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Golden Bachelor, The (2023)

Fuckboy! 01-Dec-2023
Daddy couldn't help himself from trying the new luggage he won on Let's Make A Deal. He showed Leslie how wires helped him move around the house and bestowed on Theresa, only sexual regard. 20-Nov-2023
Daddy gold was forced to walk and run, though I believe the run was CGI'd. Gerry was very vague when discussing how he felt about Theresa to her grandchildren and daughter. When he eye fucked Theresa's daughter she reacted like she liked it. I'm sure she wasn't listening to anything he was saying because he was saying that he wasn't in love with her mother. Either he let the cat out of the bag or he's a better actor than I thought. I ponder why Gerry is called Gary when it should be Jerry. 03-Nov-2023
Palmer didn't eyefuck anybody because he wasn't alone with them. Oh well, there's still paradise. Is the show on realtime? Do they walkie talkie what the public thinks to the producers? They made daddy walk. He only walked a few steps but every time he asked to walk a girl out he was holding on to them for dear life. When he opened the car door for a dumped, the producers rigged his suit jacket to hold him up. Good wire work. If talking about your ex on a first date is rude, why does it get a pass in old age? We found out that daddy is not made of gold, he bruises whenever a woman he doesn't care for touches him. Maybe, she's made of fire. 27-Oct-2023
What pickle ball means: Age deteriorates the quality of the vegetable, but rarely causes them to actually become unsafe for consumption IMO. Pickling is used to preserve foods and in the environment of brine, they last pretty well forever. That said, the texture and flavorings are going to get funky after a couple of years. 20-Oct-2023
Whilst the ladies were slapping old man's balls our daddy gold was sitting. When he appeared on an ATV he sat throughout. He made out with any lips that came towards him, sitting down. The rose ceremony took much longer because daddy had to sit after every rose. He pretended to be a gentleman but we know the handicapped woman helped him walk out. That lady whose daughter was getting married as she was clapping balls didn't give two shits. Mother is not a title but an action. I'm sure the son-in-law was relieved she wasn't there to fuck up his wedding. Becoming ill was karma. Not telling women playing I've Never... that she was milk intolerant was like going to an orgy and having sex with everybody whilst knowing you have crabs. Captain Sandy with a wig has munched on ladies before but is a bottom, now. A judge Judy superfan told another contestant to ziploc her joy. 20-Oct-2023
I tuned in because I wanted to survey the old hunk. There is no way a 72 year old can look that good. He's handsome, a people pleaser, tastes like Spanish Fly and wants to fuck. He proved his age when it took him about twenty minutes to put on his shoes. Good editing. Wink, wink. There were no Goldiggers amongst the 20 but I noticed a few madams and ex whores. Including younglings would have created the tension women of that age experience. Most of the elder women were loopy, defining an era that's no longer safe. I like Ellen. I don't know why but I do. One of the women looked like Captain Sandy in a black wig, the Maude impressionist was kicked out, Jesse eye-fucked the bachelor and I felt grandpa's burden. Every time he votes out an eccentric aunt, America will judge him. "The man is dumping grannies!" 30-Sep-2023
Grace & Frankie (2015 -)
The art of adorability. I would have been fine with a Dolly God. 08-Jun-2022
The new feedings are delicious. 21-Jan-2019
The characters were allowed to age in disgrace and we felt for them. 11-Jul-2018
Jane steps up to Lilly's pedestal and the gay daddies are finally getting storylines worthy of their aptitude and our senior representation. The adorableness takes away some of the fear of getting older and the girls supply a comfortable environment to bask in. 16-Jun-2017
We can totally do without the stereotypical husbands. All we need is Fonda and Tomlin and a phone book.The only thing that can make it better is Dolly. Legends. 31-Dec-2015
Real Time with Bill Maher (2003-)
Stop! I'm pushing my friend's head aside and finishing Bill Maher's dick myself. 07-May-2022
Fran Leibowitz condemns men who wear caps (alopecia), shorts (because exposing our dicks is not a legal option) and pajamas (a man must present like Hercules to conquer the sheets). The intelligent woman says it in a little bar mitzvah suit as she regales a new planet of men she encountered. The men are so real they fuck you in the streets. Daddy awakened to the joys of Disney and discovered relevant and funny material. The panel was all male of differing opinions, intellects and wit. I may not want to suck any of them off but I know people who will to keep stimulating their ideas. 30-Apr-2022
Screaming guest star was offended when guest woman called him "sir" but got tickled when daddy Maher said it. 11-Mar-2022
Thank you for eloquently voicing a lot of what I've thought in one episode. We don't need to agree on everything but none of us should have to fight the same enemy alone. 05-Mar-2018
Thanks for the adult, witty, thought-provoking, thought-smashing, sometimes awkward or infuriating and mostly funny conversations/arguments. I don't always agree but I know your heart's in the right place. Even cranky Bill is better than none or most. 01-Nov-2015
Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-)
The guests were of the masterly type. A grunt called Hannah, Bugs Bunny. That's okay. Hannah called them assholes. Oysters made Hannah hop like a service animal for the rest of the charter.
Captain got dirty.
The rocket is about to land.
Pete knows how to eat and suck on meat bones.
Kiko kicks ass.
That's a fine pretty table, Bugs. 05-Jul-2020
There's a dickhand on board.
Hannah shut the base of an Ace, handled children like flopping fish and got pied in the face.
Captain pied crew members in their face.
The men denied, apologized and mind plotted... revenge.
A rocket was launched.
Kiko did his thing. 24-Jun-2020
Hannah frightened her employee.
Lara sought battle with Hannah by scary military code.
Chef Kiko. I'd lick his plates and nothing else.
The deckhands. Something you mechanically bull ride because you're wrecked.
Neither scientist or cis straight I be to recognize that Jessica is a rocket. (Don't explode.)
Don't call her sweetheart, sweetie or any words with calories. Call her daddy White.
Captain Sandy is commanding more than a boat. Good for her. 15-Jun-2020
Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016
Jane the Virgin (2014-2019)
Squish served by experts. Thanks. 19-Aug-2019
The moppets are everything we know the reality to be...excessively cute and brutal. 17-Aug-2019
Cowboy Jane. Silliness was slaughtered by heart. 15-Aug-2019
Ivonne Coll deserves applause for granting us a grandmother worth hugging. 15-Aug-2019
It continues to celebrate what we want family to become.
Gina Rodriguez has unwrapped all of her acting maneuvers while her teammates continue serving adorability.
I haven't finished the season yet but I hope they'll continue to make me laugh, swoon and feel a little something. 14-Aug-2019
The improvements are evident though the stories will never shine as bright as its first. What remains and why we tune in, is for love of character which the cast overwhelms us with. Respect for representing and I'd like to replace my mother's reverberating thoughts with the dulcet tones of Ivonne Coll's "abuelita." 07-Jul-2017
This show is very fortunate that most of the actors and characters they created are stupid proof because there was a lot of it this second season. Its time to transfuse the melodrama and inject it with stellar wranglers worthy of these players time. 31-Dec-2016
The show starts to trudge towards the end of the first season because they've done everything with these characters that they imagined and are now revolving to the beginning and leaving a trail of dirt foreshadowing what I was not looking forward to, pomp trumping heart. 24-Oct-2016
Just finished the first season. Along my adventure with this wondrous troop I got to envision and enjoy a latino family fantastic, an honorable nod to our culture and a Gilmore Girls vibe. Andrea Navedo's hot mama, Ivonne Coll's concerned and determined abuelita and Gina's radiant virgin lend the show its heart, its break and its triumph. Jaime Camil is a daddy squish you really want to be your parent. He's a Desi Arnaz intimation with a most adorable vulnerability. There's also staggering hot swatch, bad girls with good hearts and axes to grind and crimes and murders too thick to swallow. 24-Oct-2016
How to Get Away With Murder (2014 -)
Good old-fashioned entertainment. 01-Mar-2019
As sweet as it was tough. 06-Dec-2018
It's so nice to see black men with balls. I'm talking about Viola and Shonda. 08-Oct-2018
The babies have embraced suffering (it looks good on them) and Viola finally has an equal sparring partner. Jimmy adds power to the word and breaks the jar that holds the brick-wall contents of Analise's character. Joy. 14-Feb-2018
The Wes mystery passively resolved, the only compel was the gift of Viola's Oscar winning embers. 12-Mar-2017
When you tie too many knots together you may need to snip to unbind which loses the essence of why we initially watched. 13-Nov-2016
Please give this woman a worthy sparring partner. 21-Oct-2016
I would watch Viola Davis wash dishes. Nothing compares to that. Some man candy but nothing. 12-Nov-2015
Orny Adams: More Than Loud (2018)

Hilarious daddy that would never spit out a child because he cares. 01-Jan-2019
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown (2013-2018)

The man courageously ventured into the world to experience the diversity significant to it. We explored alongside him. Bourdain passed because after regarding everything about life, he couldn't latch on to one beautiful thing to keep him grounded to it. Rest in peace, dude. 07-Oct-2018
Ash vs. Evil Dead (2015 -2018)
It ended big amid slight disappointment. The end fittingly regards what time it now belongs in. 29-Apr-2018
The third episode of the third season was unhinged art. Wisps of "Buffy" greatness rattled in my head. 14-Mar-2018
Some of the fun has filtered out but our love for Scoobies remains. 16-Dec-2016
It is very faithful to its mythology. Raimi still has inventiveness and surprises left in him. He still knows how to shock and generate laughs. Papsmear Campbell has not lost his touch and he makes you appreciate you watch. He is where most of the fun starts. He's also got Scoobies of which Ray Santiago's Pablo supplies much of the heart and adorableness. Last but not least is Lucy Lawless as a badass something. Never hurts. One of my new favorites of the year. A geek's cult reunion gasm. 12-Dec-2015
Scandal (2012 -)
Congratulations and Happy Father's Day!
Jeff Perry fidgets like a man on cocaine which is a compliment.
They took their punishment like the gladiators they are and Shonda and her players touched me more than once. 21-Apr-2018
A girl can flex her muscles too. 14-Mar-2018
The crossover tickled. 06-Mar-2018
I have to thank Shonda for allowing Olivia to become the gladiator she's always written to be. The finale gave us some beautiful Kerry acting and new luscious locks. A pleasure. 26-May-2017
I don't want to live in a world without Shonda Rhimes but this show is starting at the beginning again and the characters are becoming grating. Olivia is a gladiator but she spends most of her time crying and pining. Please fix it. You can start with Cyrus. 18-Mar-2016
You would've ranked higher sooner but you've peaked and we are right back where we started. I still cheer for Olivia/Kerry and I want closure for her. The supporting characters are more difficult to empathize with. I want an Olivia vs Annalise show. It's inclusive. 12-Nov-2015
90th Academy Awards (2018)

How can you criticize people who celebrated everything? 05-Mar-2018
9JKL (2017-)

I'm offended by the audacity of saddling Linda Lavin with irritable cliche jewish parent syndrome. I'm disappointed that two super squishies (Feuerstein and Walton) are relegated to a throwback even I can't relate to. The only way to eliminate stereotypes is by archiving them as mature and respectful, so one day they can be emulated by such. 10-Oct-2017
Feud: Bette & Joan (2017) 

Ryan held a dedication and a funeral for Joan that she would have found dignity in and which we heartbreakingly attended. They are of community legends because they lived and fought harder, concocted magic reverence and established themselves for their uniqueness as well as their insurgency. In the end they were celebrated for their greatness instead of the limitations brought upon them by the catapult that never allowed them to reach a pinnacle again. To one day imitate Jessica and even Susan will be the greatest compliment these grand dames could get. 26-Apr-2017
Ryan conducted as Bette/Susan got backdoored and Jessica/Joan was tasked with eating all the meat. Susan never actualized the accent and that is Feud's loss. Jessica doesn't have a claim on Joan either but she channels the aspects of what made the original such an hysterical and merciless woman/legend. Her commitment at giving us glimpses into Joan conveys a lot of the fun we are all enjoying. Ryan and Jessica whisked us to a history where a maturing woman's success depended on how much absurdity of life she could create. 05-Apr-2017
The feud is historically delicious so its up to the performers to propel it. Jessica Lange is discerning enough to distinguish herself from a monster Joan portrayal of the ilk only Faye Dunaway can trumpet. She doesn't necessarily get the intonations precisely but she gets the gut of an exasperating diva pass her prime with insecurities encompassing her every motivation. Susan Sarandon is a great talent and has achieved a Bette Davis look. Unlike Joan whose uppity accent can be easily conveyed, Bette's diction is her force and her legend. I don't understand why it took 'til the end of the episode to hear some of that and I am hopeful for the show's continued fun factor that it accelerates. 09-Mar-2017
Young Pope, The (2016 -)
It never made clear its intentions. There were great arguments about abortion and magic splatter but the threat never materialized as every character was full of sin and self serving. Silvio Orlando brought creepiness and humanity to Cardinal Voiello and Javier Camara added sympathy and awakening to his Cardinal Gutierrez. It was a performer's presentation where Law reigned because he bit so hard into that American accent that it splintered all other objectives. The fun rises from him. 15-Feb-2017
It's discouraging to think that so many people need to create such an hallucinatory consciousness to help guide them through this world. It initiates weakness. The premier reason to watch is to see Jude Law's nefarious beauty dominate and discharge like the President before us. The fun like the glint in his eyes and impish smile is a performance and it is its relief. Elegantly staged, carefully crafted and intelligent its also complicated and a bit repetitive. His flashbacks keep adding to the same point, week after week. The point may be limited which means there will be lots of filler. Keaton is just as marvelous but I have no sense of where she stands yet. We shall wait and see if it develops like Westworld or if it flounces away. 01-Feb-2017
SAG Awards (2017)
The Best Speeches from the SAG Awards
Lily Tomlin Likens Donald Trump’s Tactics to Those of Nazis
We got the message and it was subtle, thoughtful and eloquent. It was a force that stood up and awoke us to what America really should abide. Kudos to all the winners, the ones that won and the ones that spoke. 30-Jan-2017