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Hondo (1953) Howl

A wife/mother abandoned by hubby on Apache terrain staves off conflict when an Indian head takes a liking to her son. Apaches don't cry and revere baby boys as gifts. An ultimatum is issued. She must decide on an Indian for a husband or the Apaches will kidnap and raise her son. She keeps hoping her husband returns but the Apaches think he's dead. In struts John Wayne as a half Apache gunslinger that causes as much ruckus as he does saving. The best westerns contain wide landscapes, big hearts and simple writing. Society (Apaches) has the right to teach a boy to become a man for the benefit of his survival. Wayne is classic and Geraldine has the audacity to stand up for her son and protect their homestead. The kid is precious.

(If you want to be an asshole, you can count how many times the make-up runs off Apache legs or you can just enjoy a great story.) 26-Dec-2021

Tags: 1950s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Cultural, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Relationships, Revenge, Romance, Sentimental, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Twisty, Western, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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26-Dec-2021


Babysitter, The (1995) Arf

Alicia Silverstone's baby's breadth drives all the boys and men to ferocious perverted thoughts. The victim is mildly annoyed and unaware of how struck her admirers are. She ignores all sexual advances and treats them as man/boy quirks that only occur when no one is looking. The male fantasies are an intrusive director ploy but the sentiments are not. Girly is going to get fucked in the end, but by whom. It's half the town. 27-Nov-2021

Tags: 1990s, Accidental Watch, Action, Chemistry, Drama, Good Acting, Mystery, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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27-Nov-2021


Bat, The (1959) Arf

Lesbian writer moves into a fully staffed mansion that quits once "The Bat" killer strikes town. Some of the pestilence Agnes Moorhead has to rid her mansion of is the Queen of Horror, Vincent Price. "The Bat" killer has only one claw. They couldn't afford a seamstress? Silly shenanigans aside, it's about a famous artist on the down low living a glorious life with her lover as her maid. Brilliant. That part. 02-Nov-2021

Tags: 1950s, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Crapfun, Drama, Funny, Gay, Good Acting, Horror, Stupid Funny, Suspense, Wit Snit

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02-Nov-2021


The Witches (2020) Arf

The witches are gnarly, devoid of characterization or abandon. It's a film made by a wizard that becomes only when love of family or magic is involved. Hathaway appeared willing to witch out but the accent and misdirection killed her. The kiddie adventure was neat as bonding with grandma was sweet. Cruelty gushed from the plight of the good. There's always a bigger animal ready to eat you. 02-Nov-2021

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Comedy, Director Movement, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Horror, Over the Top, Relationships, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Suspense, Sweet, Words Spoke

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02-Nov-2021


A Quiet Place II (2021) Howl

What "Aliens" is to "Alien." The opening was fraught with surprises and director pumps. The original actors settled into their characters and the new blended in nicely. If you watch and wish things were different, the film won't make much sense. If you watch it like you would a foundation being built, you might appreciate it. We need to shut up sometimes or die. 23-Oct-2021

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Thriller, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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23-Oct-2021


Deadly Friend (1986) Woof

Boy genius, pal robot and single mom move to a new town. Boy makes friends, robot becomes creepy but boy finds "where his heart ought to be." Bullies, pranks, killings and deaths erase his best friend and "where his heart ought to be." He puts the robot chip into girl brain and revives her, except "where his heart ought to be" is hollow. She is overprotective, wifed and destructive. There is no balance as to which mentality is winning. She's a killer robot. The movie's charms outweighed its incomprehension. Anne Ramsey rained Halloween as a tormented neighbor who hated everybody. Matthew Laborteaux kept things hairy. Kristy Swanson kept things calm. Wes Craven signed it. The basketball was everything. It's stupid trash with enough bits of imagination to create enjoyment. 20-Oct-2021

Tags: 1980s, Action Fun, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Cultural, Director's Touch, Drama, Fun, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Over the Top, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Trashy, Violent, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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20-Oct-2021


My Cousin Rachel (1952) Woof

Wealthy cousin moves away, gets married, sends cryptic letters to his younger cousin denouncing his wife before dying under questionable circumstances. Richard Burton plays a princely cousin hellbent on unmasking the greedy widow. Will love conquer vengeance? Olivia de Havilland was a saintly schemer with exquisite manners and sarcasm. Richard Burton pranced around like a Shakespearean athlete ripping his heart out to the strings of a magnificent woman that's impossible to avenge. The legends reenact what may have happened to his dead cousin and the irony is stupendous. 28-Sep-2021

Tags: 1950s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Music Swings, Mystery, Relationships, Romance, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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28-Sep-2021


Crowded Sky, The (1960) Arf

It's a slow burn melodrama/disaster film. The legends emote, the daddies squish, twinx ponder and sluts can be redeemed if they stop kissing strange men and just marry them. Unlike the drama, the fifteen minutes of disaster are realistic and enlightening. 18-Sep-2021

Tags: 1960s, Accidental Watch, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Preachy, Relationships, Romance, Silly, Slow, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Crack, Words Spoke

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18-Sep-2021


Mortal Kombat (2021) Whimper

I'm young enough to remember playing it but too old to retain character backstories. When the legends come to life it jogs the memory and its cool. The action brutalizes your senses and makes you feel guilty for releasing with it. The story and dialogue try to zap the fun out of it but the techies keep throwing water on it to keep the spark going. 09-Sep-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Brutal, Chemistry, Crapfun, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Musical Bombast, Pretty, Silly, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Crack

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09-Sep-2021


Game, The (1997) Arf

The game is a birthday gift from baby brother. Reclaiming the gift is such a useless bother. The tycoon wastes his time allowing assholes to invade his privacy so he can redeem a ridiculous punchline. The game is not attached to a kink that would make him tolerate it. Douglas growls beyond the script and Deborah Kara Unger bites decisively. Sean Penn's lack of exposure had him masterclassing to appear incoherently different every single time. The game is high grade nonsensical harassment cancellation. 08-Aug-2021

Tags: 1990s, Action, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Director's Touch, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Mystery, Preposterous, Relationships, Suspense, Timid, Vague, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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08-Aug-2021


Saint Maud (2019) Whimper

An analogy of a woman that must reach the lower depths of hell/sex in order to achieve sainthood is only a thought. The film presents predictably with scares overwhelming thoughts. Writing creates a psychotic brain made of incomplete truths. The savior is full of god cum and icky vibes. She's a frustrated cis, wet by girl action. The saved is full of lesbian venom and privileged wit. 02-Aug-2021

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Creepy, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Lesbian, Mystery, Predictable, Preposterous, Relationships, Slow, Suspense, Tedium, Timid, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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02-Aug-2021


Johnny Guitar (1954) Woof

At no point did I strum for Johnny when Joan was the instrument. She cowboy'd up, accomplished some manly maneuvers, looked great, flicked her own and sent the lesbian and her male posse out to the western stratosphere. Pazuzu from "The Exorcist" (Mercedes McCambridge) was the town Karen, interfering in bisexual woman's business by inciting a mob of lawmen to protect the town from unclassified hedonism. Battle ensues as the lesbian pretends she has a soft spot for one of Joan's goons. "Bitch, there's only one man in the room and her name is Joan!" 08-Jul-2021

Tags: 1950s, Action, Action Fun, Camp, Chemistry, Classic, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fun, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Music Swings, Pretty, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Western, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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08-Jul-2021


Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021) Woof

Teen lesbians break up after the other moves to a better town and starts hooking up with boys. A jealous and violent prank accidentally disrupts a force that sends undead serial killers to obliterate them. The director has ballsy energy and the kids read well. It pays homage to the slasher film while making the violence more palpable and incorporating lots of baby kickass fun. 02-Jul-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action Fun, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Director's Art, Enthusiastic, Funny, Heart Writ, Horror, Lesbian, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Relationships, Scary, Suspense, Sweet, Thriller, Tough, Trashy, Violent, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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02-Jul-2021


Security (2021) Howl

Teen gets attacked and an investigator is tasked with rummaging through private security footage to resolve the crime. When the crime exposes the reality of his family life, he breaks. Our hero is a gruff everyman who doesn't want any more than what life offers and his wife is a power fucker that wants to get elected. Daughter is sleeping with her teacher because neither parent pays her any mind and she likes to torture daddy. Does daddy snoop on family trust to solve the case? A scary conundrum that no one wants to ponder. 28-Jun-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Crime Drama, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Foreign, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Mystery, Relationships, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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28-Jun-2021


False Positive (2021) Arf

Infertile wife visits an edgy clinic that promises results. Pierce Brosnan is the mad doctor whose business is to entertain women's fantasies. He's handsome, sketchy, with warm hands and a little bland. A snapchat into his perversion only made him normal. Justin Theroux was the pretty butterfly in the room. Ilana Glazer was miscast. She is not the type of woman to conform to a sexy suburban lifestyle, least of all, have friends, especially with that hair. Ms. Glazer seems like a representative of more important things. It's a scientific Rosemary's Baby without the devil or the scare. 27-Jun-2021

Tags: 2020s, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Political Satire, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Weird, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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27-Jun-2021




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