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Green Room (2015) Whimper

Band of vagabonds get punished by nazis for playing crappy rock or because they witnessed a crime. Sir Patrick Stewart was hired to class up the film and the "n" word. Anton Yelchin's heroism is a John Connor (Terminator) facsimile with substandard realization. The film lost me as soon as the punk picks up his phone to call the police for a kill that wasn't directed at him. What is the purpose of nazis if there is no racial conflict? (They don't need the props.) They were dim and disoriented and anything but scary. It stalls, it repeats, it celebrates and I believed very little of it. 28-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Gore, Horror, Hot Swatch, Macho Posing, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Star Watt, Weird

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28-Mar-2020


Grave Of The Vampire (1972) Whimper

Silliness about a resurrected vamp raping a mod chick that dies delivering his baby. The baby ages into a superhero hunk with little gift of gab and limited supernatural powers. The fair lady hired to scream, couldn't. Fast forward to the fight scene which has Thor mashing a tired Michael Morbius with no effects and generating loads of laughs. 24-Mar-2020

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Cold, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Sort of, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Political Satire, Preposterous, Silly, Tedium, Timid, Weird

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24-Mar-2020


Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954) Woof

Men were men, maintaining the environment and women were the foundation of the home. Women complain and acquiesce; men do and expect. It was a time for falling immensely in love at first sight.. hearing about her... smelling her... he's fuckin' big. The cavemen are fuckable, idiotic and tamable. Except for the main and a purring pussycat the brides are an indistinguishable group. They desired less but they connived, demanded and bended it to their advantage like a future President. It's joyous to a fault especially when kidnapping little girls. The music no longer vibrates like it did but the hoofing was athletic muscularity. 20-Mar-2020

Tags: 1950s, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Classic, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Macho Posing, Political Satire, Relationships, Romance, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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20-Mar-2020


Love Witch, The (2016) Whimper

I did a double take when I realized the film wasn't set in the cheesy 60's gothic era. The women are dead ringers for the pristine beauty of that time and the daddies are porn succulence. The witch is a backwards feminist, desperate for love and domination, except her potions and sex stratagems only work precoital. Love turns men into quivering slobbering mush and she becomes vexed and resentful. The film is experimental, nonsensical and devoid of magic. 15-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Preposterous, Pretty, Relationships, Revenge, Silly, Vague, Weird

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15-Mar-2020


Big Time Adolescence (2019) Arf

I was expecting a rebellious and outrageous comedy but was impressed with a calm rendition of a boy's passage to manhood. $, drugs, sex and girls are what a boy negotiates during this stage of exploration but the satisfaction of being cool with your bud is everything. Gluck, Davidson and Cryer epitomize the title and lend credence to why they don't want to grow up.The film's detachment impedes greatness but it was close. 14-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Comedy, Cultural, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Political Satire, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Timid, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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14-Mar-2020


I Am Jonas (2019) Woof

Allowing youthful discretions to define the gay fuck-up you become in life. The boys (young and old) are peak representation and the film strives to be authentic. 14-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Foreign, Gay, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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14-Mar-2020


Mausoleum (1983) Woof

Piece of shit about a Charlie's angel being possessed by a spiteful demon. The spiteful demon is a woman that accepts no bullshit from a man and punishes him for it. As she hurts no one but, I see no reason to destroy her. She's today's woman. When Bobbie Bresee's Playboy playmate regresses to her childhood trauma like Sally Field in "Sybil," it was brilliant hilarity. LaWanda Page was hilarious. A lot of the film is hilarious and ridiculous and preposterous. It's a piece of shit that entertains.

A cleanup might do it good. 13-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action Stomper, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Gory, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Political Satire, Revenge, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke

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13-Mar-2020


Stay (2005) Whimper

A vague bad trip made sillier by insignificant EFX. Even though his American accent was flawless, McGregor was clamping down so hard on his own that he lost his squishiness. Ryan Gosling hadn't found his squish yet... he was a serious actor. His blank stares were very blank. They gave little credence to Naomi Watts' character except to provide her great face at the end. 08-Mar-2020

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Bad Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Mystery, Silly, Star Watt, Tedium, Timid Effects, Unenthusiastic, Vague, Weird

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08-Mar-2020


Villains (2019) Whimper

It's a waste of a title. Young couple break-in to a wacko family home and tables get turned. If the key to the story is madness why not explain it understandably so we can ponder it. They borrowed it, splattered it and hoped for the best. All actors were on game but Skarsgard's talent magnet pulls you in. He's an intrepid bloke. 06-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Crapfun, Creepy, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Retread, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Weird

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06-Mar-2020


Dismissed (2017) Arf

Daddy teach gets a woody when student overachiever dominates his classroom and his life with his reach for intellectual excellence. Dylan Sprouse objectifies exemption, corruption and the high holiness of shit. It's unfortunate that his psychology is not well drawn. Daddy does not squish sufficiently to lend credence to certain plot points but Dylan's penance almost makes up for that. 03-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Crapfun, Drama, Funny, Hot Swatch, Revenge, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Twinkie, Twisty, Writ w/Possibilities

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03-Mar-2020


Girl On The Third Floor, The (2019) Woof

Haunted shenanigans. Cocky daddy tats gets slimed as the whorehouse he's renovating turns on him. The film's second half reveals how to be worthy of it. 02-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Cold, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Revenge, Suspense, Twisty, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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02-Mar-2020


Henry Gamble's Birthday Party (2015) Woof

The chains religion affixes on its followers and the opposition it judges.

Wine is the devil's blood.. desire is for cretins... the sins fade if you invoke his word by chanting it ceaselessly and mechanically, irritating anyone who hears it... skimpy leads to lust which leads to sex and maybe some joy... gay sex is the worst of all, they punish you for that... The film juggles all of it honestly.

Where there is fire there is wood, laying underneath elevating the flames while they smolder to ash. The Leftists awaken enough to overturn an honored twink's christian birthday party.

Everyone gets heard, everyone gets fed up and some actually become what everyone else can't... themselves.
 01-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Cultish, Cultural, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Life, Political, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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01-Mar-2020


Best Friends (1982) Arf

Independent woman reaches high anxiety whilst reluctantly marrying her partner of five years. She believes marriage kills love and he's too venerable to start over. After a quickie marriage they embark on an in-law and family tour which reflect the weirdly mechanical influences the villagers brandish.

As much as Goldie and Burt appeared incompatible, their individual magnetism blind us into believing. Ron Silver delivers enthusiastic squishiness to the funniest bits.

It's a good companion to "Marriage Story."

It focused mainly on the topic of marriage which wears out.

The dialogue is written so we can understand them but not them, each other.

It refuses to answer its question.

It's breezy to watch. 29-Feb-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Adorable, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Funny, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Music Swings, Pretty, Sentimental, Sexy, Star Watt, Timid, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Feb-2020


To All The Boys I Loved Before 2 (2020) Woof

The protagonists ease us in, the rehash disappoints and I wish the support could do more than hold the leads' walls. I wanted to engage in Lara Jean's and Peter's commitment. The fragility that Lara Jean exposed would, in the real world, bring her hurt. Cheating cannot be the only reason couples break up. I will continue to watch but it needs to consummate (not talking about sex.) 29-Feb-2020

Tags: 2020s, Adorable, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Pretty, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Sweet, Touching, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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29-Feb-2020


Atlantics (2019) Arf

I admire that it sheds light on the trials of a black muslim and the extra life limitations its religion bestows.

The crime was evolving into a story black Americans could relate to from a culture worth defining but ran out of gas.

The mystery is pretty tight.

The magic pushes it forward as much as it pushes it under.

Well done, I was in it and it got its point across...

but at end...

...it was hard to feel anything.

Respect. Keep cranking them. 27-Feb-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political, Romance, Sentimental, Sweet, Weird, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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27-Feb-2020




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