired, Twinkie, Writ Basic

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13-Jan-2020


Dracula (2019-) Early Exit

The Transylvanian brogue keeps the flies and the viewers away. I was not going to spend more than three hours listening to it. 13-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Early Exit, Over the Top, Overcooked, Weird

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13-Jan-2020


Midnight Kiss (2019) Bites

Gays garnering the right to be slaughtered on film like they're straight brethren. Writing representation is limited to watching half a season of Drag Race, the eye candy is squirmy and the serial getup has no sex appeal or fright. 27-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Crime Drama, Drama, Gay, Juvenile, Over the Top, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Timid, Writ Basic

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27-Dec-2019


V Wars (2019) Arf

The process of becoming a vampire and its side effects are so swift that we are not allotted the time necessary to empathize with them. A kickass slayer (Laura Vandervoort) and some popcorn fun, liven it. 15-Dec-2019
The dialogue seems cobbled together from overused scripts. The bromance and action scintillate in a broth that may contain no nutritional value. 09-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, By the Numbers, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Drama, Horror, Hot Swatch, Predictable, Sci-Fi, Squish Alert

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15-Dec-2019


American Music Awards (2019) No MoonsEarly Exit

I have no words... 25-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Awards, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Celebrity, Cliche, Creepy, Cultural, Drag, Early Exit, Emasculating, Fantasy, Fatigue, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Out of Place, Pitchy, Political, Preachy, Predictable, Psychological, Religious Fanaticism, Repetitive, Sap, Showy, Shrill Act, Supremacism, Talk, Tedium, Warbly

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25-Nov-2019


Raising Dion (2019-) ArfUpgradeWoof

I delighted in Jason Ritter finally putting those asshole tics to use but the upgrade was for mama. No superhero is flying around her house until she says so! 22-Nov-2019
When mama discusses the mental incarceration of racism to a son that's becoming physically stronger, my negative comments became obliterated. The writers ventured to give us a modern mama willing to be sensitively honest with her child and equip him for life's challenges. Respect. 20-Oct-2019
A subject worth exploring in a culture historically evaded. It moves better when it tightens the reins but it's self awareness, interspersed soundtrack along with sprinkles of bleeding sap, drain it. 18-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Almost, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Drama, Juvenile, Overcooked, Representing, Sap, Static, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Nov-2019


Let It Snow (2019) Arf

Christmas teen puff. Everything is safe and unrealistic, its sole purpose, to make us feel good. Like most holidays, it's the music that lingers. 18-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Cliche, Comedy, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Music Rocks, Nostalgic, Preachy, Predictable, Pretty, Relationships, Sap, Star Watt, Sweet, Timid

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18-Nov-2019


Carol's Second Act (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

It has a problem growing up. 08-Nov-2019
Why is Patricia Heaton acting like she switched bodies with her teen granddaughter? 27-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Out of Place, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Tired, Writ Basic

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08-Nov-2019


Rattlesnake (2019) Whimper

A film practice run. It's hard to gear up for characters minutely defined especially when they easily accept transcendent ideas. We need insight to understand their choices. Debrianna Mansini casts a lustrous presence that established "no other dead need apply" and Theo Rossi squished craftily. 28-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Fun Acting, Incomprehensible, Mystery, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Suspense, Thriller, Writ Basic

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28-Oct-2019




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