Errattic

Home About Us All Fuctasia_(NSFW) Games Gay+ Health/Food Movies Music Musings Photos_(NSFW) TV Wisps Preferences

Home Page > Current Page


Top Tags

2010s
Action
Animation
Asian
Ass
Big Balls
Big Cock
Black
Blonde
Business
Camp
Celebrity
Chemistry
Children
Choices
Cocksuck
CockTease
Comedy
Compilation
Cultural
Cum
Daddy Squish
Dance
Director's Slice
Drama
Entertainment
Environment
Exhibit
Family
Fantasy
Fatigue
Feet
Fuck
Funny
Gay
Gear
Giant Cock
Gif
Good Acting
Hairy
Health
History
Hole Puncher
Horror
Hot Swatch
Interracial
Jock
Latin
Legs
LGBTQ
Lifestyle
Mass Appeal
Massle
Masturbate
Mat
Mental Health
Muscle
Music
Mystery
Nature
Opinion
Over the Top
Parental Burden
Parody
Piercings
Pillows
Political
Politics
Portrait
Pose
Relationships
Respect
Re-tooled
Revenge
Romance
Safety
Science
Sentimental
Sex
Silly
Sports
Squishy
Star Watt
Study
Suspense
Sweet
Tats
Tits
Toned
Treatment
Tribute
Video
Violence
Voyeur
Weird
Wet
Wit Snit
Words Spoke
World
Youth


Login

Create Profile
Login


This site does not claim credit for images, videos, or music, except where noted.


©2024 Errattic.com

Restricted to Adults
This site does not claim credit for images, videos, or music, except where noted.


All Posts Tagged as 'Cooking'

Welcome to Errattic! We encourage you to customize the type of information you see here by clicking the Preferences link on the top of this page.

 

Chef Cat Cora claims ex-wife is out to ‘destroy’ her 

 

Celebrity chef Cat Cora claims her life has been made a living hell by her ex-wife Jennifer Cora.

The “Iron Chef” star, 53, was married to Jennifer for just two years but they had a 17-year relationship and share four sons: Zoran, 16, Caje, 13, Thatcher, 11, and Nash, 11.

The divorce was finalized in 2016, but Cat alleges Jennifer’s “wanting to destroy my life at any cost” began in 2015 and has continued unabated, Cat recently told Page Six, calling it “a nightmare that I can’t wake up from.”

Chef Cat Cora claims ex-wife is out to ‘destroy’ her

WNBA Star Arrested for Beating Cheating Wife

Jenna Jameson and wife Jessi Lawless divorcing

Lesbian removed from same-sex birth certificate

NJ teacher groomed, groped her student — a 14-year-old girl

Board member who had sex with another woman rejects new LGBTQ+ protections

Teacher fired after texting student 28K times, sex allegations

Tags: Abuse, Bi, Celebrity, Cheating, Children, Cooking, Court, Destruction, Divorce, Domestic Violence, Family, Hate, Interview, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Lifestyle, Marriage Equality, Parental Burden, Porn, Sexual Abuse, Sports, Teacher, Violence, Women In Charge

Filed under: Gay+

Permalink

11-May-2024


Temptation Island (2019-) Arf

The reunion was all about Lascelles' back fat troubles and man socks. Loving it! 29-May-2022
Daddy host kept rocking those skinny jeans. Yeehaw, cousin. Lascelle's back fat did not leave alone. Bizarro Lance Bass is dating an asian meatball. The guy with the hair is nothing but a hairball. His girlfriend thinks she's Diane Keaton in an award winning drama about failed relationships and killing lobsters. 28-May-2022
Lascelles' back fat jutted out of his giant torso and it was spectacular. The tip of his well crafted ass sparked memories of cracked wishbones. It was a lighter shade of his skin color. It was so wonderfully squishy. I imagined his ass sparkling in the dark. Beautiful contrast. Kittykats came to nip at homeboy but he became enraged. He only has eyes for hostile women. Two men got to see their future exes get it on with Hollywood sex workers. Mark Wahlberg attempted to bring skinny jeans back. Please let him. Girls have extensions, men need to parade what make gays swoon. It's joyful. Brains don't count. It was a black thing wasn't it. You didn't want to see it constantly. Thank God for latin TV, they are always five years behind. Back to the horny women. They were both riotous but only one moaned for more and then more. Was the fucker at his limit or was she granting him the permission to add two more inches every 20 seconds? Either way. Yikes!! 14-Apr-2022
Daddy's teeth don't work in a bonfire setting either. Okay. Some of those idiot things are melting my loins. Ack! 13-Apr-2022
Open marriages exist when one partner grows weary of the other's sex. You think? 31-Mar-2022
Mark Walberg's teeth are so white that he clashes with the sun. If you can't trust a man because he texts other girls you are Sherlock Holmes not paranoid. Fuck you, therapists! None of the boys are worth fealty. They're ack! There is some pretty ones on the Hollywood hooker side of the group but the caliber of men is very "Oscar," not deserving this year. A beast brother is rocking blue eyes and Cindy Brady curls. Ack. A guy from the Bronx is auditioning for West Side Story 2. Double ack. One of the tempted males is rocking doggy style long hair. You know, the haircut that separates the weave from your hair by curling at a non realistic point like all the females are wearing. Ghastly. 18-Mar-2022

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Cooking, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Home Improvement, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Pretty, Romance, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Twisty, Unity, Us, Weird

Filed under: TV

Permalink

29-May-2022


Man Yanks And Tears Ex-BF Penis in Violent Attack 

 

“I told him that I was going to have veggie fingers as I was trying to cut down on junk food at the time,” the victim recalled.

Instead, Lal said “let’s get pakoras,” a deep-fried dish. When Lal returned home with pakoras, his boyfriend refused to eat them, enraging the abusive ex.

Man Yanks And Tears Ex-BF Penis in Violent Attack

Broward family accused of kidnapping, beating gay man blind

Costume Manager threatened to beat gay's ass

Owner Hurls Homophobic Slurs at Couple

Man charged in murder of 2 roomates

Passenger is arrested after branding flight attendant a 'f*g' and beating him with phone

Gay Man Allegedly Beaten, Blinded by Family Speaks

Neil Patrick Harris’ Amy Winehouse ‘corpse cake’ resurfaces

Chappelle’s Alleged Attacker Explains Why He Tackled Comedian

Man Insists Gay Co-Worker Take Paternity Test

Tags: Attack, Celebration, Celebrity, Cooking, Diet, Family, Frustration, Gay, Hostility, Injury, Kidnap, LGBTQ, Murder, Opinion, Parental Crime, Relationships, Safety, Selfish, Sex, Shopping, Video, Violence, Weird, Women In Charge

Filed under: Gay+

Permalink

24-May-2022


Costcox Just Announced a Recall for This Beloved Drink 

 

The recall is for Kool-Aid Tropical Punch Mix, which the warehouse chain cites as item number 95740.

Costco Just Announced a Recall for This Beloved Drink

Country Time and Tang drink mixes recalled

Ram Recall

A Potential Chicken Tender Shortage

Definition of 'Mexican' Food to Be Decided by Nevada Judge

There's a Huge Coca-Cola Recall

Ice cream recall

Kraft Heinz plans to jack up prices on popular products including Jell-O, Kool-Aid...

Listeria concerns prompt recall of Bake Crafters breakfast sandwiches

More people sick in Canada in ongoing Salmonella outbreak linked to corn

Tags: $, Auto, Children, Cooking, Court, Culture, Drink, Food, Identity, Illness, Outbreak, Price Up, Recall, Shortage

Filed under: Health/Food

Permalink

30-Jan-2022


‘That’s so fucked up’ 

 

“So, you just blatantly admit to being homophobic?” he asks one of his friends through a headset, who presumably confirms they know this as the brother then says: “You know that this means that I automatically don’t like you?...

‘That’s so fucked up’

Cardi B shuts down ‘debate’ over kitchen sets for boys being ‘gay’

Tags: Argument, Celebrity, Children, Cooking, Etiquette, Games, Gay, LGBTQ, Men, Opinion, Video, Video Gay Swatch, Youth

Filed under: Gay+

Permalink

08-Dec-2021


Chef sentenced after one killed and 31 left ill 

 

A church harvest supper at a village pub ended in tragedy when one of the congregation was killed and 31 others suffered food poisoning after eating a shepherd’s pie filled with mince that had been incorrectly prepared by a rushing chef.

Chef sentenced

Tags: Chef, Cooking, Death, Employment, Illness, Judgment

Filed under: Gay+

Permalink

02-Dec-2021


 

Your turkey ended up dry because you don't know how to cook. 26-Nov-2021

Tags: Celebration, Choices, Cooking, Food, Holidays, Tradition

Filed under: Health/Food

Permalink

26-Nov-2021


Temptation Island (2019-) Arf

The series encourages eating from the forbidden fruit so when the lovers reunite they can be put on trial. The prettiest boy in the world is a conniving robot with missing essential parts. That girl DID NOT sleep with him! (Cue the video.) Dude, start experimenting with your pink hole. Gay and porn will provide you with a home and some play money. Erika & Kendal. Daddy Walberg did not let Kendal out of his seat until his dick was deep fried. Chelsea & Thomas. Thomas sat quietly as Daddy Walberg paraded all the better options his girlfriend has but later went backstage and pulled his hair out. It was growing in well too. Kristen & Julian. As flat as the pages of a fairytale that will never see publishing. We don't read Shakespeare but we talk like this? In cliches? Of course, the cheater didn't cheat while on Temptation Island. He no like that kind of candy. 29-Apr-2021
It's been a downcast season. I still want to sit on Mark Walberg, tweek his teets, burn into his baby blues while he provides psychological therapy and I rock up and down. Chelsea & Thomas. He promised his hair treatments would grow real hair in an allotted set of time and failed. She met someone whose plugs are finished, can lift things and doesn't shed. Erica & Kendal. She can punish him however she wants. He thought the purpose of the show was to go on a Fantasy Island type honeymoon and shoot some porn. Awesome, right? Honey, the court will look the other way. Anything you want. Erin & Corey. The most beautiful boy in the world and man's most popular choice. You want to lick his faults like ice cream but he's a pendejo. Yeah, we'll lick a pendejo, but he aint going to taste like ice cream for very long. The show paid a sex worker to tell him that what his willy can't accomplish his pretty face can. Rah, rah, rah...only if he joins our team as a super bottom. Viva Mexico! Kristen & Julian. Fake and shriveled up. Tempters get no empathy. Someone asked them if they wanted to go on TV and destroy some relationships and they said yes. Homeless deviants! 22-Apr-2021
The temptation is mighty man boobs. 21-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Cooking, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Home Improvement, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Pretty, Romance, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Twisty, Unity, Us, Weird

Filed under: TV

Permalink

29-Apr-2021


Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-) Woof

The guests were of the masterly type. A grunt called Hannah, Bugs Bunny. That's okay. Hannah called them assholes. Oysters made Hannah hop like a service animal for the rest of the charter.

Captain got dirty.

The rocket is about to land.

Pete knows how to eat and suck on meat bones.

Kiko kicks ass.

That's a fine pretty table, Bugs. 05-Jul-2020
There's a dickhand on board.

Hannah shut the base of an Ace, handled children like flopping fish and got pied in the face.

Captain pied crew members in their face.

The men denied, apologized and mind plotted... revenge.

A rocket was launched.

Kiko did his thing. 24-Jun-2020
Hannah frightened her employee.

Lara sought battle with Hannah by scary military code.

Chef Kiko. I'd lick his plates and nothing else.

The deckhands. Something you mechanically bull ride because you're wrecked.

Neither scientist or cis straight I be to recognize that Jessica is a rocket. (Don't explode.)

Don't call her sweetheart, sweetie or any words with calories. Call her daddy White.

Captain Sandy is commanding more than a boat. Good for her. 15-Jun-2020
Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Mat, Real, Shrill Act, Special, Squish Alert, Suspense, Tacky, Twisty, Wit Snit

Filed under: TV

Permalink

05-Jul-2020


Teenager goes ‘mental’ on mom over birthday present: 

 

The Redditor started his story by explaining that he loves baking, a passion that led him to ask for a stand mixer for his birthday. He ultimately got the appliance — a white model that cost around £80 ($100) — from his uncle and immediately began using it often.

Months later, the teen went to make croissants with his mixer only to find the device was missing.

“I looked everywhere for it and couldn’t find it,” he wrote. “I asked my mom where it was and she said she gave it away to charity. I WENT MENTAL.”

The 15-year-old wrote that he then confronted his mom with “a few hateful words.” His mother said that the mixer didn’t match the color scheme in the house and, as part of her kitchen, was hers to do what she wanted with.

Yahoo

Tags: Children, Choices, Cooking, Demands, Etiquette, Mental Health, Parental Crime, Punishment, Relationships, Sad, Supremacy, Treatment

Filed under: Health/Food

Permalink

21-Apr-2020


Top Chef (2006-) Howl

What Are the Consequences of Eating Rare Meat?

I think it's irresponsible to constantly introduce steak tartare when science has considered raw meat unsafe. 17-Jan-2019
Food snobbery in the way of competition that slays and remains because of great editing, interesting characters and incomparable judges. 03-Jan-2017

Tags: 2000s, 2010s, Best in Reality, Classic, Cooking, Cute, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Real, Special, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Touching, Twisty, Wit Snit

Filed under: TV

Permalink

17-Jan-2019


Holiday Baking Championship (2014-) Woof

Comfort food, amiable people and a daddy host squish (Palmer) that eats. 05-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, Cooking, Daddy Squish, Fantasy, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Unity

Filed under: TV

Permalink

05-Dec-2018


Island Hunter (2017-) Whimper

I watch sporadically to soak up relaxing panorama. I recorded the Puerto Rico episode to bask in memories and cherish my culture. We eat sandy melts, empty the streets and our favorite spice is rosemary? It was nice to see a sumptuous mofongo, platanos and such but the primaries (rice, bean, pasteles, relleno de papa, alcapurrias, empanadas) were mute. The island is being terraformed for the elite and we are being erased like the food I just mentioned.

I didn't need to see Liesel Hlista food taste. She approached many of the meals with dread. I wish someone would've tickled her off camera so we could get an almost honest reaction. 23-Nov-2018

Tags: 2010s, Beautiful, Cooking, Cultural, History, Political, Real Estate, Travel, World

Filed under: TV

Permalink

23-Nov-2018


Millennials Are Disrupting Thanksgiving With Their Tiny Turkeys 

 

Small birds are having a big moment.

Tiny turkeys will increasingly grace Thanksgiving tables next week, thanks to the millennial generation’s ongoing campaign to remake American gastronomy. The holiday depicted by Norman Rockwell—Grandma showing off a cooked bird so plump it weighs down a banquet plate—is still common. But smaller families, growing guilt over wasteful leftovers and a preference for free-range fowl have all played roles in the emergence of petite poultry as a holiday dinner centerpiece.

Bloomberg

Tags: Celebration, Cooking, Diet, Environment, Exclusivity, Hypocrisy, Interference, Nature, Safety, Terraforming, World

Filed under: Health/Food

Permalink

15-Nov-2018


Love Me Tender 

 

Whether you’re grilling or stir-frying, ending up with tender, mouthwatering meat is always the goal. Achieving said texture isn’t always so easy. Here’s a trick for tenderizing meat that you may never have heard before:

Use baking soda to tenderize meat.

Tasting Table

Tags: Advice, Cooking, Food, Regiment, Science, Treatment

Filed under: Health/Food

Permalink

11-Sep-2018




Next Page