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Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-) Woof

The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Mat, Real, Shrill Act, Special, Squish Alert, Suspense, Tacky, Twisty, Wit Snit

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20-Jul-2019


Temptation Island (2019-) Arf

The temptation is mighty man boobs. 21-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Camp, Cooking, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Home Improvement, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Pretty, Romance, Sap, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Twisty, Unity, Us, Weird

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21-Jan-2019


Top Chef (2006-) Howl

What Are the Consequences of Eating Rare Meat?

I think it's irresponsible to constantly introduce steak tartare when science has considered raw meat unsafe. 17-Jan-2019
Food snobbery in the way of competition that slays and remains because of great editing, interesting characters and incomparable judges. 03-Jan-2017

Tags: 2000s, 2010s, Best in Reality, Classic, Cooking, Cute, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Real, Special, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Touching, Twisty, Wit Snit

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17-Jan-2019


Holiday Baking Championship (2014-) Woof

Comfort food, amiable people and a daddy host squish (Palmer) that eats. 05-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, Cooking, Daddy Squish, Fantasy, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Unity

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05-Dec-2018


Island Hunter (2017-) Whimper

I watch sporadically to soak up relaxing panorama. I recorded the Puerto Rico episode to bask in memories and cherish my culture. We eat sandy melts, empty the streets and our favorite spice is rosemary? It was nice to see a sumptuous mofongo, platanos and such but the primaries (rice, bean, pasteles, relleno de papa, alcapurrias, empanadas) were mute. The island is being terraformed for the elite and we are being erased like the food I just mentioned.

I didn't need to see Liesel Hlista food taste. She approached many of the meals with dread. I wish someone would've tickled her off camera so we could get an almost honest reaction. 23-Nov-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Beautiful, Cooking, Cultural, History, Political, Real Estate, Travel, World

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23-Nov-2018


Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner (2016-) WhimperEarly Exit

I keep waiting for Martha to have a "Merlot" moment and brand the shenanigans she has to endure overdone. 19-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Juvenile, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Talk

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19-Jun-2018


Cake Boss (2009 -) WhimperEarly Exit

Loud, inordinate nagging family togetherness and sharing with strokes of artistry. As much as I would dip into the possible delights in his bakery I would be a little standoffish about partaking in the artistic cakes that have been touched and exhaled on by countless hands and breadths. When you treat food like furniture the mouth tends to dry up. 07-Nov-2016

Tags: 2000s, 2010s, Camp, Cooking, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Mat, Overcooked, Real, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky

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07-Nov-2016


Halloween Wars (2011 -) Woof

The host is incorporated, the judges evaluate with detachment and the bakers outstrip for their art. I watch for the latter. 02-Nov-2016

Tags: 2000s, Cooking, Fantasy, Halloween, Horror, Real

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02-Nov-2016


Halloween Baking Championship (2015 -) Arf

There is more creation than art and more intrigue from the judges than the artists but it quenches the holiday feel. Carla Hall makes us comfortable, Damiano is pretty reserved and Sandra Lee is a manifested pro. I'm still not sure if Jeff Dunham is funny but he fits in like a creepy uncle with cum gush face that kind of itches when he gets close. 17-Oct-2016

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Costume, Daddy Squish, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Overcooked, Real, Silly, Suspense, Tacky

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17-Oct-2016


Worst Cooks In America: Celebrity Edition (2015 -) No MoonsEarly Exit

I tuned in to watch beloved celebrities being challenged to excel at being deficient at a talent their star didn't historically glimmer for. Food challenges are the most fragmentary competitions for an audience to partake in because we can neither savor it or repudiate it via taste. We may not be able to feel a fabric in a fashion clash but we can all see the hideousness in it.

It hurts to see them in such a staged and derided environment. If it were a more intimate setup we might discover more of what makes them so esteemed. "Love Boat" and "Fantasy Island" were sub-par entertainment who exploited stars with dimming lights but who at least rendered them a "last call" that allowed us to enjoy the talent they were once valued for. 21-Sep-2016

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Manipulation, Mat, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Silly, Star Power, Tacky, Tedium, Weird

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21-Sep-2016


Great Food Truck Race, The (2010 -) Woof

There is always enough skilled and affable contestants to cheer for and Tyler Florence can spit food on my face any time. 01-Sep-2016

Tags: 2010s, Cooking, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Hot Swatch, Real, Star Watt, Twisty

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01-Sep-2016


Food Network Star (2005 -) Arf

I'm sure that intentions were magnanimous at start but these last few seasons have seen a decline in craft and anything resembling star quality. They either need to give the contestants more formal practice time before we are introduced or the producers don't care and are allowing the boobs to dominate so we can laugh at them. I hope it combusts along with Giada's pretended smile. 22-Jun-2016

Tags: 2000s, 2010s, Camp, Cooking, Eye Gouge, Funny, Overcooked, Predictable, Real, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Star Power, Tacky

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22-Jun-2016


Chopped (2007 -) WhimperEarly Exit

It was fun for a while and Ted is so easy to watch but a few years of the repetitive amped up grossness is enough. Its not like they were teaching anyone how to cook. 06-Mar-2016

Tags: 2000s, 2010s, Cooking, Early Exit, Gay Swatch, Gross, Repetitive

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06-Mar-2016


Home & Family (2012 -) Woof

Amiable pros in a comforting atmosphere and Mark Steines. It's all about Mark, especially during polo season. 30-Dec-2015

Tags: 2010s, Cooking, Cute, Funny, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Mat, Real, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Sweet, Tacky

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30-Dec-2015


Social, The (2013 -) WoofEarly Exit

I only started watching in 2015. Maybe because they have no one to impress or kiss ass for but they seem to have a better handle on how things work or should. They are well suited for mature and intelligent conversation. It suffers a bit when they are not at the table but I'm still listening. 20-Oct-2015

Tags: 2010s, Comedy, Cooking, Fatigue, Funny, Real

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20-Oct-2015




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