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Meat eaters get hit hardest as inflation sees grocery bills soar
Milk is more expensive according to 51 percent of those surveyed; for prepared foods it is 50 percent of those questioned and for seafood 49 percent.
A quarter said they are buying less red meat as a result of the price hikes. Meat prices rocketed by up to 25 per cent last spring, during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic, when meat plans were hit by staff shortages caused by the virus.
They subsequently dropped, but Bloomberg's data suggests shoppers are once again feeling the pinch.
Morning Consult economist John Leer told Bloomberg: 'We’ve got these pockets of inflation without having corresponding wage growth, and that’s going to put consumers in a really tough spot.'
For Hispanic and black Americans, more than 40 per cent report spending more money on food since the start of 2021. For white Americans that figure is 30 percent.
Meat eaters get hit hardest
Italian restaurant in Philadelphia suburb is shut down after hepatitis A outbreak kills
Vegan Mom Convicted of Murdering 18-Month-Old Son by Diet
Eating “Healthy” Might Be Hurting Your Performance
Crazy vegan strips down
Villagers' rage as Russell Brand plans to turn their pub into a vegan restaurant
Man ENRAGES animal rights activists by calmly eating
Vegans and vegetarians depressed twice as often as meat-eaters
Americans' life expectancy continues to fall
Lab-grown meat is up to 25 times WORSE for the climate
Young men reveal why they’re single
They’re single but they’re not mingling.
New data from the Pew Research Center has shown that 63% of men under 30 are single – up from 51% in 2019.
COVID isolation and women’s high expectations for something serious are the main reasons they’re avoiding going out and coupling up, young guys say.
“Dates feel more like job interviews now. Much more like ‘What can you do for me and where is this going?'” said Ian Breslow, a 28-year-old high school teacher who lives in Astoria.
Young men reveal why they’re single
11-year-old reads aloud from ‘pornographic’ book
‘I’m a father and I couldn’t do this’
Gay couple beaten in Times Square
A return to chastity?
Tweet to the Black community was a ‘poor choice of words’
A Twitter user tweeted at the fast-food chain Friday: “grilled spicy deluxe but still noooo spicy nuggets…………@ChickfilA…..”
Tweet to the Black community was a ‘poor choice of words’
Calling junk food bad is wrong
Chick-fil-A Employee Spits Into Fried Chicken Batter
Teacher Fired After Saying His Race Is ‘Superior’
Hey, community, if you don't want to be pigeonholed, stop eating spicy chickeny things. 11-Sep-2022
NJ toddler buys over $1,700 worth of goods online from Walmart
Little Ayaansh Kumar of New Jersey is a mere 22 months old, yet he already knows how to handle a cellphone and — even more hilariously — to supply his family with more furniture than they'll ever need.
NJ toddler buys over $1,700 worth of goods online from Walmart
Michael Rapaport films brazen thief sauntering out of Upper East Side Rite Aid
LA woke DA refuses to prosecute shoplifters
Shelves are now ALL empty because 'everybody stole everything
Thieves steal 400 bulletproof vests for Ukraine
Men steal $4,200 liquor bottle
How Much Does It Cost To Own a KFC Franchise?
Compton man admits to robbing gay men he met on Grindr
Police arrest one-wheeled bandit accused of several break-ins
Teenage thief, 17, knocks himself out
Husband posts want ad ‘looking for gay man' to party with wife
“My wife is great but she always wants to go out. Especially to Brooklyn electronic music events,” the post begins “Unfortunately, I’m unable to keep up with her. I’m not disabled or anything. I just need someone who can chaperone her to these events as a friend so I can get some rest.”
Husband posts want ad
Wife Finds Out Hubby Was Having A Gay Affair 3 Weeks After Their Wedding
CFO arrested after drunkenly entering random woman's home
Police called to noise complaint find cat home alone blasting music
His noisy neighbors gave him pause … er, paws.
Police called to noise complaint find cat home alone blasting music
Florida cop shoots and kills tiger that seized screaming zoo cleaner's arm
Boy, 5, mauled to death by dog just hours before Christmas
Cats cause hundreds of house fires and injuries
Hundreds of wild white-tailed deer in the US are infected with COVID
Woman and her dog are shot dead in a Brooklyn smoke shop
The U.S. recorded the highest number of rabies deaths
Happy The Bronx Zoo Elephant Is Not A 'Person
Security camera catches the moment dog starts house fire
Wild horses in Colorado to be captured, sent to BLM holding facility
Wrong 'hoe:' Facebook's algorithm wrongly flags 'hoe' in gardening group as bullying
Facebook's algorithms sometimes flag this particular word as "violating community standards," apparently referring to a different word, one without an "e" at the end, that is nonetheless often misspelled as the garden tool. Santa Claus' laugh being one exception.
Normally, Facebook's automated systems will flag posts with offending material and delete them. But if a group's members — or worse, administrators — violate the rules too many times, the entire group can get shut down.
Wrong 'hoe'
Mum's clever iPhone shower trick is dubbed 'x-rated' by hundreds of others online - so can you see why?
A mum's innocent shower 'hack' has been dubbed 'x-rated' by parents after she shared her idea in a popular Facebook group.
'Have you questioned why they need to take their phones in the shower?' one person asked.'
'Easy way to take nudes, thanks mum,' another added.
Kelly was disgusted with the online 'backlash' she received and said: 'I didn't put this up for backlash and not all kids do that. Geez.'
She stuck the phone holders to the wall using Fix Nail Powder adhesive from Kmart.
Mum's clever iPhone shower trick is dubbed 'x-rated' by hundreds of others online - so can you see why?
My History With Pleasure I am proud to say that I learned how to masturbate from a book.
Having a baby inside me just does not compute with pleasure. They are two different and disparate things. Yet, I don’t feel this cognitive dissonance regarding sex during pregnancy. Sex, after all, is what makes babies in the first place. It’s natural and beautiful and, during pregnancy, it’s the only time in my life I’ve ever been able to stomach the label “making love.”Actually, I still can’t. BARF. But I don’t extend the same sentimentality to when I’m gettin’ down to a Pornhub video called “Schoolgirl slut sucks cock to get an A.” I know that all the books say that the womb’s rhythmic contractions don’t traumatize the fetus and actually “lull them to sleep.” But I dunno, what if this creates a bad habit? What if, for the rest of her life, my future daughter can only be soothed to sleep by the sound of someone gagging on a dick screaming, “Oh baby yes yes yes I now love science claaaaaaaass!”
My History With Pleasure I am proud to say that I learned how to masturbate from a book.
Young Americans Are Partying Hard and Spreading Covid-19 Quickly
Covid-19 is increasingly a disease of the young, with the message to stay home for the sake of older loved ones wearing off as the pandemic wears on.
The dropping age of the infected is becoming one of the most pressing problems for local officials, who continued Wednesday to set curfews and close places where the young gather. U.S. health experts say that they are more likely to be active and asymptomatic, providing a vast redoubt for the coronavirus that has killed almost 130,000 Americans.
In Arizona, half of all positive cases are people from the ages of 20 to 44, according to state data. The median age in Florida is 37, down from 65 in March. In Texas’s Hays County, people in their 20s make up 50% of the victims.
Partying Hard and Spreading Covid-19
Some Restaurants Are Closing Again After Customers Throw Fits Over Wearing Masks
PSA uses mask-wearing 'Friday the 13th' slasher villain to get New Yorkers to ... wear masks
He posted his regrets over attending a party in California. The next day, he died of coronavirus
Some States To Out-Of-Towners: If You Come Visit, Plan To Quarantine For 2 Weeks
Family of Man Who Died of Coronavirus Hit With $1 Million Hospital Bill
They were arrested for breaking lockdown rules. Then they died in police custody
Parrot swears at London firefighter trying to rescue it from roof
A "foul-mouthed" parrot launched a four-letter tirade at a firefighter as he tried to rescue the bird from a neighbour's roof in north London.
Jessie's owner had asked for help after the multilingual Macaw parrot spent three days on the roof in Edmonton.
The RSPCA called in the London Fire Brigade (LFB) to rescue the bird.
Crew manager Atinc Horoz climbed up a ladder to save Jessie but was met with a volley of swear words from the parrot, which then flew off.
BBC
25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up How F*cking Hard Parenting Is
Being a parent is easily one of the most challenging parts of life. While you love that little bundle (or bundles) of joy more than words can adequately say, they are also the source for a lot of your stress. Thankfully, finding humor in the day-to-day sure can ease some of those parenting struggles. Here are 25 tweets about parenting that are as funny as they are true.
Pop Sugar
Cafe busted for serving Popeyes
A cafe in Long Beach, California, called Sweet Dixie Kitchen, makes southern comfort food. The owner says most of the food is made from scratch but the fired chicken is from Popeyes. CNN's Anderson Cooper explains on the RidicuList.
CNN
iPhone 7 users are drilling holes into their devices
Some iPhone 7 users are so desperate for headphone jacks, they’re falling for a prank YouTube video telling them to drill holes into their phone.
“I just did this to my new iPhone 7 and I ruined it how did he do it different,” wrote Grace Richelle on the video uploaded by TechRax last week, which has been viewed 8 million times.
NY Post