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Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-) Woof

The guests were of the masterly type. A grunt called Hannah Bugs Bunny. That's okay. Hannah called them assholes. Oysters made Hannah hop like a service animal for the rest of the charter.

Captain got dirty.

The rocket is about to land.

Pete knows how to eat and suck on meat bones.

Kiko kicks ass.

That's a fine pretty table, Bugs. 05-Jul-2020
There's a dickhand on board.

Hannah shut the base of an Ace, handled children like flopping fish and got pied in the face.

Captain pied crew members in their face.

The men denied, apologized and mind plotted... revenge.

A rocket was launched.

Kiko did his thing. 24-Jun-2020
Hannah frightened her employee.

Lara sought battle with Hannah by scary military code.

Chef Kiko. I'd lick his plates and nothing else.

The deckhands. Something you mechanically bull ride because you're wrecked.

Neither scientist or cis straight I be to recognize that Jessica is a rocket. (Don't explode.)

Don't call her sweetheart, sweetie or any words with calories. Call her daddy White.

Captain Sandy is commanding more than a boat. Good for her. 15-Jun-2020
Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Mat, Real, Shrill Act, Special, Squish Alert, Suspense, Tacky, Twisty, Wit Snit

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05-Jul-2020


Zardoz (1974) Arf

The gods have died, the penis has been declared an enemy, police have been abolished to savage lands to patrol, kill and rape what procreates and to harness survival goods for a scientifically mystic democracy. Gods are falsified to keep savages savaging and to keep their dystopian bubble, privileged and safe.

Sean Connery is brave, wearing a diaper throughout and doing action scenes in heels. The perfect brute with a thirst for knowledge.

The bubble society are eternals. They do not police, they judge. If you are found committing an offense, they age you.

John Boorman was brimming with ideas, executing spectacular visions and testing how far our imagination can travel. It was a beautiful ride until it crashed. There is a limit. 29-Jun-2020

Tags: 1970s, Action, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, SciFi, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Jun-2020


Doctor Sleep (2019) Woof

The exploration of the past was literary.

Alex Essoe's spot on Shelley Duvall is impressive because it harmonizes with the film's recognition of Kubrick's obsession with perfection.

It pays homage to the past but the film frees itself from Kubrick's grasp and becomes its own thing, maybe something King had in mind.

I was not impressed by the magicians until they ate a child.

Kids that are special get eaten.

Ewan embodies the spirit of a child.

The cast is multi-verse, the action rips and even though the story veers into its own thing, the return is pretty exciting. 28-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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28-Jun-2020


Married At First Sight Australia (2015-) Woof

S7E7. It imposes fairytale concoctions on vulnerable beings and grants them the consideration that anyone can get married.

The experts are new age gods matching the expectant with the inexplicable. (I kept seeing nature every time they talked.)

Looks, age, discrepancies and peculiarities don't matter. If you change your outlook, the judgment retires.

People get really seriously brutally honest.

I am spooked, clenched and devoured. 21-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Camp, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Lesbian, Over the Top, Overcooked, Political, Psychological, Reality, Relationships, Romance, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit

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21-Jun-2020


House of Flowers (2018) HowlDowngrade

S3. They smeared dark paint and punched holes into what could have been a masterpiece. Everything we cherished was punished, everything celebrated, got cursed and everything funny, nagged. The backstory was a cheap attempt to keep us interested in the life of a woman that presently doesn't exist. It's hurtful and pointless. Everything gay has become annoyance and everything Paulina De La Mora has been shredded. The only thing left is the frame. 29-May-2020
Scouring the family axis with joy. 02-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Foreign, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Relationships, Romance, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Tired, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tough

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29-May-2020


Dead To Me (2019-) Woof

All coincidences aside, its power resonated from the word, the emotion and the performance. Ms. Applegate rocketed to combustion. Good job. 20-May-2020
I was riveted by Christina's triumph in irritation and kickback, profiling an uneventful marriage founded on the success of falsehoods. James Marsden illustrates the beauty of an asshole. 30-May-2019

Tags: 2010s, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Heartbreaking, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Overcooked, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tough, Writ w/Possibilities

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20-May-2020


Wicker Man, The (1973) Woof

Christian copper investigates missing child on pagan island. Edward Woodward keeps it desperate and unleashing, the atmosphere is lawless and unethical and the music lilts as well as unsettle. The horror isn't physically evident but mentally, it sticks like gum to a shoe. 19-May-2020

Tags: 1970s, Chemistry, Classic, Creepy, Crime Drama, Cultish, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Murders, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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19-May-2020


Third Day, The (1965) Arf

Can a man become an enlightened human if an accident causes him amnesia? Not if your mug is still wanted for murder.

George Peppard is grand business daddy, never demurring from blankness while still eliciting great face.

Elizabeth Ashley was privileged bitch wife, with an redemptive opportunity for love and a zestful beauty of another.

Sally Kellerman knew how to turn it on and shut men down.

Mona Washbourne elicited comic wit relief and parental heartbreak.

Roddy McDowell. The best cocksucker in Hollywood actually had other talents.

Arte Johnson crept trying to put a creepy face on a "love me" persona.

Music. It sounded like every summer blockbuster score rolled into one.

It's sumptuously over, to guiltily enjoy. 11-May-2020

Tags: 1960s, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Elegance, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Relationships, Revenge, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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11-May-2020


One Day at a Time (2017-) HowlUpgradeFull Moon

I will always have affection for these people but I truly hope they find that thing this season lost. 04-May-2020
S4E3. E1 and E2 had me worried. It was loud and high strung in celebration of a second chance, feeling like a parody of itself. Episode 3 brought masturbation realness and hilarity, peak character delight and mama diva (Moreno) steal moments. The hardest I've laughed all year. 10-Apr-2020
All about relationships. Gracias. 03-Mar-2019
Motivating argument about the rules modern life coerces. Proficiently displayed, adoringly regarded and stamping the sitcom with the purpose TV forgot. 13-Feb-2019
Justina Machado is excellent and Rita Moreno embodies everything we miss about a Golden Girl. They've added superior daddy squish and the support is amiable reinforcement. Cheers. 01-Mar-2018
At first glance, you are inclined to think that this is an exploitation of a classic and respected series with token latino stereotypes. By the fourth episode you realize that it chose this community to depict because it needs updating the most and it feeds right into the original's claim. It's hard raising a latin family when the men are scarce and the women try to empower themselves at the cost of tradition. There are times you will be transported to all those arguments Lear presented between classic characters, fair to each but being persistent that the last word goes to the changing present. Justina Machado plays Penelope Alvarez with the same amount as distraught, parental overprotection and survivor's challenge that Bonnie Franklin's Ann Romano did. Rita Moreno's accent is old fashioned pastiche but she is a full character, beloved and is having a helluva time making us laugh. The kids aspire for realness instead of cute and Schneider is cute without the creep. 30-Jan-2017

Tags: 2010s, Adorable, Beautiful, Best In Comedy, Best In Gay, Classic, Comedy, Cultural, Cute, Daddy Squish, Dance, Dating, Director Art, Drama, Elegance, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Gaycon, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Lesbian, Music Rocks, Nostalgic, Political, Reality, Romance, Sentimental, Special, Squish Alert, Star Power, Star Watt, Sweet, Twinkie, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writ Tough

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04-May-2020


Married At First Sight (2014-) ArfUpgradeWoof

Season Finale/Reunion. The doctor punched bluebeard, host daddy was a hormonal explosion and the show followed my script to the letter. I felt sorry for the last married couple on earth as they endured the horrors of others' relationships. Austin, particularly looked sick. The show is getting very close to hosting Fear Factor editions but is having fun on it's way there. 25-Apr-2020
S10. It's been tough relating or tolerating this season.

The experts are sinking into quack territory.

Mandy finally got rid of Bluebeard (Zach.) Hooray!

Taylor and Brandon. He's just stalling until the next bout of insecurity hits so he can explode. Run, girl.

Meka and Michael. A man doesn't change...he pretends. Run, girl.

Jessica and Austin. He will say I love you as soon as you forgive his first business travel discrepancy.

Katie and Derek. He's privileged and she's insecure. Eek.

Giving everyone a lie detector test before the show would give the experts some cred and avoid giving us another inadmissible season. 27-Mar-2020
S7E6. Naivete about the experiment is no longer viable because the mice have been coached by previous seasons. It's the show's sanity at test because the mice are the new experts that will mold the show through its entirety. As each season passes and we tire of them, the couples will most likely end up swapping with each other (see season 5, alpha Ashley Petty deserved alpha Cody Knapek and Anthony deserved for Danielle to put him on a diet.) The premise will continue to work because God's plan brought them together. The queens giving men sex, before and after catastrophe struck, was downright professional. 23-Oct-2019
Uh Oh. S6. Shawniece and Jephte made adorability joyous. May they enjoy an 88. 20-Oct-2019
S5E7. Fuck the experts, listen to the dogs! 05-Oct-2019
Experts encouraging couples to overlook red flags in a marriage because pretense defeats how a person feels. 21-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Drama, Fantasy, Funny, Real, Relationships, Romance, Scary, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Tacky, Thriller, Twisty, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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25-Apr-2020


No Way Out (1950) Howl

Black doctor cares for two supremacist thugs. Race riot ensues when one dies. The movie is forthright and balanced with chills of emotions. Poitier is standard upright in a younger package. Widmark splatters the screen with hate like he meant it. Linda Darnel was the damsel in distress with heroic genes. Amanda Randolph deserves loads of cuddles for being. Mildred Joanne Smith was luminous at heart. It's an everlasting battle to fight for what are our greater parents started. 20-Apr-2020

Tags: 1950s, Accidental Watch, Action, Chemistry, Classic, Crime Drama, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Great Acting, Heart Writ, History, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Political, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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20-Apr-2020


RuPaul's Drag Race (2009-) Full Moon

I'm sorry not being able to support or partake of what I hear is a stunning season but we don't get your channel in the pit, not even in the gay one. Regards. See you on a lesser channel, at a different time. 14-Apr-2020
I appreciate the learning but the training has to go with it. 15-May-2019
Heartbreaking sweetness (Ms. Davenport.) I'd take your footage. No, I wouldn't. Maybe. 15-Mar-2019
Gorgeous pretense. Exactly what I needed. 13-Mar-2019
Finale. Salud. 29-Jun-2018
Reunion. It was about gay pride...the real one. 22-Jun-2018
The girls brought me happiness. 18-Jun-2018
The highlight was watching Ru bring adorableness to her drag. 26-May-2018
Good taste in body parts, great camaraderie between the girls and the showdown was built for the audience to stand as the girls bow. 22-May-2018
It was everything the last all-stars forgot this show was about. 27-Apr-2018
Ru was art deco doll, the girls brought fire and fantastical whimsy to drag and an integrated roster of pretty boy. Christina flashed her gay badge which warranted hope for an artistic comeback that only a supreme deserves. I'm excited. 23-Mar-2018

Tags: 2000s, 2010s, Art, Best in Reality, Best In Variety, Camp, Classic, Comedy, Costume, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Gaycon, Good Looking Art, Hot Swatch, Political, Pretty, Sentimental, Special, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Touching, Twisty, Unity, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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14-Apr-2020


Madre (Mother) (2016) Howl

An expectant mother with a virulent special needs child, becomes overwhelmed until she meets and hires a kindly filipino grandmother who claims to have cured her own. The treatment consists of communicating with him in her native tongue, pampering him like a favorite child and emotionally distancing him from his natural mother. The boy recuperates, learns to speak filipino and clamps himself onto the mother (nanny) he desperately needs. Mother has her discomforts, daddy is relieved and the household finds much needed bliss. Mother marches along, suspending her doubts and chalking the old woman's takeover as relief. As soon as madre decides to use an app translator to discover what the nanny is communicating to her son, the mama wars begin. Daddy is gaslighting, mama is hallucinating and racial political correctness is straining. The film makes a point that the intent to make everyone legitimate renders safety mute even whey they act stereotypically. It's a nail-biter I don't recommend to expectant mothers... unless they want to drop early. 02-Apr-2020

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Creepy, Cultural, Director's Touch, Drama, Foreign: Spanish, Good Acting, Horror, Inspired, Mystery, Political, Relationships, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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02-Apr-2020


Autopsy Of Jane Doe, The (2016) Woof

The autopsy is comprehensive, the actors are aligned and the corpse is an eerily beautiful masterpiece. The mumbo jumbo is handled scientifically which excludes genius insanity being the harbinger of truth and sets some practical scares for us. 27-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Gory, Heart Writ, Horror, Inspired, Kool Effects, Mystery, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Weird, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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27-Mar-2020


Parasite (2019) Howl

The society is comprised of envy, maintenance, labor, guts and unification. Images remain in your head, long after you've dismissed them. The story is absolutely unique, the actors are natural and the suffering for/from abundance touches every base. Trimming would have propelled a much stronger impact but I couldn't stop watching every minute of its extensive length. 23-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Beautiful, Chemistry, Comedy, Creepy, Cultural, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Foreign, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Revenge, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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23-Mar-2020




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