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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Hot Swatch'

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Supergirl (1984) No MoonsEarly Exit

It thought Three Stooges hilarity could save it. Helen Slater, her costume and her hair legitimizes it and Bochner doesn't hurt but everything else is bargain basement. I quit it because I didn't feel like falling asleep for a third time. Nobody cared. 12-Oct-2019

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Ear Prick, Early Exit, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Unfunny, Writer Humiliation

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12-Oct-2019


God's Own Country (2017) Woof

Inheriting a life that your parents couldn't conclude. It's responsibility versus ideology. The farm is an educational revelation and the boys are rough like the terrain. Like in real life, it's all that and a cup of tenderness. 08-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Gay, Hot Swatch, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Squish Alert, Touching, Tough, Writ Tight

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08-Oct-2019


A.M.I. (2019) Bites

What if Alexa/Siri manipulated you into killing? A laugh shower, a mind splitter and amusement park bunk. When cell phones battle at end, it's ridiculous but it's also an idea. 06-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Camp, Comedy, Crapfun, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Political Satire, Preposterous, Revenge, Romance, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Weird

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06-Oct-2019


Boys In Trees (2016) Arf

Rekindling a bromance. There were so many elements that could have thrust the story forward but the director was so intent on a surprise ending that his magic tricks don't total rationality. It's underhanded. The film relies heavily on Toby Wallace, whose star endowment keeps it flowing and wrings the only emotion at end. 23-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Romance, Timid, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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23-Sep-2019


Ma (2019) Whimper

The film never gives ma the purpose that would allow her to enact revenge sensibly or enjoyably. "Ma should have been the supplier of alcohol to teenagers that ended up driving and incapacitating someone she loved. Revenge ensues." Octavia exhibits instances in which exploitation of her gifts is considered but they are continuously squandered by horror cliches. Octavia smashing face with a twink is a creepy highlight. 20-Sep-2019
The boys look underaged but the girls don't. That's hilarious. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Drama, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Revenge, Silly, Suspense, Tacky, Timid

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20-Sep-2019


Meg, The (2018) Arf

Super shark, super daddy and super action. Nothing else matters. 19-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Sap, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense

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19-Sep-2019


Crazy Rich Asians (2018) Woof

The presentation is a pristine and elegant throwback to the great traditions that made us and the new ones that maintain us. Actor likability is high, writing vibrates and its style is effervescent. 14-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Romance, Sap, Sentimental, Sweet, Writ Tight

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14-Sep-2019


Frailty (2001) Arf

I can hear Paxton say "demon" all day. I can fall into melodious dreams hearing McConaughey narrate. The film straddles the supernatural with an organic crime story. It was a story that needed to be told straight or absolutely bonkers. The film lost the opportunity to provide readied performers with characters that could outshine them. It came close but its confusion expired it before the finish line. 04-Sep-2019

Tags: By the Numbers, Camp, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-Sep-2019


Loev (2015) Whimper

In need of clarification, it has shallow entertainment value and a lackadaisical push to move forward. 12-Aug-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Fatigue, Gay, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Romance, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Weird

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12-Aug-2019


Rocketman (2019) Woof

There are tidbits I didn't know. Child genius, warped sensibilities and family hypocrisy. The catalog is immense as is the concept of each song. Many odes to so many things only we can remember. The razzle dazzle is there, the actor siphons the legend's anger and the music remains inspired. A life worth celebrating. 05-Jul-2019

Tags: Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Dance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Life, Music Swings, Musical, Political, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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05-Jul-2019


Matrix Revolutions, The (2003) Arf

It trades cool for mythology, it veers from life towards dread and it spends too much time pondering its confusion. 30-Jun-2019

Tags: 2000s, Action, Chemistry, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Sentimental, Sequel, Star Watt, Suspense, War

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30-Jun-2019


Julie (1956) Arf

It steps close to hysteria but the climb has its moments. 18-Jun-2019

Tags: 1950s, Action, By the Numbers, Cold, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Romance, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty

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18-Jun-2019


Matrix, The (1999) Howl

It maintains its relevance because it sounds like truth. It ripped the adventure sport apart, it stamped itself fresh repeatedly and we were overtook with joy and appreciation for the artistry of clean work. From kool to kickass is the process. 11-Jun-2019

Tags: 1990s, Action, Action Stomper, Beautiful, Best In Action, Best in Sci-Fi, Camp, Chemistry, Classic, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Political Satire, Romance, SciFi, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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11-Jun-2019


Modern Problems (1981) Bites

Its point is to be mean-spirited and indifferent.

(Chevy gets points for his gams.) 06-Jun-2019

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Weird

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06-Jun-2019


Moonstruck (1987) Full Moon

New York is golden and all else is diamond. It allows you to believe that love always happens.

(Dude, Cher's in it.) 06-Jun-2019

Tags: 1980s, Beautiful, Best In Comedy, Chemistry, Classic, Comedy, Director's Achievement, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Great Acting, Hot Swatch, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Snit, Writer's Peak, Writing Reigns

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06-Jun-2019




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