TV Posts Tagged as 'Ear Prick'
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Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-)
The guests were of the masterly type. A grunt called Hannah, Bugs Bunny. That's okay. Hannah called them assholes. Oysters made Hannah hop like a service animal for the rest of the charter.
Captain got dirty.
The rocket is about to land.
Pete knows how to eat and suck on meat bones.
Kiko kicks ass.
That's a fine pretty table, Bugs. 05-Jul-2020
There's a dickhand on board.
Hannah shut the base of an Ace, handled children like flopping fish and got pied in the face.
Captain pied crew members in their face.
The men denied, apologized and mind plotted... revenge.
A rocket was launched.
Kiko did his thing. 24-Jun-2020
Hannah frightened her employee.
Lara sought battle with Hannah by scary military code.
Chef Kiko. I'd lick his plates and nothing else.
The deckhands. Something you mechanically bull ride because you're wrecked.
Neither scientist or cis straight I be to recognize that Jessica is a rocket. (Don't explode.)
Don't call her sweetheart, sweetie or any words with calories. Call her daddy White.
Captain Sandy is commanding more than a boat. Good for her. 15-Jun-2020
Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016
Camp Getaway (2020-)
It needs a serial killer. 13-May-2020
Tiger King (2020-)
S1E3. I'm neither addicted, intrigued, impressed, or willing to give a shit. 01-Apr-2020
I tuned in out of curiosity and to give its subject, the benefit of the doubt. I wasn't raised in an environment where I thought hooligans were cute and my idea of celebrating such buffoonery leaves me speechless. Not one soul appears to have one and the glorification of fake swagger has me flatlining. I don't believe in fucking with mother nature or God's fucking plan and I don't believe in making a profit from exploiting it.
(If I change my mind I'll expose myself again.) 01-Apr-2020
Carol's Second Act (2019-)
It has a problem growing up. 08-Nov-2019
Why is Patricia Heaton acting like she switched bodies with her teen granddaughter? 27-Sep-2019
I'm Just Fucking With You (2019)
Testing our tolerance of obnoxious or "Joker 2." 16-Oct-2019
I-Land, The (2019-)
Unbearable characterization and no adept drivers washing ashore. Out. 27-Sep-2019
I'm on the third episode. The curiosity is minimal, actor attitude is on high alert for no apparent reason and the dialogue is banal. Only a driver, expert at U-turns, can save it. 24-Sep-2019
Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club (2019-)
There is no more knowledge to be absorbed by watching these people. 05-Mar-2019
Lohan exhibited crazed unprofessionalism. 27-Feb-2019
They have a zero tolerance for violence but they don't punish anyone for it. How 2019.
"Ambassador" is rich code word for whore. The reason the pretties keep failing at their job is because they don't know that. 05-Feb-2019
Pretty enslaved to the rich for a buck. 17-Jan-2019
Marriage Boot Camp: Hip Hop Edition (2019)
Exploitation of the worst stereotype. I'm out. 04-Jan-2019
Selling Jets (2015-)
The art of the slippery salesman is lauded. The entitled humbly pretend it's a necessity as they validate that they are the biggest pillagers of the environment. 28-Nov-2018
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars (2014 -)
They are us. 16-Nov-2018
Is the show exploitative? Yes. Are the doctors quacky? I think so. No one seems to be getting any durable tangible assist. There are always a few celebrities that make it conclusively clear that this is a gig and a paycheck. The show was undefined until clutter tempest Tara Reid showed up. Her ambivalence and stubbornness was suspect until the show's retribution exasperated her mental fragility and awoke her acumen. Survivors have a way of upsurging any challenge and Tara has established that entertaining is her ammunition and the show is willing to detonate to bring us another season. 03-Aug-2016
American Horror Story: Apocalypse (2018)
Bassett added salt, Jessica sprinkled seasoning and Conroy served fine china. The Antichrist wasn't built from angelic downfall but was acid to a soup that the writers unnecessarily kept reheating. 14-Nov-2018
I basked in Jessica, the story broke from its captor and the whole weaved its own fairytale ending. 18-Oct-2018
The odd energy wasted on jumble might have spared us from a Sarah Paulson "Dracula" cliche. 17-Sep-2018
Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner (2016-)
I keep waiting for Martha to have a "Merlot" moment and brand the shenanigans she has to endure overdone. 19-Jun-2018
It didn't tap into Indian heritage and it doesn't represent anyone resembling human. I'm leaving before saying something horribly insulting. 23-Apr-2018
"They" should be embarrassed. My foot is itching for the door. 16-Mar-2018
I am embarrassed. For at least half of the first episode, I thought the brothers were a gay couple. My lover woke me to it and I had to scour my perception. I still think everyone was competing for wit. Even I can't maintain that level of one liners for longer than ten minutes without checking into some sort of rehab. I'll watch for J.J. Totah. His attitude is made for quips and he's tearing up his representation. The adults need to find a balance of accompaniment and harmonization. Please don't suck. 14-Mar-2018
Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me? (2015)
Hell no. I don't like being served crayons and a coloring book menu with my comedy. 19-Dec-2017
Watch What Happens Live: Below Deck Reunion (2017)
The majors sought legal counsel, retracted everything and excused themselves and others of indecent behaviors. Jen's inability to perform her task to standard became the issue when all we wanted to know is why they mishandled the complaint. Kate's job isn't to believe Jen, it's to properly investigate, validate and protect. Where did the hostility towards Bruno arise from?
The question of the year wasn't even asked by our host. Was Nico talking to EJ about his penis in the above caption? 13-Dec-2017