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Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-) Woof

The guests were of the masterly type. A grunt called Hannah Bugs Bunny. That's okay. Hannah called them assholes. Oysters made Hannah hop like a service animal for the rest of the charter.

Captain got dirty.

The rocket is about to land.

Pete knows how to eat and suck on meat bones.

Kiko kicks ass.

That's a fine pretty table, Bugs. 05-Jul-2020
There's a dickhand on board.

Hannah shut the base of an Ace, handled children like flopping fish and got pied in the face.

Captain pied crew members in their face.

The men denied, apologized and mind plotted... revenge.

A rocket was launched.

Kiko did his thing. 24-Jun-2020
Hannah frightened her employee.

Lara sought battle with Hannah by scary military code.

Chef Kiko. I'd lick his plates and nothing else.

The deckhands. Something you mechanically bull ride because you're wrecked.

Neither scientist or cis straight I be to recognize that Jessica is a rocket. (Don't explode.)

Don't call her sweetheart, sweetie or any words with calories. Call her daddy White.

Captain Sandy is commanding more than a boat. Good for her. 15-Jun-2020
Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Mat, Real, Shrill Act, Special, Squish Alert, Suspense, Tacky, Twisty, Wit Snit

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05-Jul-2020


Young Americans Are Partying Hard and Spreading Covid-19 Quickly 

 

Covid-19 is increasingly a disease of the young, with the message to stay home for the sake of older loved ones wearing off as the pandemic wears on.

The dropping age of the infected is becoming one of the most pressing problems for local officials, who continued Wednesday to set curfews and close places where the young gather. U.S. health experts say that they are more likely to be active and asymptomatic, providing a vast redoubt for the coronavirus that has killed almost 130,000 Americans.

In Arizona, half of all positive cases are people from the ages of 20 to 44, according to state data. The median age in Florida is 37, down from 65 in March. In Texas’s Hays County, people in their 20s make up 50% of the victims.

Bloomberg

Some Restaurants Are Closing Again After Customers Throw Fits Over Wearing Masks

PSA uses mask-wearing 'Friday the 13th' slasher villain to get New Yorkers to ... wear masks

He posted his regrets over attending a party in California. The next day, he died of coronavirus

Some States To Out-Of-Towners: If You Come Visit, Plan To Quarantine For 2 Weeks

Family of Man Who Died of Coronavirus Hit With $1 Million Hospital Bill

They were arrested for breaking lockdown rules. Then they died in police custody

Tags: $, Action, Advertising, Anxiety, Business, Closed, Coronavirus, Death, Environment, Etiquette, Family, Funny, Health, Ignorance, Illness, Infected, Lockdown, Masks, Parental Burden, Parties, Police, Restaurant, Safety, Science, Self Interest, Threat, Travel, Unruly Child, World

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02-Jul-2020


Mask, The (1994) Woof

A movie that succeeds in spite of its inanity. The effects still impress. Jim Carrey's comedic chaos mimic embodies and Cameron Diaz' unflinching bombshell elevate it. 02-Jul-2020

Tags: 1990s, Action Fun, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Comic Book, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Good Acting, Kool Effects, Magnetism, Music Swings, Over the Top, Romance, Silly, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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02-Jul-2020


Dick Van Dyke Show, The (1961-1966) Howl

Brilliant mad men and women. 30-Jun-2020

Tags: 1960s, Adorable, Best In Comedy, Chemistry, Classic, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director Art, Drama, Elegance, Fun, Funny, Gift of Art, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Music Rocks, Relationships, Romance, Silly, Special, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writ Tough, Writer's Peak

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30-Jun-2020


Zardoz (1974) Arf

The gods have died, the penis has been declared an enemy, police have been abolished to savage lands to patrol, kill and rape what procreates and to harness survival goods for a scientifically mystic democracy. Gods are falsified to keep savages savaging and to keep their dystopian bubble, privileged and safe.

Sean Connery is brave, wearing a diaper throughout and doing action scenes in heels. The perfect brute with a thirst for knowledge.

The bubble society are eternals. They do not police, they judge. If you are found committing an offense, they age you.

John Boorman was brimming with ideas, executing spectacular visions and testing how far our imagination can travel. It was a beautiful ride until it crashed. There is a limit. 29-Jun-2020

Tags: 1970s, Action, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, SciFi, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Jun-2020


Doctor Sleep (2019) Woof

The exploration of the past was literary.

Alex Essoe's spot on Shelley Duvall is impressive because it harmonizes with the film's recognition of Kubrick's obsession with perfection.

It pays homage to the past but the film frees itself from Kubrick's grasp and becomes its own thing, maybe something King had in mind.

I was not impressed by the magicians until they ate a child.

Kids that are special get eaten.

Ewan embodies the spirit of a child.

The cast is multi-verse, the action rips and even though the story veers into its own thing, the return is pretty exciting. 28-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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28-Jun-2020


I May Destroy You (2020) Woof

It courageously tackles the subservient role a black woman plays in interrace sex. (This show is not kidding.) 26-Jun-2020
Michaela Cole represents a harmful truth that is socially forgiven until the effects punt it. Her soul swings with support staff. I'm in. 15-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Psychological, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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26-Jun-2020


River's Edge (1986) Woof

Friendships are unrealized when a mate kills one.

The kids react like chained animals. They're curious, they don't really feel anything but they know it's wrong.

The parents have stopped pretending. The miraculous is a teenager too complicated to bear. The kids may be exploring and exploding in their new life but the parents are just holding on to any kind of life. The parents share their drugs, problems, violence and sexuality. They absolve the kids' of choices they socially incur and never check out what they are.

Crispin Glover was a high that had me swaying all kinds of ways. Good and awful.

Keanu waved his hair back and forth like an urchin destined for greater things.

When the writing goes over, truth reins it in.

The musical score kept the story breathing.

The director pinpointed everything we needed to see and hear. Its aroma was DePalma.

The final analysis for murder is realistic and unjustifiably hard.

Being one of the most sensitive beings in the world does not always grant empathy.

Snitches get laid. (It's a tongue thing.) 25-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Brutal, Chemistry, Classic, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Political, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twinkie, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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25-Jun-2020


Ad Astra (2019) Woof

Universal travel, planet saving and soaring daddy issues.

The director feeds us unique vistas and exhilarating action but makes us feel like we're riding a bullet train. It spins by, it's amazing, I'm glad I saw it but it didn't mean anything. It had no attachment to the story.

Pitt attacks like it's his story to tell. He's exhausted, full of gruff and self analyzation. It was a most personal rendition.

Tommy Lee is "grand" daddy to everything Pitt did. 22-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Subtle, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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22-Jun-2020


Married At First Sight Australia (2015-) Woof

S7E7. It imposes fairytale concoctions on vulnerable beings and grants them the consideration that anyone can get married.

The experts are new age gods matching the expectant with the inexplicable. (I kept seeing nature every time they talked.)

Looks, age, discrepancies and peculiarities don't matter. If you change your outlook, the judgment retires.

People get really seriously brutally honest.

I am spooked, clenched and devoured. 21-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Camp, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Lesbian, Over the Top, Overcooked, Political, Psychological, Reality, Relationships, Romance, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit

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21-Jun-2020


Da 5 Bloods (2020) Arf

Four American vets return to Nam to pay homage to a fallen comrade and loot forgotten gold. Lee celebrates the culture and panders heavily to an aggressive media. Details are only heightened when its beautiful score stops waterboarding. It is only then that the daddies' concrete work is illuminated, the story gets a lift and though Lee is scattered, he delivers some insight. Do trees sap in the woods? Yes, indeed. 15-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Action, Chemistry, Coincidence Laden, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Musical Bombast, Preachy, Preposterous, Revenge, Sap, Soundtrack Swings, Star Watt, Suspense, Writ w/Possibilities

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15-Jun-2020


Night Clerk, The (2020) Woof

Twink with alternative intelligence witnesses a crime. The crime is not its basis of joy but the performers are. The four (Hunt, Leguizamo, de Armas and Sheridan pull the right face, exhume the right emotions, and challenge anyone to do it better. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020


Powerpuff Girls Movie, The (2002) Woof

Epic girl power. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 2000s, Action, Action Stomper, Adorable, Camp, Director Movement, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Good Voice Act, Music Swings, Over the Top, Political Satire, Sentimental, Tough, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020


Toy Story 4 (2019) Woof

The toys still wonder, crack smiles and grant blessings of a childhood institution from a very long time ago. The adventures became more human, the suffering became internalized, everybody grew up and moved on. Bittersweet. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Stomper, Adorable, Animate, Camp, Comedy, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Great Voice Acting, Heart Writ, Over the Top, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Words Spoke

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15-Jun-2020


Uncle Buck (1989) Woof

No one puts a brat in its place like an asshole. Candy with children is gold. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 1980s, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020




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