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Supergirl (1984) No MoonsEarly Exit

It thought Three Stooges hilarity could save it. Helen Slater, her costume and her hair legitimizes it and Bochner doesn't hurt but everything else is bargain basement. I quit it because I didn't feel like falling asleep for a third time. Nobody cared. 12-Oct-2019

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Ear Prick, Early Exit, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Unfunny, Writer Humiliation

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12-Oct-2019


Aftershock (2012) Bites

The horror is rendered by characterization and the abomination is in how viciously they get treated. It may be novel for a disaster movie but it damages our senses. 04-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Porn Violence, Preposterous, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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04-Oct-2019


Mary Poppins Returns (2018) WhimperEarly Exit

I had to quit. Just when I was getting accustomed to the hyper tension, they sang. 25-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Director Slouch, Ear Prick, Early Exit, False Action, Fantasy, Loud, Music Murders, Musical, Over the Top, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Silly, Tedium, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic, Weird

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25-Sep-2019


Bad Teacher (2011) Bites

So mean that it renders the characters inhuman. 07-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Corn, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Inappropriate, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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07-Dec-2018


Fist Fight (2017) No MoonsEarly Exit

Instead of expounding on the challenges of education they blast the ridiculousness of adult immaturity. The overload of stereotypes swats the funny. 23-Nov-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Unfunny

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23-Nov-2018


Down (2001) Whimper

The act is porny, the conversations are ear splitting but the elevator has a wicked sense of humor. 27-Sep-2018

Tags: 2000s, Action Stomper, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Director's Touch, Drama, Ear Prick, Funny, Gory, Horror, Indecipherable, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Preposterous, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Tough

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27-Sep-2018


Urban Legend (1998) Bites

Some clever kills is what satiates the legend but the script has trouble lining up the backstories that go with them. 25-Sep-2018

Tags: 1990s, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Drama, Ear Prick, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Twinkie

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25-Sep-2018


Eden (2014) Bites

It's an inclusive jock party whose words and direction give no clue as to why they should flex a muscle. 01-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Camp, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium

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01-Jun-2018


Justice League (2017) Bites

It will continue to embarrass for as long as production is allowed to churn arid cornpop. They can't orchestrate a thrilling action sequence, the costumes don't befit a hero and it certainly doesn't flatter the artists (everyone clunks around) and the villain seems extracted from an outdated RPG. Cavill wakes up to serve us what's left of the Superman character and Amy Adams and Diane Lane are the only Amazons. Most of the artists left their joy elsewhere.

It needs to look at its animation for inspiration. 14-May-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Corn, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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14-May-2018


King Kong (1976) Bites

Jessica overcame it, Jeff squishes what he can from unkempt, the effects now match the script (awful) and Kong is perverted. It's beautiful score deserves a better movie. 18-Apr-2018

Tags: 1970s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Music Swings, Over the Top, Rapey, Revenge, Star Watt, Tacky, Writer Humiliation

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18-Apr-2018


Psycho III (1986) Whimper

Misdiagnosed. 10-Apr-2018

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Corn, Crime Drama, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Horror, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art

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10-Apr-2018


Extreme Movie (2008) Bites

It belongs locked in a time capsule. Every teenage boy perversion is enacted without respect or acknowledgement of their desire. It is a catapult of "me too" and a denigration of all sexes. Depicting men and women as competitors in love or sex doesn't bode well for a society hellbent on exposing its normality.

When Matthew Lillard exclaims that he can't say that joke because he has two daughters but continues reading it, the movie and the immature men who made it are slanderously defined. 09-Mar-2018

Tags: 2000s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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09-Mar-2018


Magnificent Seven, The (2016) Whimper

There is no magnificence.

The actors playact while embodying minute swagger.

The writers fudge a story whose heft relied on outlaws braving to protect a Mexican village that couldn't help themselves from marauders. The victims are mostly white christians which wafts of self-service. Though the cast is inclusive we are not privy to anything more from them than a diversity stamp.

The director lends no distinction or heroism to the action, has no sense of panoramic beauty and no credibility in the western genre. If you let the music tell half the story, your task remains incomplete. 20-Dec-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, False Action, Fatigue, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Music Murders, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art, Western

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20-Dec-2017


How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Bites

When transcribing a cartoon to live it needs to be cautious not to bolster caricature as it may spark an aneurysm. 09-Nov-2017

Tags: 2000s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Horror, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Unfunny, Weird

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09-Nov-2017


Maniac (2012) No Moons

A bucket of bleach and a scrub brush is quintessential after watching this first-person horror slasher. It knows how to disgust but little else. Elijah, thankfully, spends most of the character's opportunity behind a camera and we got it, he's Frodo no more. Too bad, there are benefits to being liked. 10-Oct-2017

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Gore, Horror, Over the Top, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Weird

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10-Oct-2017




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