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Movies Posts Tagged as 'By the Numbers'

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Halloween Tales (2017) Bites

A concoction of leftover ingredients that can't fill a tummy. 01-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Horror, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Scare Obvious, Silly, Tedium

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01-Oct-2019


Stay Alive (2006) Whimper

You lose respect as soon as they kill the best visual effect from the cast and after they break the rules they established. 30-Sep-2019

Tags: 2000s, Action, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Mystery, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Silly, Timid

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30-Sep-2019


Boys In Trees (2016) Arf

Rekindling a bromance. There were so many elements that could have thrust the story forward but the director was so intent on a surprise ending that his magic tricks don't total rationality. It's underhanded. The film relies heavily on Toby Wallace, whose star endowment keeps it flowing and wrings the only emotion at end. 23-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Romance, Timid, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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23-Sep-2019


Ma (2019) Whimper

The film never gives ma the purpose that would allow her to enact revenge sensibly or enjoyably. "Ma should have been the supplier of alcohol to teenagers that ended up driving and incapacitating someone she loved. Revenge ensues." Octavia exhibits instances in which exploitation of her gifts is considered but they are continuously squandered by horror cliches. Octavia smashing face with a twink is a creepy highlight. 20-Sep-2019
The boys look underaged but the girls don't. That's hilarious. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Revenge, Silly, Suspense, Tacky, Timid

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20-Sep-2019


My Little Eye (2002) Whimper

It's all vegan undernourishment until the end where the meat and potatoes are served. 15-Sep-2019

Tags: 2000s, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Mystery, Political Satire, Suspense, Timid, Twisty, Writ w/Possibilities

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15-Sep-2019


Captain Marvel (2019) Whimper

Jude Law is the new Sean Connery (fuckable at any age.) The film is flat comic book junk with bad hair that can keep disaster movie Supergirl, company. 12-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Fatigue, Manipulation, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Stink Wigs, Tacky, Unenthusiastic, Writer Humiliation

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12-Sep-2019


Frailty (2001) Arf

I can hear Paxton say "demon" all day. I can fall into melodious dreams hearing McConaughey narrate. The film straddles the supernatural with an organic crime story. It was a story that needed to be told straight or absolutely bonkers. The film lost the opportunity to provide readied performers with characters that could outshine them. It came close but its confusion expired it before the finish line. 04-Sep-2019

Tags: By the Numbers, Camp, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-Sep-2019


A Star Is Born (2018) Whimper

Unkempt and unglam remake that barely absorbs its time to set it apart. The music doesn't fulfill a star's talent, the gays are accessorized, and though there is regard between the leads, there is no heat. Cooper steals Kristofferson's voice but incorporates no swag; Gaga is just practicing. It's a cold and reductive remake. 03-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inactivity, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Music Murders, Over the Top, Predictable, Romance, Silly, Tacky, Timid, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic

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03-Sep-2019


Stitch! The Movie (2003) Whimper

The formula quickly evaporates. It's title elicits more excitement. 29-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Action, By the Numbers, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Oncer, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, TV-like

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29-Jun-2019


Calamity Jane (1953) Whimper

The tunes are zippy, the production is cartoony and energized but the whole is detached from reality. It's overcompensating for a loss. 18-Jun-2019

Tags: 1950s, Action, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Musical, Over the Top, Silly, Star Watt, Weird, Western

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18-Jun-2019


Julie (1956) Arf

It steps close to hysteria but the climb has its moments. 18-Jun-2019

Tags: 1950s, Action, By the Numbers, Cold, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Romance, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty

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18-Jun-2019


Banger Sisters, The (2002) Whimper

There should never be romantic notions about being a groupie. The legends wrestle through the mess, but a mess is a mess.

(Worst makeover ever.) 07-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Predictable, Repetitive, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Wit Snit

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07-Jun-2019


Take Me Out To The Ball Game (1949) Arf

The music is basic, the costumes adorn and the script pushes feminine empowerment forward. The film would supply very little if it weren't for the entertainment value of its three pro athletes (Sinatra, Williams and Kelly.) 02-May-2019

Tags: 1940s, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Hoofer's Delight, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Romance, Silly, Star Watt, Wit Snit

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02-May-2019


Venom (2018) Arf

Tom Hardy is so excited to be Venom that when the monster actually appears he's CGI elemental. The villainy is alike which lends the film no diversity in magic or action. It could have escalated had it embraced its horror DNA. 26-Apr-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, By the Numbers, Comedy, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Fatigue, SciFi, Silly, Timid, Weird

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26-Apr-2019


All Male All Nude (2017) Arf

The men exhibit and enjoy physical nudity but they appear clammed up about matters of the soul. I was more interested in what they couldn't say than what they did. 22-Apr-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, Documentary, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Sexy, Timid

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22-Apr-2019




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