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Movies Posts Tagged as 'By the Numbers'

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Marriage Story (2019) Arf

I miss the glamour of Hollywood. It's a dead art because we think that celebrating beauty diminishes the underwhelming. A film is a dream. When I dream, I want to go to heaven. I don't want to dream about Martha down the street with her torn robe, washing dishes. Everything is a little bigger and a lot more perfect. We have professionals who can transport us to a shinier world that we might want to emulate. It's a waste of superbeings! I'd watch no classic movie ever if the creators hadn't turned fabulous into an art. We know it's fake, they're not portraying crack addicts and drab sucks. 09-Dec-2019
It celebrates the act of divorce like it's a novelty few of us have experienced. Driver and Johanssen rip through an earsplitting script that offers little insight, poetry or pizzaz. The Gods and Goddesses come down to earth to portray us with little celestial beauty to trim the boredom. Laura Dern knows. 09-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Repetitive, Star Watt, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Unfunny, Writer Humiliation

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09-Dec-2019


Something (2018) Whimper

It was starting to feel like an allegory for reluctant parenting but the writer couldn't unhitch from irrelevance. 05-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Mystery, Timid, Unenthusiastic

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05-Dec-2019


Irishman, The (2019) Howl

The film punched a hole in the walls I had built being a mobster's kid which I only recently realized. It deftly displayed the inner workings of what my father's life was as opposed to how I experienced it.

The more the legends stripped to the third layer the more astonishing the outcome. Pacino roared, DeNiro resolved, Pesci divested, Romano rattled, Maniscalco (pants daddy) plundered and Jim Norton was uncanny. The women were prescribed little voice yet supplied haunting images.

Scorcese realized the gangster of today and allowed him to pay for his regrets. 28-Nov-2019
Old feeble men playing dress up. The intensity of the work is evident as is the three hour sacrifice to honor the best of it but most of it is unwarranted. The pros are welcome faces and the force is evident. I'm halfway in and I want to record my experience in parts. The history is concentrated and the genre is foolproof. While I've had highs with many of these men, it feels like they never moved forward or learned from their mistakes. Where's the now gangster? Scorcese masters the downfall of every criminal hero he builds yet the audience always ends up glorifying him. 27-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Crime Drama, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Macho Posing, Music Swings, Political Satire, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities, Writing Reigns

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28-Nov-2019


X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) Whimper

McAvoy added a comedian's twirl at the tip of his Xavier accent and Lawrence appears like she's having facials with strangers. Little effort is evident by a cast of talented people. It saps and cheers for itself and it talks too much.

If the film had impressed the combustion that Fassbender and Chastain were percolating, the makers would had made a winner. 24-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Comic Book, Corn, Daddy Squish, Decent FX, Director Slouch, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Predictable, Sap, SciFi, Silly, Star Watt, Tedium

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24-Nov-2019


Eden (2012) Whimper

Human trafficking. The film reads like a book cover. The director omits all the details and experiences that would have elevated the message. The monstrosity was so minimal that I had no idea what the protagonist was actually suffering. The fear of exploitation mars audience reaction and participation. 06-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Drama, Indecipherable, Political, Suspense, Timid, Vague

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06-Nov-2019


Pet Semetary (2019) Whimper

To re-establish a franchise, new ideas must sprout to keep it fresh whilst the outline maintains its mythology. It had ideas but they pushed forward for a sequel not sense. I read a book about an achingly heartbroken mother who suffered a breakdown over a loss. The dad exemplified the role of a devoted and loving husband who would do anything to keep his family intact no matter the consequences. The remake presents the hands-off and detached parents of today that diminishes the heart and the horror. The movie is so invested in not being the other one that it fails. 03-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Daddy Squish, Drama, Gory, Horror, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Suspense, Weird

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03-Nov-2019


Halloween Tales (2017) Bites

A concoction of leftover ingredients that can't fill a tummy. 01-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Horror, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Scare Obvious, Silly, Tedium

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01-Oct-2019


Stay Alive (2006) Whimper

You lose respect as soon as they kill the best visual effect from the cast and after they break the rules they established. 30-Sep-2019

Tags: 2000s, Action, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Mystery, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Silly, Timid

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30-Sep-2019


Boys In Trees (2016) Arf

Rekindling a bromance. There were so many elements that could have thrust the story forward but the director was so intent on a surprise ending that his magic tricks don't total rationality. It's underhanded. The film relies heavily on Toby Wallace, whose star endowment keeps it flowing and wrings the only emotion at end. 23-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Romance, Timid, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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23-Sep-2019


Ma (2019) Whimper

The film never gives ma the purpose that would allow her to enact revenge sensibly or enjoyably. "Ma should have been the supplier of alcohol to teenagers that ended up driving and incapacitating someone she loved. Revenge ensues." Octavia exhibits instances in which exploitation of her gifts is considered but they are continuously squandered by horror cliches. Octavia smashing face with a twink is a creepy highlight. 20-Sep-2019
The boys look underaged but the girls don't. That's hilarious. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Revenge, Silly, Suspense, Tacky, Timid

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20-Sep-2019


My Little Eye (2002) Whimper

It's all vegan undernourishment until the end where the meat and potatoes are served. 15-Sep-2019

Tags: 2000s, By the Numbers, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Mystery, Political Satire, Suspense, Timid, Twisty, Writ w/Possibilities

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15-Sep-2019


Captain Marvel (2019) Whimper

Jude Law is the new Sean Connery (fuckable at any age.) The film is flat comic book junk with bad hair that can keep disaster movie Supergirl, company. 12-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Fatigue, Manipulation, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Stink Wigs, Tacky, Unenthusiastic, Writer Humiliation

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12-Sep-2019


Frailty (2001) Arf

I can hear Paxton say "demon" all day. I can fall into melodious dreams hearing McConaughey narrate. The film straddles the supernatural with an organic crime story. It was a story that needed to be told straight or absolutely bonkers. The film lost the opportunity to provide readied performers with characters that could outshine them. It came close but its confusion expired it before the finish line. 04-Sep-2019

Tags: By the Numbers, Camp, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-Sep-2019


A Star Is Born (2018) Whimper

Unkempt and unglam remake that barely absorbs its time to set it apart. The music doesn't fulfill a star's talent, the gays are accessorized, and though there is regard between the leads, there is no heat. Cooper steals Kristofferson's voice but incorporates no swag; Gaga is just practicing. It's a cold and reductive remake. 03-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inactivity, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Music Murders, Over the Top, Predictable, Romance, Silly, Tacky, Timid, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic

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03-Sep-2019


Stitch! The Movie (2003) Whimper

The formula quickly evaporates. It's title elicits more excitement. 29-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Action, By the Numbers, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Oncer, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, TV-like

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29-Jun-2019




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